#source: the disastrous life of saiki k

[fatherfigurefusion]

(What happens when Whit, Charles, and Teruko get assigned to cook for the rest...)

Whit: (internally monologuing) I guess I would have to make the whole thing my-A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER?!

Teruko: (reading the cookbook) When it says "some butter", that means just one stick, right?

Charles: Wait! Looking at it again, it says "add some melted butter"!

Teruko: (facepalming) It does! Aw, no!

Charles: (confidently) Let's put the whole bowl in the microwave!

Teruko: (putting the bowl in the microwave, smiling) Good save!

Whit: (knowing where this is going to lead) Guys, wait!

Teruko: (confused) Charles. why is it glowing?!

Whit: (panicking) That's a metal bowl!

(BOOM!)

[incorrect-losers]

Stan *stone-faced*: As you can tell by the look on my face I’m anxiously looking forward to it

[kingdokyeom]

Wonu, stone-faced: As you can tell by the look on my face I’m anxiously looking forward to it.

[peppermintfreak]

Capricorn: The scariest thing about these woods is how quickly desperate teenagers hook up.

[incorrectcollectiveassrpgs]

Solaryn: Elwyn! Can you do something for me?

Elwyn: Can you do something for me first? Make a u-turn immediately.

[monakisu]

about saiki kusuo...

he's a leo.

he's incredibly tidy. if his parents leave the house in a mess, he'll complain but proceed to deep-clean it anyways.

he's a stickler for other people's safety. if he notices someone's shoelace is untied, he'll tie it for them, regardless of the circumstances (ie. smack-dab in the middle of a sports game)

on another note, he seems to have a fixation with tying people's shoelaces for them.

he's weak for sweets in general, not just coffee jelly. sweet tooth saiki!

he has a huge soft spot for kids. this probably stems from his failed childhood friendship with akechi.

he's scared of bugs because he can't read their minds. this implies that powerless!saiki might be a lot shyer, more anxious, and even pricklier, since he doesn't know what anybody's thinking.

he's totally a mama's boy. he learned his moral compass from her, does whatever she wants, believes he was born an esper to protect her, etc.

also, the notorious zebra print blazer was because of his mom.

he's so much of a people-pleaser that he'll sacrifice his desire for anonymity and normalcy; he'll insert himself into situations, stalk people, and use his powers even if it means the spotlight will fall on him.

not only is he a people-pleaser, he's a drama queen. he'd rather concoct elaborate plans to avoid somebody instead of simply rejecting them.

he's a one piece fan.

his favorite arcade game used to be whack-a-mole, and he thought destroying all the moles meant he'd won. he was banned because of this.

his glasses are colored glasses from his childhood toy box. wording implies that he's been wearing this same pair his whole life.

he likes baking/cooking, mostly because he gets to eat the sweets that he made. (househusband saiki... heh.)

he smiled a lot more freely as a kid. when he wasn't wearing a dazed expression, he looked like quite the cheerful child.

he helps kaido out with classwork by simply handing him his own work.

he rarely gets sick, and when he does he can cure himself by turning his body into an inferno through pyrokinesis. however, this means he knows next to nothing about medicine.

similarly, he's tragically naïve about the internet.

he's good at singing and likes karaoke (preferably singing by himself).

like kaido, he gets seasick. however, he fervently denies this. he seems to think himself impervious of the maladies regular people suffer from.

he has a bit of a girly run.

he likes using takahashi as a joke. "it's everyone's favorite, takahashi." he also hates takahashi because of his strong resemblance to akechi's childhood bully, takashi.

he likes hot baths.

when he walks home from school, he follows this routine: he stops at the convenience store, picks up coffee jelly, puts it back on the shelf, then continues home. ...incredible. he seems incapable of not staring at any nearby coffee jelly.

he may be willing to downplay his smarts/talents to avoid trouble, but he'll get competitive when he's with akechi or kusuke.

he's hesitant to cause his friends any harm, but will freely maim toritsuka, so long as the damage is immediately reversed.

he won't hesitate with kusuke, though.

lastly, and most importantly:

he's a cutie patootie <3

[kimaisalloren]

Redraw of my favorite chapter art. Except I wanted a creepy vibe and to make it look like inkwash. Original here owo: 👇

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i had one of those dreams where you wake up and forget about it and it turns into a distant memory that you cant tell if it actually happened or was a dream, except it literally was not realistic and it had me taking "saiki k analysis" as a class in college, and it still took me a good hour to think back on it and be like hey... that didnt happen.

[skullswithmarigolds]

~At Saiki's House~

Saiki: *talking about Kuboyasu* I don't want to be his 'boyfriend.'

Aiura: Well babe, what do you want then?

Saiki: *frustrated, leans on the counter* I don't know! I just want to be with him... all the time. *sighing*

Saiki: I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine... I want to hold his hand and kiss his face...

Saiki: *scoffs, but hesitantly* But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend!

[kusuokisser]

ive reached a point in being normal over saiki k where literally. A normal photo of saiki and all his friends will.make me cry upon seeing it. Not even like a sad pic or anything they could be having the time of their lives and id be like 😭😭😭THEY😭😭😭😭FUUUCKKK

[fatherfigurefusion]

Eden: (smiling) What brought you two here?

Whit: (cheerfully, with Charles behind him) I wanted Teruko to come exploring with me and Cha-Cha!

Eden: (excited) Oooh! That's so fun!

Teruko: (deadpan) Uh, yeah. I'm not going.

Eden: (evil face, dragging Teruko down to eye-level) Your best buddies went out of their way to ask you in person! You're going exploring with them, Teruko...

Teruko: (fearing for her life) Oh dear...

[fagitsukareita]

NOW HEAR ME OUT i just think that WHILE kusuke was digging around in toritsuka's head, looking at all that impulsiveness and the honesty that only his little brother manages to force out of this piece of shit, wouldn't it just be SO kusuke to try to turn all those feelings tori has for kusuo back onto him... a little puppy crush, nothing kusuke would ever act on (obviously. he's better than that.). just something to leave tori itchy, to make him stare at kusuo and wonder why those feelings have started to ring unfamiliar, a little deja vu, because i think kusuke does, fundamentally, view tori as just another one of kusuo's toys. and if kusuke can't have what kusuo does, then he has to break it.

[alien-slushie]

Toritsuka: Why are all the hot girls lesbian?!

Rifuta: Why are all the hot girls straight?!

Chiyo: Why are all the hot guys gay?!

Kaido: Why are all the hot guys straight?!

Teruhashi: Why are all the hot people taken?!

Aiura: Everyone is hot, what do I do?!

Saiki: what?

[bbq-potato-chip]

What's your favourite saiki headcannon / fun fact?

im not really a headcannons person (i am not very creative unfortunately T_T) but i a head canon i have is that if (hopefully its more of a when for me at least) he reveals his powers he takes his friends cool places that he wouldnt otherwise like in space and stuff.(letting kaido live out his chunnibiyou dreams lol) i just think it'd be neat ya know? I'm not sure how his powers would make it work out but i think it'd be fun for them to go on sci-fi field trips and stuff

I also think that if he ever did decide to do a power reveal about it too i think he'd have the psy kickers help him out too. Before he was all alone and didnt have anyone else to talk to about his powers (besides his family). and its just like hey you dont have to do this alone? you dont have to be so worried about it? because they already know and try not to make a big deal of it so its like oh yeah. and of course the guys that dont know accept him for that but i think the fact that he has other people supporting him to make that decision is just. really important to me ya know?

[incorrect-fairytail]

Loke, babysitting for Gray & Juvia: Okay Greige, let’s get some ice cream!

Greige: YAY!

Random Royal Army Guy: Hey, is this kid your little brother or something?

Loke: Huh? Oh, nah, I’m babysitting for my friend.

RRAG: Uh-huh, he seems to like you a lot…

Loke: Isn’t that better than the opposite?

RRAG: Hey little buddy, do you know this man?

Greige: YEAH! He’s actually a celestial spirit! Loke the Lion!

RRAG: hmm…13 years on the job and my gut says this is bad.

Loke: GET A NEW JOB!

[no-psi-nan]

Kuniharu defenders during every scene where Kuniharu calls Kusuo a monster to his face and/or tries to hurt him to "establish dominance":

💤 😴 💤 ‼️ oh whoopsies fell asleep a moment there! back to enjoying an amazing dad who is so kind and thoughtful to the son who solves his every problem and keeps him employed! 🥰 so glad that Kuniharu never expresses disbelief at the mere thought of his son being human and that Kuniharu loves Kusuo so much that he was totally up to having that love publicly measured in front of his family 🤗 it's the number that counts, not his actions~ and look how well he gets along with his wife, literally trying to beat the shit out of each other on the very first episode and getting into truly stupid arguments 😍 the part where he blew his ridiculously huge Valentine's budget at the bar getting drunk with the coworkers who abuse him daily was so romantic 💕 need me a man like that! one whose such a great father that both his kids hate themselves and each other and humanity and him! 😁