#sparri

[wealmostaneckbeard]

Memes from Cradle be like "gosh darn it, discovered another mass grave while laying the foundation for my new gardening shed."

Ironic memes from Ras Shamra are like "mass transit was 3 minutes late so I was late to sportsball practice 😔 thus I am humbly asking Union's Depatment of Justice and Human Rights to liberate my planet"

Memes from Carina are like "bro can handle 5 gees while burning through atmospheric entry but spends 5 minutes in rough waters and he's tossing his breakfest overboard 😂"

A meme from Sparr would go something like "hey at least it's not snowing!"

[myut0eve]

Sorry for not posting here much uuuuuu Been busy qwq Here's a comm for bud! They're gonna DM an upcoming Lancer game (the same one I'm gonna use Nineteen in) and asked me to draw our friend's character Crest! I'm v excited aaaaaa Thank you so much again for the support qwq

[kazsartcorner]

Due to the frigid conditions of Sparr, it is common for hunters to take a durable tea set out with them on hunts, common teas include both medicinal and nutritional suppliment teas. Typically these teas are enjoyed alongside a platter of rations, that while lacking in flavour, are rich in energy.

[hateandowls]

Currently in a Lancer game (the only game I have time to be in sadly) and I’m playing an unhinged, charismatic, techno viking who likes violence and is on a quest of revenge. He’s got a fascination with tech from his child hood but doesn’t quite have the aptitude for anything behind using it.

His dad was a Sparri s chief with a family inherited Atlas. His uncle, ever jealous, teamed up with pirate/mercenaries to wipe out the clan and take all their stuff including the Atlas codes. One member shot the chief’s 8 year old son, Rauðr, off planet to a ThirdComm freight ship on its way by. From there he was rescued, too late for his clan.

His uncle made off with everything and bartered it for a life time ticket on a Long Rim luxury colony. Rauðr spent time on a space colony safely out of reach until he could find his way into a mercenary group. From there he made connections until he could train to be a full Lancer.

Now he pilots a Nelson frame, enjoying the ability to get in close to his enemy and moving at breakneck speed. His goals are to somehow get at his Uncle and find his dad’s Atlas codes and he’ll offer up his services to anyone in need along the way (he can claim benevolence but he just likes violence against those who seek violence). He’s able to talk his way through things but keeps leaning towards the fight.

He recently joined a team of Lancers who have goals of their own. Luckily they take them close to where he wants to be and the traveling let’s him seek the Atlas.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

I'm sorry to share, but this must be documented.

Rachel Meghan Markle is truly the spawn of satan. She's a wicked creature who seeks to kill, steal & destroy her victims when they are most vulnerable.

Something bad must be on the horizon for The Meghans. First they wheel out Markus Anderson, and now their most desperate move is to publicly resurrect the fake affair rumors started by MEgain 5 years ago. She wanted to cover up her partaying at Soho House Amsterdam (fake preggers), while simultaneously blackmailing the BRF into "supporting her in the press."

Epstein Island's Stephen Colbert has confirmed (again) that the cabal owns him. He was obviously "forced" to publicly suggest that "Kate Middleton is missing" bc William & Catherine are having marital problems. There was no "joke," just a lie.

Harry if you are reading this: what an absolute disgrace you have become. A traitor to your mother, father, brother & country.

First we watched Colbert push the Spare Us book of lies, including the "Wills beat me up & broke my necklace lie." Now Sparry has inspired the suckit sewer megbots to attack 2 innocent families. Colbert used Omit's fake headlines from Yahoo News to "confirm" the affair. What a miserable black soul Stephen Colbert embodies. Just another weak compromised puppet for the elites.

Megbots have such low IQs. They steal the art designed to portray their mistress and desperately try to make it fit Catherine🤡🤦‍♂️

Michael Cole won't shut up. He continues to manufacture ridiculous content using Catherine's name just to stir up the megbots. It's in the GB News comments that we see Meghan desperate to get the talking heads to mention the "rumored affair."

From the Sussex Sewer

The people are fed up with Michael Cole, Piers & every other media bully

GB News attempting to pivot from "Kate" by bringing on Dr Carole Lieberman. Too late.

[scratching92]

So the thing you need to understand about the Sparri in Lancer is that they're all playing Xenoblade Chronicles X.

Sparri hunting Kaiju in their Everests are Skell Pilots fighting Tyrants.

The Sparri Espada in their Atlases, meanwhile, are going all-in on the Ether Blossom Dance build.

[zoynkzz]

mischief monday >:)

Terry is hungry.

Static brews in his veins, twinges of want cloud his vision. He runs his tongue along the sharp points of his teeth. There’s no room left for guilt. All that remains in his otherwise hollow frame is a shaking, incurable hunger. Something rotting, bloodied, all-encompassing.

When he descends upon Sparrow Oak, hands clawing, clinging, frenetic and hushed, it’s natural. Something as instinctual as the thirst that clings to the back of Terry’s tongue.

Fangs pierce warm skin, and that’s natural, too. Silvery magic floods his senses, Sparrow’s lips part on a gasp, and Terry is finally sated.

OH MY GOD?????? ALNGMGLJAF /POS!!

[girldong]

Need to play lancer again I wanna dig around in the guts of the lore some more

[diesaur]

anyone even play this game anymore

[matmamma]

Matlådans dag 23 mars - fem kanonrecept!

Idag är det Matlådans dag. Att det dessutom är en lördag är förstås helt perfekt – då finns det tid att laga en laddning matlådor för frysen och de kommande vardagsluncherna. Här är fem fina recept som passar perfekt! Citronlax med sparris Fräsch lax med grön sparris, tomater och stekta citroner – fyll också gärna lådan med ris, bulgur eller något annat du tycker om! Till receptet…

[cynamonowo]

umm 7 17 27 97

whoo buncha sevens *chews on them*

7: fall out boy - we didn't start the fire

17: kwiat jabłoni - kto powie mi jak

27: perfect - kołysanka dla nieznajomej

97: męskie granie orkiestra - polskie tango

[tesmok-eh-okay-i-guess]

On the behalf of I Lived Bitch Beatdown, I would like to thank you and Boldie for daring the enter the ring. He may be gone now but he is not forgotten.

Boldie and I thank you very much, his legacy will live on

Here he is with his friend Sparry

[lord-christer-gustafsson]

Sparris-risotto med ramslökspesto I samarbete med @kullagourmet blev det idag en superenkel måltid 👌 Så snabbt och enkelt att få till en god och krämig risotto. Och det finns en mängd olika smaker att välja på. Lyx i vardagen och så enkelt med dessa risotto-mixar, färdigt på under 20 minuter. Har du testat? Idag blev det risotto-mix med sparris, olivolja och parmesan från @kullagourmet samt min egna ramslökspesto 😋 🛒 Ingredienser 2 personer 1 frp risottomix med sparris 2-4 msk Ramslökspesto 4,5 dl vatten 1,5 dl torrt vitt vin 30 g riven ost 30 g smör En skvätt sjöpungsfond Olivolja 🔪 Tillagning Koka upp vatten och vin i en panna ⏲ Häll i risottoblandningen långsamt och under frekvent omrörning och låt koka på svag värme i 16 till 22 minuter ⏲ När riset börjar närma sig tillsätter du sjöpung och pesto ⏲ Ta sedan bort risotton från värmen, rör ner riven parmesanost och smör 🛎 Servera risotton toppad med parmesan 🍽️ Om du uppskattar mina inlägg skulle jag bli superglad om du; Följer 👉 @the.real.cg.lagar.mat ✨ Gillar 👍 Sparar recept 🍝 Kommenterar 💬 Delar inlägg 🤩 Lägger till @the.real.cg.lagar.mat som favorit 🌟 #risotto #sparris #ramslök #parmesan #olivolja @kullagourmet @extremefoodswe @audgeirrknives @vargenthor @khmer_pepper @marinetaste @kockumsjernverk @lespicebastad

[meghanmarklediaries]

Dear Diary,

Harry is stubborn at times, I have to use my whole palm. I tend to loose my temper everytime I have to spread my palms to discipline him. But I am going to be patient, this one is a little thick. 

[hateandowls]

Lancer Game Chapter 1&2

The tales from the perspective of Rauðr, call sign Vidar.

Vidar’s first encounter with the group of Lancers was on a fairly peaceful planet. Vidar was there killing time picking up some intergalactic rumors and waiting to hitch a ride further towards the Rim. His Nelson, Gungnir was already prepped but unneeded, or so he assumed.

When the group arrived they brought with them a couple hundred genetically created, but not yet mature and activated, super soldiers in the form of children. They were looking for a place to settle them where they might grow into more than just weapons. Unfortunately for the planet, the corp that made them (a faction of the Harrison Armory) commissioned a small force to recover them.

Vidar had just met up with the Lancers hoping to convince them they could use his services when the chance to prove it arrived. The Lancers had prepared traps for the incoming ships to disable them forcing the assault team to land frames on the planet. Vidar joined the Lancers and leant aid towards keeping the threat mostly to uninhabited areas. He then got to to cut loose and show his worth a bit.

In the end the Lancers agreed to make a pit stop on their way do the Rim for Vidar and Vidar agreed to repay them with unrestrained violence on their behalf.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Don't think we forgot about you...

Don't think we forgot about how you were caught playing with your moonbump during your 1 and only tour at the Meyhew Clinic---squatting down with your knees together.

The same day you threatened to selfcide yourself & an unborn baby because you & Sparry were boo'd at the Cirque du Soleil performance.

You forgot to tell NOprah how you went a full day without any selfcide ideation. You were flooded with endorphins from petting the animals & physical touch from your NYC bff.

You were happy all day until your mask slipped in Royal Albert Hall. EMBARRASSED because you were boo'd by the audience & Sparry publicly REJECTED your claw.

You were boo'd for poor job performance. Your claw was rejected because Sparry needed claw-free hands to clap for the special guest.

You and Daniel posted a photo of your disgusting avocado toast, hot tea & chocolates. You gushed about what a wonderful visit the two of you were having, just like old times...

Daniel flew all the way from NYC to London to do your makeup for the engagement but you lied to NOprah.

You told NOprah you were alone and couldn't skip the event because you might commit a murder. You lied to NOprah about your makeup. You told NOprah you had to put your makeup bag in the sink and just get yourself ready for that event.

You lied. You and Sparry lied.

You brag about how easy it is for you to cry on demand and yet somehow you managed to cry throughout the performance without shedding 1 tear from your left (or right) eye.

Thanks for reminding the world that you trauma bonded yourself to Sparry & the BRF by naming your website after their missing (abandoned) Jack Russell Terrier dog named TIGger, and their (abandoned) nannny named TIGgy.

A few hours after squatting in 4 inch heels with her knees together, she's wearing a beachball under her dress & needs Harry's help just to sit down in a chair.

And that coat is still NOT chic or elegant!!

In Trouble with mummy