#sort of I suppose

[villainousauthor]

Hero stares down at the paper in front of them with mounting dread. Their stomach is all tied in knots, and they feel a cold sweat at the back of their neck.

"You know, you don't have to do this if you truly don't want, I'm not forcing you." Villain purrs behind Hero, voice against their ear. The threat is unspoken. If Hero doesn't sign, they'll continue with their rampage. Continue killing, destroying, maiming.

The pen shakes in Hero's hand as they continue staring down at the paper. It's just a piece of paper, made of thick cardstock, cream white. Yet Hero has been staring at it for fifteen minutes, as if it'll bite them.

Certificate of Marriage

The font is too pretty, all stately and official looking. Hero feels as if they may throw up any minute.

"I don't understand why.." Hero finally finds their voice, asking the question that's been bouncing around in their mind since Villain first pulled the paper out as they suggested a truce.

"You already know my terms. In exchange for leaving your hero friends unharmed, for leaving the civilians of the city unharmed, I want you." Villain's voice is something possessive, filled with fire and heat. "This just makes it more official. More binding."

Hero shudders, and they feel as Villain steps closer behind them, a dark shadow looming over them. They know this goes beyond simply wanting to make their agreement more binding and they both know it.

"You know it's not legitimate- it's not legally binding without an officator." Hero stumbles over their words, not even sure if that's true.

Villain snorts, not usually one to be worried about legality of course. They put a hand to Hero's shoulder, warm and rough.

"I can find a priest to threaten. No one needs to know how and when we signed. Unless you'd rather make a big ceremony of this." Villain's tone is now teasing, amused by the idea of a wedding. "That could certainly be done if you prefer."

Flushing hot, Hero shakes their head quickly. No, they would not prefer that. This is already nerve-wracking and humiliating as is. A part of them wants to outright refuse, to tear the paper the shreds, and throw it in their face, but Hero knows this is the chance to get Villain to back down.

"I wouldn't be unkind to you." Villain says, voice suddenly softer and more serious. They lean forward, face resting against Hero's neck. The most terrible part is that Hero knows they mean it. They wouldn't be unkind or cruel, and that makes this all the more difficult. "You'd belong to me, but I'd take care of you."

Hero already knows there's no choice. They knew from the beginning that there was no other option. They have to do what is best for everyone else. Shakily, they finally nod.

"So selfless, so sacrificial to others." Villain says as they place a feather light kiss against the shell of their ear. "We'll have to work on that once you're with me."

They take Hero's hand currently holding the pen in their own, their grasp strong, as they lift it to the paper.

[akirakirxaa]

[ day 6 - Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate ]

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑆𝑜 𝑙𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑆𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒, 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 '𝐶𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢

[smuclge]

Tis the season!

I'm off of work all month so I'm hoping to bang out a few more attacks this year!

[bunnieswithsunglasses]

[ozzycide]

chat are we fucking with the courtney love dress to impress

based off of this image so idk if the shoes were right cuz u cant see them

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[lazylittledragon]

some beach babes i started while i was on holiday <3

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[bigskycastle]

knights and wizards for hw

[pigswithwings]

Show some love! [Based on this post]

[turndecassette2]

[hey-howsitgoin]

So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.

A hole in my jeans?

Hmm? What's this?

A Patchypus?

REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!

[speci-society]

Renting out a storage space, they didnt even clean it.. smells like shit smh

[ferncloud]

🌗 moonpaw

[angry-kid-with-no-money]

"Nora doesn't know anything about the things she writes about" "aftg is terrible queer rep" "the queer characters in aftg are so problematic"

Idk guys maybe the book series abt problematic ppl set in 2006 and written in the mid 2010s shouldn't be expected to hold up against scrutiny of what we consider to be moral and correct now, in 2024

Idk tho, idk

[potassiumprincess]

i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes