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[soopiroth]

CG and Regressor (Flip) Kuja HCs! x Reader!

(Oh, boy. This is a long one. But hey! It's my first agere HC post! I'm excited!)

When Regressing

Kuja didn't know about regression until you presented the concept to him. He found it intriguing...

...because he sort of just spawned in the form he is now. He's always been an adult. He was never a child, and this has led to him being rather emotionally stunted.

During FF9, I think he'd regress initially to try and achieve Trance state, something he can't do. But if it's postgame, he regresses to try and experience the childhood he didn't have.

He's clueless as a regressor, and needs a lot of help to regress initially. (He kind of hates that, at first. He's a bit too prideful to want help, but he accepts it, because it's you.)

He easily slips out of regression, but he gets better over time.

He loves to be spoiled with affection and your time, and doesn't particularly care for being spoiled with things, because he can already indulge himself on his own. That's not to say he's objecting to toys, though...

He wants lots of guidance and instruction when regressed. Please give him routines and rules.

A very stubborn regressor, in spite of needing structure. If he doesn't want to do something, even if it'll be good for him, he'll vehemently object. He needs his autonomy, to some degree.

He wants to be in charge and not in charge simultaneously. It's a very finicky balance to attain with him, especially early on, when you're still figuring it out. The best practice is to let him initiate things and proceed to guide him through them or go along with them. Let him bring up the subject first, so to speak.

He especially likes having his hair brushed or stroked, snuggles, and anything of the sort.

He also likes being read to and reading scripts with you. He'll act out a whole play with you. This eventually leads to him dabbling into pretend play with absurdly in-depth lore.

He struggles to identify his emotions and this frustrates him to no end when regressed. Expect an upset - it overwhelms him in a way it doesn't when he isn't regressed.

Not one for playing by himself because he doesn't really know how to. He loves playing with you, though.

Not prone to calling his CG a parental nickname. Probably more apt to call his CG something more along the lines of a diminutive version of their name.

As he gains more experience regressing, he finds it less of a frustrating struggle filled with pent-up energy and something deeply comforting. He only wishes he had a childhood like this.

As A CG

He has no clue how to deal with children, but he at least knows how to deal with you... so that's a start, right?

He adores spoiling you. You will be a little in the lap of luxury.

A master of coaxing. Don't want to eat your food when you really ought to? He'll convince you to, even if it means feeding you. Too stubborn to take a potty break? Now, now, we don't want to ruin those lovely clothes, do we? "Not tired?" Just look at those sleepy eyes. You're about to yawn. The blankets call you.

He doesn't really know how to play. If you want to play, he'll be following along with a lot of confusion. He'll bring in realistic elements to your fantasy pretend game... which is great if you're the sort of little who wants political drama in their game of castle, but, if you don't, you're going to be having a bit of a struggle.

Takes to the "being in charge" role easily, but not so much the part involving actual caretaking. You'll have to be clear about what you want, at least while he's still getting a hold on it all.

He will do just about anything for you if you so wish… even if he's sort of just along for the ride. (It's a strange vulnerability for him to not be the one masterminding it… but he will go with your whims, because you're you.)

When you don't have anything in mind, he'll take charge in deciding a few activities he sees fit, if he can think of them. Keeping you entertained is... not something he had prepared for in the slightest, but, you're just full of surprises, aren't you? He can't complain, he said he would care for you and he's doing his best.

Just like when he's regressed, he likes to read, but this time, he's reading to you. He'll gently recite poems as you drift off to sleep.

He likes to dazzle you with simple feats of magic he once did as party tricks when hanging about amongst nobility at galas and the like.

If you're clingy while regressed, he absolutely basks in the affection and closeness.

He's super fond of pet names for you. "Little canary" might be an apt one.

TL;DR: Kuja's inexperienced at regressing and caregiving but he's learning to love it.

[adhdo5]

hey in soupcanon, did u know, alison is being pursued by the duke of hell bael, romantically, because she did something smart and it made him fall in love. so. black queen be like: please dont tell me hes outside the window throwing rocks and playing n-sync again-

AASJKHJASF OH NO 

Alison deserves one (1) timeline where she w i ns–

[soopiroth]

hi!

Howdy hey! I'm Soup (he/him), at least, I am on this blog! You might know me by another name, but I ask that you call me Soup when you're interacting publicly with this blog. I'm an age regressor with a bit of a babysitter-big bro/flip streak for those who I care about. My big age is 18, and I'm a trans male (with a bunch of layers that I needn't explain here, LOL). This blog's mostly just a plethora of regression reblogs, but I also do a bit of original posting! My regressed age mindset varies greatly and slides around everywhere, so I don't label it most of the time.

This is a SFW, non-kink blog! I kindly request that kink/fetish/NSFW accounts and those who want to sexualize my posting do not interact, but I've got the block button anyways so I'll live if someone trips up or doesn't see this. I also ask that RPF blogs do not interact. I block pretty freely, so don't take it personally if I block you - it might just be that you've posted a lot of a fandom I don't want to see when I'm browsing the sfw agere tag, or something like that.

Sometimes I reblog from non-agere accounts because they make posts that would be bangers in the agere scene but I don't really check if they've got NSFW or not so browse non-agere blogs I reblog with caution!

This is a sideblog. I follow from my main account, which I'll provide to you if I want to follow you. I always ask before following agere accounts!

This blog may contain swear words!

I'm not seeking a random CG I don't know, nor am I seeking to babysit/be a CG for someone I don't know.

I'm currently down to take requests for FF7 character headcanons! I might also be willing to try Metal Gear Solid 1 or 2 headcanons! I don't do moodboards upon request but I can probably be nudged into inspiration? I dunno on that last one.

(current) Tag Guide:

#soopiroth original - any of my original posts!

#super tips with soup - advice and guides for the little (or big) ones!

#soup fm agere radio - song suggestions that are bangers whether you're regressed or not

#soup boards - moodboards and the like

#soupcanons - headcanons and the like

#soopirespond - answered asks!

#soup's vault - anything I'm saving for later, especially stuff I requested!

#nab - "not agere (originally) but," aka posts that aren't by agere bloggers but feel very agere to me!

ICON CREDIT: edits by deesblanketfort

FLAG IN ICON CREDIT: flag by beachreg

That's all for now. Bye!