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[incorrectrealmsquotes]

Vinca: Bad News - Quintas locked her keys inside her house. Vinca: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Vinca: Bad News - Quintas finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people. Vinca: Good News - A hot person saw me do it. Vinca: Bad News - It was Altævo, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

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[incorrectavengersalliance]

[incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes]

Kotaro: “This is going to be so fucking efficient.”

Kotaro: *Proceeds to spray Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and coughs his guts out when it blows back in his face

[incorrect-resident-evil-quotes]

Piers: My captain, who is a grown man responsible for our whole squad, just whispered “Oh this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Hawks: Endeavor, who is a grown man with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

[incorrect-kfc-gang-quotes]

My sibling, who is in highschool and about to graduate, just whispered, “Oh, this is gonna be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreeze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough their guts out when it blew back in their face.

Frisk, about Kris

[incorrect-7kpp-quotes]

MC: Bad News, Jasper locked the keys inside the building

MC: Good News, we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith

MC: Bad News, Jasper finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls

MC: Good News, a cute girl saw me do it

MC: Bad news, it was Avalie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows

[incorrectchampionsquotes]

Amadeus: Bad news: Scott locked his keys inside the building.

Amadeus: Good news: We didn't need to wait around for a locksmith.

Amadeus: Bad news: Kamala finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Amadeus: Good news: A cute girl saw me do it.

Amadeus: Bad news, it was Viv, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.