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made me think of some of you <3

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Who is More Divorced: The Finale

Definitions

Valzhang: Leo Valdez X Frank Zhang

Jasiper: Jason Grace X Piper Mclean

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We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment

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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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fuck i didn't think about this either. that's so funny. electric cars were liberal garbage up until about a year ago so even if rural conservatives are ready to get on board with tesla now that they like musk being a nazi freak they actually can't do it bc the infrastructure doesn't exist

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OH NO!!!! ITS FULLY DEVELOP BRAIN YEAR

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I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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obsessed with the concept of the anti-saint. you will suffer cruelties and humiliations that should be unthinkable and die pointlessly, and if you must be remembered at all, it will only be with revulsion, as if you were a festering scar on reality itself. neither resistance nor submission will redeem you. god will not save you. god has abandoned you. everyone has abandoned you. you are alone in an uncaring universe.

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lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

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My default assumption whenever I see people pitching fits about how characters or ships or the color of the wallpaper or whatever else they don't like must be evil, is that they are a teenager.

They are a teenager who has never used anything other than an algorithmic feed on a social media app to find fannish content, they don't even know where the settings page is, and they're having a real bad time. They have to get up early in the morning, school is awful, all their clique-y peers have been mean to them about their weight, their teachers are impatient, they just got seven hours of homework and their last class was gym. And they are eternally frightened that they're secretly a bad person and their only current recourse against this is to be like, at least I know that pineapple on pizza is a sin.

Approaching things from this angle has never steered me wrong. Even when the person in question is not literally a teenager, they're still pretty much letting their inner kid drive the bus right now.

"A four year age gap is abusive!" okay champ. Screen time's up. Let's get you a protein shake and a nap.

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did u go protest today

good evening officer

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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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conservatives have fully lost the plot its actually extremely normal for little kids to pretend to be animals. it's a pretty essential part of their mental development and helps them practice creative skills actually. if a kid comes up to you and says "I'm a kitty cat" you don't need to reality check them. it's fine actually. the correct response is to say "are you? have you caught any mice today? what kind of kitty cat? do you have orange stripes? should we have tuna salad for lunch?"