#spankulot imagine

[the-s1lly-corner]

Sharing the bed w/ knd villains

Still can't believe my knd rot has lasted this long good LORD

Characters: father, Spankulot, knightbrace, stickybeard, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: reader is GN, established relationships, general hcs as well as some romantic ones

CWs: none

FATHER

i like to think that he sleeps like a rock, he doesnt toss and turn all that much in his sleep

very warm, and i like to think he sleeps in robes and stuff... very high quality fabrics and stuff, very comfy and cozy, nice to snuggle into

definitely wears those sleeping eye mask things

very warm, too, even when hes not in his silhouette form, his sleepwear keeps him cozy

dad snores, though....

wakes up as a reasonable hour, doesnt wake up too late or too early

SPANKULOT

sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling so there isnt much you can do cuddling wise on a lot of nights

laying in a normal bed feels weird and foreign to him but i do think if you express wanting him to join you, hes going to try to get used to it to make you happy

cool to the touch, need to bundle up so you dont get too cold!

very lanky; long and skinny, not very soft... but those aforementioned blankets can come in handy! yipee!

loves wrapping his cape around you to keep you close to him

old man snores, a slightly different breed to dad snores

KNIGHTBRACE

tosses and turns a reasonable amount, depending on how light you sleep it might be a problem or it might not be

snork mimimimi snore for knightbrace/j

average older man physique, has a little pudge here and there

on the colder side, though... blankets...

night owl, pulls all nighters a lot of nights doing his work- visibly anxious if he hasnt gone out in a while

does his best to come back to you to at least snuggle into you for a while before you both need to start the day

and because hes bone tired LMAO

STICKYBEARD

big warm and soft

sticky, sure, but still warm and soft

maybe you can convince him to try to wash up before heading to bed!

loud snores, offers to get you ear plugs so you can sleep through the night without needing to sleep in a separate room

huge cuddler, will pull you into him during the night in his sleep if you guys dont fall asleep cuddling each other

makes you breakfast in the morning!

CUPPA JOE

early bird, will wake up before you every morning without fail

makes you a cup of coffee as well, exactly how you like it

does not rest easy, though... he fidgets and kicks a lot

you recommend getting a weighted blanket for him and it does help a lot! he loves it! he keeps on top of it so you dont have to move it around every day- especially if its on the heavier side... no one wants to lug around something heavy when theyre sleepy!

warm to the touch! nice and cozy to snuggle into!

TOILETNATOR

huge cuddler, will cling onto you the second you give some sign that youre comfortable with it; talking full body cuddle... arms and legs wrapped around you in order to get as close as possible

you might have to convince him to dress down, or even try to get him some pajamas that he likes so he doesnt try to wear his villain costume to bed

something about always needing to be ready for evil, or something

a little endearing, actually...

snork mimimimimi snore as well, but i can also see him being a honk shoo honk shoo snore haver

heavy sleeper who wakes up from the dumbest quietest stuff trope

MR FIZZ

goes to bed at a reasonable time and wakes up on the earlier side

has a routine of winding down from the day before coming to bed

very tall, usually big spoon when you guys cuddle

can see him being one of the richer villains, alongside joe and father in terms of how rich

has very nice bedding, very comfortable and cozy

dad snore as well but hes not a dad, he just looks like he would have one

stays in bed for a while until he needs to get up to get some extra time with you, even if youre still asleep

[hyperfixingfr]

It bothers me the way people, especially in this fandom, will "simp" for villains who are clearly mirroring real life bigotry and hate (misogyny, racism, homophobia, child abuse, etc). I get going head over heels for a villain who is evil in a way that feels very cartoony and silly (ex; Stickybeard, Toiletinator, Knightbrace, Spankulot, so on) because, well, they aren't exactly hateful... Nor does their impact hurt anyone truly. But if you look at Father, after seeing him abuse children, kidnap them, brainwash them, force them into racist and misogynistic/sexist conformities, and imply that he has MURDERED people, and you say "he's hot" you're... Kind of weird. Him and Mr. Boss are probably the only two who I'd argue shouldn't be simped for yet I see it all the time.

Before I get attacked, let me back up WHY this is weird. To start, I am an abuse victim. I have seen with my very own eyes as "friends" would disregard what my abusers did to me and call them "attractive", knowing everything they had done. This phenomenon I described with Father as an example? It exists in real life. And it happens FREQUENTLY. You can find numerous cases of real life crimes being disregarded and failing to bring justice to victims simply because the perpetrator was good looking. By doing this with fictional characters, you are reinforcing to people who do it with real abusers and bigots that they're not doing anything wrong by disregarding their actions with physical looks. It's the same reason you should hate proshipping. It's not cool to simp for characters who are genuinely terrible people, and it's especially not cool to try and pretend they aren't shitty just so you can like them. It's gross, especially to abuse victims or victims of bigotry. If you try to say, "well I can tell the difference from real life/fiction" or "I don't like REAL abusers" this is a talking point of proshipping. The "fiction" excuse. There's a huge difference between getting the hots for something that is a complete figment of the human imagination and has no true real life problem parallels (aka... Toilet themed villain) and getting the hots for something that can, does, and will unfortunately happen more with frequency in real life OR parallels the real life issue (Father being abusive and bigoted for example). The fact that it's a fictional character doesn't stop the very realistic aspects of gross behavior from being there, and by "simping" for them just because they're fictional, you're sending a really nasty message to abuse victims. I should also reiterate that your content of simping for a shitty character can and will be used as justification for someone who does the same to real life abusers. Fiction affects reality, I promise. If fiction didn't affect reality, people wouldn't be so determined to see representation of minorities in media. If fiction didn't affect reality, sharks wouldn't be overhunted and endangered in the real world simply because of a work of fiction. If fiction didn't affect reality, cats wouldn't be having emergency vet visits after consuming milk due to the fictional concept of adult cats drinking primarily milk. Please be careful about this stuff.

PS; I am NOT saying you can't personally find his looks attractive. You can say he's hot. But like... Don't "simp" for him.

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Spanks vs Bites part 2.

(Spankulot and Toiletnator search throughout the first floor and hear someone trying to open the door.)

?: Please, let me out!

(They rush towards the door, and see that it was the guy who delivered the food.)

Spankulot: Are you okay, sir?

Delivery guy: Ah, it's a vampire, please don't bite me!

Spankulot: Don't worry, I'm a spank happy vampire who only spanks stuffed animals.

Delivery guy: So you're not gonna hurt me?

Spankulot: Of course not.

Delivery guy: Oh, thank God.

Toiletnator: Why are you here?

Delivery guy: I got lost in the building and by the time I found the exit, the building got locked down.

Toiletnator: Yeah, the building is on lockdown until the blood sucking vampire is caught.

Delivery guy: (scared) So we're trapped in here with that blood thirsty monster!?

Spankulot: Well, yeah- but please stay calm!

Delivery guy: Screw that, I'm running for my life!

(The delivery guy runs off.)

Spankulot: Sir, wait!

(It was too late, the delivery guy was gone.)

Spankulot: Too late...

Toiletnator: He's probably gonna be the first one to be bitten.

(Toiletnator and Spankulot continue their search. It cuts to Father searching for the intruder on the top floor.)

Father: I've never have to deal with a situation this serious before...

(A shadowy figure bolts across the floor, behind Father.)

Father: What was that!?

(Father turns around with a fireball in hand, ready to throw it at any potential threat, but there was nothing behind him.)

Father: Hmm, I guess it was just my imagination...

(Father goes back to his search for the intruder, suddenly, the same shadowy figure lands in front of Father and walks towards him.)

Father: It's- it's you!

(Father tries to escape but the door had been jammed by the shadowy figure.)

Father: I'm not going down without a fight!

(Father tries to fight back, but he's eventually overpowered and bitten.)

Father: Ahhhhh!!!

Toiletnator and Spankulot: Father!

[therealnostalgialover808]

Yep. I'm also a KND fan.

One time I asked 10101potato10101 to help me out because I just didn't know how to imagine Count Spankulot as a bat (respectfully). And they made this picture to show me. https://10101potato10101.tumblr.com/post/667448716214566912/im-having-trouble-picturing-count-spankulot-as-a

[ivyespeonfriends]

Here’s Count Spankulot as a merfolk

I wanted to do this for Mermay Month, but I didn’t have time. I got inspired by so many fan arts of people turning their Ocs or canon characters into mermaids or mermen. There was even one with Numbuh 1,2,3,4, and 5 as merfolks, even Mr. Fizz as a merman. I thought I can do one with one of my favorite KND villains.

I imagine him as a mer-eel because some eels can be strong.

I even used a mermaid dress up game for this. I sometimes use dress up games for concept art or inspirations.

Hope you guys like this.

Website: https://www.azaleasdolls.com/

Count Spankulot belongs to Codename Kids Next Door from Cartoon Network

Digital art (on the bottom) belongs to me

[kndforever]

Imagine: in operation G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. Tommy somehow reprograms the Animalization ray and makes it work on adult villains instead of KND operatives. What kind of animals do you think the villains (except Father), might turn into? There are my ideas for some of them for example: Mr. Fizz - Spanish fighting bull Toiletnator - Dog Little Juan - Black ram Robin Food - Deer Knightbrace - Shark Dodgeball wizard - Owl Mr. Boss - Grizzly bear Cuppa Joe - Rattlesnake

OMG!

BEST

ASK

EVEEEEEEEERRR!!!!

Well, of course we already know that Father would be a panther.

And the Delightful Children would be Sheeps [on the big city].

But what about the rest?

Cree, in my opinion, has the whole personality of a Cheetah… or at least any feline (unless siblings have to be of the same spicies, so she would have to be a gazelle like numbuh 5).

From where is Mr. Fizz? If your headcannon is a spanish bull, you´ve must imagine him being from Spain, right? I always thought he was a latino.

Anyway, regardless of that, I don´t know why, I think he would be a woodpecker.

Now, Toilenator… the dog´s perfect!!! (also dogs like toilets, so…)

Well, I can´t imagine Robin Food being anything else but a Robin… unless maybe a Racoon (´cause they steal food)… I feel like his whole team (including Little Juan) would also be all kinds of different and colorful birds.

Oh yeah! Knightbrace is totally a Shark!!! I have to agree with you on that one! I mean, teeth are so important for sharks! but I don´t know, a shark is also too hardcore for Knightbrace… so the only shark I can imagine is the one from Spongebob… My second option would be a Bat with braces (b/c of the Batman theme he has).

I was looking for an animal with arms to play dodgeball, but suddenly I realized that the Dodgeball wizard wasn´t supposed to be able to play since he´s an adult, and he used his powers to control the ball, anyway… so it´s better for him to be an animal that wouldn´t be able to play the game. An Owl, as you said is so accurate, not only for that, but for his wizard theme… also, just look at his face!!!

There are some obvious ones, I mean, Count Spankulot of course is a Bat, like no questions asked! Same for Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb who are a Seal and a Buffalo respectivley.

Also the Crazy Old Cat Lady should be a Cat. But not any cat, I don´t know the name of cat´s races, but she´s specifically the one from the image!

Stickybeard is a hard one! My Mobby Dick love wants him to be a White Whale! but my instincts tell me he wouldn´t be that… My exotic side wants him to be a Vaquita Marina, but that animal is too cute for him… My Pirates of the Caribbean side wants him to be an Octopus, but he´s not that clever. My pirate side wants him to be a Parrot, but I think he would end up being a Pelican. His beak would be the equivalent of his beard… also he would hide candies in there :D

I know Chad´s not a villain, but we thought he was for a long time and I wanna do him :P so, in my opinion, he would be a Wolf because wolfs are lonley and cool!

Yeah, you´re sooper right that Mr. Boss would be perfect for a Grizzly Bear… but wouldn´t it be funny if he´s something small? Like a Hamster, or something?

And finally, I wanted a more Colombian animal for Cuppa Joe, since he´s from there, and in KND, the animators tried to choose animals from the character´s respective etnicities (like sector V´s), so I was looking for animals in that zone and found the amazing Spider Monkey!!! (no spiderman pun intended) He looks exactly like him!!! Also… is that animal delightfulized? ´Cause he totally looks like he is delightfulized!

Wow… this took me more than an hour! But it was the funniest more-than-an-hour I´ve had in a while!!!!

I missed talking about KND!!!

Do you have any other characters you want me to imagine as animals? You can ask me and I will SOOPER MEGA HYPER LOVE to answer you :D

[the-s1lly-corner]

How could each Evil Adult do in a dinner date?

dinner date w/ various knd villains

i dont usually take larger group posts buuuuuut i was already planning on writing something like this and this was the kick i needed to get to it LMAOAOAOAO!! happy to see people still requesting knd even if my writing for it has slowed down a bit!

characters: father, knightbrace, cuppa joe, stickybeard, spankulot, toiletnation

notes: reader is gn, established relationship, admin did his best to make everyone unique with their settings- hard given theyre all dinner dates!

cws: none

father

if should come as a surprise to absolutely no one that he would use the fact that he has access to money to spoil you- get ready to be taken to some high end place to eat! if you need an outfit he even offers to buy you something nice

all things considered, he does try to make the night as perfect as possible and hes quick to agitate if something comes up that can derail those plans- example being your typical knd antics or something else entirely

provided nothing happens, the night is... actually pretty nice..

he feels nice being able to spoil you, if he knows you cant afford your half of the bill hes willing to pay it off

wears a bowtie over his shadow suit thing, it.. looks a little funny because it looks like its just been glued on

the type to give flowers before a date to set a tone for the night

knightbrace

obviously hes going to make you brush after you both eat but thats not exactly part of the date, now is it? i mean he can try if he can find a way to make it romantic- side note if you struggle with general self care knightbrace is your man to hype you up

moving on

he does his best not to comment on your food choices- not in a body shaming way of course, hes just extremely uber hyperaware of whats going on with your teeth- hes got a bit of fixation that kind of boarders on obsession but thats another thing for another day

asides from that, hes actually pretty normal! he doesnt do fancy high end restaurant, hes more comfortable in spaces that are more casual...

splits the bill with you- you can have dessert, hes fine with not having any

if theres anything else hes obsessed with that isnt teeth, its time. he always makes sure hes on time to meet with you, likely a trait from his days as a dentist in training- got to be on time for appointments!

spankulot

he offers to let you meet up with him at his home- assuming he has one... i like to think he lives.. somewhere... whether it be a cave somewhere or in some old creepy manor! vampire stuff, you know?

does his best to put everything together so he can impress you

you can see him doing the hand shakey thing if you catch glimpses of him working on things before he sets the table... hes so eager to please you its adorable

fancy, but without the pressure of having to conform to others and their standards- you're in the comfort of a home!

tailors the meal to what you enjoy, he definitely keeps multiple cook books on hand! hes got recipes!

talking a mile a minute about his day as well as how hes happy you were able to make it for your date, and he listens to every word when you speak

very attentive partner who does everything for you, sweet man. blorbo

cuppa joe

you guys dont get to go on dates often due to him being out on his coffee rigs for... long periods of time..

i believe i mentioned in a different post somewhere the he does try to make up for lost time by absolutely spoiling you and smothering you in his love and attention

loaded as well, that coffee money PAYS! he can afford to take you to some fancy schmancy place, but thats not really his style

its a bit predictable, but he takes you to a cafe to get a drink and some treats. its far more casual than father or knightbrace's idea for a date, but you cant deny that the coziness offers you a comfortable atmosphere to catch up

makes sure you get the highest quality coffee, wouldnt be surprised if he was the one supplying the specific cafe you two were sitting in

tells you about all his findings out on the rig and asks you if youve been up to everything, he offers to take you with him the next time he has to go out

stickybeard

i can see him taking you to that candy bar he was at in the black licorice episode! hope youre ready to get some toothaches because there... isnt much options for actual food... actually now that you think about, have you ever seen your boyfriend eat actual food? sure he sometimes goes to the villain bbq, but-

night outs with stickybeard are always full of energy and laugh, he makes sure youre having a good time and hes ready to call it a night if youre getting tired or otherwise ready to put an end to the social event

insists you do most of the talking, he thinks your voice is the sweetest thing ever... pun intended!

does his best to take you out every week or two, definitely takes you out when he successfully carries out an evil plan to rob a child or a candy shop

date nights rarely end with dinner, expect him to have another activity planned afterwards! even if its just sailing around the suburbs in his ship!

toiletnator

he either prepares something at his place or yours- or he takes you out to eat somewhere

who needs to dress up and sit at some posh place when you can just catch a movie and then grab something quick to eat?

sure its not the most.. traditionally romantic... but the simplicity of it feels just as charming as the other characters nights in my opinion!

makes sure youre having fun- he can sometimes get carried away with the things he wants to do that night, but he can pull himself back if he notices you're not having as much fun as he had hoped you would

offers to pay for everything even if he cant afford it- i... doubt he makes a lot of money given that hes not a very successful villain..

[the-s1lly-corner]

Father, Cuppa Joe, and Spankulot x reader with animal mutations

Something something, was thinking about fibb and wink then had a brain blast something something

Notes: reader is GN, animal parts change for each character, established relationship, the mutations were caused by the KND through unknown means

CWs: none

father

if anything it makes him hate the knd even more than he already did before- ESPECIALLY if you receive your animal traits after meeting/beginning to date father

you get cat traits, which.. isnt terrible but hes still angry

sometimes loosely holds your tail in his hands and runs his fingers through the fur, more likely to do this if you purposefully brush it against him while he's trying to do something

subconsciously scritches your ears when you're both sitting together doing... anything, really. reading, watching a movie or show, or just simply sitting next to one another- he does it when you two cuddle as well

if the fur you gained is soft, he finds himself running his hands through it, its almost like a stress reliever for him... lord knows he needs it given his temper

cuppa joe

okay hear me out, ferret reader! every time i see ferrets, theyre always so high energy! so if you mirror that you can keep up with joe! whether it be from you being you, or from your mutations.. it comes in handy when interacting with your boyfriend when hes up and active

loves messing with your ears, sometimes gently smooshes your face with his hands when he gets to see you after a long and hard day or working

does this count as cuteness aggression?

if you want to find a way to change yourself back hes going to work up the funds to find and hire someone who can, definitely seeks out fellow villains to make it happen

sucks because he thinks you look so cute, but he understands if this isnt something you want

spankulot

it should come as a shock to absolutely no one that im choosing a bat reader for the count!

sleeps upside down with you, you each have your own spaces on the ceiling to sleep!

loves wrapping his cloak around you whenever the opportunity comes up, but he would go absolutely insane if you wrapped your wing around him

it doesnt take him long to realize that you werent simply born with your traits- rest assured if he finds the specific people responsible for it hes going to make sure justice is served

he thinks your fangs are cute, they match his

[the-s1lly-corner]

I was thinking - what would your take be on KND villains with a reader that loves cute things? (*≧∀≦*)

KND villains x reader who likes cute things

woo YEEEAAAA H BABY!! pretend i have a cool snippet going on here and thats im yapping- my uhuh... brain hurts from manually counting how many x readers this blog has according to the masterlist... smaller than the usual cast since im a little too sleepy to do the whole thing... hisshiss... might do a part for father knightbrace and fizz soon characters included: stickybeard, toiletnator, spankulot, cuppa joe notes: reader is gn cws: none

STICKYBEARD

gets you some traditionally "cute" candies, think gummy bears or just gummy animals in general! or maybe something pink and pastel

not every well versed and whats classified as cute and not cute, hes doing his best

its not personally his style but hes not going to knock or shame you for indulging in something that makes you happy!

very loud and fast to shut down anyone who dares try to speak negatively on you for your interests

lets you talk about what youre interested in after a long day of nabbing candy

TOILETNATOR

he thinks its cute that you like cute things, if that makes any sense

he thinks its endearing!

grabs anything he deems cute so he can give it to you the next time he sees you, "hey i thought of you!" kind of deal!

feels so proud of himself for making you smile

cute isnt evil and he wants to be evil, but he wants to make you happy.. hmm.. a bit of a conflict there but ultimately he wants to make you happy!!

SPANKULOT

honestly i can see him having an interest in cute stuff as well! as an appreciation thing, you know!

will carry a convo with you because he actually understands some of the stuff youre talking about if you bring up any cute media; and if he doesnt already know then hes going to get into it with you!

similar to toiletnator hes going to snatch up anything cute that reminds him of you to gift later

similarly he also feels very proud of himself for pleasing you

if you ask nicely you might get him to wear something together... matching outfits or something!

CUPPA JOE

obligatory he makes you a custom mug thats detailed with everything you love

despite being hyped up all the time and generally bouncing all over the place, hes actually good at filing away your interests for future reference

another "its not his personal style/interest, but you like it so hes not going to knock you down for it"

very likely to let you pick out a cute outfit for him to wear, and he wears it as a badge of honor

[the-s1lly-corner]

Pocky game with the knd villains

I am going insane with these repeating prompt group posts I'm sorry everypony

Characters: father, spankulot, stickybeard, knightbrace, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: reader is GN, bonus hcs of who's favorite flavor is what, admin has only tried the og and cookies n cream though <\3

CWs: none

FATHER

this man has never heard of a pocky or the game so youre going to need to brief him on whats going on

open to playing the game with you! probably only thinks its just the one flavor but i think if he were opened up to all of them... i think he would still be a fan of the original flavor!

too hot... he kind of melts the chocolate after a minute.. :( it leads to both of you needing to go faster before theres a mess on your hands

likes the concept doesnt like the reality given the above... :(

hes also a little competitive so hes likely going to make it a goal to beat you to the middle- briefly forgets that the game tends to end with a kiss

not that that hes complaining, though

SPANKULOT

loves when you put two sticks in your mouth and pretend theyre fangs, he thinks its really cute!! especially if you try to mimic his accent and general speaking habits!

i can see him being a fan of the original flavor!

very slow eater, you might beat him to the middle before hes even halfway done with his side of the stick

hes just not that fast of an eater is all!

but with some encouragement he might be able to make himself go faster! definitely the one whos more likely to get flustered from the game

hes confident enough, but there is some obvious shake as he meets you... hes buzzing with excitement is all!

KNIGHTBRACE

not at all interested in the game once you explain what a pocky stick is :(

the only one who actually turns you down because of his whole anti candy thing

i mean he literally participates in a dangerous and intense scavenger hunt game JUST to destroy some cupcakes, and the only sugary thing we know he folds for is taffy

turns you down and most likely makes a comment on how bad the treat is for your teeth

no favorite flavor, either, for obvious reasons

CUPPA JOE

loooooooves the original but i can see him being a fan of the almond one! maybe matcha as well! can see him dunking the sticks into coffee! sounds good in theory... might try that next time i get some pocky..

doesnt know about the game but hes on board the second you explain what it is and what to expect

knowing him he might just go straight to kissing the second the pocky is in your mouths.. too bad the stick hitting the back of your throats is far from a pleasant feeling...

it... might be better to split the box with him and give him some regular kisses- hes a little too hyped up on caffeine to not just... go bonkers

STICKYBEARD

oh he definitely knows what pocky are as well as the game, hes been in the sugar business for a while hes seen some people make games with treats before... doesnt have a favorite flavor by the way, he thinks theyre all solid!

down with playing the game with you, if youre both already together or aware of each others feelings hes going to be teasing you and making side comments about the whole thing

as long as you dont pay much mind to his beard tickling your face, the game goes smoothly!

i dont think he would steal your half of the stick or demolish his side, the man can practice self control! besides, theres more sticks in the box! no need to rush things!

TOILETNATOR

ooooooooooh the second you offer to play the game with him hes all over it! when? how many rounds? right here right now? its actually really sweet with how excited he is!

looks like a banana flavor enjoyer but i can see him also liking the strawberry!

gets a little too excited so the round doesnt last that long

but i can also see him freezing in the moment because wooooooow he cant believe this is really happening!

if he could hed have a bunch of hearts popping in the air around him after you meet in the middle

basically begs to do it again and he gets super excited when you bring some pocky home

MR FIZZ

doesnt know about the game but he knows about the treat! has tried some of them! he looks like a cookies n creme enjoyer but i can also see him being a fan of the almond!

slow and steady, hes competitive but hes not going to slam the stick down his throat just to win or to get the kiss

its not his first choice for a cute couples game but hes not going to shoot you down

thinks its amusing that you get flustered from the game, if you do

especially since youre the one who brought it up in the first place

generally a positive interaction, as an aside unrelated to the prompt/post i can definitely see him sharing a drink with you- same cup two straws kind of deal

[the-s1lly-corner]

If and when you have time/energy, of course:

Kind of in the same vein as the "Cuppa Joe as a dad" anon, do you have any HCs for the same situation, but with Toilenator, Stickybeard and the Count? :0

I personally think the vibes are like..."nerdy goofball uncle/dad trying to be cool", "the actual cool uncle/dad that lets you do stuff and is like 'don't tell your mom', and "basically Drac from Hotel Transylvania, but way more goofy and a bit more embarrassing", but I'm curious to see what you think! Thanks again if you answer this! :)

Toiletnator, Stickybeard and Spankulot as dads

Couldve sworn I've done at least toiletnator and sticky with this prompt but I guess not <\3 that said ueueue god i love this prompt with knd villains and i blame mr boss for this

Notes: reader is GN and a child, platonic post

CWs: none

TOILETNATOR

drops you off at school and all of your practices while loudly saying goodbye to you- also cheers for you the loudest during any of your games if you partake in any sports

number one most supportive dad, a lot of things may go over his head and he may even push you too hard but he genuinely wants to see you do your best- arguably one of the best choices of parent out of all the KND villains

if youre passionate about something hes going to get into it as well so he can understand, as well as how to help you complete your goals

just like joe in his post, he keeps a lot of photos of you on hand so he can show you off and brag

genuinely so proud of you, asides from his small feats as a villain, you give him something to be proud of

STICKYBEARD

takes you anywhere you want on his ship, you even have your own dedicated room on the ship! though to be fair im sure sticky already lives on his ship...

did someone steal something from you? well good thing hes a pirate, thats kind of in his nature! just tell him who and hes going to return what was taken, and then some

he can be a little rough, but he doesnt mean to hurt you- just wants you to have a tough skin

scolds you in front of the crew and other villains but you can see him fighting down the smile on his face, and hes going to quietly let you know that hes proud of what youve done as soon as everyone is out of ear shot

will sneak you some candy under the table during meetings and dinners

SPANKULOT

also very supportive of you and whatever you want to do! takes the time to learn about your hobbies and plans evenings so the two of you can bond! on that note, he also takes you bowling every now and then

that said hes a rule honoring man, so there are some expectations for you that you're too follow- stern about it, but i can see him having just a tiny bit of bias for you

brings treats to parent teacher meetings, a lot of the staff get to know him very well... sometimes you duck your head in embarrassment as he beelines for one of your teachers to talk to them

bonus points if youre also a vampire like him, hes going to teach you how to fly and as well as how to handle all the other powers that comes with his genetics! the first time you just... vanish.. into smoke he nearly has a heart attack

so very cautious to make sure youre not given any garlic- you wont die, but no one wants to be sick

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Spankulot x werewolf!reader

Something something spooky creature x another spooky creature

Notes: reader is GN, reader can be seen as one of the homework weredogs but it's not explicitly stated

CWs: none

sometimes you get together and plot evil deeds, assuming youre a villain as well

if youre one of the homework eating dogs he does kind of disapprove of you eating peoples work, especially if the kid in question actually worked hard on it

hes evil but hes not heartless, at least go after the bad eggs!

loves running his hands through your fur when you transform

if the transformation happens to hurt he does his best to comfort you through it, trying to reassure you that it will be over soon

keeps you glued to his side so you can recover ^^

if you happen to develop dog like traits when your change he thinks its a little cute- like your ears perking up or your tail wagging

scritches for you, both when you're transformed and when you're not

generally not very judgey about any drawbacks that come with it- like shedding fur for example... keeps a lint roller on him to fix that problem

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Hello silly! It's me, 🍭, can I please ask for cuddling hcs of some of the knd villains? You can choose who's included! Take care :>

Cuddling with various KND villains

Need to add more music to my playlist

Characters: Father, Soankulot, Knightbrace, Cuppa Joe, Toiletnator, Stickybeard

Notes: Reader is GN, established relationship

CWs: none

Father

It comes as a surprise to no one that he would be very warm, hes the fire guy- of course he would be warm! Actually pretty soothing when you get the chance to huddle into him!

Unfortunately he's a busy man, so hes not always available to hold- running a business can take up a lot of your time, even more so when you spend a lot of it trying to thwart the KND

Not used to affection let alone physical affection (loser/j(, so its obvious he doesnt know where to put his hands and legs when you guys cuddle for the first time

Prefers being big spoon

Keeps readjusting until he finds a comfortable position, not that theres anything wrong with that of course

Very possessive about the time he does have with you, will NOT take any distractions or change in plan, if anyone wants to come fight him then they can wait- he wont waste any time kicking them out

Spankulot

Absolute cuddle bug, almost puts joe to shame- the only reason is that sometimes spankulot gets a little too giddy and has to separate himself for a few minutes to shake his feelings out

He is just... a goofball

VERY tall and very skinny, cold as hell due to this as well as the whole... vampire thing.. but he does offer to bundle up for you if it's an issue!

Doesnt mind being big spoon and he doesnt mind being little spoon, hes fine with whatever you want him to be!

Loves hooking your arms together when you guys go out and walk together, pulls you to him when you two go still

Can sit in silence but WILL rattle about anything if you want some noise

Knightbrace

The headgear is taken off in bed, as per your request as it seems he can go either way without it-

Little spoon but hes not opposed to the two of you huddling up together into each others sides!

Old man, soft.. not skinny not fat, just average! Normal body temperature though it's slightly on the cooler side

Needs to warm up to cuddling first but once hes comfortable with it hes more than willing to cuddle up into your side if you offer!

Key word, offer! He doesn't exactly know when it's a good time to ask, so he tends to wait for you to initiate

Similar to toiletnator you're probably his first serious partner, at least in a while- likely that knightbrace has dedicated himself fully to his work thus leaving him with no time or desire to date before meeting you

Cuppa Joe

Warm, very warm. And very skinny, at least in the chest and limbs.. he has some softness in the middle

Oh? You thought you two would cuddle like normal people? Nah hes going to be sprawled all over you and clinging onto you- ESPECIALLY if you dont come with him out on the coffee rig! He MISSED you, reader!

Tries his best to make up for lost time, absolutely showers you in touch and verbal affection

Will not let you go unless you need to go do something

Naturally this means hes the big spoon/the cuddler, and you're the little spoon/the cuddled

VERY big on physical affection in general, always touching you in some way whether it be in the house or outside- handholding, leaning on you, and so on

Stickybeard

...sticky.. please ask him to take a shower.. actually wait, that.. sounds like a good idea- asides from just dealing with the stickiness- hes warm and smells nice! And I dont know about you guys, but I tend to get sleepy after a nice hot shower so cuddling makes sense!

Warm and soft, we love thick kings in this house! Very hairy, asides from just the beard so he might be a little itchy

Loves being big spoon, hardly ever is little spoon- would only do it for you if you asked nicely

The two of you just kind of end up talking, nothing in particular.. just talking.. if you're not a candy pirate and dont live on his ship with him the two of you don't get to see each other every single day- theres some catching up to do!

Toiletnator

Very clingy, looooves being little spoon but if you want to be little spoon that's okay!

Very emotionally soft, loves snuggling up into you and talking about his day- he makes sure to ask about yours

Very... shy.. bashful? Flustered when asking you to give him some affection- you're probably his first serious partner and he doesnt want to mess this up.. little dork... on the other hand when he does attempt to be forward he can be.. TOO forward, like laying across your lap while you're doing work or something along those lines- just very blunt and confident

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May we... perchance... as for count spankulot x reader headcanons? Nothing in specific I'm just curious about how you'd go about writing for him :3!

🍭 anon

Spankulot x reader headcanons

Never thought I'd see someone asking for the vampire dude but I'm not complaining! Ultimately he is silly, giving him grace as his whole gimmick being outdated/product of its time happens to the best of medias

Notes: Reader is GN

CWs: None

This isnt a shipping hc but someone pointed out that he stims by doing the fist shakey thing and tbh? Love that for him

Not at all used to romance despite being around for so long- sorry theres no vampiric romanticism here, hes a dork

If this takes place in modern day and you convince him to get a phone hes going to send you good morning/good night texts every single day

"Nooo dont kill yourself you're so pretty"/j

Still on the phone topic he has so many typos and he uses gifs as reactions

Back to the prompt, he's very polite towards you, as well as trying to be a stereotypical gentleman- pulling your chair out for you, opening doors, carrying your coat and so on

Lots of old fashioned nicknames for you; "my darling", "my intended", "my beloved", "my precious", the list goes on! Also calls you sillier names such as "schnookums", he genuinely thinks they're cute

Let's you huddle up to him under his cloak if you're cold or just want to snuggle into him

Never ever late for a date, the man can just.. manifest in a cloud of smoke- never has to worry about traffic! And of course he can fly!

If.. you're up to it and he feels confident enough, he might take you up into the sky in the night so you can see the sights around you- very pretty!

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Pet names (KND villain edition)

Woo yeah baby it's rapid short post time... idk what gifs to use for group post knd villain stuff so uh.. getting the first thing that sticks out when looking up evil stim

Characters: father, spankulot, knightbrace, stickybeard, cuppa joe, toiletnator, mr fizz

Notes: VERY short post, what they like to call you and what they like to be called, reader is GN but if there is a gendered name I will do my best to provide alternatives, established relationships

CWs: none

FATHER

likes calling you: sweetheart, hon, though a lot of times he calls you by your name!

likes being called: dear, hon/honey, as well as being called by his name

SPANKULOT

likes calling you: dearest, my beloved, and if you two are married or engaged; my betrothed! lot of "older sounding" names to fit the vampire aesthetic... also calls you sweetie

likes being called: hes happy with whatever you want to call him, though he seems to have a soft spot for love and dear

STICKYBEARD

likes calling you: literally any variant of the "sweet" nicknames. sweetheart, sweet-thing, sweetpea, and so on! also a shortened version of your name if possible

likes being called: likes being called sugar, as well as babe or baby, thinks its cute when you call him "cap'n"

KNIGHTBRACE

likes calling you: usually just calls you by your name but he does sometimes branch out and call you honey

likes being called: likewise he prefers his own name but hes not very picky about many names!

CUPPA JOE

likes calling you: sugar, another user of the sweet name variants! honey, babe, and so on

likes being called: hunk, macho man, though those ones are better in passing, likes being called dear and honey

TOILETNATOR

likes calling you: will call you anything under the sun! can see him being a user of those cringey lovey dovey petnames! schnookums and what not

likes being called: loves being called those cringey pet names as well! call him pookie and he will give you anything!

MR FIZZ

likes calling you: amor/mi amor, that is always his go to. he rarely ever strays from that, though he is a "ill call you by your name" enjoyer, using ones real name can be just as romantic or intimate if used correctly

likes being called: dearest, dear, darling, and hon!

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spsppspsp doing this out of curiosity because i kinda wanna make a knd x reader fic but idk what villain imma end up doing- i kind of want to do either spankulot or father or maybe even stickybeard because i feel like they would be fun to write in fic form but i wanna hear the knd fans input! not guaranteeing that there will be a fic but there is the possibility

edit for the tags lmao