#source: school for good and evil

[liv45no]

Agatha: *sliding a photo across the table* I need you to shoot this girl in the leg.

Hester: that's a picture of you

Agatha: Tedros and Sophie want me to try zumba.

[oddsapphic]

Dovey : WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?!?!?

Lesso : I may or may not have lightly poked Emma with a knife.

Anenome : YOU STABBED ME!!!

Lesso : No, I lightly poked you with a knife.

[someonefantastic]

the implication in Trial by Magic that the Triad paid for Cole to go through law school instead of forging documents and doing some underhanded stuff to make him an assistant DA is frankly hilarious

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Hester: Bye bye, Anadil Anadil: Bye bye... cutie pie. Hort *mockingly*: "Cutie pie." Hester: Tell no one.

[legolasghosty]

🐑 Alternate Universe- Magic, Mutual Pining, Demonic possession, Furbies

Oh dear...

Alex is attending one of the most prestigious magic academies in the country, on the orders of his parents of course. Even though Laiz Fier Academy reviles even the name of the only type of magic he's ever been good at. His parents swore he'd find another specialty here, and he'd let himself believe them, like the idiot he is. He's scraping by in classes. Barely. At least he's managed to make a couple of friends and figure out how to sneak into the library stacks to find books that will actually help him hone his skills.

However, Alex realizes now there's a reason why it's not recommended to do your first summoning alone. Because, while he does manage to summon a demon, it doesn't exactly end up in the silvery urn he'd laid in the center of the pentagram.

So now he has a talking, demonic Furby to hide. One that, despite its too-wide eyes and disconcertingly smooth voice, Alex thinks he might be developing feelings for.

(Fake fic ask game!)

[the-royal-rot]

Rafal: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Rhian: I see you’re busting out the spring colors.

[incorect-schoolforgoodandevil]

Agatha checking in on Hester and the coven: Why so twitchy witchy?

[school-for-good-and-evil-book]

Agatha: "Jerky" is just a term non-jerks use to bad-mouth innocent jerks.

[tending-the-hearth]

So sorry for the absolute spam of your narnia analyses. If there’s anything else you would like to say on the subject I would be more than happy to read it ☺️

you're fine, lovey!!! i'm honestly super proud of my narnia analyses posts, because they take me quite a while to put together, so i always appreciate people spamming them!!!

god i have a lot of thoughts about how Lucy and Edmund's domains are quite possibly the most important domains out of the four siblings.

like Edmund's woods should be obvious, right?

That was their first environment that they experienced in Narnia, it's where the lamppost is. it's where Lucy reunited with Aslan during "Prince Caspian", it's where the How was tucked away, and being outside is the entire catalyst for all four of the Pevensies coming into Narnia (they were playing outside when the cricket ball got hit into the house and broke the window).

but then you have Lucy's water, her sea.

In their world, the Pevensies live in the city. it's very likely that they weren't able to go to any oceans or beaches much before the war began, and even in the following movies + books, given where they're living, i can't imagine they're having beach vacations very often.

Cair Paravel, their home for so long, is sitting right up against Lucy's sea. It's where Aslan disappears to. The water is where Peter faces his fears against Maugrim and his seconds in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", it's where they meet Trumpkin in "Prince Caspian", it's where Lucy faces her own darkness during "Dawn Treader".

During "Prince Caspian", when they return to Narnia, Lucy is the first to react. They're right beside her domain, her sea, so of course she's the first one to egg her siblings into the water. The water is what defeats the Telmarine army, despite their disbelief.

"Dawn Treader", Lucy and Edmund's final journey in Narnia, takes place entirely on Lucy's sea. The water constantly guides Lucy, the naiads clearly have a close relationship with her if they are trying to warn her, and Aslan's country is literally located behind a wave.

Then you have Lucy and Edmund themselves, and their connections to the two domains.

We see how much Lucy loves the woods, how deeply she's connected to the trees, just as much as Edmund is connected to his woods.

And we see how at home Edmund is on the water, how it's easy for him to maneuver the ship's rigging during that final battle, how easy it is for him to fight on a moving ship.

i just have a lot of emotions and thoughts about Lucy and Edmund being so deeply connected to each other's domains, to the point where newcomers to Narnia never truly know which domain belongs to which younger sibling

also there's something to be said about water representing rebirth, and while i usually try not to get into Christian symbolism during my analysis posts for Narnia, water is used in baptism to purify and adopt newcomers into the faith, and so Lucy being the sibling with the most faith in Aslan vs. Edmund being the one with the least faith until he reconciles with Lucy and their final adventure completely involving water that also ends up changing Eustace and strengthening his own belief in Aslan and in Narnia.

[sge-witchery]

Who would win?

[leatherbookmark]

i had op blocked so ray’s rebloggathon was tragically Absent from my dash but now that i caught up, *hyeju voice* el oh el

[oddsapphic]

Dovey: Wait a minute, what are you doing?

Lesso: *in bed sick* I think I'm dying

Lesso: But then again this 104 fever maybe clouding my judgement.

[saveme-storybrooke-potc]

Sophie: I like how your ears turn red when you're embarrassed. Hort: I like how you always get whipped cream on your nose when you eat a sundae. Sophie: I like how that lock of hair falls across your forehead at such an adorably perfect angle. Castor: Oh, Sophie, I love the way your kidneys work. Oh, Hort, your toenails grow with such amazing symmetry.

[marlshroom]

came to the fucked up realization after finishing gravity falls again last night the parallels of the dream bubble bill made for mabel and the literal state of delusion he keeps himself in.

in the book of bill on the page where bill cipher describes how he figured out a way to manipulate her into giving him the rift, it says:

"Summers ending, my guy. Ending to death, bro. She'd do anything to make it last just a day longer. Probably something RASH and OUT OF CHARACTER, even!"

as we know, mabel cannot handle the fact that she will be growing up. that the relationship with her brother is going to change. she is scared of high school.

bill then says "That was it. She'd never make a deal with me. But she'd make a deal with someone she believed could give her more time. The dream was done. I had her."

bill then creates the dream bubble for mabel, he makes every one of her dreams come true, a place where time is still and she can be a kid forever. a lie so great that she wont have to face the truth.

in journal 3 on one of the pages bill is writing in code, we see this:

[ID: "I ask you, why must[should] time only move forward? Why must cause preceded effect. Who voted on the law of physics."]

my friend helped me break down what bill means by this:

why can we only move forward in the 4th dimension of time. why does something have to make another thing happen, why must cause come before the effect. why cant you move backwards, in the other direction, change the decisions youve made.

how interpret this is bill asking why he is not able to back and stop what he did to his family. he says to ford that he tried and failed to undo the past.** why did him wanting people to acknowledge his advantages instead of suppress him lead to the destruction of his whole dimension?

**(i just want to point out that this is probably the time where bill is the MOST open to anybody, or at least the first. to his henchmaniacs he had been telling them that he liberated his dimension until the oracle discovered the truth. here, to ford, he got so much closer to telling the truth. he SHOWS ford the last atoms of his world. he says that it was destroyed by a monster, not that it was liberated! destroyed)

back to when bill says "I had her" about mabel, he had her cause he knew exactly what needed to happen to trap mabel in a delusion because it is exactly what he is doing to himself. creating a fake narrative of what happened to him, that he was vindicated in killing his whole dimension. only ever doing exactly what he wants because confronting the truth is too scary for him(good fucking lord). the morality page offers good insight into this too.

i am actually just going to quote the whole page and highlight the important part. it speaks for itself really

"THE POINT IS it's[morality] is a very flexible concept! But parents and presidents don't want you to know that, because then you might start asking other questions, like who put them in charge, anyway? So they cram your brain full of guilt and regrets for transgressing the laws that they just made up(the laws that they made to prevent the destruction of their dimension, regardless of if the law + the wrongful medication of a fucking baby triangle did any good to actually prevent it). Wouldn't it be nice if you could put all that baggage down? Quell the shame that follows you everywhere for a lifetime of crimes? MAKE THE SCREAMS FINALLY STOP? The good news is you CAN silence that annoying voice, and here's how!

DENIAL

Works 100% of the time in every situation. What you you mean there are people who disagree? I can confidently say there aren't!

RATIONALIZATION

If you can do it, you can justify it! "Truth" is open-source code and anyone can edit it anytime! Want to be like me? List 3 "evil" things and then 3 "reasons why they're actually good." You'll be rationalizing like Bill in no time!

DETACHMENT

Did you know 100% of your human cells die and are replaced every 7 years? That means that anything you did 7 years ago wasn't even you-it was some dead loser! You can't be held accountable for what a dead person did! What? You think this is just another form of rationalization? I DENY THAT!

THE BILL CIPHER DECISION METHOD!

Working over the eons, the voices in my head teamed up and worked out a foolproof method for making any decision in any situation.

DO WHATEVER I WANT."

ooooooooooooooooooh boy.

he is fully admitting here that he is living in a completely different really in order to justify doing whatever he wants. he gives mabel the tools to deny, to rationalize, to detach herself from the reality of it all. that time has to move forward. and he thinks it will work because it worked on himself.

but it doesn't work on mabel because she understands that she needs other people. shes vunerable, she lets people in, admits when shes wrong. and bill cant do that because it would destroy the fantasy he's created for himself.

[the-royal-rot]

Rafal: He died of natural causes, I promise.

Rhian: Rafal, You pushed him off a cliff because he was within 6 miles of me.

Rafal: Gravity is natural.

[incorect-schoolforgoodandevil]

Sophie: There’s not much to tell

Forgettable sex, only five or six casualties, a fling.