#soulsmas

[vitorofthescaleless]

T'was the night before Soulsmas, and all through the land, not a creature was stirring, especially the Brigand. All the stockings were hung by the hearth with care, with Gwyndolin being careful as not to singe off her hair. All through the Archives the Channelers were running, for Santa's great sack Seath the Scaleless was gunning. If you're dismayed by the way that was said, cheer up good fellow it's all in your head. The old dragon Seath, clever as ever, would set a trap for the old geezer no matter the weather. "All those gifts will be mine, an endless resource, immortality assured with absolutely no remorse!" Was something he'd say, if he actually can talk, we'll never know to this day. So Hollow by Hollow were placed by the chimney and its fire, rigged with black fire bombs to be the old saint's funeral pyre. Such an artifact of power and items will surely survive explosions galore, Seath's mad thoughts would quite insanely implore. A mad plan indeed as found in a commode, who'd think to capture Santa in a way he'd explode?

Along came the night the old dragon did wait, the thought of the goodies made him salivate. A jingle on the roof and a slip down the stack, the fuse was lit and he'd have the old sack! Again if you're worried how that's displayed, your train of thought leaves something to say. Down with a thud came the jolly old man, then cacophonous explosion lit him just as planned! With a great furor he slid down the stairs, only to find an angry Gwyn in his crosshairs. "You foolish oaf, you giant git, you tried to set me on fire, now THAT's quite a sin!" Seath was perplexed at the sight with great pain, he had used up all the smarts that were there in his brain! "You nambling ninny, you sodding old goat! I'M Santa Claus, you unclever stoat! I visit the homes of all good boys and girls, leaving behind presents all over the world! I came to see you, but the sight makes me puke, a trap set for Santa, by Gwyn's only Duke!" Seath bowed his head unsure what to say, he'd made a fool of himself this cold Soulsmas day. Gwyn heaved with a sigh and in a move he'd resent, held out a box, a singular present. Seath clapped his hands and tendrils with glee, "What did you get for little old me?" Inside was a paper neatly pink and carefully folded, that somehow survived the fireplace that'd exploded. It read as thus: "For being such a dimwitted liar, pack up your bags because you are fired!" So Seath learned a lesson on this Soulsmas day, when Gwyn comes to visit, revenge he will pay! For every lit fuse, for every bomb left exploded, if you stick to your wicked ways your head will be imploded! Out of the Archives and into the street, did Seath slither out on his not quite feet. "Now what to do and where are my manners, as a true Christmas Gift, the Archives will be run by the Channelers!" So now you see why Seath isn't here, he was fired by Gwyn one Soulsmas year. Wrapped up with a bow that couldn't be neater, here's a free silly not quite true backstory for your old Channeler, Vitor. Merry Christmas/Xmas and all in between, for holidays most cheery and years yet to be seen!

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

On the twelfth day of Soulsmas, the Lord of Cinder gave to me... twelve DLC woes, eleven long-ass ladders, ten fetch quest items, nine beasts a-biting, Eight Patches trolling, Seven cliffs to fall from, Six suits of armour, Fiiiiiive sunken kings, Four Lord souls, Three new OCs, Two OP bosses, And a branch picked from an erdtree~

Posted with permission of @justbabyme, @redsixwing, @hunteralienperson and @waking-ophanophore who wrote this song in our Soulsborne server together.

[nazrigar]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 2018 everyone!

I hope you all are having a great day.

[apolloette]

Merry Dark Soulsmas to all of the gamers out there

[berenikecalvin]

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[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

Soulsmas!

Merry Yurtmas, from the Christmas Chief Aka the picture that nobody asked for

[falteringknightgervais]

-gift box full of humanity sprites was set next to him during night-

He looked at the package with some concern. How had they found him? Why? And how we’re there so many of such a valuable resource? It couldn’t have been Eva, for she was still in self-imposed isolation. Even if she wasn’t, she was not yet strong enough to gather THIS much. Likewise, he had his doubts Keith could be behind this. Besides, the boy would likely have wanted to stick around. He turned the box around in his hands, trying to figure out who handled this thing. Bees? Probably not Carnell, the box hadn’t held any nasty surprises. But who else knew of this place? Was this from the same sender who gifted him those strange books? But then, where were the feathers. …Where had the humanity even come from…? Other less fortunate undead or found scattered about Lordran? How odd. And concerning. Useful certainly, but deeply concerning.

[harveys-tower-of-flan-blog1-blog]

A Holiday messages to all you Souls fans

You may or may not know that Christmas has its origins in sun worship. Druids would praise the Sun at Stonehenge and other sites during the winter solstice ( 21st December ) each year. The Catholic Church then tied in this worship with the birth of Christ, in the hope of converting Sun worshippers to the Church. I propose that Christmas be renamed Praise the Sun day, or Soulsmas ( further suggestions welcome ). Please, join me in remembering the Sun Bros of old by spreading the word in your community. A message from a fellow Dark Souls fan, Praise the Sun.

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Merry Soulsmas fellow headcanon enjoyers! Please don't forget to fill my inbox.

[kirk-knight-of-thorns-blog]

Christmas Kirk

[the-bitch-who-made-god-cum]

To those who it may concern

First of all , merry Christmas and happy holidays. I hope you guys are doing well. I'm doing OK myself but that is unimportant I wanted to talk about a fun thing I'm doing for my art progression / practice. I did this last year but many of you probably don't remember. I'm doing a week of soulsmas drawings. Thus is where I draw a souls series character or boss everyday for a week. I did this last year but I was way worse than I am now. I think it will show self improvement and serve to motivate me as well as be fun. If anyone here cares I'm starting it this Sunday and it ends next Sunday. I will be using the tag #Soulsmas so if anyone cares you can check it out. If not that's fine too. If you guys care to let me know what you think. Alright that's it. Goodbye for now.