#specifically about our murderloaf if you go back to Waterdeep with Gale
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kudzuoath · 1 year ago
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The final battle is over (you have chased after astarion along with your friends and drank with him in a cave about things) brain is dead, crown is questionably waiting in the river somewhere. And you arrive back at camp (assuming it’s there).
To your menagerie.
A dog. Normal! Several cats. Also normal! A child. Not a pet. And let us not forget. Your murderloaf, the owlbear cub.
Where does your murder son go. With Halsin? Jaheira? You?
Where does one put an owlbear in a wizards tower. Do Tressyms like owlbears? Or would an owlbear enjoy the underdark? What about avernus? Very bitey place, avernus.
And what about The Child. And all the more normal pets.
You’re a hoarder of lost causes. Now it’s time to pay the piper. Custody agreements. Everyone loves scratch. Who is taking him.
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