#spamton simps

[reginalusus]

He's a sleazeball.

BTW if I could actually animate complicated things, I'd 100% have his elbow slip off the desk and he'd smack to the floor like a big, embarrassed dickhead (affectionate).

Image description: Fanart of Spamton in the 90s, done in a style reminiscent of an 80s or 90s anime. He appears to be standing in an office; the background mostly consists of a large window displaying Cyber City's skyscrapers. Their lights are animated and they flicker. Spamton himself wears his iconic Big Shot Era suit of red. He leans against a glossy desk, his elbow propped on it. One hand holds a cigarette with animated smoke coming from it, the other has the index finger pointed outwards with a car key dangling from it. He is grinning suggestively with slightly lowered eyelids. At the bottom is a caption for Spamton's dialogue, which reads: "I hear you're my next [no.1ratedcustomer] due a test drive!" End of image description.

[zane-808]

PLEASE ITS ALWAYS CHARACTERS LIKE THESE

[angelicartemis]

Posting these becauseeeee why not-

Add another onto the list of babygirls ✍️💀 /hj

Apologies for the gayness- 💀

When I first saw Jack's playthrough of My Friendly Neighborhood, this bitch somehow had a little grip on me- 😭 I like his voice :D It's silly and I have 100% looped his voicelines constantly, because yes-

🎶Country boyyyy I loovee youuuuu🎶

[p-jinx]

Listen I watched jacksepticeye play deltarune ch2 and then he saw Spamton and I saw Spamton and I saiD OUT LOUD ALONE IN MY LIVING ROOM

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!???"

And then it was all down hill from there

Its been three years since the release of Deltarune ch 2 and I am not recovering from spamton

Anyway who else has been cursed by the salesman for three (+) years?

They/them for my sona please

[goofishh]

ALL the simps are gonna flood Wal-Mart for this gem of a product

[sakura-chandaneko]

Erm how do you people draw his legs 💔

[jacketlovingfox]

Why tf am I in love with these crazy men. I think I have a problem or some shit 😨

[kowtownart]

Another ArtFight attack on my friend @magnus-opus!! :3c

It's the man; the myth; the... guy!! Samuel! :D

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He is like this to me,,,,,, shgaking him >:3c

HE'S SO-..... pretty....

[pickedpiper]

One thing that always tickles my pickle is the fact Toby Fox makes the most obviously attractive characters imaginable that he thinks people will flock to but instead the fans go after his side characters/secret bosses that are unhinged bastards that look like they have rabies and just go absolutely insane over them

Really shows what the people want

[trouslinabone]

Fine. If everybody refuses to make Spamton NEO anything but cute, then I'll make a canon and menacing version myself!

[glitchedsoftware]

hai im at a pride evvent 4 school rn AND I JUST DID KARAOKE 2 HOW BAD CAN I BE HELP

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

RN IM JUST SMILING STIMMING AND GIGGLING THIS ITS SO CUUUUUTE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Since you guys liked the teeth kisses, here’s a little animation

[imagibunny]

people find caine sexy i'm gonna commit emotional damage on you people somehow

[torchiiko]

i think i need to get crazy insane obsessed with spamton again . if the trend continues this will happen around october/november

[goofishh]

Random spamton drawing

[brunnetteiwik]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh no.

While I posted this weeks ago on Insta, since I'm one of the first folks to draw Spamton in his tumblr sexy form, he should have the honor of actually being posted on Tumblr.

Guess we'll see how it goes lmao.