#souls boil at 712°C

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penismuncher24 was slain by The Nightmare Worm.

penismuncher24: NOOOOOOO

breadus: NOOOOOO rip

penismuncher24: man i was so close to beating him too he had like a tiny sliver of health left

penismuncher24: alright i think i'm gonna head out for the night. hopefully i'll beat him tomorrow

breadus: alright cya, nice playing with ya

penismuncher24 left the game.

breadus has unlocked the achievement Final Farewell! [-]

Say a final goodbye to a friend.

breadus: wait what

breadus: what does that mean?

breadus: i didn't even know that was in the game what?

breadus: what do you mean final goodbye

penismuncher24 has unlocked the achievement Sweet Irony! [-]

Die in real life the same way you last died in-game.

breadus: WHAT.

breadus: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN.

breadus: WAIT

breadus: THE NIGHTMARE WORM????

breadus has unlocked the achievement Say Goodnight! [-]

Get chosen as The Nightmare Worm's next victim.

breadus: WHAT

breadus: WHAT

breadus: WHAT

breadus: WHAT

breadus: WHAT

breadus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

breadus: what was that

breadus: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

breadus: OH FUCK

breadus has unlocked the achievement Sweet Irony! [+]

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ok guys i'm posting my savefile for all to access so now anyone load up a copy and play my life. mod it, break it, do a genocide run idc go wild with it. have fun

[704s_real_life_savefile_.txt] ↓

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Travel Tip!

If you bring illegal contraband or illicit substances into the airport, they will bring out cool dogs for you to pet, free of charge!

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The idea that "Humans are persistence hunters" is actually a myth. Humans actually evolved this way so that they would follow mysterious animals in the woods trying to lure them to their magical destiny.

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Fun Fact! At times you may see birds pecking at the ground seemingly at random despite there being nothing there and assume the bird is simply stupid. This is actually not the case! Birds do this as a clever form of RNG Manipulation to change the bug spawns of the next cycle to something more desirable!

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hey tumblr how do i- ouSHIT (i stub my toe and take 1 damage, tipping my HP below the 50% mark and causing me to enter my second phase, in which i am tinted red and my attacks leave lingering hazards)

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Real Life UPDATE 2022.7 Patch Notes - Buffs for Queer People during Wrath Month

• All queer attacks cause chain explosions that deal True Damage

Look forward to next month's update, in which we will be adding Gender Bose-Einstein Condensate!