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I feel like plushies come alive under low light. Look at the way her eyes are illuminated! There's a little bit of magic in that border between light and dark.

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He has to be a fat old man

Mrs claus is okay with it

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fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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okay okay i knownits for the best but can you please take the wards off my bedroom? i miss talking to her. What do you mean of course the amulet is a woman

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me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre:

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This was published weeks ago, yet I haven't seen a single mainstream news source covering this massive scandal. Read the full article here: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-youth-suicides-covered-up-by

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

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Last full work day at the dollar store before chrimmy. Wish me luck that i dont punch a granny

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(guy who shall say voice) i shan’t say

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faggot.com/careers

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Favorite rare guy types:

Boy Detective

1950s robot

Wacky Inventor

1910s strong man

Luchador

Mechanical Turk

Flapper

French Aristocrat

Comically short mobster

Steppe Warrior

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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

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