#source: wolverine

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Ransik: But I see things a little differently.

Alyssa: Of course you see things a little differently. You don't have depth perception.

Ransik:...Oh. I like her.

[lostdathomirian]

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

[sugarbear2001]

Why are they standing coochie to coochie in front of a burning building? Smh I cant stand them.

[mischievous-thunder]

When these four start interacting that's a whole different level of chaos

[tadhannahj]

Wade gave Logan mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (yes homo) and called him little baby (no hetero). Amen.

[sporadicallychill]

Logan: Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Peter: Well, you don't have to.

Logan: No, I'm gonna

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

*Y/N and Logan, arguing*

Wade: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Logan: *very much in love with her* WOAH-

Y/N: *very much in love with him* YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE, BUDDY

Wade: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Wade: *To Y/N* Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Wade: *To Logan* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Wade: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

[theocddiaries]

Wade: I'm sorry. I crossed a line. I didn't mean to! Logan: Who says that right in the middle of sex? Wade: I don't know. It just came out. People say weird things during sex all the time. Logan: Well, they sure as hell don't say that. Wade: It was the heat of the moment. Logan: No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that", not, "Will you marry me?" Wade: I'm sorry, just give me another chance. Logan: So you can crawl under covers and go: "Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"?

[ellieshyperfixations]

Nightcrawler, learning about Santa: Why do we need to watch out? Is Santa going to assassinate us?

Wolverine: Yeah. I mean, what do you think happens to the bad kids?

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Wade: *walks into the kitchen for breakfast* Logan: *affectionately* Hello, you stupid bitch

[teddylobo]

Incorrect Steddie - 2/?

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Derek, pissed off: One more word, Stiles, and I swear.

Stiles:

Derek: One. More. Word.

Stiles:

Derek:

Stiles:

Stiles: Gubernatorial- OW!!

[riverroan]

Logan: There is no quiet anymore… There is only Wade Wilson.

[sugarbear2001]

They are so damn freaky

[jasmancer]

I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR NAILS.

[tadhannahj]