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1799extinct · 6 years ago

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Update: I've upset the balance between Heaven and Hell apparently because it's fucking too hot to sleep again sorry God

Listen I have never been warm in my life except for the one night I almost slept in my bathtub because it was so hot in my bedroom that I'm pretty sure I actually got dragged into Hell and then tried sleeping in the bathtub to escape the heat which apparently made Satan realise that I am Not Worth It so he sent me back and made it rain so my bedroom cooled down a little and I got out of his face.

#jase.txt #dont take my biblical referencing seriously please its a joke i didnt actually go to hell and sleep in the bathtub #well i did try to sleep im the bathtub but its just bc it gets really hot in my hojse at night and the bayhroom was the coolest place #im stupid anf i hope i havent envoked the wrath of any otherworldly or otherwise more powerful entities with my shitppst #sory fo typos too i think my screen calibration is off and i dont proofread #anyway yeah deities im kidding dont think im implying anything please

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