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Dave: this is my impression of a guy whose been in two relationships
Dave: so theres twwo types of wwomen
#submission#source: Benny Feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dave strider#eridan ampora#mod terezi#eridan be like: getting some real first wwoman vibes from this second wwoman
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[Image ID and source: Tweet from Benny Feldman (@feldfrog) reading:
Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are courage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy
/end ID]
#laugh rule#funny#complicity#this little piggy#this little piggy is going to the market#I took a class called#the body in east asia#we actually only focused on three countries#but it was fascinating#she started off the class with a word cloud of every body part we could think of as part of a phrase#i ramble in the tags
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Stand Up Comedian With Tourettes Doesn & # 039; t Let It Stop Him
Stand Up Comedian With Tourettes Doesn & # 039; t Let It Stop Him
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Jane: I have an angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. And I have a devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. And I have a rat on my head teaching me to cook. :B
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jane crocker#mod terezi#shouldn't the devil be on the left shoulder due to historical connotations of left-handedness being wicked?#the latin word for left is sinister come on
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Roxy: if me n all my friends were at the bottom of a mountain worshipping a golden calf and then some old guy came down off the mountain and was liek: “hey how about instead heres a bunch of rules.” id be like no thank you
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#roxy lalonde#mod terezi#roxy gets it
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Dirk: If you cut off a chicken’s head it can still walk around for a few minutes before dying. If you cut off a chicken’s legs, it cannot.
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dirk strider#mod terezi#well that's morbid and i love it
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Jake: I love going to a butterfly pavilion but i dont live near one so i just go to the local park and hang out in the wasp gazebo.
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jake english#mod terezi#a lovely place to spend the day
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Poppop Crocker, doing standup: every seven teen years we have one of those summers where there’s millions of cicadas, why is that the only bug that does that? imagine if we had a summer where there were millions of leaf bugs, i’d be like “what is this, autumn?” :B
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#poppopp crocker#Mod Nepeta#//that would actually be horrific#this is why i dont go outside
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Jade: i hate when it rains and all the worms come out of the mud because it takes FOREVER for me to put them all back!! :(
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jade harley#mod terezi#now that you have space powers this process should be exponentially easier
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Jade: lately ive been squashing all the catterpillars that have been eating my garden cause i want it to look nice for when the butterflies arrive :)
#submission#source: benny feldman#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#jade harley#mod terezi#jade nooooo the consequences!!!!
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