#mod herbles

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Alfred: *running away from Herbert* you can't catch me gay thoughts!!!

Herbert: *appearing in front of him* excuse me??

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Herbert: I know this is random but Dom or Sub?

Alfred: I guess Domino's. I don't go to Subway that much. Don't know why you'd put them in the same category.

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Herbert: I win!

Alfred: What? I have you pinned to the ground!

Herbert: Exactly.

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Alfred: *fighting with Herbert* Bite me!

Herbert: *raises an eyebrow in surprise*

Alfred: *instantly regrets his choice of words*

Herbert: *saunters forward, pulling Alfred close and kissing his neck*

Alfred: That wasn't what I meant but, please, don't stop

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Alfred: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Herbert: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Magda: Herbert, it's a fucking cookie.

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Alfred: I'm kinda cold.

Herbert: Here, have my jacket.

Sarah: ...I'm cold, too.

Herbert: Well, damnit, Sarah! I can't control the weather.

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Alfred: I miss talking to you

Herbert: I would miss talking to me too. I'm fabulous.

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Chagal: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Magda: Not as much as this conversation.

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Sarah: *sneezes*

Krolock, from the roof: Bless you

Sarah: God?

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Alfred: In light of everything you've done for me, you can hug me for 4 to 5 seconds.

Herbert: 45 SECONDS?!

Alfred: NO! 4 TO 5 SECONDS!

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Alfred: I still can't believe you broke into a pet store.

Herbert: I thought the puppies might be lonely...

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Herbert: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for "disappointment"

Alfred: *sad* Sarah

Herbert:

Herbert: It fits

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Herbert: *stumbles and falls*

Herbert: FORGET ABOUT ME FATHER! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF-

Krolock: Get up Herbert

Herbert: AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU

Krolock: Seriously Herbert, get up

Herbert: ...Fine

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Alfred: Guess what I'm sending you

Herbert: Is it nudes ;)

Alfred: *closes 5 different tabs of cats knocking things off tables* Uh, y-yeah..

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Herbert: I didn't drink that much last night.

Magda: You were flirting with Alfred

Herbert: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Magda: you asked him if he was single...

Herbert:

Magda: and cried when he said he wasn't.

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Herbert: I guess I'm just too tough to cry

Magda: Just today you were crying about snakes

Herbert: *crying* THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS