#soryr . normal . sorry .

[malwarechips]

i love you hunter expansion mod i love ytou hunter expansion mdo I LOVE YOU HUNTER EXPANSION M

(i want to emphasise that these are not my art these are from the hunter expansion mod. play it. play it. play it. pl

[butchdykekondraki]

theyre literally in love with eachother . if you care

[kanenites]

bad idea to look in the vessel tag on here . <- faggot

[mrgladstonegander]

i love solitary of a four leaf clover but i have such mixed feelings on the sequal. like yess give us sympathetic gladstone but make him a jerk. NOOOO GIVE HIM CONSEQUENCES!!!

MY GIRL PRISCILLA YOU CAN GET MAD!!!!!!!! GIRL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! join the other gals that dropped gladstone please. please girl.

[prayers-to-hyliarceus]

Musharna mail for Zelda! A nightmare.

You are six years old, in your normal royal blue dress, skipping about the halls of the castle and waving to the guards, who smile back and bow. There are... less than usual in this part of the wing. Odd. You slow down when you reach a corridor that is nearly empty, but you just begin to mill about in your own thoughts instead.

That is, until you see Lady Urbosa walking out from the corner, with her head tilted down and her bent fingers pressed against her mouth. She looks like she's thinking extremely hard.

"Urbosa!" you call, and she looks up with a start. Her lips hesitate for a moment before curling up into a small smile. She rushes over to you, and that's when you realize that Mother is not with her. Also odd. Whenever Urbosa visits, she's always with Mother.

So you ask, "Where is Mother?"

Her smile falls, and something twists inside your stomach. She struggles to speak. That's... really odd.

"She, ah..." She glances around for a second. "She has... fallen ill."

You blink with surprise. "O--Oh. When will she feel better? Can I see her?"

"Soon, I hope. She... She is busy, right now. So neither of us can see her." Urbosa is much quieter than usual. "I'm sorry, little bird, I don't mean to scare you."

"I--It's alright," you say with a smile, but it wavers. Oh, whatever. You two can still go to the library. But... still... why won't they let you see Mother?

The next day, when Urbosa leaves for Gerudo Town, you quickly find out that she lied to you. It's the first time you see Mother since she fell ill, and she keeps coughing blood and her voice is shaky and she can't even hold you or get up from under the blankets because she is so weak, so you have to clamber onto her lap by yourself (and this bed is tall). Her eyes are constantly half-lidded so that she never looks fully awake. You think she's always about to cry when she looks at you, but you don't know why. You're always about to cry when you look at her. You hate that.

"When will you get better?" It's a stupid question, even though Mother always tells you that there's no such thing as a stupid question.

"Tell me," you say again, desperately, when she doesn't respond. "Tell me you'll be better."

"I...." Her mouth remains open as she tries to continue. "I love you, my darling. I love you so much, no matter what." That isn't related. "You will have Urbosa, and your father." Just tell me. "...When I'm not there."

You stay stock still, small hands curling into fists. Mother brushes a strand of hair out of your face, and you know you shouldn't hug her when she's like this but you can't help yourself and wrap your arms around her. She hugs back, too, and rubs the weakest circles on your back that she ever has in your life, but it's gentle, and soothing.

No, you can't. You can't cry, you can't cry, you can't.

But you hear Mother, Mother of all people, give an almost silent, choked sob, and the tears burst from your eyes. There's... there's no one here, you think, and besides, you cry quietly and your face is buried in Mother's chest.

She can't leave you. She's your mother. You'll cling to her as tightly as you need to so it's impossible for her to go.

nononononononononoosont go sont gondont go dont go please pleas eplease pelase

Little bird?

nononon o

hey, Zelda, we're here.

We're here.

imsorr ys im soryr im osryr im so sosryr im sorry ims srory mother please dont leave me odnt leave

We will never leave you.

im sorry ims oryr yorue all i have

It's okay. You don't need to apologize.

i cant breath e come abck i miss you s omcuh please

[awesamcozy]

sorry that was mean i did not mean that. but it’s time for the big chop i fear soryr i did not mean that either

IM SO NORMAL LOOKING I PTOMISE PLESWPLEASE OLEASS

[kof-xiii]

SORRY sorry soryr alll i can think about is botw/totk rn im normal istg

[kidfoundonstreets]

i tthink an ahhse trip almost fall over! wilardo catch just in time, grab by skirt. when an ahse skirt even touched, and ahhse very very nervous doesn’t want to expose fmeorooal attryery? woukd rather trip and fall so embarrass than touched skirt?

ahhse psuh hand off reflex oww!! hit floor ahshe syaing soryr sorry ahaha wialod bruh.. ahshe when skirt caught on something mild panic?? tyring looking normal but sweating if pull skirt then skirt ripped but if not pull then it stayign there. aan ahse curisng self cursing random hole in wall whajt if fallijg down tripping the ahse hyolding skirt in very tight balls in fists so eveyrhting else injured but sdkirt? claire helpignheleping noo ahse!! ahse syaing i was spigngning..

[youmustfixyourheartt]

soryr..being normal about wilbur soot in all black...yeah its gonna take allday...sorry

[gaymooshroom-archive]

i need to speak to tommy. i need to see tommy. i miss tommy. i need to see him. i need to see him. all of this has happened. he was... i need to see him. i’m going to -- what’s it called? logstedshire. i’m going -- i need to see tommy. i’m sure he misses me as much as i do him. i hope he’s alright. i haven’t seen him for quite a while. what the hell is this? see, wilbur’s saying hi to him. so, yeah. lets go... yeah. yeah! yeah. lets go! lets go see tommy. i assume he hasn’t moved from his place. i assume he’s in literally the same place he’s always been. so... lets go. yeah, lets go see him! i’m excited! i haven’t been this excited in quite a while actually! i really do hope he’s okay. i was quite worried. i’d see his stream titles in my notification box. “alone”? stuff like that. i don’t -- i really hope he’s okay. oh! there’s two portals now. oh, that’s interesting. it’s this path, isn’t it? these paths both go to the same place? it’s weird how the arrow’s just gone. yeah, he’s on. he’s on the server. he’ll probably be here. yeah these paths do luckily go to the same place. this one... a little bit more... a little bit more well-built than that one. but hey, tommy loves making paths. literally all he -- he spends the majority of the time making some sort of railway or path connection system. he literally made them all over l’manburg. underneath, above ground, all of that. awesome. why is there another -- why is there two portals? what the hell. what the -- what the hell?? what? is this -- does he have a tent still -- wheres the tent? what? what’s going on here? what is gone -- what is -- what is this? what is this pillar? why is it all blown up? what did he -- no. surely not. 

[one-way-dream]

augh

[lostmyspark]

You're my twin flame and I still feel you burning

I will always love you and remember you in the best light. You will always be my best friend and have a place in my heart. I really do hope you're happy and you find everything you're looking for. We can both be normal and okay on our own, like you said. I'm sorry I've been struggling with letting go and letting you move on that was shitty unfair of me. I'm sorry I didn't let this be a clean break like it should have been.

I never seem to know when to stop pushing until it's too late. I'm so fucking sorry I couldn't be normal about this before but I'm gonna be better now



Goodbye Darlings

[sleaterkinnie]

everyone is like “wow imagine youre at your friends dads show and he starts moaning” IMAGINE YOU ARE HER. i would i would be humiliated i would be dying i would be throwing up like oh my god im so sorry i dont know why he did that i promise hes normal im so soryr

[gayspock]

ok enterprise eppy 1 liveblog

awwhrhh awwww. awhehhghhgh. aweehhghghgh. aowow. sorry. yeah ehrm well im scared of archer fyi but this little intro with a crumb of archer is really rather darling ... i love a little gent who makes model ships. you cant get much better than that. shame he becomes scott bakula but what can you do

Omg...t he like quality of this is also really disconcerting . hewwo. its like theres different freaking camera angles for reals. madness.

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NOOOOO NOT A SILLY PUTTY BEASTS... HANG ON DIDNT I MAKE A POST AND PEOPLE WARNED ME ABOUT THEM. OH GOODNESS ME

bro why did you shoot my friend. my friend the klin- FTHE UFKCING INTRO I ALREADY KNOW THIS...

IM GOING TO VOM MAYBE.

CAUSE IVE GOT FAITH. OF THE HEART. IM GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME. IVE GOT F

also i dont want to be unfair to enterprise but i am going in with reservations bc i know, like, some vague ongoings with it that make me raise an eyebrow and i am sorta going in this antiicpating taking the piss a BIT more than with others, and i will say love the intro i dont care i love the song the lyrics so funny BUT the visuals are also making me freaking piss myself im so sory.... this is so early 2000s american core...

i cant tell the men apart yet.. thats one of the white blokes.

mister archer isnt AS scary with this little supernatural getup. sorry to call it a supernatural getup. sorry. early 2000s white man core. aesthetic. whatever. sorryyyyyy. stupid brown coat and jeans that are melting on the body.

be quiet archer.

ARCHER..... DO NOT......

LEAVE MY FRIEND THE KLINGON ALONE.... MANS GOT SHOT. GET OUT OF THERE ITS QUITE RUDE...

hes britissh

why did no one put a tw: british cunt on this fucking sh-

WAIT NO SOMEONE TOLD ME MALCY MOO WAS BRITISH BUT STILL FUCKING. THAT ACCENT. SCARY. WHY CANT THEY EVER JUST BE NORMAL BRITISH.

i like travis he's cute isnt he

you are all being so freaking mean to the vulcans. i'll kill you- wait---- HI PORIYHTOOOSSOSO HI PUPPY HI BABYYYYY AWWW MWAH MWAH WHOS A GOOD LITTLE BABY BOO.....

i like phlox hi phlox isnt phlox quite lovely

archer do not look at his feet youfreak.

PHLOX'S SMSIELELELLELEE

HE SAID: :>

HE SAID THAT

HE SAID ^v^ he said THAT

can everyone just be fucking nice to t'pol ive notfelt the stress since tos i forgot you guys are so rude all of the time to my friends the vulcans, my best friends the vulcans....

the girls are fighting.... sad face... why msutwomen fight. women should love women. soapy. smile.

again with malcy moos voice. JEUSUS- FUCKING HANG ON NEVERMIND THE PUTTY PALS ARE FUCKING SQUIRMING ALL OVER,

THEYRE FUCKING WRIGGLING LIKE BEASTS

anywaybefore i was rudely interrupted by interprative dance type creatures i was going to reitera- JESUS ITS LIKE A SPIDER IT KEEPS GOING SORYR- i was about to reiterate that malcolms accent specifically like i thought the actor was british but also theres soemthing so exaggerated .... i cannot cope

can you show some fucking enthusiasm for phlox. hes so phreaking polite. and you are not showing the enthusiasm he is due.

i like trips accent though isnt it fun. i dont know the difference between american accents but it has that quality to it. like an elastic band .. bwang. ^_^

again with the effects. so scary. will it always be this scary . i need to be held gently. like how tos held me gently.

but also its so nice to be visiting actual places... god. it feels like so long like- OH MY GOD LTIERALLY BUTTERFLIES SO GOOD OMGGG even if . well this is rather ... cheeky - but yes well sigh. i always got a little frustrated with how limited tng was. but smile i hope we get so many little adventures toplaces like this ... like how tos was. smile..........

t'pol is literally saving grace here..... goodness fucking gracious.

hoshi is s o pretty btw smile

DOES ARCHER HAVE EARRINGS ? DID I MISSEE?

okay thTSTHe halfway point im going to break now nods (walks away)

[markets]

Hey and also and while im here SORRY to the car from my walk earlier. i was leisurely strolling And U stopped right next to me as night was falling and i looked dead into your eyes and started sprinting away then later you caught up to me and kept driving like normal so um yeah you were nice and all i just tthought you were a kidnapper soryr if that madeyou feel bad

[awesamcozy]

Thoughts on the tweets about dreams tummy being body shaming?

i read the convo on lees alt and i understand the sentiment and hen i was sent the tweet i was distantly thinking in my mind, 'i hope people arent super weird about this and make dream feel weird'

for context of those reading who dont know what the thesis here is: anon is asking me if its weird to talk about dreams stomach bc he may be insecure about it

but i do think a lot of the worry is projection from people who are insecure about their stomachs themselves. which is fine becuse dream is also human and probably is insecure about certain things. the only reason i was like !!! is because it was one step closer for me seeing him shirtless sorry. soryr. sorry. it wasnt really about uh, fetishizing his stomach or anything. but soft stomachs are attractive to a lot of people are also incredibly normal. most dudes look like dream & have his body type. so its kind of silly to me to call tweets being like OMG DREAM BODY!! as bodyshaming though obviously, it can be, and it can get out of hand. but that goes for anything in the world

i think yk just be normal please just be normal please god