#spider in a monotone voice: play toxic from Brittany Spears
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detective-twinkachu · 1 year ago
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*Norm, in a dark room sitting in an armchair, swirling juice in a cup like it's wine with Body by Megan Thee Stallion playing in the background*
Spider opening the door:Norm, you can't just stay here all day listening to classical music! Jake said he was sorry.
Norm:Then he shouldn't have broken my favorite beaker with his big, fat, blue fingers! Now put on Shakira!
Spider, sighs and changes the song before leaving.
*Whenever, Wherever plays*
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