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awkwardpsyduck · 5 years ago

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My Hero Academia A/B/O “Designations”

Overview: These are my opinions on if the characters would be Alpha, Beta, or Omega. These are OPINIONS and probably how I would prefer to/will write them in any fic, but feel free to request otherwise! Also this will not be all the characters as there are so many, feel free to ask on anyone in particular not listed. Some I might give explanation for, others might simply be how they strike me. Lastly there will be no villains. So far I really don’t like any of them so I won’t write for them.

Warnings: Minor swearing, minor NSFW? Under cut for length more then anything

Class 1A

1. Katsuki Bakugo : Omega, yes probably a shock, but I can so see it. He would take no shit from any alpha and be protective of other Omegas. Definitely very forward when interested in someone and can see him getting this from his mother who is the exact same. I do not think he would care if anyone knew he was an Omega, he can take care of himself even when in heat

2. Mashirao Ojiro : Alpha, probably a gentler one at that. Doting to his Omega once he found one and very protective.

3. Yuga Aoyama : Omega, I just really can’t picture him as anything else. Would more then likely look for an Alpha to mate with soon as old enough for the feeling of security and to satisfy each others needs when they arose.

4. Toru Hagakure : Beta, partially due to her quirk and partially because she is probably the girl I am least fond of to be honest.

5. Rikido Sato : Alpha, another sweetheart indeed though and one to take care of their omega in any way possible.

6. Denki Kaminari : Alpha, sparky boy a more lazy one probably in some ways, but also one to show off when he can.

7. Izuku Midoriya : Beta or Omega, due to his originally Quirkless state and personality I could see either of them really.

8. Hanta Sero : Beta or Alpha, I lean more towards Beta, but could see him as a mellow Alpha. I just don’t know enough about him really.

9. Mina Ashido : Omega, I think, I am honestly not fully sure how to peg her. Omega comes to mind because I could see her as one having slightly more frequent heats, even on suppressants, but not very ‘strong’ ones. She would very much enjoy an Alpha for those times.

10. Kyoka Jiro : Beta, most of the time she just seems in the middle on everything between personality and skill, it just fits to me.

11.Tenya Iida : Alpha or Omega. Another that I really can’t truly peg, but would be at one end or the other. Proud of who he is either way and just would want a mate he could be himself around, that they could lean on each other.

12. Momo Yaoyorozu : Omega, between her personality and physique she is an Omega to me. Gets nervous around Alphas unless she trusts them. Would very much want to have a mate soon as she could, someone to make her feel secure and cared for.

13. Minoru Mineta : Beta, he is a perverted little asshole who needs a good reality check, but is what leans me towards Beta. He knows he is not appealing to Alphas or Omegas and possibly has a hormone imbalance leading to him just not caring to keep his perversion in check. I probably won’t write for him either.

14. Eijiro Kirishima : Alpha, definitely the ‘puff out his chest’ and act all top dog, especially around other Alphas. Competitive and wants to be the best he can be, especially once he finds an Omega he wants to be with. Of course with them he would be kind and doting, slightly possessive as well in a non-asshole way.

15. Fumikage Tokoyami : Alpha, there is a strength in this birb boy we have yet to see, I just know it. He the kind of Alpha to keep more to himself, especially during a rut where his control would be more lax on Dark Shadow, but an Alpha none the less I think.

16. Ochaco Uraraka : Beta or Omega, mainly due to her personality I just can see her as either of the two. I don’t mind her, but she needs more character development.

17. Shoto Todoroki : Omega, mainly because it would piss off Endeavor to no end as it would be one ‘flaw’ he could never change. Shoto would be made to hide it for the longest time with suppressants and scent blocker, his classmates probably not even know until they get to training camp or the dorms. In the dorms he would finally get his first chance to learn how to nest and once adult on his own be nervous, but wanting to find an Alpha.

18. Koji Koda : Beta, I like Koda but I really can only see him right there in the middle ground.

19. Asui Tsuyu : Beta, very nurturing and caring to everyone, but really just see her in the middle right now.

20. Mezo Shoji : Alpha, somewhat self-conscious about himself I would think, but still an Alpha. More laid back I think as well.

Big Three

Mirio Togata: Alpha, definitely a more easy going and carefree one in general. Very protective, though, if you mess with his Omega or Omegas in general. Reliable and loyal to a fault and nearly always smiling.

Tamaki Amijiki: Omega, just another thing to add to his shyness and anxiety. He need an Alpha to take care of him and to depend on, but very much worries one would never go for him.

Nejire Hado: Beta or Omega, she is a sweetheart most definitely and more so just does not strike me as an Alpha.

Pros

Eraserhead: Alpha, but a very lazy one indeed. Possibly just has low hormones so can see him not having a rut very often what so ever unless he had an Omega mate. Helping them with their heats would probably be the only thing that really get him going.

Present Mic: Alpha, a show off definitely, but overall a wonderful Alpha to be with. Would truly care for his mate if he had one and just your average rut cycle.

All Might: Beta or Omega, due to originally being Quirkless and his normal form I can’t see him as Alpha. His hero form was just a huge put on to me to make himself more impressive and he would want to do that, especially if an Omega. (Personally I love his small form better)

Endeavor: Alpha, do I need to say more? He has more testosterone then he needs and his obsession for the perfect heir? Yeah, Alpha jerk, but he is hot.

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e1ana · 5 years ago

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THA updates/character sheets

omg two posts in a day what is this shit

i just feel like i should give a heads up about THA and whats going on and shit. i wont be posting anything for it on A03 for a hooooot minute. like i said in the last post, i’ve been really dry when it comes to THA content. sorry if that bums you out or whatever, but i really need to take it easy with that book for a bit.

h o w e v e r

my brain just will not let me friggin rest. so, i decided to just do something that’s not really creative but also lets me feel some kind of relief. im gonna make character templates in the style of the BNHA fandom website (with a few exceptions/different thing). I wont make one for every single person, but ill make them for most of class 1-A and some villains.

there may also be a few introduced characters, so ig you'll get to meet them first!

the first one is my fave sparky queen, Emiko Kaminari!

(fair warning. its suuuuper long.)

BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION:

Name: Emiko Kaminari (Meaning: Emiko - blessing/kindness. Kaminari - thunder) Birthday: August 3rd Age: 15 Gender: Female (She/Her) Height: 4’11” or 149 cm Hair color: Blonde Eye Color: Yellow Zodiac Sign: Leo Quirk: Technokinesis

STATUS:

Status: Alive Occupation: Student Affiliation: UA High School

OVERVIEW

Emiko Kaminari is a Class 1-A student at UA High School.

Appearance:

Emiko has bright yellow hair cut in a short bob (a bit like if you smoothed out Denki’s hair). She has distinct bangs that have two long side pieces and several short pieces across her forehead, Her eyes are yellow and flatter on top and rounder at the bottom with distinctly long and straight lashes. She has a tiny birthmark (just larger than a freckle) under her left eye. She inherited her mother’s ear shape, but she can’t use them like her mom can (they can’t extend/plug into anything). She is incredibly short despite her relatively tall dad, and hopes to grow one day. She has a relatively small chest and thin waist, giving her a lanky but athletic body. Her legs are just slightly too long for her body, adding to her sinewy appearance.

She isn’t a fan of uniform at all, so she only wears it to classes. She alternates between wearing the pants and skirts. When she wears the pants, she wears them high waisted and tucked in. She also takes off her overcoat often (in both outfits), just carrying around and putting it on when she gets yelled at.

Her prototype hero costume pays homage to her dad and mom, but is mostly her own. She wears a black windbreaker jacket with deceptively deep pockets. This also doubles as a shock resistant sheet. Under this, she wears a black sports bra and tight-ish pants with like a MILLION pockets. She’s a slut for functional fashion! She wears black platform sneakers (think FILAs, but not brand name hfjwfkfbwb). They lace up a bit like hiking boots, but the hooks are removable devices.

Personality:

Emiko is super spunky! She’s cheerful and goofy, but not sugary sweet. She has some edge to her, but she’s a very talkative and open person. She’s absolutely obsessed with edgy memes/vines/ ANYTHING internet. She likes to make jokes often, which can sometimes get her into a bit of trouble. She’s very witty and has a sharp tongue, but that’s often just used for humor. She likes to make friends with as many people as possible, but she has no problem getting downright mean with people who mess with her. Her BIGGEST hate is being looked down on. If you underestimate her… look out. Generally, she’s a very friendly person though.

People often see Emiko for exactly what she is because she’s such an open book. Even quiet and broody people like to hang around and socialize with her. If anything, people see her as far more bubbly, since she doesn't like to bust out the mean Emiko.

ABILITIES:

Overall abilities:

She doesn’t have a designated fighting style, but she loves to dart and jump around. She’s able to move pretty fast and often jumps around her opponents to confuse them. She also has damn near perfect aim, so this can be used for striking different pressure points.

Since her quirk can’t really be deployed well without technology, she uses several support items to help her. With her Buttons, she can send massive shock waves of electricity wherever they land (including people). She can also communicate with people even if she’s the only one with a communications device. She uses the electricity from her devices to immobilize her targets or generally just fuck them up. She can also manipulate electricity as long as its expelled from a device.

Emiko has SO many support items:

‘Buttons’ - basically tiny robots with no function. It’s basically just a button with an electric current. She can use them as a distraction or something of course. But Emiko can use her quirk to stick them to people or herself and deploy insane amounts of electricity. Combine that with her precise aim and you’ve got a stun gun that can target specific areas of the body AND control the output of electricity.

TeleCom - This device works kind of like an AirPod but it doesn’t need bluetooth. Its attached just under her ear. It allows her to use her quirk to send messages to her allied (or foes!)

FingerGuns - Just like her dad, Emiko is one funny motherfucker. With these gloves, she can expel the electricity from the devices in whichever direction she points her fingers.

Goggles - These high tech goggles and quickly give and receive information about her allies and opponents. She can use them if she doesn’t know anything about her team/enemy and gather info. Like GoogleGlass but WAY better.

Quirk:

Emiko’s quirk Technokinesis pretty much gives her the ability to do nearly anything with an electronic device. She can use it to hack whatever device it is, move things around, explode them, or simply use the interface hands free. She can control many devices at once (probably like up to 30 as of right now). As far as explosion goes, it's mostly just electric sparks with a little heat, but obviously there’s damage from any debris (especially if its come in contact with the sparks). Her quirk has a pretty severe drawback though. Emiko suffers drowsiness and decreased cognitive functions with extended regular use of her quirk (like Denki but like 10x less stupid). She also suffers from random severe seizures, but that doesn’t happen too often.

Super Moves:

ButtonBlast: Emiko throws a hand full of buttons in a random direction and sticks them to whatever they land on. She then sends them into a massive electrical explosion, ranging from 100 volts to 100,000 volts (will get stronger with training/time!). This is pretty much enough to fry the brain of any unlucky person to get tackled by one of these. It also blows out any device in range, leaving only the ones she controls in use.

BrainFry: Emiko throws a single button with pinpoint accuracy, landing it at her target’s weak points or exposed areas, even while they move. She delivers a quick but hearty shock, rendering her opponent immobile and unable to function.

TeleCom Confusion: Emiko uses her power of music and stupid puns and her quirk together. She confuses her opponents with rambling on and on about someone. She can also blast music directly into their ears and confuse them.

TechnoScream: Emiko + Madosha use their powers together. While Emiko has on noise canceling headphones, Screaming Shadow yells directly into her TeleCom. Emiko then sends this pitch directly into the heads of her opponents and lets it take effect.

STATS

Power: 4/5 Speed: 4/5 Technique: 3/5 Intelligence: 3/5 Cooperativeness: 4/5 Edgy Meme Knowledge: 6/6

Equipment:

Buttons: These bad boys are tiny, but they pack a punch! She has two sizes - one about the size of a dime and some smaller than that. They’re basically constantly short circuiting devices. Emiko can deploy these at any time, releasing high voltage bursts of electricity or explode them. They’re made of a high grade copper and aluminum alloy. They’re thick but hollow with a simple incomplete circuit on the inside.

TeleCom: ...literally just google how AirPods work, and take away the bad parts. Its essentially an AirPod, but it's a flat disk with a strong adhesive on one side.

FingerGuns: The same general workings as the Buttons, but they don't detach. They’re nestled in the fingers of her gloves and activated when she makes a finger gun symbol.

Battles/Events:

Lunchroom Attack

STUDENTS vs villains

Canon ‘Fun’ Facts:

She frequently bugs her friends phones and plants memes in their important documents.

She has pretty damn bad ADHD.

She once dropped her meds in front of Aizawa and asked if he wanted to ‘pop a dirty blue pillie.’ She had two days of detention for that one.

Definitely has a crush on someone in her class.

Her best friend is a class 1-B student named Hansuke Amaiko. She’s known him since they were basically babies

#my oc #my oc character #emiko kaminari #bnha #tha #e1ana #this took me so long #like oh my god #welp i did it #e1ana's oc

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welcometoyournewhell · 6 years ago

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A First Date

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Characters: Momo Yaoyorozu, Kyoka Jiro, Denki Kaminari

Overview: Kaminari is asked on a date by girlfriends Jiro and Yaoyorozu (much to his surprise) and feels that he can’t amount to the exspectations both or one may have of him.

Disclaimer: This lovely being, @kwaiipootato, gave me the idea of Momo not being vary ticklish.

Denki Kaminari was a flirtatious young man, always looking for a girlfriend and to make friends. He was a sweetie and a gentelman most of the time, but did have his more “perverted” moments. He wasn’t gross or crude about it and was respectful of space and boundaries when it came to girls. Yes, the occasional prank on his female classmates was entertaining, and he wouldn’t mind seeing a girl in a bikini, but he actually had a lot of respect for women.

So when his friends heard about the proposal from earlier that day towards him…. They were rather surprised. “Did you say no,” Sero asked in surprise. “Well…. No. I said maybe we could try and see if we all like each other. If not, we could still be friends after. I told them to think of it like a hang out type deal thing.”

Kirishima looked shocked, as did Ashido. “Wait, so your going on a date with both of them,” the Alien Queen questioned. “Uh, yeah, I guess. Jiro was beyond nervous and couldn’t even look at me. Momo did all the talking.” The love guru decided to stick his two sense in. “Wait, Momo did the talking? Funny, I thought she had a thing for Todoroki.” Denki frowned, hand going up to his chest. “Hey,” he pouted. “Ah, no off,” he was cut off. “Icy hot has money and a closer bond dumb ass. They’re more of equals than you two. Do you even know what she likes?”

Okay, harsh. “Katsuki,” Kirishima growled softly as he glared up at his boyfriend. “What? It’s important to know who your going to be dating. Strengths, weaknesses.” The squad looked to their leader a bit shocked. “This…. This isn’t a battlefield Bakugou. It’s a date, something two people go on to see if they like each other romantically or can be romantically compatible,” Sero explained. Mina nodded. “Yeah, it’s supposed to be something fun not dangerous and strategical!”

Kirishima blinked a bit before looking up at the other. “Holy shit…. That explains…. Okay, your coming with me.” The blonde blinked as his boyfriend stood up, taking his hand. “Why,” the other asked, slowly following. “Because we need to talk about our relationship. Good luck Denki, sorry I wasn’t much help bro.” The three blinked as the two left, Bakugou muttering confusion as Kirishima growled out replies.

“Well,” Sero said softly as the room was left with awkwardness. “If tonight doesn’t work out…. I think Kirishima might be free later.” It was a bad joke, but it had Denki’s attention. “But I don’t want it to go bad. I really like Jiro and I can tell her feelings for me are upsetting Momo. But she still likes Momo and was upset when Momo thought she was just the messenger.” The two remaining friends blinked. “Wow…. sounds like they need some counseling too,” Hanta “joked” again.

Ashido hummed. “Any plans for the date yet?” Deni nodded. “Having dinner at a small diner in town before taking a walk and maybe coming back here to watch a movie.” Alright, sounded nice. The two nodded as they thought. “Casual dress,” Ashido asked as she thought of Yaoyorozu. “Um…. I think? It’s

a small diner and a walk, I mean…. Come on.” The two exchanged looks before pointing to the phone. “When are you leaving,” Sero asked as Kaminari picked up the device.

“Like… an hour.” Both pairs of eyes widened as their jaws dropped. “An hour,” they yelled in sync. “Text them, now,” the Alien Queen demanded. Tape Boy agreed. “Alright, alright,” Pikachu grumbled as he nervously fumbled with his phone. The message was sent quickly and awkwardly as the three now had a group chat. The reply was instant and long. It was typed by Yaoyorozu.

“Perhaps something warm but casual? Kiki is wearing a leather jacket and ripped jeans so I guess it’s a rather freestyle. It may be chilly though so I wouldn’t go to ‘holey’ or short sleeved. She says it’s up to you.” Upon reading the message allowed, the three looked to each other again. “So…. is Momo going too or no,” Ashido asked. Kaminari shrugged. “Pretty sure,” he mumbled as he typed the question back. He received a thumb emoji in return, something was wrong.

“She’s probably upset,” Sero sighed as he got off the couch and walked to the lazy chair that the Pikachu was seated in. Looking over the blonde’s shoulder, he frowned. “Yeah,” Sparky mumbled as he shut the device down. The room fell quiet again as gult set into the invited party. “Hey man, maybe it’ll go great and strengthen your guy’s friendship,” Hanta offered. Mina nodded. “Yeah man! Give it a go!” Denki shrugged before looking at the time. “I gotta get ready,” he sighed.

He didn’t fight the hug he was given from his tape elbowed friend. In fact he snuggled into him a bit with a sigh. “It’ll be fine dude, just relax.” He was relaxed, he was depressed. Giving a nod, Kaminari headed for his room.

It wasn’t long until he was met outside the dorms by his dates. Momo wore her typical pink dress with her hair tied back, as Jiro wore a basic t-shirt, ripped jeans, and a leather to cloth jacket. Kaminari had on a simple hoodie with jeans, in his hand he held two fake roses. They looked real and were pretty colors. He just hoped his friends would like them.

Upon presenting, he cut off their greetings and caused Jiro’s face to heat up worse. “U-Uh, thank you,” she squeaked as she took the purple flower with a black outline.

There was hot glue tastefully spread about it to look almost like dew drops.

Truly, it was a nice touch. However, Momo was less impressed. She thanked him before studying the fake flower. Hers was a white rose that faded to a red at the tip. “I know they’re not the real deal but I thought they looked nicer. I hope you like them,” Denki mumbled softly as he rubbed the back of his head. “Y-Yeah,” Kyoka mumbled as she felt her face. “Oh, it’s um…. Lovely,” Yaoyorozu offered with a smile. The boy frowned a bit as he could tell she was unimpressed. He was no Todoroki, he didn’t even have a charming personality.

“Sorry,” he mumbled out before he could stop himself. “So…. ready to eat?” Was he paying for the whole meal? Crap, they’d have to stop at the bank on their way. “Um…. I suppose. Kiki,” the taller girlfriend asked. The smaller girl took her hand with an embarrassed nod. Even if Kaminari wasn’t impressing Momo, he had to admit…. Seeing Jiro so flustered was adorable. It was a short walk to the bank before the group reached the dinner.

The Pikachu could tell Momo was already done with the date after seeing him withdraw money with her and Jiro present. It was upsetting, but he tried to keep his head up and finish the date. They were seated in a corner booth, Momo sitting between the other two. “So,” the boy asked as he looked at the menu. “Drinks look good, huh?”

Jiro nodded a bit. “Y-Yeah, I guess,” she stammered out awkwardly. The creator helped her with her menu as her hands were fumbling it around. “You know, if you two are nervous…. We could just talk about more basic things. How about how everyone’s day is going,” the mom of the group offered. Her dates looked up before nodding a bit. “How about you go first Yayo- Momo,” Denki offered softly.

The taller nodded softly before thinking. “My studies were a bit distracted, but other than that I’d say today is going very well. Kiki,” she asked softly. The girl was playing with her earphone jacks as she nodded. “Apart from making a fool of myself, I’d say it was okay.” The Pikachu frowned before rubbing her arm. “Your not making a fool of yourself,” he chuckled. “Frankly, the way your acting is how I’m feeling. Your not alone here.” Purple eyes widened a bit, as did brown.

“You…. your feeling like this,” Kyoka mouthed out softly. Momo couldn’t believe a guy would admit that to his date. “Of course! I really want to make a good impression but…. I’m so scared I’ve already messed up. I’m not Todoroki, I’m not rich, I’m not…. A charmer, even when I don’t mean to be. I’m clumsy, I’m silly, I’m beyond sweaty at this point… um,” he laughed a bit as he moved over to pull his sweat shirt off and reveal a basic t-shirt. “Huh? Who said you had to be,” the earphone jacked girl asked.

The darker haired girl frowned a bit. “No one but…. The pressure is there to be as awesome and charming as he is when…. I just can’t be. I mean…. Izuku is a lucky guy to have someone like him. It’s part of the reason I didn’t understand why you both asked me to join you. I’m just…. Me.” Yaoyorozu’s eyes darted down to the menu before her as she felt a bit of guilt rise up. She wasn’t comfortable with this. She loved Todoroki but he didn’t like women, but she also loved Jiro who liked well….. she was pansexual. It wasn’t a problem, clearly, but she wasn’t sure how she felt about going on a date with Kaminari.

Sure he wasn’t as a big of a pervert as Mineta, but he still participated in various pranks the smaller proposed. “I’m sorry,” the Pikachu sighed as he grabbed his hoodie. Taking his wallet out he started to pick out some money for the two to use with their meals. “I should go.” Huh? Jiro looked down, heat breaking a bit. “Ah…. alright,” she mumbled softly. Mom’s head shot up at that. “Huh? But we just got here!” She wasn’t that loud, but a few eyes landed on the three. Her face heated up a bit, but she ignored it. “I’m sorry if I made you feel unwanted Denki. I…. I wanted to do this for Kik- ah, Kyoka, but I just…. I’m scared of loosing her. I fear that if I share her, she may find you more desirable than me.” The richer girl looked away in embarrassment. “Huh? Momo,” Jiro asked as she took the other’s hand. “Hey, I’m not looking to steal anyone’s partner Momo. Maybe we shouldn’t think of this as a date, huh?

“We’re just some school friends hanging out and having fun.” The tallest hummed a bit as she felt a loving thumb brush over her knuckles. “If you’d like, it’s between you and Jiro.” Jiro frowned again with a sigh. She felt so selfish! “We’re here and it would be a waste to turn back now. I’m sorry Momo, I didn’t know you felt this way about it, I wish you would have said something earlier. Why didn’t you? I’m…. I wouldn't have been so selfish if I knew how you felt. Maybe we should just eat and go home,” she rambled.

Momo quirked a brow at that. “Huh? No, no! Mmm,” she sighed. “Forget it, we’re going to eat and maybe if the tension fades through the meal we can still enjoy our movie and walk,” Denki offered, “As friends.” Jiro looked to her girlfriend, quietly waiting for a response. Yaoyorozu thought for a moment before nodding. “I mean we are here,” she muttered. “Alright, see?” His smile was so soft and kind, the creator could somewhat see what her girlfriend saw in this boy. The meal went by rather smoothly as the three slowly eased out of their tensions state and started to chat and joke with each other. By the time the meal was over, they felt up for a walk. Maybe the fresh air would clear their heads more? Well…. Sort of. They ended up acting like children, chasing each other up and down the sidewalks while laughing their heads off. Finally coming to a stop, Kaminari’s eyes widened as he saw a large playground.

His friends finally caught up to him, looking up to where he was staring. “You…. wanna play on it” Momo asked as she saw the playfulness in his eyes. “Um…. if you two want to?” The girlfriends looked to each other before shrugging. “I haven’t been on one since I was a little girl,” Yaoyorozu mentioned softly. Jiro nodded, “Same here.” he boy took both their hands with a smile. “It’ll be fun, maybe? I hope,” he laughed awkwardly.

Kiro giggled a bit, thumb nervously rubbing the stem of her gift. Momo looked around the playset as he was walked in .It seemed rather large and… monkey bars! As Denki let go, the girl walked over to the childhood favorite of hers. Placing her rose on the landing, she jumped up a bit before grabbing onto the high bars and slowly making her way to the other side. Jiro and Denki watched in amazement. Such upper body strength!

Upon reaching the other end, Momo let herself drop to the platform. Standing up, she patted down her dress before looking behind her to see Denki looking away and Kyoka looking impressed. “She’s done now,” the small girlfriend mumbled to the boy. Kaminri looked over with a small blush before clapping. “That was awesome!” Awesome? Momo blushed, more so when she guessed why Denki wasn’t looking at her when turned. “Oh, did you two see anything?” Jiro shook her head. “No, I just wanted to make sure when you fell,” Kaminari mumbled sheepishly. Maybe Yaoyorozu had the wrong impression of him after all. “Your o strong,” Jiro cooed with excitement.

Her girlfriend blushed a bit as she rubbed the back of her head. “Oh, you think so? Thank,” she giggled softly. She jumped as the smaller started feeling her arms. She had such dainty arms, she wasn’t overly muscular either! “You have a lot of hidden strength,” the earphoned girl mumbled as she continued to feel up and down the biceps. “Kiki, that tickles,” the richer girl huffed slightly as she tried to stop her girlfriend. Tickled? Denki’s inner child started to show once more as he took interest in the word.

“Not in front of Denki,” she giggled as the other got a similar idea as the Pikachu. She used her jack to tickle under the taller’s chin, earning more bubbly giggles. ‘Ah! Kyoka!” She squealed even more from surprise as hands found her lower sides. “D-Denki,” she asked in a bit of shock. Purple eyes widened a bit before the rocker girl pointed to the knees with her jack. “She’s not very ticklish, but her knees get her giggling.”

He felt a bit dirty doing so, but Kaminari turned his head so that he was looking out towards the rest of the playground. His hands were already positioned so he began to squeeze the flesh softly. Momo squealed adorably as she held onto Jiro for balance. “S-Sthahahop that,” he giggled as she tried to move her legs away. “The matter Momi? This tickle? Huh?” Momi? That was a new one. The dark haired girl growl giggled before scratching behind her girlfriend's ear. “Dhahahoes thahais?”

It did, a lot! “Ah! Nahahaho!” Stopping, Denki moved back a bit before looking up. Both girls were giggling softly as they tickled eachother gently. He blushed, looking away from the cute sight before him. “Yhahaou alright,” Jiro giggled as she poked the boy’s side, trying to hide behind him to escape her vengeful girlfriend. Denki nodded, oh y-yeah.” “Ek, Momo!” He looked over to his side to see the taller pinning the smaller down as she started to tickle along her ribs. “Yes sweetie?” The rocker girl squealed as her legs kicked out. “Nohohot thehehere! Nhahahot thehehere!” Oh, but there it was.

Fingers struck gold as they reached the girl’s underarms. “Ah shit! K-Kamianri help!” Um, should he be intervening in this? Probably not. But…. he couldn’t just ignore her cry for help. He carefully started to try and tickle under Mom’s arms. He was only met with soft giggles and a face full of hair as she turned her head and swatted him with it on accident. “Hehehey! Dhahon’t think I forgot about you!” And she was on top of him now. Oh… oh wait! No, no, no, no, no! “Momo plehehehase don’t,” he begged softly as he tried to squirm away from her. The taller smirked a bit. “Someone’s ticklish, huh?” Kyoka was busy catching her breath at the moment was of no help to either when the attack started. Manicured nails found the boy’s neck, tickling around the base and under the ears. Denki squealed as he hiccupped softly. “Nhahaho plehehehase! I’m too ticklish!” That was adorable! Jiro bit her lip a bit to keep from laughing at the sight of her victim. Moving down more, she found the poor bean to be just a giant tickle spot…. Perfect. His ribs were next. Golden eyes bugged out slightly before crinkling shut delicately like those who’d face the torment before him. He squirmed much more than Momo or Kyoka, that was for sure.

“Ghahahuys plehehease,” he begged softly as he reached up to hug his attacker. “I’m not even touching you,” Jiro sighed as she sat up. Looking over, she blushed a bit. Denki’s face was buried in her girlfriend’s stomach as he hugged her for protection against…. her. She giggled a bit as Momo did, nails parting through the yellow (blonde) locks below her. Jiro took the opportunity to get at the slightly exposed underarms, earning a shrieks and jumps. The boy clung closer to Momo for protection that he wouldn’t be receiving.

“Plehehehase, it’s too ticklish,” Denki cried out after a few moments of random spots being tickled and tweaked. The girlfriends nodded to each other before letting up. As they did, the Pikachu fell back onto the grass with a sigh. Jiro snuggled up next to him, earning a hug from the blonde as residual giggles escaped his mouth. Slowly, Momo laid on top of them, neck aligned with their faces. It was uncomfortable but she wasn’t sure what else to do at the moment. Jiro nuzzled her nose into the taller’s neck, as did Kaminari without thinking.

Momo blushed at the other’s touch. “Denki,” she muttered softly. The other looked up at her the best he could before realizing his mistake. “Ah! S-Sorry!” He pulled his head back, but was unable to pull his body back from the others. “What happened,” Jiro asked softly from her spot under Yaoyorozu. “I accidently nuzzled into Momo,” the boy sighed as he let his gaze fall to the blades of grass in front of him. “Oh,” Jiro mumbled softly before looking up to her girlfriend for an answer.

The girl still wasn’t sure but…. The date had been pleasant. “It’s alright Denki. If…. if you want to you can,” she mumbled softly. His eyes widened slightly. “Wait…. For real?” Did this mean they were dating now or was she just being nice? The girl nodded. “Just don’t tell Mineta,” she sighed softly. She didn’t need that little creep trying to hug her and nuzzle into her neck. The boy nodded with a small blush and smile. He was hesitant, but he did as she said he could. Denki’s nose just barely touched the skin as he closed his eyes.

It was a bit ticklish but Yaoyorozu didn’t mind too much. Maybe this could actually work? Maybe, they’d see next time.

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kariachi · 6 years ago

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”So, we’re gonna start today’s Martin Mystery rewatches with The Vampire Returns. Should I have listened to more of the Young Frankenstein soundtrack during lunch in preparation? Probably. But here we are instead.

I love how this show always specifies the exact time shit starts going down. For instance, in this episode, 10:32 pm CEST

Good on Lady Soulsucker’s date for paying enough attention to notice when the girl he’s out with grows fangs and her eyes start glowing. You don’t see that often enough.

Aw and then she takes the daintiest bite of apple with teeth bigger than Date-Dude’s face.

I wonder how they got out without being noticed... can’t remember if the vampires in this episode can do the ‘turn to fog’ thing. Sure I’ll find out later.

Diana sitting there with a book and a crowd of impressed young ladies. What are you showing them, Diana? Did you make this book yourself? Did you mother write it? I can’t think of a reason for the ooo-ing and ahh-ing going on otherwise. Either that or you managed to attract a pack of lesbians and they are trying to get in your pants.

...ya know I’m kinda all for the idea that Diana has unwittingly attracted a chunk of Torrington’s lesbian population and they are all trying to smooze in the awkward way that only a young gay can manage.

Also hello Tonio, it’s nice to see you. I’m going to have to include you in this in some way, I believe, given the location and also that this is a fic for nix.

Martin, Martin, sweetie, no. You are not getting that girl. There were actual sparkles coming off her, you don’t deserve that sort’ve quality. Plus, ya know, she sounds like your brand of nerd isn’t her style. I know the saying is “aim for the moon, if you fail you’ll land among the stars” but let’s be realistic for five seconds

Tonio can see this disaster coming from a mile away.

Amber is not having it, solidly unimpressed. I’m shocked.

You think the girls at this school ever rate the boys and just, give Martin a solid 6/10 for effort and moxie alone? “We wouldn’t date him, but at least he’s entertainingly stupid.”

Amber’s look of shock and concern at the idea of Martin enjoying studying. Like she’s about to call in the Psi Psi Psi girls and Diana, clearly their moron has fallen ill. Diana, meanwhile, is just pissed and I can’t decide whether the idea that this is because Martin is lying to get a date or because ‘has he been lying for the past our entire lives’ is funnier.

Though, given we’ll be working with witch!Martin for this it’s not like he’s lying. He just doesn’t like studying, well, anything they teach at Torrington. (Although I am still a big fan of the idea that he’s perfectly bright and just doesn’t apply himself like, at all.)

Martin don’t growl at your sister, you’ll get enough chances to in season 3.

And Amber trying to let him down easy.

“Very rare, and totally irreplaceable” and you, all the way into season 2, are going to work with them, in your office, immediately after calling in Martin- known disaster and Destroyer of Projects? I swear you’d think MOM wanted her crap ruined. After a point you have no one to blame but yourself.

Martin no.

I repeat, MOM, no one to blame but yourself. Most people with an ounce of sense would stow away the shit they didn’t want destroyed when the guy who keeps destroying shit was called in.

Diana no. You’re being sent on a mission not a fucking river cruise.

Introducing, the world’s scariest tunnel of love. First condoms in the water, now people going missing, this dude is just done.

Well Lady Soulsucker just fucking demolished that place didn’t she. Godsdamn, forget shutting it down because people disappeared, shut it down because it’s officially a safety hazard.

Okay, access hatch in the ceiling, that explains that.

...Okay but Martin isn’t entirely wrong with his assessment here? Something strong and nocturnal is right on the nose, and while the werewolf and half-beast-half-humanoid (and I love he uses that word specifically) hybrid guesses aren’t quite right, they aren’t far off the mark. He brought his A game today.

Diana, darling, kids playing practical jokes generally don’t leave fair rides completely demolished in their wake. That is not a normal occurrence.

Java about to eat half-consumed food off the floor like child did Diana not teach you better than that? I wouldn’t be surprised Martin didn’t but Diana?

500 year old saliva. This is the sort’ve ridiculousness I expect from this show. What, did Lady Soulsucker not swallow, spit, or brush her teeth since she escaped her coffin? Was she going around with 500 years of no brushing on her breath? Of course she’s got vampire hypnosis it’s the only way she could get a date.

Vampire goes rwar at children, flees into the sun to escape capture. Also he may need some heavier clothes, those don’t seem to be keeping the sunlight out.

Martin no.

Billy making himself useful. Helping them follow the massive flashing clue that is the vampire’s clothing.

Martin slow your jock-ass down

Martin no, purple isn’t your color.

Okay, can I just say here that Lady Soulsucker looks fucking weird? She looks like a haunted porcelain doll. Or a shitty oc. Here, a theme song to go with her.

Question, why is there a surf shop in the middle of Paris? Is Paris big for surfing? A true French sport?

Oh, yeah, Simone, I forgot her name. It’s very French. Also dude chill.

Diana will not be stopped by some weird hyper-jealous dude.

She also, ya know, looks like a fucking corpse. But yeah, the reflection thing is your first clue something’s up.

He doesn’t see her, he doesn’t hear her, he doesn’t smell the 500-yo morning breath. I claiming him as an anosmiac by the way, the flag is in.

Welp. I can’t decide whether this feeding was more or less extreme than the last one. I mean, this time was pretty fucking hardcore, but last time she demolished an entire fair ride.

Simone, sweetie, have you considered that if you are looking for a specific guy maybe, just maybe, the way to go about it isn’t to just eat whatever random dude happens to be within hypnotizing range? Just a thought?

“He needs help, I’m going in” Martin says right after watching a guy get eaten by a vampire, proving that while he may not be the moron we deserve, he’s the moron we need. Diana, on the other hand, is a voice of reason and doesn’t deserve this shit.

Lucky those clothes were there to break your fall, Martin.

Martin, after dropping from the ceiling into a vampire’s feeding ground, alone: Don’t make me fuck your shit up! Simone, seeing this: Oh yay it’s my moron! Speak of the devil!

Am I saying Gerard was probably just as much an impulsive dumbshit as his great-x-grandson? Yes. Yes I am.

“Clever, and brave.” And a complete moron of a dork. “Just like my Gerard.”

“And just as handsome” it’s nice to see the looks keep in that family? I don’t believe Gerard got the floaty hair though, but his hair looked stupid so really Martin has the advantage there.

Vampire minions are strong, holding back Java with one hand.

Vampire true love is apparently very sparky.

Well Diana, at least you saved the watch.

Martin gets abducted by vampires, Billy immediately must run to the scene.

I’d be impressed with your strength, Java, if those doors hadn’t looked 70% fallen in before you got to them. You could’ve probably gotten the same result from a hearty cough on them.

Gerard=Martin w/o floaty hair or modern fashion. Don’t know why the portrait is in black in white.

You’d think Billy could’ve taken the thirty seconds to read a brief overview about the woman while he waited for Diana and Java, but no.

No wonder Gerard looks weird, there’s not even a splash of warm color in that outfit. And warm tones don’t do Simone any favors. Coordinate your fashion better, people, you’re vampires for fuck’s sake! What would Mike say!

How do we know about genes from a 15th century vampire? Also I note she says ‘relative’ and not ‘descendant’, but I’m not in the mood to dig into that.

Billy you are literally a galactic conqueror, but your big boy underwear on and get in the basement.

Let’s be real, Diana, that’s just a sibling thing. You go into horrible places to save them so you can give them hell about making you go to a horrible place to save them.

How many minions has Simone gotten together? Like, the clan hasn’t been renewed yet, so... When did she get the time? It’s been like 24 hours

Okay, that explains new guy A, what about B and C over there, who look like they stepped out of Robin Hood? where they sealed in with you? Is this the old crew?

Simone, queen of the night and motivational speeches.

Martin you can’t just call on a specific guy, poor thing probably had a heart attack. “Fuck, my Lady’s new consort has beef, fuckfuckfuck” but no, you just want some fucking fries. And Simone is fucking loving it.

Okay, so we know some of them sleep upside down.

It’s nice to see vampires can still be active sleepers.

Hissy vampires on all fours

Vampire!Martin is perfectly fine with being an evil trophy husband

Vampire!Martin standing there like “yeah, you rule the underworld, babe, rocking it!”

“Do you know how much grief I’ll get at Torrington if my stepbrother comes back a vampire?” Would it really be that much more than you get just for having him as a stepbrother in the first place?

A vampire lord consort and yet still, at heart, an annoying brother

Simone: Get me back my fucking moron and we’re all screwed!

Tell me that’s like, Diana or Java’s dirty sock because I’m fairly certain even Martin doesn’t deserve to have his own stuffed in his mouth

And Simone becomes a massive fucking bat beast. Fur, muzzle, little winglet-dealies, big ears, big teeth, no tail...

Okay, yeah, Java’s sock, cool

Those are some seriously dirty windows. Or, well, were.

Sunlight burns everybody but also burns Simone to fucking ash right quick. Which then removes the curse on her victims.

Also I wanna know more about this apparent vampire gene. It is of much interest, especially given next episode will be dealing with werewolves and in some folklore werewolves when killed become vampires, so...

Martin. No.

Amber really. Either you were setting him up or you yourself are dense as teak.

Oh Martin... stick with spies and monsters, honey

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chunsoftie · 7 years ago

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Bri Watches South Park - Season 1 Overview

So, a couple days ago I made a post about how I was going to watch every single episode of South Park since I’ve never seen every episode. I managed to watch the entirety of the first season in a day a half, so I’m going to go ahead and talk a little about every episode individually - what I liked, what I didn’t like, etc.

Keep in mind that when I review these episodes, I’m going to try to stay on a critical side. This isn’t to say I won’t gush about certain things - It’s South Park. I absolutely adore the show and will find many positive things to say. However, you learn to take the good with the bad in stuff that you like. It’ll be pretty interesting to see how my opinions have changed from episodes that I’ve seen before, to how I feel about them with this rewatch.

Season 1 won’t really be as long as the others, just because I didn’t write notes this time around (next season’s overview will be longer, just because I’ll have written stuff to go back on). If there are people who follow me that are interested, I can also make a similar post for the movie, as well.

(Also, for the sake of having these posts be specific to seasons, I won’t be covering the pilot here. I might do that in another post).

But let’s go ahead and start with Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.

(Overview will be having a ‘keep reading’ after this point.)

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe: Cartman tells his friends Stan, Kyle, and Kenny he had a dream about being abducted by aliens.

I feel like it would be pretty redundant to talk about how this episode contrasts from the others. There are obvious differences, and the stop motion aspect does make me impressed with how well the animation held up in that style. This was the only episode from the first season I had watched up to this point (except for maybe some of Big Gay Al, but we’ll get to that later).

This episode focused on a lot of things from South Park that I enjoy more than others - priority with the cast of kids rather than adults, a narrative that doesn’t feel too slow, and great introduction to the main cast. I feel like earlier episodes of South Park are charming for being able to hold up on their own without resorting to political satire - not saying that part of the show isn’t interesting, but it definitely makes the writing drag. This episode was one of the better-written episodes that felt like it knew exactly what it wanted to do from the start.

This episode was also hilarious. I laughed more for this episode than some of the others this season. The association with the cows and the aliens was especially enjoyable.

This was also one of my favorite Cartman episodes. There are plenty of great contestants for the character throughout this season, which I was really surprised to notice. Stan also was enjoyable this episode - I find that I am liking him more as a character after seeing him be more active in this episodes (which is probably why I didn’t really care for him too much beforehand).

Overall, not my favorite episode of the season, but a great start.

Volcano: Stan's uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned take the four boys on a hunting trip in the mountains.

Considering that I’ve watched more modern South Park compared to earlier seasons, I definitely will say that Jimbo and Ned were hilarious characters and I loved their little mantra about the importance of hunting just for the boys at the end to be like, “Hunting sucks.” I liked the tone where for the boys it wasn’t much about the hunting as it was getting away and spending time to themselves in a different place. Stan’s conflict with Jimbo and how he viewed Kenny was also more than they needed to put in the episode, but something that gave the writing more volume.

I also really liked how Randy was introduced in this episode and how it didn’t really drag with his characterization. Randy overall this season was pretty tame, I kind of felt relieved with that...but not for long, I know. Not for long.

The episode did have good moments but overall didn’t pack as much of a punch as the first episode. I kind of felt it was dragging at points and when I look back at season one, I probably won’t think more of this episode compared to the others. But I will say that Mayor McDaniels is an awesome character, I love her.

The improvement of animation was a change, though.

Weight Gain 4000: The town prepares for an event involving Kathie Lee Gifford presenting an award to Cartman.

I didn’t know who Kathie Lee Gifford was until I watched this episode. I love Cartman, but I didn’t see this episode until yesterday, and this has to me one of my favorite episodes for him. I found myself scrolling through Beefcake shirts on Redbubble afterwards just because, I mean, that’s what you gotta do.

Wendy and Cartman going against each other this episode with regards to the essay was hysterical to me. Wendy is a lot different this season compared to future seasons, but I really like her. I had only seen earlier versions of her with Anal Probe, and I won’t be surprised if she ends up my favorite character by the end of my rewatch.

This episode was a lot funnier than Volcano, and Mr. Garrison’s deal with trying to take Gifford down was great. They really add more meat than they need to with characters, and I’m so glad that they actually take the time to develop them, even with an episodic sense.

Both sideplots are great, but I definitely enjoyed Garrison’s more. Something tells me I’m going to like Garrison a lot the first few seasons before he really starts to annoy me, like Randy.

Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride: Stan's new, gay dog runs away and finds the town's most flamboyant, gayest man, Big Gay Al.

I had seen a lot of this episode years ago when South Park was still on Netflix and I was waddling my way through earlier episodes just based on their plots. I did find the side-plot with Stan and Sparky to be compelling, but the rest of the episode felt very hit-or-miss with me. However, I realized I had been quoting Big Gay Al for a very long time without recognizing where I got it from. The actual boat ride based on It’s a Small World made me chuckle.

The other plot with football and Jimbo and Ned was alright. I didn’t think it was nearly as fun as the central plot, but I was glad to see more from those two characters, as I really liked them from Volcano.

I honestly felt this one bored me more than made me laugh, but the references that I caught with this episode were enough to make me glad I watched it again.

My favorite part from the episode was when the kids brought the female dog to try to convince Sparky he isn’t gay, just for Sparky to take her collar off so he could wear it. Sparky has some good taste, man.

Overall, it was a good episode, just bored me to tears with some scenes.

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig: The boys try to breed a pig with an elephant and look for Dr. Alphonse Mephesto's help.

It’s pretty repetitive to say a plot is good if I find Stan really enjoyable in them, but this episode is one of my favorites that star him. I really like what he’s going through with Shelly, and in the next episode, his grandpa. One things that makes me laugh with South Park is just how the violence is portrayed with the animations - just how Shelly flings Stan like she’s literally throwing him across the room. I know that was a smaller thing, but I find those scenes funnier than a lot of the other kinds of jokes.

Anyways, I really liked Kyle’s persistence in this episode, and how Chef helps the kids with thinking of a ‘pocket-sized’ elephant pig. When Chefs tries to get the mood right for the elephant and the pig, I could not stop laughing. I loved that scene, so much. It is one of my favorites from the entire season.

I also found Dr. Alphonse to be pretty funny at parts. I found him funnier in the season finale, but I’ll get to that in a little bit.

The last scene when the clone of Stan and Shelly made this episode solid for me. I would definitely mark this in my top three episodes for the entire season.

I realize I haven’t talked much about Chef this season either, but I feel like if you’ve seen Chef, you know Chef. I love him as a character, and this episode made me love him even more.

Death: Stan's grandfather attempts suicide and tries to enlist the boy's help.

I’m not really going to spend much time talking about the Terrence and Phillip side-plot, but I will say that seeing Sheila in this position earlier on in the season was a pleasant sight. I was wondering if there was going to be any Jewish mother rage before the movie, and I’m glad to see that there was.

This episode had a good plot going with Stan’s grandfather, but I feel like depending on the person you are, you’ll either find this episode brilliant or boring. I personally found it more boring than anything, even though there was a great scene where the boys call Jesus on his talk show and Stan asks about whether he should take someone’s like when that person wants it gone so badly. That point in the episode was what it needed, and definitely was what I would say to be the highlight.

Didn’t really think much of the episode after watching it. I guess for that one scene, I’d come back to it, but for anything else, I’d probably pass.

The way that Kenny dies in this episode was pretty funny, though.

Pinkeye: Kenny is killed by the Mir space station and becomes a zombie. This goes unnoticed as he is thought to have dressed up for Halloween.

When I went back to look at the episodes after watching the first season, I actually forgot this episode was a thing. I would say it’s the more forgettable episode of the entire season.

It wasn’t as if the episode was bad, it was just really bland. Kenny acting as a zombie is a funny premise, especially on a Halloween special, but the execution wasn’t played that well but only for a few things.

The side-plot with Cartman dressing up as Hitler and eventually a KKK member was really funny. That was probably the one thing I remember from this episode.

Not really going to go into too much detail with this one, but even though I love a lot of episodes this season, there are also a lot that could definitely be skipped.

Starvin’ Martin: A starving Ethiopian child is accidentally sent to South Park. Cartman is sent back to Ethiopia instead, while mutant turkeys begin rampaging the town.

This episode was absolutely a joy to watch. I loved the commentary with Marvin as well as the tone of the episode. It could have easily slipped in the discomforting direction and I’m so glad they didn’t take that route. The actual design of Marvin was excellently done, I am not going to forget the way Marvin looked. And the way that the boys behaved around Marvin (except for Cartman, of course) was super sweet.

it also reminded me of the toy-craze regarding watches in the late 90′s, earlier 2000′s.

My favorite scene from the episode was when Cartman walked into all the food being stowed away by Sally Struthers (who I also had to look up...I’m not good with celebrities, okay?). It made me want to eat cake.

The ending to this episode was also fantastic, and I really loved it overall. I definitely will be finding time to watch it again.

The music was already really good in this season. I really love how Matt and Trey are putting in their musical talents for the show, it’s awesome.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo: As a Jew, Kyle feels excluded from the rest of the town during Christmas and is comforted by Mr. Hankey, a talking, singing feces.

I love this episode and definitely put it next to a future episode as my favorite of this season. Kyle is my second favorite South Park character, and I enjoyed everything about his characterization. The holiday episodes of this season were a lot better than some of the others in this season, and this one was my personal favorites.

My favorite part was when Cartman sang about Kyle’s mom (like he did in the movie, which I thought was kind of cool that the song was in the series, as well), and they all thought Mr. Hankey was actually Kyle’s poop that he threw on Cartman. The Kyle and Cartman interactions in this episode were great, I love how they actually talk more like kids earlier on than in later seasons.

The entire debate regarding religious incorporation into schools and performances was something really interesting. I am sure they’re going to tackle it again in a future season, but this was a really good way to take time for this topic. I like how the controversial things they talk about in this season aren’t blown up compared to later seasons, and they can take the time for more jokes with the satire rather than establish their points of what they’re making fun of. It’s great.

If anything, I would recommend this episode from any other besides Anal Probe in this season. It was a great holiday episode, and I hope we’ll see Mr. Hankey again.

Damien: A new student arranges a boxing match between Satan and Jesus.

This is going to sound pretty strange, but I felt as though I preferred the Satan and Jesus boxing fight to any characterization from Damien.

Damien isn’t a bad character, but I found him uninteresting in this episode, even though his interactions with Pip were pretty funny. It’s kind of humorous to know that people ship him with Pip even though I can’t really see much of the dynamic, but I know that they’re both in the movie and when I rewatch it, I’ll get more of a liking towards Damien - probably? I don’t know. I haven’t seen the actual movie in many years. Either way, I found him a tad bland, but hopefully it’ll change.

Cartman’s side-plot in this episode with his birthday was alright. I felt like if they spent more time with Damien, it would benefit the episode - how Damien works with the others kids, or maybe if he was more of a threat at Cartman’s party. I will say the scene where Kyle gave him the game instead of the action figure was hilarious. I don’t really see how telling your friends what you want for your birthday is too much of a selfish thing, I mean, it is your birthday and they’re going to be asking what you want anyways, so...

The Jesus and Satan stuff was pretty great, though. Chef and Jesus training together was one of my favorite scenes, and one that I’ll definitely remember.

This episode was alright with one plot, but pretty freaking solid in the other.

Tom’s Rhinoplasty: Mr. Garrison gets a rhinoplasty and quits teaching to become a model

The past few episodes spare a couple were not as great as I felt these next three episodes were. I absolutely adored this episode. Natasha did a great job on her role as Ms. Ellen and oh my god, if I could fall in love harder with a voice...

I guess that’s Ms. Ellen getting to me, too.

I loved Wendy in this role. Kind of reminds me of a certain someone when their man got taken from them...(Basically I’m getting at her similarities to Cartman in Cartman Finds Love, but whatever. I’ll be getting to that one, eventually).

I laughed the most at Mr. Garrison though. I take it that he looks like Hasselhoff, but I didn’t know when I watched it (Looking it up, I was right, thanks Spongebob). This episode was a great laugh after a few boring episodes, and I loved when the boys were trying to be lesbians by licking Cartman’s carpet from what Liane said.

Definitely a great episode. I can’t really think about anything negative except that sometimes Wendy would annoy me with her yelling, but it could just be the voice acting.

Mecha-Streisand: Mr. Garrison takes his class on an archaeological dig where Cartman finds a mysterious triangle.

This episode was just as well-written as the previous one.

I really liked how Cartman and Kyle were at each other’s throats this episode - and how Cartman snuck in just to get the triangle. Looks like old habits are going to die hard, or never die? Who knows.

I don’t listen to much of her, but I did recognize Streisand with this episode, and her turning into an Evangelion-like robot at the second half of the episode was hysterical. I loved with Sheila came up to her to ask for an autograph during the attack on South Park - she would be the type of person to adore her. Overall, the second half of this episode was a lot more enjoyable than the first. I found that actually letting the crazier stuff unfold and the boys trying to figure out what to do about it was pleasant. This isn’t my favorite episode of the season, but I really liked what they did with it.

Can’t really say anything else than it was great, just like the last episode, and one I’ll definitely watch again.

Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut: Cartman attempts to find his real father only to find that his mother slept with just about every man in town.

This episode was a good watch. I really liked the concept of Cartman wanting to know who his father was, just because it was kind of weird going through the season not having that brought up. The pilot was its own thing, but not everyone is going to know about it when watching the season, so it felt off. However, I’m glad they at least got to address it.

Cartman is my favorite character of the show, so of course I found this episode enjoyable just because he was in it for most of the screentime. I kind of found it annoying how Kyle and Stan put the video of Cartman for 10,000 dollars and didn’t really apologize for it when Cartman found out (even though he got to use the money), and I mean, I get it. Kyle isn’t really dug out to be his morally righteous self yet, and as of right now, they have plenty of the same characteristics, but it still felt weird and didn’t sit well.

Considering I am actually in the process of writing a Cartman-centered fic of the moment, knowing more about Liane from this episode was a great thing. I really loved the flashback scenes with her and the men she had slept with. The thought of Mr. Garrison being Cartman’s father was really weird though, I’m glad he’s not actually his dad.

My favorite part of the episode was when Cartman first thought that Runningwind was his dad and he dressed up as a Native-American. It was hilarious and now I’m not going to get the image out of my head.

This episode was a tight way to end the series, even if the ending made me shake my head a couple times.

If you guys think I should do more of these for other shows (I’ve been thinking Hey Arnold or Bojack), please let me know. I’d be interested to see what you guys think.

#south park #bri binges south park #south park season 1

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hymn2000 · 6 years ago

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Hope I’ve Got Something To Lose - MCU AU fanfic - C21

Story overview: Peter has an accident, and Tony makes a drastic decision. In the midst of everything, a face from the past reappears - but Peter isn’t too sure about reconnecting after everything that’s happened.

Previous chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Part of my irondad and spiderson series.

Warnings/themes: injury, hospital stuff, hurt/comfort, mental health stuff, family stuff, corporal punishment, friendship

You can also find me on AO3

Random addition: The airport scene was written while Evergreen by Will Young was playing, so there’s another impromptu soundtrack if you want it

Chapter 20 - Never Too Late

Peter was quite proud of how he managed to hold up. It wasn’t until he was inside, breathing in the familiar smell of home, that his lip quivered and the tears spilt from his eyes. Loki took him to the kitchen and got him a drink while Tony sorted the suitcases.

“I know, sweetheart” Loki said, pushing a mug of chai tea into the boys hand. “I know”

Tony came into the room and wound his arms round the boy.

“It’s always horrible saying goodbye” he said. “You’re ok. Have a little cry, finish your drink, and then go and have a little sleep. You’ll feel better for it”

Peter had his cry and his drink, and he felt a little better.

“Dad?”

“Yes, chick?”

“I’m kinda hungry”

Tony looked at him, and at Loki.

“What are you looking at me for?” Loki said.

“Are you hungry?”

“Maybe a little bit”

“What do you fancy, Peter?”

“...Cheese on toast”

“Well, that’s easy enough” Tony said. “Let’s get you fed, and then get you to bed”

Peter felt better once he had a full stomach. He cuddled up in his own bed, breathing in the soft smell of clean sheets, and fell asleep within minutes.

A couple of days after they got back from the holiday, Liz rang.

“I’d like to see you again before we go” she said. “Are you free?”

“Sort of. Dad’s out at his press conference and told me to stay in today”

“I could come over to yours?”

“Umm...”

“I won’t be able to stay for long. I’ve still got packing to do. Mum said I could see you for a bit, though, if you were free”

“There’s this cafe not too far from mine. Broken neon sign in the window”

“Blue curtains?” Liz said. “I know the place”

“I can ask dad if I can pop down. He’ll probably say yes”

“Oh, so Loki’s home, then?”

“Yeah, he’s not back at the hospital for another few days. I’ll go and ask, and then I’ll text you, ok?”

“Ok”

An hour later, Liz met Peter outside the cafe with the broken neon sign, and hugged him tight.

“I can’t believe I’m going home tomorrow” she said. “It feels like I’ve been back for years”

“It’s been a long few weeks” Peter said. “So much has happened”

“I’m gonna miss you”

“I’m gonna miss you too” he glanced at the cafe. “Shall we go in? They do a mean vanilla cappuccino here”

They sat in one beside each other in one of the little booths in the corner, and they spent a long time just talking.

“So, how did you get round Loki?”

“Oh, I just told him the truth” Peter said, putting his mug down. “And did my little nervous puppy impersonation. He said to wish you a safe flight”

“Bless. I think he likes me now, you know. I thought he hated me at first”

“Aww! No, he never hated you. I think he likes you, too. He said you were sparky. That’s a compliment”

Liz laughed. “Bless. He’s so weird. I like him too”

“I’ll make sure to tell him”

Liz looked down at her mug. “I don’t want to go back. I’d rather stay here”

“You don’t really have a choice” Peter said. “That’s the thing when you’re a kid: your parents have the authority over that kinda thing”

“Did you want to stay in Queens after May died?”

Peter paused. “Part of me did. I wanted to stay at Midtown, I know that much, just for a bit of normality. Now I’d rather die than go back to that school. I’m happier at St Hendricks on a bad day than I ever was at Midtown. I do still miss bits of Queens, like the corner shop I used to go to, and the little restaurants I used to go to with May”

“Would you go back if you had the choice?”

“Without May? No. Not in a million years. I like it with my dads”

“You said that with such conviction” Liz said. “I can’t say I blame you. Your dads are great”

“Yeah. I still miss May, but, as horrible and disloyal as it feels to say it, I’ve got a better life now. That sounds awful, doesn’t it? She always did her absolute best for me, I know that, and I was happy with her, I really was”

“Peter, you went from being a normal kid to being a billionaires son. That’s a pretty heavy jump. Look, I know May meant the world to you, and I know she looked after you, but a normal person can’t give you the life someone as rich as Tony can. May wouldn’t’ve been able to send you to a fee-paying school”

Peter squeezed her hand. “Thanks for understanding. You know, sometimes I think about what it would have been like if she’d survived. We still would’ve lost the flat, but she would’ve come to live with the Stark’s too, I know that. I wonder if we ever would’ve left”

“It’s so weird to think about the what if’s” Liz said. “There’s no point thinking about what might have happened, or if you’d go back to your old life, because, well, May’s dead, and nothing’s gonna change that”

Peter flinched a little. He stayed quiet, sipping his drink.

“Sorry”

Peter swallowed. “You’re right, though. I do try not to think about it... All I need to think, really, is that she trusted my dads. She always left me with them if she was ill or going away or otherwise not around. She always wanted them looking after me then, so she’d be relieved to see me being looked after by them now”

“Exactly” Liz said. “I take it her and your dads were close then?”

“Oh yeah, they were s-” he stopped quickly, surprised at himself for almost letting the words; ‘sleeping together’ cross his lips. “They were super close”

“It must’ve been nice”

“It was. We were like one big family. Little family. Whatever. We were definitely a family, anyway. We had day trips and shopping trips and lazy evenings and Christmas’s together and all that kinda stuff. I was so happy. I had my dads at the house, and May at the flat, and sometimes all of them together. I was honestly one of the happiest people ever. I even managed to ignore everyone at school enough that I didn’t really care, because my home life was so good. Besides, me and Ned were still friends back then, so I was happy just having him to hang about with in a friend way”

Liz put her mug down and put an arm round his shoulders. “Maybe that’s why it hit you so hard when you lost May; because you were so happy”

“Maybe. That and having a building collapse on me after an explosion” Peter said, and then glanced at her guiltily. “Sorry. Just people tend to forget that even without losing May, it was a horrible experience”

“You’ve landed on your feet now, though” Liz said. “I mean, great parents, great friends, nice school, member of the swim team. That swimming pool under your house! You’re doing fine”

“It doesn’t always feel like it, but I know you’re right. And now, I’ve got you, too. We never managed to become proper friends before”

Liz kissed him hard on the cheek. “I’m gonna miss these little chats”

“Hey, what was it you were saying the other day? You’ve got my phone number. I’ll happily ramble down the phone to you”

“I’m counting on it”

Her phone buzzed, and she took her arm from round his shoulders to look at it. She visibly deflated when she read the message.

“I’ve gotta go. Let’s finish these drinks”

Peter and Liz hugged like they could never bear to let go, and in truth, they couldn’t. Eventually they had no choice but to part.

“Don’t be a stranger, ok?” Peter said.

“I’ll be in touch, I promise” she paused, and then hugged him again. “I love you”

“I love you too”

Peter crawled onto Loki’s lap when he got home.

“Hey chick” Loki said. “Do you want to talk about it?”

Peter shook his head, and rested it against Loki’s chest.

“Ok” Loki said. “Well, you just sit there and if you change your mind, I’ll listen”

Peter cuddled into him, feeling oddly calm and empty at the same time, listening to the music playing on the speakers.

Oh, I wanna be a better man than I am Oh, I wanna be the one who says he understands If you see tomorrow, I’ll give you it all Take me, take me, I’m yours

I have so many, so many flaws If you take me, you take me, they’re yours Oh, if you see tomorrow, I’ll give you it all Take me, take me, I’m yours Just take me, take me, I’m yours Just take me, take me, I’m yours

Peter couldn’t stay there. He couldn’t stop clock-watching. He knew when Liz’s flight left. He knew what terminal. He knew when they’d be boarding. Hell, he knew what time they’d be getting to the airport. His phone buzzed with a text.

Thank you for the last few weeks. I’ll see you again some time, I promise! Liz xxxxxx

Peter read the text thrice over. He shoved the phone in his pocket, pulled his shoes on, slipped past the kitchen so his parents did see him, and slipped out of the house.

The airport was so much bigger than he’d remembered. Even so, he managed to track down the right terminal. He looked up at the big screens, finding Liz’s flight, and finding the right stretch of security. He was cutting it close, and he hoped against hope he wasn’t too late. People were looking at him funny, and he wasn’t surprised, but he didn’t care. He rushed down the corridor, past the ‘deposit liquids here’ sign, spotted the security gate, and-

“Liz!”

Liz stopped, spinning round, just in front of the gate. Her mother, on the other side of the gate, stopped too.

“Peter?! What are you doing here?!” Liz exclaimed.

“I-I-I, I had to see you!” he rushed up to her, only for a hand to grab his shoulder.

“Have you got a boarding pass?” the lady said.

“I’m just saying goodbye. Please, I’ll be quick!”

The lady looked at him, and stepped back. Peter thanked her, and stopped barely a foot in front of Liz.

“I had to see you. We’ve- we never got round to it”

Liz threw her arms round him. “You’re like a little character in a film sometimes, you know”

“I’m gonna miss you” he said, hugging her tight.

“I’ll miss you too!” she took the sheer silky scarf from round her neck and wound it round his. “There. That way I’ve got to come back some day to get it back”

Peter laughed tearfully, a hot shaky feeling in his chest.

“I really like you, you know” Liz said.

Peter looked at her. He could hear his pulse thudding in his ears.

“Liz” her mum said. “Liz, we need to go”

Liz looked over her shoulder at her, nodding. But she turned back to Peter, stepping closer to him.

“It’s now or never, don’t you think?”

Peter nodded. He could feel himself shaking. Liz pulled him close, one hand round his waist, the other on the back of his head. They looked at each other, and then she bent and kissed him. Even though he knew it was going to happen, it still shocked him, and it was a few seconds before he was able to kiss her back. And it felt good.

Malaki was always pretty rough, and Flo always so gentle. Liz was somewhere in the middle, a perfect mix of both, and Peter liked it. He liked her sincerity, he liked the feel of her hand in his hair, he liked feeling small and in the moment with her.

All too soon, the kiss finished, and a strong hand was on Peter’s shoulder.

“If you don’t have a boarding pass, you should be going” the man said.

Peter nodded, shaking the mans hand off. Liz pulled him close and gave him one last, quick, firm kiss before letting go. Her mother took hold of her.

“See you later, Peter”

And with that, she disappeared through the gate.

The security officer put a hand on the small of Peter’s back, guiding him back towards the door.

“Time to go home, kiddo” he said.

Peter nodded, reaching up to touch the silk scarf round his neck, still trembling. The security officer hesitated, and then ruffled his hair.

“Go on. You’ll be alright. It’s only farewell, not goodbye”

#my writing #fanfiction #mcu fanfiction #marvel fanfiction #frostiron #irondad and spiderson #FOUR CHAPTERS IN THREE DAYS *MANIC CACKLING*#ONE MORE CHAPTER AND IT'S FINISHED

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