#sory for any typos but YeAH

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I would love to hear about the fic concepts if you’re ok with sharing them!

ok!!!!

one is just silly harmless road trip fanfic. no exact story, just the gang in an RV going from point A to point B (hehe that rhymed). dialogue heavy and focusing primarily on charactr interaction. just lots of fun moments w everyone getting into a heated debate about how small m&ms are better than normal sized m&ms (gordon admits he doesnt rlly get the difference between them and everyone just starts ragging on him for it). tire ends up popping and theyre stuck at the side of the road and whoops, benrey fucking ate a chunk of the spare tire so now theyre STUCK. late night conversations between charactrs tht r just sweet n nice n vaguely profound, to contrast with the chaotic shenanigans that take place during the day. YEAH.. idk shenanigans moments whatwver

uhhhh bottle episode trope! science team ends up stuck in a room for a couple hours (maybe anothr fuck up at black mesa or smthn happend) and the whole fic is just. again dialogue heavy charactr interaction. mostly comedy with a little bit of feeling. coomer suggesting using benrey as a battering ram to Make An Exit bc the rescue team is taking their sweet time, bubby is panicking bc he Hates being Trapped, tommy is Trying to calm everyone down but is freaking out himself, benrey is Revelling in the chaos hes loving it, and gordon is eventually the voice of reason. basically episode where things end up getting rlly chaotic when they rlly dont need to be, and friendships r Put To The Test, n then they end up eventually getting rescued n their evn closer friemds than they were b4 even tho they were like never in like. danger. u know, typical bottle episode trope!

science team game night. typical friendship destroying game like monopoly or something. ends with the table being flipped & ppl r arguing. tommy is (again) the one 2 try to calm everyone down, gordon is too but he ends up joining the argument. coomer suggests that they should all Engage In Fisticuffs and the one left standing is the Real Winner Of Monopoly. benrey says something mean (like a rly juvenile insult) to bubby and bubby just storms out of the room childishly, definitely NOT bc hes gonna cry. gordon isnt the voice of reason in this one bc hes too petty, but tommy eventually just like. Has Enough. and just tells everyone to Shut The Hell Up!!! right as coomer is abt to throw hands w gordon. tommy apologizes right aftr fr being rude but also ths is Game Night everyone's supposed to b Friends and Lov Eachothr;_; typical end of episode friendship speech complete w anaologies 2 video games & lots of stuttering bc tommy brand..... his brand...... HDJDHDD n yeah ths one probs has a sitcom-esc happy ending 2 it bc i love me some sitcom tropez.

we need more funny n cute domestic hlvrai content... ESP when it leans into silly moments:')

[anderfels]

More Dragon Age question things because I literally have nothing better to do lmao. Probably typos. 

Dragon Age origin questions taken from here. If you decide to do them, feel free to tag me so I can see your Wardens! 

What was Tabris’ relationship with their family like? (Cyrion, Adaia, Shianni, Soris…)

Julien confides in his father. He loves the man, and he respects him even more. As Adaia died when Julien was rather young, Cyrion had to raise him throughout his early teens all the way up until the events of the game happen. He knows how hard his mother’s death impacted his father and he appreciates the fact that Cyrion did his best to stay strong and raise him in a loving, stable home. There was a solid week after Adaia’s death where Julien all but refused to get out of bed and Cyrion was there to take care of him, whether that meant getting him some soup or just being close enough to be a comforting presence. Although Julien isn’t as talkative as his father is, you can clearly see his father’s influence when he chooses to say a word or two. As you may be able to tell, he was very, very pissed off upon seeing that a bunch of slavers caught his father. 

As mentioned before, Adaia passed away when Julien was a child. He still remembers her, of course. Sometimes he misses the way that she would give him a cup of honeyed milk before sending him off to bed. She was in charge of making him laugh and drilled the fact that he doesn’t need to take anybody’s bullshit into his head. He is also grateful that she decided to train him to be a rogue--it’s not easy being an elf after all, and he needs a way to defend himself. He hopes that he’s making her proud, wherever she is. 

He sees Shianni and Soris as his siblings. Though, there are times where he finds Shianni to be irritating and Soris to be sorely lacking a spine. Still, he admires Shianni for being headstrong and appreciates Soris for standing behind him in almost anything he does. 

He loves his family. He would do anything to keep them safe. 

How did Tabris handle being told of their arranged marriage?

He wasn’t... the most excited about it. He would much rather find and marry someone that he loves (yes, he’s a secret romantic, sue him), but he knows that it is his duty. Any negativity was kept to himself; there’s no reason for him to put up a fight and throw a tantrum after everything that his father has done for him. Plus, he knows that this marriage is particularly favorable for him. 

How did Tabris react to meeting their betrothed?

Nervous, as anyone would be. He’s proud of his calm demeanor and tempered nerves, but he’s sure that even the steeliest of warriors would falter upon meeting their supposed wife, especially if they didn’t know much about her. He’s naturally quite quiet, so he had to make an effort to talk to Nesiara lest she think that he’s rude and uppity. 

Did Tabris have any knowledge or ideas about the Dalish? Did they believe they were real, or a myth?

When he was younger, Cyrion would regale him with tales about elves who would live happily away from humans, not having to deal with the rampant racism and abuse that they suffer in the city. He would tell him that they kept to the old ways, that they were the last remainders of what the elves used to proudly be. 

Julien had... conflicting opinions about this. For one, he can’t really imagine that there are elves out there that haven’t been called “rabbit”--or worse--brazenly to their face. For another, that means that there are others that haven’t been through what they have. There are children whose mothers weren’t taken from them because human guards decided to be extra loose with their swords that day. He hopes that there are other elves free from the pain that they experience, but he doesn’t think that there are. 

(And then he meets Zathrian and his clan and he’s like “...I guess father was right.” However, he also finds that what his father has told him isn’t true. There’s still pain there. Hell, the entire thing that they’re dealing with is due to lingering pain. They are still elves, after all.) 

Did Tabris stop to talk with the children playing? If so, how did they handle the children saying they didn’t know any elven heroes?

He did. He’s quiet, but that doesn’t mean he’s not sociable. Plus, his father taught him it was only good manners to talk to the others around the Alienage. 

When they told him that, he tried to scrape his mind to think of any elven heroes so that he could prove to them that they exist, but... yeah. He couldn’t help but wonder if there were any elven heroes that were struck from history because of a couple of irate humans. 

After slaying the Archdemon and becoming the Hero of Ferelden, he hopes that he’s given all of the children in the all the Alienages around Thedas someone to relate to--someone that they could play on the streets. 

How did Tabris respond to Vaughn harassing the elven women? To he and his men crashing the wedding?

Oh, he wasn’t happy at all. He has his mother’s fire in him. Even if Soris told him to step down, that it wouldn’t be worth it to step up to Vaughn considering that he’s both a human and a noble, he couldn’t let it be. He wasn’t afraid of getting in Vaughn’s face despite being a whole head shorter. All he felt was the blood boiling in his veins. 

‘Course, he was knocked out for all his troubles. Things never go as planned. 

(He did respond favorably to Shianni knocking Vaughn out at first, too lol. But he was worried for her as he knew that Vaughn would more than likely retaliate.) 

If Tabris was kidnapped, what was their plan before Soris showed up? If Tabris launched a rescue mission, what was their motivation to do so like?

His motivation was to get the women back first and foremost. He knows that it’s too much to ask for them to not have been hurt by the time he gets there, so the second part of his motivation was to inflict some pain on Vaughn as revenge. He also thought that it’s what his mother would want him to do. 

Did Tabris kill Vaughn or accept his money? Why?

Killed him. Didn’t even hesitate. He knows that Vaughn has done this kind of stuff before as Valendrian told him before he went off to save Shianni and the rest. It’s revenge for everyone that Vaughn has ever hurt as far as Julien is concerned. Hell, even if Vaughn hasn’t hurt anyone before, he still would’ve killed him. Anything for his people. Anything for his family. 

What was growing up in the Alienage like for Tabris? How did they feel about having to leave?

It was... complicated. There are times where he’s dreamed of running away and becoming a famous adventurer (childhood dreams, right?), and there are times where he couldn’t even think about living anywhere else.

They were poor. His closet was mostly composed of things that his father used to wear when he was Julien’s age. Sometimes his parents would forego eating their own dinner just to make sure that he had enough to eat. For a few years, his blanket was nothing more than a thin piece of cloth that was frayed at the edges. 

And he hated that people saw them as second-rate citizens at best. Sure, there may be some good humans out there (he remembers his mother talking about one with red hair that saved her from a dungeon once), but so many others were just... they were terrible to him and his people. Every disparaging word you could use against an elf? He’s heard them all. He’s had them yelled at him. He’s had them whispered as he walked by. 

At the same time, though, the Alienage had this sense of community that Julien is glad for. They all shared in their struggles. They all went through the same things. They were a close-knit bunch. He could remember a couple of his father’s friends scrounging up what money they could spare to buy him a cupcake for his 16th birthday. He could remember another child sharing their toys with him when they saw that he accidentally broke one of his own while playing around the vhenadahl. 

Going away... he felt glad that he could climb out of poverty, that he could be at least mildly respected as a Grey Warden, but he didn’t want to leave his people behind. He didn’t want to leave Shianni--he’d miss her waking him up with a cup of cold water to the face. He didn’t want to leave Soris--who else was going to teach the guy how to properly swing a sword? He didn’t want to leave his father--Julien worries for his health. 

But he couldn’t exactly stay, could he? 

How did Tabris feel about returning to the alienage, and finding slavery?

Mega Pissed.

[1799extinct]

Update: I've upset the balance between Heaven and Hell apparently because it's fucking too hot to sleep again sorry God

Listen I have never been warm in my life except for the one night I almost slept in my bathtub because it was so hot in my bedroom that I'm pretty sure I actually got dragged into Hell and then tried sleeping in the bathtub to escape the heat which apparently made Satan realise that I am Not Worth It so he sent me back and made it rain so my bedroom cooled down a little and I got out of his face.

[badhomestuckfanfiction-blog]

Homestuck High - Chapter 8

Homestuck high Chapter 8: Solluxs Lair, a homestuck fanfic | FanFiction

im rely happy with al of thw reviws im getin from people an evryoen giving me support! im 1000000 percent serius about this story!

~I SMELL LIES

and im sory about sum of da wierd spelings i gt a virud n itz mesed up mi comp :c so sum ov it locks wired?

~This is almost unreadable

AND AS 4 DA OTHA REVIWS DA ONEZ HO R DAYIN DAT DIS IS BAD ITZ NOT OKAY!? I WORK RELY HARD ON DA PLOX 4 DIS U DNT UNDERSTATMUNT AN U DNT NO WATS CUMIN OKAY SO DNT JUDGE U ASSHOS. TO PROVE OU WRON I FINALY GT MY STY OF MI HRDDRIVE N I ROTE IT PROPRLY CUZ U AL HAV A PROBLEM WIV MI WAY SO WEN U RED IT TRY N FIND SUMMIN WRNG WIV IT DEN!

~What even is this paragraph

Rose was seating sadly on the bed with the carcasses of fracktured bones and devil chi;ldren surronded at her feet with the blood of angleic innosence on her fingertips.

~Oh. Ok

Sollux hath taken her away from her friendships and had carved her into a crimsen spicked room with mutalated woman hanging from the cielings by their ovulation systems and with the baba fetuses in there eye sockets.

~What the shit

She new that if she wasn't plesurabl enough for Solux she would join them in there patehtic orginic mooonlight tango sway dancings.

~This is fucking terrifying

She dreamed of a dream that bleed into the feers of presipece and her eyed sangof a tail of forgetten masurcation.

~What the hell is forgotten masurcation?

"Rose" Sollex repairended as his cracked yellow and crusted fingernaels

~I know the author is just saying this because it makes him sound gross and evil but trolls actually do have yellow fingernails

claws at her underbelly with a loving delite "I can sence the baba's souL!"

~No thank you

The misphoniac creyd and excreeted loudly weith a voice that belowed songs from the hearth of a love she lost "No! YOu are a fat nerd geek with wired glasses

~Wired glasses

that feasts on the fetuses of gothic childs sent frm haven to punish your instigationed soul! I CAN;T HAV SIX WITH A TROLL LIKE YOU!"

~RIP Sollux x Rose

he probebly had fifteen girths any way.

~I've seen some weird fanart of Sollux with two bone bulges

"YOU LIE!"

~You kidnapped her why are you surprised that she doesn't want to fuck you

he hisses and his vemnom spat a cross the walls and turnwed the bodys of the mutalated victems in to hydrocloric acid and it leathered down and burnt throught the skull made floors.

~Oh

He flew flew backwards to the corner of his cieling and gloared at her with the fire of heathed passeon you can fdind in french lullabys.

~HON HON HON, OUI OUI, BAGUETTE, EIFFEL TOWER, POMME DU TERRE

"I lust johnatan NOT YOU!"

~His name's John not Jonathan

she eviscerated softly wilst she cries the velvit tears odf the mennopauses that climacate from the ruens of the reched pedimeants of life. "HE IS CUMMING FOR ME"

~Not sure if typo or not

"No Rosa..." Sollux abatemented and he toke of his glasses to reveal the eyes of a worm lordess who crathed the fleash of the billium rectations of lacing china silk and his sockets were emptyed with aluminiem tissues made from the pancreus of god,

~Jesus Christ

"HE HAS SEXUAL INTERCURSE WITH GAMHEE AND TAVROS IN THE MOUNTAIN." he came.

~I'm still not sure why they were on a mountain

Rose started to crey the tears of raen that fals on venus only no raen ever gos their becuz theres no warter but they were filed with the love of volcanic explshions and exploitees.

~So she's crying lava? Ouch

Her tears made ouddles on the floor as she run form the room and Sloluz laughed liekt the evil man he was and cascadared down so that the voilcanic water eruoted from her eyes went over his cloths and set them on fire but did not kil him becauze he's not flamabil.

~Actually, none of the trolls ever come in contact with fire so... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Soon he would watter his sweat rose with the piss of a 1000 dragoons beter then she watered herself (AN: LYK PHOTOSINFURSIS.)

~Wat

She preeched out her creys liek a jesus gospil book only it wasnt a book byut a song so shut up.

~Rude

Nepita came from the rapprochement of Neptune and flys through the windpw

~What the hell

smelling like the rottan corpses of a hundread falcons who eat the spit of neckbeerds and cry form the rapped childs of acquiescene and luggaged toward the willting flower.

~You know, like usual

She had bought froth the antediluvian waters of neptunia to heel her soul befor it was selled to the obsolote devil in dersey.

~Derse isn't hell

"Eat the water" she beleagured and rose eat it up.

~How do you eat water?

"You must fight the power" neptuina crotheled in dissamence her wiskers food from ASDA peace whistled in lite harmeny wen her eyes fested upon rose's week body.

~I honestly can't figure out what this sentence is supposed to say

her tonge rise forth from the grond to pluck out a needel thred that she plunged in to her skin so she to could dancing in the abanaxed magnatic heet of the sun with her pussy and handled it to Rose

~What the hell

"Use et as le lockpic."

~No thank you

"if you continu with this you well break you're mind." the fluoresent crows cawudeled in lustful desier as they pluked the maggots from there inermost sacral areas to fed rose.

~Stop no this is bad

"i must fight for john and our baby and for HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION!" rose molested the

~I almost forgot they were still in high school. Yeah, good luck with that child

"Very Well" Nepeta "I will make arrangments."

Rose slept uneasy that night.

that's da end of chupter 8! plz review wat wil nepeta plan wats goin 2 hapen 2 tarvos now karkat again revoo n find out!