#spermbanker

[a-bottledstar]

Do it all the time // idkhow on their first tour, 2018

Do It All The Time

Idkhow on their first tour // 2018

[skeletood]

expression prompt

5b-butt-head , 3b-beavis

i love drawing the same dudes next to each other on a gray background over and over and over and over and o

[bbygirlsunite]

I once again got fooled by a job listing that looked promising(read: seemed flexible and payed fine) only to realise it was a job listing from a goddamn sperm bank

[elirregular-blog]

La frase que nadie esperaba ver escrita.

[tabitha2]

Giving your money to support dumb blonde horny straight female behavior like thirsting for guys, openly begging for Dick, taking all the Loads they shoot at you… loving to be Boy-crazy, Dick-addicted, a total spermbank Cumdumpster… wanting to be a good happy fucked married pregnant lover girlfriend wife mother sex-object slave… needing to be His… craving to do anything a Man asks because it feels so good to say yes to Him !

[stahl-tier]

“average adult european male has 1 to 3 children” factoid actualy just statistical error. average adult eurpean male has 0 children. Spermbank Jan, who lives in the netherlands & has over 550 children already, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[ultfan]

me on fathers day like “happy birthday random dude who donated his sperm to whatever spermbank my mom went to”

[vintagecomputer]

spermbank spunkpants

[straightyuri]

LET'S ALL GO TO THE SPERMBANK AND TAKE A BIG GULP

[daisychainsandbowties]

https://twitter.com/spermbanked/status/802201008038350848?s=20

yeah

[geneticscryobank]

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[peachy-inserts]

leon s. kennedy general hcs

✎a/n: i wrote these back in april and never posted them, i thought id make them longer but never did, so here they are :) theyre pretty simple, just my ramblings and smth to post

✰warnings: n/a

Despite his terrible record with vehicles, he tends to collect classic cars and refurbish them. Likes to spend his free time tinkering with the old engines and often comes inside covered in grease, but it’s not such a bad look on him

Has a soft spot for classically feminine things, but as we know he doesn’t mind something a little rougher, too. Someone who’s confident and reassuring is best for him; someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves and can help him figure his own self out, too. He likes being told what to do- He makes so many snap decisions in work and holds so much responsibility on a daily basis that someone telling him what he should do and giving him something to do is comforting. It may seem like a sexual thing or even domineering, but it’s rooted in domesticity and his own fears

I’m fairly certain he grew up in the midwest, maybe even a little southern- somewhere rural, so it’s only natural for him to keep a little piece of home with him in the little garden out back. He’s not around a lot to take care of it, and so he spends time outside with you teaching you how to hold the gardening shears, how to harvest the tomatoes, and which compost and soil he uses. It’s a bonding exercise for the two of you, and taking care of that little garden while he’s away is almost symbolic for you

Listens to a lot of 80’s rock music, I’m pretty sure this may as well be canon. Definitely blasts some shitty song your mom used to headbang to in the car, maybe an old mustang he fixed up

I’m stuck on the thought of Leon having an old yellow labrador that he spoils, who’s dumb as rocks and yet knows so many obscure tricks because at times, she was his only comforting force, and so he’s poured so much love and energy into training her that she’s stuck to his hip

To no surprise, is not interested in ever having kids. It had been his plan for a long time to settle down and start a family at a young enough age, but certain and well known events of course interfered. The thought of bringing someone so vulnerable and so precious to him into such a threatening and dangerous world is terrifying, and when considering kids he finds himself grieving despite them never having been born

Can’t cook. At all. Wbk

[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: Trigun and Trigun Stampede screencaps overlaid with text posts.

98 Wolfwood smirking with his pecs prominently on display; @/spermbanker: sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like... nice.....

98 Wolfwood smiling and holding the Punisher; @/neopetsuser: call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

Tristamp Wolfwood smirking; @/loser-boy: "flirting with death" fucking WEAK catch me sucking deaths dick in a burger king dumpster at 3am

Tristamp Wolfwood frowning; @/lyjerria: always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness @/the-verdant-weirdo: ✔ unnecessary negativity ✔ bitterness

Tristamp Wolfwood; @/97642 gas? i light that. gate? i keep that. girl? i boss that

Tristamp Vash frantically shaking Wolfwood, whose eyes are rolling up and whose face is slack; @/lostmedia: senpai you seem a little fucked up are you okay?? no offense but you look like your only source of B vitamins comes from monster energy

Tristamp Wolfwood holding up the Punisher; @/frankierokin: mallgoth malewife manwhore

98 Wolfwood on his motorcycle; A Wikipedia dropdown which lists: "Betrayal, Serving Cunt, Death." End ID]

[missingleftsock]

This is, perhaps, the greatest thing I have ever found in a thrift store. You bet your ass it came home with me! IT'S A SPERM BANK, YOU GUYS! #puns #spermbank #thriftstores #thrifting #savers #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce8_EggrEre/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[davidwfloydart]

Another day at the sperm bank's quality control… #spermdonor #spermbank #spermhealth #spermdonation #qualitytime #qualitycontrol #anotherstory (at Catalina Foothills, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWw-Detrc8l8_an5li_lxu4UU75mOKWs0qA22o0/?utm_medium=tumblr