#sp confession

[kylehighelf]

WHERE ARE THE SOUTH PARK CONFESSIONS BLOGS ARE YALL RETIRED I NEEEEEED

[kylehighelf]

Oh this confession is GOOOOD

But also I understand ppl not being funny 💔 its hard to be funny

The only acceptable way to make Kyman content is to make it funny. If it's not funny, it's not good. This should be easy because it's an inherently funny conflict-heavy ship, but a lot of SP fans have no sense of humor and I don't think they even think the show is funny.

[some-pers0n]

One of my favourite bits of minor foreshadowing in WoF are the DoD and how there's only five of them as opposed to seven, one for each tribe. Yes there's a practical reason for why there's not seven of each tribe, as having seven protagonists to juggle between would be ridiculous, but I like thinking about how there's connotations to the choices.

You ever thought about it? Why are there only five prophecy dragonets? Why leave out RainWings and IceWings? Well, I think it's cheeky foreshadowing to the eventual reveal that the NightWings made it all up. They left out IceWings because they're their greatest enemy on top of forcing Queen Battlewinner to swim in lava for the rest of her days. The RainWings as well since they're trying to take over and, potentially, massacre all of them. Why would they include the tribes they hate in a prophecy they're creating? It's just fun lil' foreshadowing lol

[nkhluu]

QUINTUPLETS????!

I was trying to put them on those cool swings they have in circuses. Anyways, I used to draw them when I first watched sp!! One of my favorite characters, tho I can't find my old drawings anymore 😕😕 they need fanon names we can't name them "quintuplets" anymore

my art is flopping so bad, I hate art block :(

[r26yz]

special campaign

[kylehighelf]

Nothing is wrong anon!! That being said I shamefully like original postcovid loser stan

Is it wrong to like the aged up version of sp characters

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[s0uth3park]

I think Clyde gets mischaracterised a lot as a peppy jock in fandom. Not even jock in the sense he does sports though that is sometimes the case. But… he’s not. Sure, it’s canon (as per Sarcastaball) that he gives the best hugs out of the boys. Sure he wears a letterman jacket a few times throughout the show. Sure he cries sometimes. But he’s not emotive. He can dedicate himself to a role (Mosquito in TFBW) in the way Craig can’t — but he’s also a lot like Craig in the sense that he’s just. Done. Not emotive, monotone. He’s not Craig, but he’s not this expressive jock either. It’s just interesting the majority of the fandom doesn’t really get that.

[xianta]

I like you, Tweek.

[losertownz]

Cartman and butters are friends and he wouldn't make fun of marjorine considering he was fine with kenny playing a chick and has rped as one himself im not sure why people think he hate marjorine considering it was his idea. Let Erica marjorine and princess kenny be friends fandom

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[south-park-confessions]

People who dislike Kenny because he doesn't speak make me want to rip out my intestines 😾😾😾

Xx

[varibean]

open your heart to salvation! 

obligatory impastor art bc i love them, goofy lil guys 

[sappy-detective]

okay you know how when kenny dies people just remember him running away,

what if every time kenny went on a date he died and the girls/guys just think he ran away

[southconfessionpark]

Craig's voice is just Matt doing a Clyde impression and Clyde's voice is just Trey doing a Craig impression

[god-forsaken-sp-confession-blog]

i dont see ppl talking about sp pinterest even thought its a disaster there

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[some-pers0n]

I might be poking at a bear here but I kinda really dislike the "all or nothing" attitude the WoF fandom has. This character is evil the worst piece of garbage imaginable or is secretly a great character and you're just a fool for thinking otherwise. It's ridiculous at times

Like I recall the stuff with Secretkeeper a while back. Now, call me crazy, but I don't think she's some horrifically abusive and neglectful parent. She did the best that she could. Was it great? No, but she was trying to keep her daughter safe in a hostile world that she was terrified would reject or, worse, hunt her. Her leaving Moon alone for days was bad, yes, but she wanted to keep Moon free from the horrors of the volcano. She loved Moon and clearly took care of her a lot. You can't just look at a character and paint them as being a "horrible abusive POS" for something that, let's be real here, is much more forgivable and understandable than anything Coral, Scarlet, Diamond, Cobra, Jerboa, or Kestrel did

[real-south-park-confessions]

I don't think Cartman could ever die. The devil would get so sick of his shit he'd bring him back to life.