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Nick: *angry* You -

Nick: *turns to Schmidt* How much money would I have to put in the swear jar if I said- *whispers word in Schmidt's ear*

Schmidt: Oh, that'll cost you at least twenty dollars.

Nick: *digs in pocket and pulls out a rock, a button and a crumpled lolly wrapper*

Nick: I can't afford that.

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Stiles: I’m glad I didn’t send any drunk texts last night.

Derek: You did.

Stiles: What?

Derek: You sent me a text that said “If you ever want your dick sucked, I’d gladly volunteer.”

Stiles: Oh, that wasn’t a drunk text.

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Agent McCall: You’re telling me, a deadly supernatural predator who wouldn’t hesitate to kill threatened you, and you...

Stiles: I married him.

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Alfred: *fighting with Herbert* Bite me!

Herbert: *raises an eyebrow in surprise*

Alfred: *instantly regrets his choice of words*

Herbert: *saunters forward, pulling Alfred close and kissing his neck*

Alfred: That wasn't what I meant but, please, don't stop

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Peter: Am I a bad boy?

Stiles: Yes, you have been bad.

Peter: Oh yeah? How bad have I been?

Stiles: You’ve been a fucking nightmare to be honest.

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Lydia: Stiles?

Stiles: Yeah?

Lydia: Why are you handcuffed to the radiator?

Stiles: I threatened to kill someone, so Derek cuffed me to the radiator to stop me.