#spencer crittenden

[headbeater]

once again indulging in my day dream of Spencer Crittenden GMing a D20 side quest

[harmontown-quotes]

I wanna play Magic (the gathering) with your wife. — Spencer

Harmontown 256: Dan Harmon’s Top Five Shoe Jokes

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

I thought this sounded familiar. I remember awhile back listening to a two-part episode of behind the bastards with robert evans on this.

it is absolutely BONKERS to me, the number of people in the united states i have talked to who have never even heard of the battle of blair mountain. how the largest labor uprising in our history manages to skirt by so many leftists unknown is just downright astonishing. the largest labor uprising, and the largest armed uprising, period, since the civil war.

did yall even hear me?

THE LARGEST ARMED UPRISING!! besides the civil!!! fucking!! war!!! was fought in 1921 in the name of LABOR RIGHTS AND UNIONS by TEN THOUSAND RIGHTEOUSLY PISSED, STRIKING COAL MINERS

these absolute fucking LEGENDS marching out the hollers of west virginia, wearing their red bandanas and wielding their papaw's shotguns pointed at the lawmen. waging war against the fucking UNITED. STATES. MILITARY!!! for their right to work safely and be paid fairly!!!

and people just like. don't know about that? put some fucking respect on west virginia!!! and fellow appalachians, yall best just own it when ignorant people call you a fucking redneck cause our ancestors did that shit and they did it for us

[mxalexwhat]

Everyone always talks about how Matt Mercer is the most beautiful Dungeon Master but have you ever seen Spencer Crittenden smile on Harmonquest? What an absolute sweetheart.

[theforswornelite]

More Harmonquest Sketches

[honexjams]

hey i have a yt for speedpaints here are the jams ive uploaded so far, if youre Into It the channel is HonexArt check it out ily ty

[lunariasilver]

I'm gonna have to write a HarmonQuest fanfictiction because SOME PEOPLE won't make the next season

[niceandpeaceful]

[ladylenoragriffin]

[dice-cult]

[harmontown-quotes]

Self-hatred is just an [easy] excuse to not really [do anything]. It’s a stopping point because you’re like ‘oh should I go exercising? No I hate myself, I don’t have to do that.’ But it’s like no, you thought of the exercising cause that’s something probably important that you should do, and you shouldn’t just stop thinking about it by shortcutting it with ‘I hate myself.’ … It’s a dodge. — Spencer

Harmontown 301: SuperNova

[tredlocity]

Oh damn, Spencer congratulating Griffin on a campaign well done.

[omegangrins]

Accidentally discovering then watching this video was one of the happiest days of my life.

A little backstory first. When Harmoncountry went around, I knew I had to do something. Dan made a story (Community) that taught me, and the rest of us, to live, laugh, and most importantly, love. He was owed my best. So I decided the best thing to give is what he gave me. That’s when Iowahuasca was born. He expanded my mind, so I hoped I could help expand his. So off we went to Wisconsin! The show was done (Which was amazing and I finally got to see the little baby kick dance) the go-pro was off my head, and we partyed as Harmenians do. I was so scared of Dan that I waited until everyone else went. It was cute because he was eating while talking so I offered to leave him be to eat, but he wouldn’t let me. He made me feel important. Kinda like how Robin Willaims always made everyone around him feel more special than himself.

Anyway, we hugged, I apologized for my Twitter rants, and he signed our copy of You’ll Be Perfect When You’re Dead. But I had one more surprise left in store (And not the five dollar tip I snuck into Spencer’s pocket. We actually had been playing a game with it all night. I tried to pay for his autograph but he wouldnt accept it so we did a cat and mouse game with the bill. It was adorable.) We thanked Dan, Kaitlin told him how much his rapping had improved (Which he didn’t believe of course :P) and we went on our way. As we did though, I walked over to one of the technicians and asked if he could do me a favor to surprise Dan and the rest of the crew (I would’ve gave it straight to him but more people had come up to talk.). That’s where this story segues back into the video. That gift? Iowahuasca (It didn’t come from the dead pile.:). I told them how to use it, answered their questions, and wished them luck.

A year later I was browsing through Spencer’s old Youtube videos and came across this gem. It made me jump for joy, cry, and thank Something all at the same time. There’s nothing better than giving. It’s the best gift of all.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.

[monstermonstre]

“Just say you’re not a nazi! It’s like taking a shit! You just do it! Or you explode! You die if you don’t shit and you die if you don’t say you’re not a nazi! Fascism is a fucking cancer!”

[cutesynamehere]

From Erin’s twitter.

RIP Harmontown.

Also, in case anyone in the CK fandom is interested, the brunette in the bottom left picture is Randee Heller’s daughter.