#speculating fictional characters' birth charts is my fav pass time

[pipsqueakparker]

snowbaz + zodiacs

simon snow is a cancer sun and i wanna talk about that

because i’m a slut for the zodiac and i think it’s fun

and simon snow is a curious study (i’d argue that he is a gem rising tbqh) 

because when you first look at him he doesn’t really fit the cancerian bill, y’know? he’s so blatantly unaware and bad with social cues, but he does act purely out of emotion 9/10 times

i really don’t think the boy knows the definition of self-care or self-preservation, but he would do anything to care for and protect the people he loves 

also like a small thing but cancer is associated with the stomach, aka the way to and from their heart is through the stomach, aka all those AUs in which simon becomes a cook or a baker are spot-fuckin-on ‘cause yeah food is definitely simon’s love language and that is a cancerian-ass trait if i ever seen one

and i’d argue a gem rising because i feel like he does show a lotta outward gem signs like, he’s popular and likes people and likes knowing people and being around people and cancer’s are likable but gemini’s know how to win people and they’re good at small talk and they’re social butterflies and that is what he puts out into the world 

but that’s surface level and maybe he’s not the best at really talking about what he’s feeling or even knowing what he’s feeling, which makes me wanna say that he’s a virgo moon. he’s shit with his own emotions and will tamp them down and ignore them, but he can’t really hide them. not only is this kinda displayed through his magic, which he literally cannot control to a point that he ‘goes off’. and without magic? still can’t hide shit, if he’s feeling stressed or overwhelmed he’ll try to hide it but penny and baz both know. (they’re also just more aware) 

speaking of them why not just continue this little journey because i have more opinions. 

baz is a libra sun, cap moon, leo rising. 

baz is a snotty intellectual, plays violin, and would probably put out after a good date to a modern art museum or smt. he takes his feelings and shoves the into a tiny bottle to deal with later, and as much as he would never admit it, fully craves relationships (maybe this is something deep down, bc there’s gotta be something to say abt the trauma of losing an important relationship so young, like losin your mom is no walk in the park i’m messed up and it happened to me at 19 - i can’t imagine it happening so young jfc). big libra energy tbh. 

he’s also very very good at coming off as completely apathetic, he throws that bottle of emotions down d e e p and rarely lets it surface, and his greatest skill is being an emotionless piece of trash (i love him, that’s a compliment). big cap moon energy. 

and lastly, this bitch is the definition of a faux ego and thus the only sign that could rightly be his rising is the most egotistical zodiac: leo. i subscribe to the idea that baz spends upwards of 45 minutes primping before big events, and at least 30 before a regular day out. and we all know he’s a drama queen - remember the forest? the fire? could you be more extra basil?? no. (well, probably) and he’s also a loyal bitch tbh

a note: i love all signs and these two boys and i mean no harm with any comments made here (look i’m just spittin’ truth tbh and if you feel like i was too harsh to your sign just come tell me to trash aquarians, bc i can go off on my own sign, too, to make it equal)

i’ll be back with a full thoughts on pen & agatha post dw