#spam the askbox. please

[kitswritingantics]

hesistates... then yeets @askthetraversers at you and scurries away, giggling madly

[sometimesanequine]

hi ferry of sometimesanequine! mobile tumblr has decided to hate me personally and caused me to accidentally spam reblog the same post of yours, with the same tags ~40 times according to my count. the story is in the image, but I have come here to apologize for flooding your notifications with *all* of that! I did not mean to do that, it was a complete accident because of a glitch. It will *hopefully* not happen again!! once again apologizes for the spam!!

no biggie, i think its kind of funny when tumblr glitches in new and mysterious ways. may i offer you a horse in these trying times?

[kjuares]

Please don't ask me for any donations. Please don't ask for money. I don't have any.

[oynonrings]

🪤 sits on the edge of my seat blinking at you with huge eyelashes waiting for you to answer the like 4 asks you must have in your inbox

yeagh i got like 4 asks

[unreadpoppy]

Okay i just want to quickly add two cents into the conversation that's been happening today about asks and fandom.

If you're gonna request something of a writer, maybe go for something you know they write about? Like, it's very weird for me when I see someone I follow, who maybe only writes NSFW, getting a request to write fluff (or vice versa). Or requesting something about a character that person does not write about.

Like, idk maybe it's because I do that, but I assume that people would send requests/asks because they know that writer and what they like/what they're good at, and not...just because they're a writer.

I don't know if i'm expressing myself in a way that makes sense here, but you gotta go find the people who like the stuff that you do. Like, you gotta take in considerating what the person you sent an ask to likes and doesn't like. I see it almost as when recommending a book to someone. If I know that person doesn't like romance at all, I'm not gonna recommend them a romantasy.

idk sometimes it feels like people spam others askbox with the most out of whack stuff without considering there's a person on the other side, who has their own likes and dislikes.

Also, kudos to the people who close their askbox or turn off anon when it gets too much and set their boudaries.

[asiogie]

George stream after my day at work a blessing truly

im gonna throw up bc im going out for dinner soon 😭 and im seeing barbie tonight

[fruity-legos]

Ok I'm literally abt to pass out gn guys

[paddooo]

OUGH

I need to read more poetry

[biscaani]

Helppp saw your tags & I also can't believe I finally got into One Piece. Truly never thought I would be consumed by the silly pirate brainworms but alas... the live action pushed me off a cliff & now I'm in DEEP (well, a couple hundred chapters deep)

Anyway what arc are you & who are your favorite guys so far lololol

please send help. It's been two days and I've written 20k and spammed eighteen timelines worth of zosan art.

I'm skimming the manga and violently reading the wiki to deep clean the lore first because I'm a godless heathen and I did the same thing with Naruto. Friends and I are actually gonna sit down and start Lougetown next week but holy shit the lore has me in a choke hold. Favorite arc is probably thriller bark atm just for the fuckshit potential, though I'm predictable so you probably knew I was going to say WCI because I'm a whore for pathetic, highly puntable men. Funny story but I only even got into it because my mom put OPLA on while I was home for thanksgiving after three months of me violently avoiding it because I knew this would happen

Zoro is stupid as all hell and I love him. send help. my google docs are on fire. send help. taz skylar hot send FOXSKIP SEND HELP

[superfruitland]

24h you nerds. see ya then~

yo dweebs, long overdue live life update on thursday 22nd at maybe 11pm-ish eest

here's some spoilers expressions i did a bit ago to get back to the groove of things

[vhaos-chaotic-writing]

D-16 Megatron (TFO) x Cybertronian!Reader Pt. 2

Someone asked if there was going to be a part 2 of this and the answer is hell yeah. ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ Gender Neutral Cybertronian Reader!

Also, importante message in general - please do not spam my askbox. I've already recieved, in a row 5 asks/requests from a same user. It is kind of annoying, feels like you are pressuring me to do more than I already do and that doesn't sit me well. So, user who is doing this, do not keep doing it or I'll block you. Thanks.

WARNING: Spoilers from the movie (Transformers One 2024). Angst and more angst. Forbidden love scenario.

Days have been... good. To say at least.

Being guided by Optimus Prime, Elita One and Bumblebee's to fight against the Quintessons. Meanwhile, Iacon and Cybertrone was slowly picking up its true, beautiful colors and life seemed brighter for everyone after finally getting their T-cogs and feel complete.

... then, why do you feel.. empty?

It was stupid - you have now your T-cog, of course! And yet...

You try to not think about it too much - you decide to keep yourself focused on your tasks, helping others, and so on. But whenever the night arrives and you are alone in your berth...

"Primus, please... if you are out there - keep D-16 safe and sound. Please." You pray, holding your servos against your chestplate.

With the pass of the days you started to accept the fact that D-16 was no longer there, but it was Megatron who had now his face.

Things were getting better, but also tense at the same time, as from time to time, if they haven't done it on that day Megatron was vanished from Iacon, bots who started to think like him left Iacon by choice to look after the leader they wanted.

You remained on the Autobot's side - your spark longed for the mech you used to love, but you knew he was no longer the sweet, kind D-16 you used to know.

But - you wanted to see him. You needed to see him. Even if it was dangerous or that you might not live another day to tell - you needed to see him.

And little did you know how much Megatron silently suffered to himself as he couldn't forget you. And he, too, wished to see you again. His spark would cry too, wishing to see once again the same cybertronian that he fell in love years ago.

Alas - if something happens then it meant it was what Primus wanted to happen...

You were tasked to go out with a group of autobots to swap places with another group who stayed on the surface in other to keep track on any kind of Quintesson activity... or Decepticon, too.

"Arcee, in position" - "Prowl in position, too!" - "Me too - I mean, Blurr too!"

"(Y/N) in position as well." You add, followed by another one of your teammates through the audio connection. 1 solar cycle to be out there and keep an optic on everything until the next team arrives to swap places with yours. Thankfuly, for the past days, any type of Quintesson activity was nearly none - Primus bless Optimus, Elita and Bumblebee - but all of you wanted to be sure, just in case.

You were relatively far away from your team, moving between tall mountain alike structures, your right servo transformed in your (weapon of choice).

The sound of a heavey step made you quickly turn around, aiming your weapon with a serious expression - to quickly change into one of surprise.

Megatron stares at you and slowly start walking towards you. And you remain frozen in place, slowly lowering your weapon - until the sound of the audial connection being activated. Megatron freezes in place.

"Arcee to (Y/N) - I lost for a moment your location, everything okay?"

Megatron keeps his optics locked with yours, thinking you were going to give out his presence... You press the small audial device on your helm to answer. "(Y/N) to Arcee - affirmative. The structures are doing that glitch - but all fine."

After turning off the audial connection, Megatron runs to you as you open wide your arms, your weapon transforming back into your arm. And the big mech hugs you close, as you hug him back. In silence, you hold each other, his faceplate hidding against your helm as you do as well against his chestplate.

"... I missed you." You whisper, scolding at yourself for saying that - feeling weak. But how could you not say those words when you have been longing for him?

"I've missed you, too." Megatron confesses, moving to gently press his forehelm against yours, closing his red optics as you close your own. "I thought I was never going to see you again."

"... Why did you do it?" You ask, spark hurting.

Megatron looks at you with softened optics, knowing what were you talking about - killing Sentinel Prime in a brutal way when he was already defeated, wanting to destroy Iacon, making a promise to become the sole true leader that was going to guide everyone and whoever stood on his way was going to be offlined. "I did it for our people, for us - Optimus was not going to make Sentinel suffer the consequences he deserved after all the torture he made us go through, (Y/N)..."

You should be angry - Primus, you should be yelling at him and fighting for his violent ways, for not understanding what he was doing was the same thing Sentinel was doing. Alas, all you do is let your optics fill with energon and cry softly as Megatron holds you close.

"I wanted to know you more! I - I wanted to be your friend! Fall in love with you - become your Conjux!" You confess, crying that life you wished for the moment you two met. "I wanted to become yours and you become mine!"

The Decepticon leader tries to not to cry, forcing himself to remain strong. Megatron blamed himself because... how could he give you those things you were wishing between the two of you now that he was the enemy? And he knew he couldn't ask you to follow him, to join the Decepticons - even when he wanted to take you with him, he wasn't going to take away your freedom, not after having that being taken away by the false Prime since everyone's birth.

"I love you." Megatron suddenly confesses, holding your helm with his servos, your optics once again finding each others. "The moment I saw you in that busy day - I knew you were the one who I wanted to bond with, become his Conjux and have our sparks meet the other. I love you, (Y/N) - and... I'm so sorry for having ruin our future."

Your spark fluttered and felt warm, whole. Complete.

Holding his helm back, you kissed him. And he kissed you back.

And that same night you two became the Conjux Endura of the other. And while it hurt you to leave him, and for him to leave you to go back to your respective places - your spark still felt complete.

Whenever you are alone, you place a servo on your chestplate, where your spark rests, and feel. I love you.

And, in silence, you feel his I love you, back.

In silence, you await for the day you get to be back in Megatron's arms. And hope, and pray to Primus, for the war to end and be by his side, one way or another.

I'm not sobbing you are sobbing. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Vhaos out!

[ohnoitstbskyen]

PINNED POST, FAQ, INFORMATION

Hi, I'm TBSkyen. I make videos on YouTube sometimes. This is my main tumblr blog, the "brand" blog as it were, where I maintain my Social Media Presence™ on this site.

I use the ironic ™ to signal my personal discomfort with the work of being a minor media personality even while I still do that work and make a living off it.

I have a sideblog called @tbposting, mostly for shitposts and reblogs, and in my opinion I have pretty darn good taste in reblogs, so you can follow that if you want. It's also where I'll do random personal posting, microblogging, etc.

This main blog is primarily for 1) answering asks, and 2) posting my Original Content™, usually my main channel videos, as well as the occasional longer essay or critique. Sometimes I'll reblog an interesting or useful thing, or boost a friend's work, but I try to keep the spam to a minimum.

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About Me

I am a thirtysomething content creator whose primary expertise is character design.

I have a bachelor's degree in English, never finished my master's, did most of a bachelor's degree in history, and that's it. These are my academic qualifications, no more and no less.

My professional experience is primarily being a freelancer and self-employed creator. I spent the better part of a decade working as a commission artist, running webcomics, drawing fanart, and the occasional animation work and not safe for work commissions, and I have at this point a decade of experience and self-study in the subjects I cover. I have also done online community management for, god help me, almost twenty years, so that's a part of my skillset I'll never escape.

I do not have any particular professional creative industry experience, although given what I hear from my professional friends, sometimes that seems like a blessing.

Please maintain a critical distance when engaging with my work. I am a critic. My work is very rarely meant to be taken as authoritative or didactic, and when it is, I will make it clear in my writing. Just because I speak with confidence doesn't mean I am trying to assert objective truth.

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TAGS (to follow, or filter)

#tbanswers is the tag for every single ask I answer on this blog

#tb reblog is the tag for reblogs

#tb essay is for the occasional longer essay or critical writing

#tbvideos is for my videos and Content™

#tb recommends is for the occasional recommendation of a video essay or other creator

Yes, I know the spaces are inconsistent. It's not on purpose, I just typed them in haphazardly when I started using them and it's stuck.

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FAQ (before you ask)

Q: Will you ever do a video about ____ ? A: The answer to this question is almost universally "maybe someday, if I have time, and if I feel I have anything worthwhile to say." And the more realistic answer is "no, because I already have far too much on my plate and I have burned myself out too many times." In general, please don't ask me this question, I will most likely not answer it because I have given the same answer a thousand times, but I still feel guilty about not answering them.

Q: Will you continue your series of videos about ____ ? A: Yes! I will continue the let's plays I started, I will finish the Boss Designs series, I will do another What's the Deal With, I will do more shorts about the subjects I've got going on. The main obstacle is, again, my tendency to overload myself.

Q: Do you have a PO box? Can I send you something? A: Not yet, but I'm looking into it. It may be a while before I get it set up.

Q: Do you have merchandise? A: A little bit, yes, at crowdmade.com/collections/tbskyen

Q: What's your opinion on [game/movie/comic/book/etc]? A: I struggle to answer very open, broad questions like this. Most things I have opinions about, I have multiple opinions, and different ones depending on the perspective and specific element in question. I'm much more likely to answer specific, bounded questions.

Q: Can I send you fanart? A: PLEASE. Askbox, tag me on bluesky, send it to my email! I love seeing every piece of it!

Q: Why do you never appear on camera? A: A forest witch cursed me to look not quite but ALMOST like Paul Giamatti in all photos and videos ever taken of me, and his laywers sent me a cease-and-desist.

Q: Are you gay/straight/bi/other? A: The decision I've made for myself, at least for this period of my life, is that privacy is precious, and once given up can never be reclaimed on the internet. I am open about being aromantic (not asexual), because it's a sometimes invisible and underdiscussed identity, and I know it would have helped me a lot to see someone speak about it when I was younger.

The rest of it is for me to know, and for you to speculate about, although preferably somewhere I can't see it. I accept that this is a part of being a Personality, but it still feels weird, y'know?

Q: Is it weird if I find your voice kinda hot? A: I've put a lot of work into developing this voice and making it nice to listen to, so that's not weird at all and I find it quite complimentary, thank you.

I generally don't mind people doing flirty/thirsty posting about or at me, just so long as we all understand that 1) you should never give a stranger like me information which could be used to harm you. Nicer-seeming YouTubers than me have turned out to be monsters.

And 2) it will never go beyond playful online flirtiness. I like to fluster my live chat, I'll flirt back in an ask or a post maybe, but I am not flirting with you, or inviting any kind of closer intimacy with you, the person I responded to.

Think of me like a comedian doing crowd-work at a show - you can chat to me in the bar after the show, but when I asked you what you do for work I wasn't looking for a personal connection, I was doing my work as an entertainer. Please no sending me nudes, or propositions, or confession letters in my email inbox. We are strangers, and I am always performing a persona in public.

[yourlocalthief-ralph]

"UH-OH! The Expert Thief has targeted our paper school!!!"

Ralph Wolfgang roleplay blog lol

To those who remember this blog as sk3ll-em0-k1tty, I decided I don't want to roleplay as Skell on this blog anymore- but I still roleplay as him on @emo-kitty-skell .

My headcanons for this guy-

• Obviously greedy as hell, Will steal anything he can get his hands on.

• At least 19 years old, I think.

• Has broken into the school multiple times.

• Also has been killed by Barrel multiple times- He's actually terrified of the security guard but would rather die then admit it-

• Don't ask him about how he lost his left hand, he doesn't wanna talk about it.

• Comes back to life every time he dies.

• Only eats lamb meat, nothing else.

• He's actually extremely ticklish- (go for his stomach or ribs!)

• His tail wags when he's happy, and he acts a lot like a dog sometimes.

• Enjoys ear scratches :3

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

Rules

- No nsfw, suggestive content, or creepy content of any kind.

- Please don't ask for donations, I don't know what is a bot and what isn't.

- Violence is okay, but just don't go too far-

- Be kind to mod and the people they interact with.

- Tickle asks are allowed, just don't be weird about it.

- Spamming in the askbox = Your ask being deleted.

- Just be good-

"Ralph speaks like this"

Mod talks in orange

Character and art belongs to Edgyaludon/TheEdgyVerse

Other Edgyverse blogs

@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-margaret-sterling @cannibalistic-forest-god

Fpe

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @wendigo-language-teacher @miss-bloomies-science-class @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @lesbian-history-teacher @ask-principal-grace @kitkatlovingalgebrateacher @mrbasils-cookies @claire-the-silly @askclairefpe @engels-ask-blog @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @silly-lesbian-bubble @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly @ruby-the-pansexual-robot @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @ask-the-flower-kids @ask-amy @ask-elliot-fpe @ask-silly-rabbit @alice-monstrous-princess @askmyfpeocs

Non-fpe

@official-crazie @askskary @viviansmagicshop @agethath3silly @ask-miller @girl-from-the-snowy-forest @blood-splattered-snow @cannibalistic-forest-monster

Danger AU

@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @danger-circle @jack-bloomie

Science Au

@science-au-oliver006

Other

@the-elemental-heros

[Damn that's a lot of people- 😭]

Anyways, I'll probably update this post if necessary, idk :33

Gonna open asks now lol-

[ask-mister-barrel]

Hello!! :D

This is a roleplay blog for Mister Barrel (from the Edgyverse)

He's been invading my mind lately so why not turn this old blog into a roleplay blog for the silly?

A bit of canon info (found it on the wiki page-)

Mister Barrel works as a security guard for Paper School.

His left forearm has the ability to take the shape of multiple weapons.

Despite being kind, helpful and friendly, he's cruel and sadistic towards his enemies and intruders.

His favorite food is s'mores :33

He's married to Mister Hotchkiss.

My headcanons for the boy :3

- He is very protective over students.

- Gets along easily with most other teachers.

- Sees Margaret as a daughter. ( @ask-margaret-sterling )

- Often clingy to his husband.

- Pansexual boi

- He can purr like a cat.

- Has an extremely ticklish back- I mean what-

- Tail wags when happy or anxious.

- Overall just a very sweet person °•w•°

"Mister Barrel will talk like this"

[Mod will talk like this]

Rules

- No nsfw or suggestive asks (I'm sure Edgy wouldn't want their oc sexualized-)

- No trying to harm Mister Barrel please-

- Don't send hate asks if you don't agree with my headcanons, you'll be blocked.

- Respect me and the people I roleplay with.

- Magic anons and tickles asks are allowed, just don't be a weirdo about it.

- Do not spam in the askbox.

- Don't try to force me into roleplaying with you, it'll just make me unmotivated to do so.

- Just have fun^^

Other blogs that are cool ★

@mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher (Barrel's pookie ✨)

@janitor-mister-broomire

@ask-margaret-sterling (Barrel's adopted daughter)

@claire-the-silly @askclairefpe @engels-ask-blog @ask-lesbian-bubble @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple

@oliversoapeater-official (my Oliver blog-) @zip-the-chaos-child @ask-zip-stuff @3dward-th3-s1lly @ask-edward-fpe

@sk3ll-em0-k1tty @ruby-the-pansexual-robot @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid

@asklizzyfpe @ask-silly-rabbit

@chip-the-silly-fish

@alice-monstrous-princess

@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher @lesbian-history-teacher @ask-principal-grace @kitkatlovingalgebrateacher @best-social-studies-teacher @mrbasils-cookies

@askofficialfern @official-crazie @askskary @viviansmagicshop @agethath3silly @ask-miller

@danger-abbie @danger-engel @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie @danger-oliverrr

@science-au-oliver006

@littlepenelopesbabyblog @estherbean

That's everything! Will update/change this post if necessary.

[meyhew]

hi 🫶🏽 welcome to round 6 of holiday pals, which i didn’t do last year because not as many people are interested but am bringing back because i hate to see this site losing more and more of its social aspect. it isn’t exactly secret santa in that it’s not christmas related even tho it still follows (almost) the same timeline. the idea is to spread some cheer as the year comes to an end and, ideally, make a new friend—or get to know someone better. 

if u want to participate:

reblog this post to spread the word

fill out this form

make sure you have anon turned on. Please

idc if u follow me but please reblog the post. matching process is always easier when there are more people and the whole thing is just more fun that way. (the only plus side to following me is you’ll see if there’s any updates/changes that u might miss otherwise but fr no pressure)

 (if less than 30 people sign up i will simply pretend this didn’t happen)

timeline:

the form will close on november 29

you will (hopefully) get an email between december 3rd and december 8th

come off anon on january 1st!

what you’ll have to do:

every day (or as many days as possible), send an anonymous message to your pal. keep it light and positive, the goal being to spread some positivity to as many people as possible.

tell them jokes, tell them abt ur day or ask about theirs, swap crush stories, get to know their interests, anything u want

reveal yourself on new year’s!

keep being pals if you so wish 🌟

if u have any questions, either send me an ask (off anon). please don’t spam my inbox asking when i’ll send out emails. it takes multiple days to match people, and then to get through everyone. just be patient. make sure your askbox is open and your email is accessible!!

[kriimhild]

About a week ago or so, I noticed my askbox was completely flooded with anonymous questions about (i think mainly DL), and since the structure of the questions is kinda the same, I suspect they’re coming from the same person. If you’re reading this, please don’t spam my askbox with questions that I’ve already answered just a few days ago.

Why am I asking this? Mainly because if others also want to ask something, I have to scroll back so far that questions I wanted to answer get lost in the mix. I kindly ask you not to send 7-8 questions in a single day. If an ask comes in that I’ve already answered, it will be deleted, because it’s mentally exhausting to keep responding to the same things over and over. Thank you for your understanding!

I want to emphasize that this doesn’t usually happen guys, so don’t let this discourage you from asking questions. This is just a specific situation I’ve noticed and wanted to clarify :) I have less time for Tumblr asks than I’d like i really wish i had more, and like this I’ll have even less because I won’t be able to find things :D I hope this isn't rude or incorrect from me. Love, peace, robots! <3