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Tom: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Harry: No it’s called high-jacking.
Harrison: Guys no it’s weed-whacking.
Sam: No it’s called disappointing your mother.
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The gag reel/Bloopers from Spider-Man:Homecoming came out today and I love this movie and the cast even more now after watching it 100x times lmao
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Sunflowers || p.parker (teaser)
au ; peter parker x hoh! original character
summary ; in which a city that never sleeps is always quiet...but only for her.
words ; 119 words
warning(s) ; this is just straight up fluff, angst and the oc trying her hardest to adjust to a new life. there will be some swearing but mostly minimal. anything written in italics is either the oc or someone using sign to communicate.
authors note ; do not get angry if something one of the characters says is insensitive, i’ve put it in there for a reason. before you ask why doesn’t the oc get cochlear implants she doesn’t want them and theres a very high likelihood they wouldn't work anyway, they don’t always work for everyone.
"peter you don’t understand...you may be able to save everyone as spider-man but she doesn’t need saving, she’s not helpless and she’s not defenceless...she just can’t hear the world like you do”
“but-”
“no buts kid, if she doesn’t want your help she definitely doesn’t need it. she’s not broken, she doesn’t need to be repaired, she’s coping perfectly fine”
“but mr stark-”
“peter, whatever it is that you’re thinking i’m going to need you to stop”
“what if i can persuade her into seeking help and getting those implant surgeries”
“if she hasn’t gotten them already, what makes you think she even wants them now?”
“everyone deserves to hear the city and i feel like she should too”
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How long have you been a marvel fan
lol only for like 3 to 4-ish years? tbh i did NOT know how lengthy the MCU was, i thought they were all just free-floating super hero movies and i did not vibe with that saturation lol. teenage/college aged/art school me literally Did Not Care about ‘mainstream’ movies... but to be fair, i just wasn’t interested in watching movies or anything back then. (i regret being so pretentious lmao)
even tho?? i watched iron man when it came out and enjoyed it. i watched GOTG when that came out and i reeeaaally liked it. but it wasn’t until my BF took me to watch spider-man:hoco that i FINALLY realized they all connected in the same universe??? i really thought there was just a million superhero movies competing with each other, not knowing they had a common thread running through them lol. tbh the opening scene of hoco (about civil war) is what got me curious lol. so naturally, i had to watch them all in order, leading up to the next big release. then thor ragnorak came out, black panther, and freaking infinity war–– so it kinda solidified my obsession lol. we went to like all the midnight premieres ever since then, and i think i made this blog in like 2017? just to talk about it and put my excitement somewhere haha . it’s a joy to just like things !!
and lol i gotta credit my boyfriend for making me Like This™
#lol i didn't even really realize it but i have a spiderman concept art/encyclopedia that i would just read through every day as a kid#so i just know a lot about spiderman for no reason lol#personal#madmadmilk#Anonymous
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updated my blog and stuff today. i might be posting more from different fandoms. those fandoms include spider-man:hoco, dear evan hansen, harry styles, and some more. those 3 i named will be more usual. i plan to write more, so please, if you want a one shot, let me know and i’ll try my best. lots of love xx sara (previously sappysomething-s)
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Sam: *loses Tom in a crowd*
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Sam: god finally.
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Sam and his date: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
*looks into each others eyes* [this magic moment plays]
Tom and his date: *both reach for the chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
Tom: get the fuck off my chicken
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Tom: Oh, by the way, I talk in my sleep.
Harrison: oh, yeah, that’s fine.
*later*
Tom: *in his sleep* fuck you Harrison you ugly piece of shit turtle-looking motherfucker
Harrison: *throws a water bottle at him*
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Sam: can you please pass the salt?
Tom: *throws Harrison across the table*
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The boys: *loses Tom in a crowd*
Harry and Sam: this calls for drasti-
Harrison: shut the fUCK up and keep walking.
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Tom: [starts screaming]
Sam: Whoa there bro, what’s that all about?
Tom: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.
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Tom: I do love being a holland, it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs *chuckles*
*later*
Tom: fuck OFF HARRY I’M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING PHOTOSHOOT.
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Tom: *starts talking*
Harrison: *looks at the camera like in the Office*
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Harrison: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Harry: This is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard.
Sam: But what if I die and never get to eat my nachos?
Tom: Then tomorrow is /nacho/ lucky day.
Harrison: GET OUT
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Tom: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love. Not free pizza. Nothing.
Harrison: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?
Tom: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
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Tom: Harrison you need to take your medicine
Harrison: but it’s icky
Tom: fine but if you die, I’ll tell you I told you so
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