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Y’know PETER when you come home to a nice meal and your fucking socks folded you should say thank you, none of this “how did you get into my house” nonsense.
#honestly where’s his manners#I made him spaghetti#harley keener#ironfam#team iron man#sad yeehaw.#peter parker#spider BITCH
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SPIRIT SPIDER villains lineup part VII
#marvel#digital art#marvel fanart#fanart#artwork#BR ART#brazilian artist#marvel comics#comic book#comic#villain#spider man villains#loonie lincoln#tombstone#ashley barton#spider bitch#scorpion#mac gargan#the wall#character design#au#spiritspider#artworkmartins#my art
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This concept art is killing me, but maybe ace lesbians Ashley and Felicity, as a ‘Spider-Verse’ art prompt? They look adorable together. https://i.redd.it/86immh6i92hb1.jpg
i don’t rlly know anything about spider bitch or black cat but i tried!!
they do look cute together..
#spider man: across the spiderverse#ashley barton#spider bitch#black cat#felicia hardy#couldnt find any concept art for black cat with my one google search so i made up my own <3#rough rough rough ideas but i like em so far#her name might be something like fatima or fayez hamad al-hadi......#the posing is so awkward but it was like a sketch i haphazardly turned into a Thing lol#might draw her again bc. colors. lesbians. lesbians OF COLOR. you get it#whats their ship name???? blackspider?? spidercat????? catman
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gonna draw old man kaine giving uncle-y advise to ashley barton
#the advise is how to properly break someone’s kneecaps bye#harum scarum rambles#ashley barton#spider bitch#kaine#kaine parker
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For da bloodlines zine
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draw her with eridan next time
#mod eridan#vriska#spider bitch#bank#superwholock#i love this hellsite#the tumblr experience#oh tumblr#on timblr
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#green goblin#Ashley Barton#marvel#spider bitch#action figure photography#action figures#marvel legends#toy photography#spider woman#spider girl#norman osborn#fight scene#spider man trilogy#spider verse
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Had to get a Very Large Roach off the ceiling in my kitchen and shrieked when it started flying.
Now, for unrelated reasons, I am writing a ballad about a Very Grand and Brave Knight, slayer of Dragons and Fearsome Beasts, who disappeared after encountering a single bug.
Never mind what kind it was, that isn't important to the plot.
#emmett speaks#dad WHY would you send your son who is AFRAID OF THINGS THAT FLY to deal with a ROACH#I've screamed at BUTTERFLIES and BABY BIRDS flying toward me#I don't care if roaches “just flutter” THAT IS BLATANTLY FALSE IT ATTACKED ME#I am FINE being the designated spider wrangler but GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY AIRSPACE#I'd rather shoo a coyote out of the yard
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
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Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live
#no because what did he expect of Miles??? 😭#man said “how dare you still want your father present in your life!? like u had him for 15 get over it u selfish bitch”#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman 2099#spiderman across the spiderverse#miles morales#miguel o'hara#across the spider verse spoilers#spiderman atsv#atsv spoilers#atsv#oscar issac#into the spiderverse#into the spider verse
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“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”🤨
Why was this quote the first thing that popped into my head when I looked at this image?🤣 Tech and Echo have THEE best “bitch please” facial expressions.
#tbb tech#tech#tbb echo#arc trooper echo#the bad batch#star wars#spider man#nick fury#marvel#bitch please#clone force 99#clones
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I actually think Dorian and Orym should fight more.
Remember when their slowly building tension over and entire episode (full of passive aggressive remarks and blame throwing) led to threats? And how after, Orym thanked Dorian for handing over the crown sadly because he knew Dorian would be mad at him? And Dorian couldn't even look at him because he was legitimately hurt, thinking Orym was disappointed in him for doing what he thought was right? That was peak.
The fact they went from that to their current closeness and trust is the best part of their entire dynamic. Their relationship was hard fought and still will be. They will fight for it because they respect and care for one another deeply, and their disagreements don't change that, only improve it.
#critical role#cr3#orym#dorian#dorym#text post#cr discourse#'dorian deserved that actually and is being stupid by agreeing with ludinus'#'orym was too mean and needs to be quiet about his trauma'#just say you don't understand their characters#or that they are characters#you don't have to agree with them. they can make decisions you wouldn't make and disagree with#its good tv regardless#dorian didnt deserve that and orym was too harsh#dorian needed to be reminded of the consequences of indulging those ideas and viewpoints and orym is tired of this discussion happening#these things can coexist#neither of them have the whole picture here. we can't judge them based off of what we as viewers know#dorian didn't see first hand what the ruby vanguard has done. only what the spider queen did so thats on his mind more than anything#orym didnt see first hand (nor hear many details) about opal and cyrus. only what the vanguard has been doing to them for months#let them bicker and argue#its the best part#only going near the discourse because i have been waiting years for more of this and bitches on twitter are complaining about it#and often from people who don't even like orym (or sometimes dorian). go back to ignoring them and let me enjoy this moment in peace#i know i am adding to the discourse but i needed to find other people who want more dorym relationship drama before we get more fluff
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More WolfSpider comics bc I love them
#sums up their arc#wormblr#parahumans#wildbow#worm web serial#worm parahumans#fanart#worm fanart#taylor hebert#skitter#rachel lindt#bitch worm#wolf spider
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY.
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from.
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from#FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side#FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present-#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#iron dad and spider son#she basically bombards him with empathy#FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderson#ironfam#queueueueue#see announcements#also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things-#peter: payback's a bitch huh
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I just can’t be normal about Spideypool genuinely cause if I had a man who had extensive experience in killing and made a career out of it to turn a new leaf to impress me !?? Peter Jesus fucking Christ
#of top of the very popular hc#that we all know Wade would kill just about anyone with out question if Peter asked#with out flinching#IDKKKK MAAAN#If that were me?? IF THAT WERE MEEEE#I’d be fucking locking that shit down#he’s mine bitch#spideypool#peter parker#wade wilson#spider man#deadpool#deadpool x spiderman#I meant to say of course#in the first tag
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