#source: wolverine

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Ransik: But I see things a little differently.

Alyssa: Of course you see things a little differently. You don't have depth perception.

Ransik:...Oh. I like her.

[lostdathomirian]

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

[tadhannahj]

[sugarbear2001]

Why are they standing coochie to coochie in front of a burning building? Smh I cant stand them.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

*Y/N and Logan, arguing*

Wade: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Logan: *very much in love with her* WOAH-

Y/N: *very much in love with him* YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE, BUDDY

Wade: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Wade: *To Y/N* Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Wade: *To Logan* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Wade: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Wade: *walks into the kitchen for breakfast* Logan: *affectionately* Hello, you stupid bitch

[incorrect-poolverine-quotes]

Laura: Dude, Dad’s gonna be so mad at you.

Wade: *spraying febreeze* he’s not gonna know.

Laura: no, he’s gonna know as soon as he walks in the house.

Wade: he’s not gonna know.

Logan: *walks in the house*

Logan: Why does it- Wade, what the fuck did you do?

Laura: He was cooking mac & cheese in the microwave and forgot to add the water.

[riverroan]

Logan: There is no quiet anymore… There is only Wade Wilson.

[jasmancer]

I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR NAILS.

[wandasgirlblog]

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE 2024

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Nightcrawler: Wait… you believe me? Wolverine: Bub, you’re one of the few decent people in the world. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds brushed your hair this morning.

[tadhannahj]

gay people can't flirt normally

[sugarbear2001]

They are so damn freaky

[thattripleabattery]

Scott (not knowing Logan’s like 200): so old man, how was the Great Depression

Logan (tired): it was fine

[sporadicallychill]

Logan: Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Peter: Well, you don't have to.

Logan: No, I'm gonna

[incorrect-poolverine-quotes]

Vanessa: this is my boyfriend Wade

Vanessa: and this is Wade’s boyfriend Logan

Vanessa: and this is Logan’s boyfriend Scott

Vanessa: and this is Scott’s wife Jean