#spamton gpory spamgon

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"HEY EVERY... IT'S ME! EVERYONE'S FAVORITE (1999) SALESMAN! SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!"

"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEH"

"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "wHAT HAVE I MISSED MY LITTLE [sponge] FRIENDS?"

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

oh shit, he found a gingerbrave!

here, a spamgerbrave to add to your collection.

"WHY THAT IS [simple syrup] THE BEST LOOKING [coogie] IF I EVER SAW ONE!"

"HE LOOKS VERY FRIENDLY AND A [reel] STAND UP SALESMAN!""

"I'M SURE [knee] WOULD AGREE WITH ME!"

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHOWING UP HERE? GET OUT OF HERE YOU DUMB BIRD BACK TO YOUR OWN BLOG!"

"YOU HAVEN'T [Weenie hut jrs] THE LAST OF SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON, YOU [ficherprice chatterphone 1961] HEADED MAN!"

"god I hate when the mod does crossovers like this, that thing belongs on ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon over in the pokemon side of tumblr."

"where you can also find people like artyburgh , thetravelingymleader , and another clown like sweetertreats ..."

"this totally wasn't a promo for the people the mod knows, he'd never lower his self to such a filthy thing."

[champofjohto]

HEY BUDDY BET YOU'VE [maybe ever] MET SOMETHING LIKE ME BEFORE! NAMES SPAMTON GPORY SPAMGON!

I'M A [PORYGON] Z SALES[mon] AND I'VE GOT THE ITEMS YOUR LOOKING FOR! YOU WANT

A [beanie] FOR YOUR [Typhlosion] OR PREHAPS YOU WANT A RARE ITEM LIKE A REGION [escape rope] I'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED! [GARUNTED!]

How strange, I have never met anything like you before. My name is Ethan Gold, 10-year Champion of the Indigo League (Johto half, I never went for the Kanto half).

As for the items, I'll pass. Goodfriend isn't one for hats, as the last time I tried to give her one, she tore it apart. She's a picky one, that 'mon.

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"MERRY [capitalism] HOLIDAY EVERYONE!"

"I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A [spamtastic] HOLIDAY!"

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Can i pat him on the back?

"wait a minute... why are you here? sorry I don't like pat's you gotta pay me for that, also I think you took a wrong turn somewhere huh?"

"STOP TRYING TO [TM018] MY CUSTOMERS [BonziBuddy™] Weird [phone] MAN!"

"GET LOST BIRD BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR ACUTAL BLOG! AT ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon ON TUMBLR.COM"

"THIS WAS A REALLY [bizzarro super man] WAY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THE [bunny] RUNS BOTH YOUR BLOG AND MY BLOG"

"Guess Mod Monnie, thought it was appropriate since this ask was sent by a pokeblogging aka rotumblr blog"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Mod Monnie: Happy Valentines Day Everyone!

I would like to thank my close friend @lazy-charlie for helping me create this card! This is 4 out of 4 cards she helped me create.

So please check her out whenever you get the chance!

"SWEET [heart throb] IT'S VAL[en]TINES DAY! WHAT A [bow]tiful DAY! MY FAVORITE [train]ers AND [trains] THIS [porygon] IS LOOKING FOR LOVE!"

"BUT ALSO CELEBRATING THIS [wonderwaffle DG2] DAY WITH YOU!"

"AND I HOPE EVERY [lost] ONE OF YOU, HAS A FANTASTIC HOLIDAY!"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"NO HONESTLY BUDDY, I [glitch like it's hot] CONSTANTLY! THAT'S JUST A NORMAL [zzzzzz] THING!

ALSO NO IT'S NOT COMPLETELY PAINLESS THOUGH YOU KIND OF GET [numb by linkin park] TO IT OVER TIME!"

is porygon-z an ethical evolution? people always say they look like theyre in pain but my little friend hard-drive always seems so happy and outgoing since i evolved them, am i just bad at reading behavior?

there's a real problem when it comes to "humanizing pokémon" that porygon-z really suffers from because like. from our perspective it kind of looks like it's "spasming" constantly and are unhealthy, but the reality is that that's just how the pokémon exists and it's completely painless. lots of assumptions made because it's based on a "glitch" or whatever

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Mod Monnie: I made this fun little quiz I was bored and thought it could be fun!

Feel free to check it out, and if you wanna make it more fun reblog this post and post your results in character!

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

HELP

"I'VE LAID A [hyperlink blocked] TON OF [pipis] AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TODO WITH THEM THEIRS ABOUT 6 OF THEM

I HATE CONSTANTLY LAYING [pipis] NO ONE EVER BUYS THEM! MOST OF THE TIME"

"oh! INCASE YOUR NEW TO THE WAYS OF ME [pipis] ARE EGGS PLEASE BUY THEM FROM [me] I'M SO TEMPTED TO PUT THEM IN A [tornado] JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AND I DON'T LIKE THINKING LIKE THIS"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Sliver, huh?

( @sevencolorspasserby )

"YOU [Saw X] NOTHING!"

"I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND AND NOTHING [gore] KIDDO!"

"YOUR LOOKING WAY TOO INTO THINGS SPICY RED CHILI PEPPER!" "I WAS JUST SAYING I WAS [proud of you son] PROUD NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS!"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"WHAT?! I'M NOT [movie reel] WHAT AM I THEN? A [ghost type]? A HOLOGRAM? WHAT THE [gobbledygook] IS GOING ON?"

confused spamgon noises.

I'm not convinced porygon are real

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Happy New Years 2024

"HEY EV3RY IT'S ME! YOUR FAVORITE OLD [porygon z] HERE TO OFFICALLY [Stream Wish On Disney+] YOU ALL A GREAT NEW YEAR!"

"MAY ALL OF YOUR [GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL the crowd goes wild] THIS YEAR SUCEED AND GOOD LUCK AND FORTUNE BE UPON YE!"

"DON'T WORRY I PROMICE TO BE A [8 bit] MORE ACTIVE THIS YEAR!"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

More spamton thoughts

"I HONESTLY [kneed] MORE HOBBIES!"

"DO ANY OF [yokai watch] PEOPLE HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR LIL [the beach that makes you old] ME?"

"I ALSO WANNA DO [morgs] FOR OUR COMMUNITY, SO IF ANYONE NEEDS [hell peas] LET ME KNOW!"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

Ignore affiliation. Not here to harm. Only here for the sake of curiousity. Speech patterns remind Antares of itself, to an extent. Request: Deals under 200 pokedollars? - @rocket-researcher-antares

"DANGER"

"DANGER"

"DANGER"

"DANGER [ROCKET] [ROCKET] [ROCKET] [ROCKET] DANGER."

"I'M NOT HERE TO BE STUDIED NOT AGAIN, I'M NOT GETTING [back to the future] IN THE TUBE!"

"VACATE THE [location] BEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEP"

"THE ONLY [rocket] [rocket] [ROCKET] [ROCKET] MEMBER I SOMEWHAT TOLERATE IS CLARA!"

"and maybe doctor holiday, but I think she's... gone"

[ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon]

"..."

@ask-spamton-gpory-spamgon

"I'M SO [word blocked by Nintendo] FRUITY!!!! I'M BASICALLY [juicy fruit] HE HE HO HO"

did you know that there's gay people

arceus I hope so. but I need more data. if youre gay like and reblog this post and tag it w the fruitiest pokemon u can think of. ty.