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will you disrupt the narrative with me, valentine? please?

process under cut ✂️

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cleaned up a sketch I posted a little while ago for 2/2 haha closeup of his face under the cut because I like how it turned out

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extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird

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first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death

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the world is getting so ugly and bleak and it’s hard not to feel so hopeless. but we have to remember that they want us to feel that way.

it reminds me of this quote by dan savage - “During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.”

joy is resistance. it’s really scary times but we are all in this together.

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

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nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

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pink goes good with green ₊˚⊹

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evil and intimidating horse