#sorry Kylie or Kylee

[alovember]

Ballet wlw Style by @1moreoffkeyanthem !! So obviously I had to draw them <333

[mysticmoon-s]

[cartmandolly-old]

another girl kyman sketch

they unsyncd 💔🥀

[katwitchwriting]

i miss them 😭

1.01 || 2.10

#BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[bagofshinyrocks]

Government name vs Military callsign

Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?

Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 0.9k

Warnings: none

John Price

Government name.

Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.

“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”

Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.

“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”

“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”

He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.

“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”

When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.

Simon Riley

Military callsign.

When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.

“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”

“Fuck you callin’ me that for?” 

Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.

“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.

“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”

Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips. 

A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.

Kyle Garrick

Government name.

He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.

“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”

Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.

If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?

“Kyle Ga-”

“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”

You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”

He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”

“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”

He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room. 

“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.

John MacTavish

Military callsign.

He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.

Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.

“SOAP!”

Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.

“JOHNNY!”

“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.

“C’mere, c’mere.”

He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”

You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”

He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”

“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”

“You called me Soap.”

“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”

Posted: 2023 Dec 10

[aphrodeiities]

𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬 𝔬𝔰𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶-𝔬𝔫𝔢

chart readings are open!

intuitive readings are open!

WARNING 18+ POST.

♇ i've noticed a lot of libra risings have over bites or there's something up with their teeth, or they could have big gums.

♇ people with asteroid hazard [9305] in their ninth house are capable of running cults.

♇ virgo moons cannot handle fame. or critique that comes their fame, example doja cat, nicki minaj and vinnie hacker.

♇ i've noticed pisces placements will try to make themselves fit into customs or ideas that have nothing to do with them.

♇ leo moons are very clingy to their mothers when they are young.

♇ i had realised that people who have Venus aspecting Mars had issues with people of same sex/gender and heavily attracted those of the opposite.

♇ 7h placements love drama especially if they have mercury, lilith and pluto there, they like to start shit.

♇ virgo placements can talk about themselves a looot.

♇ aquarius moon's normally have a weird head shape im sorry, or its very prominent, example natalie nunn and jaidyn alexis. [natalie nunn left and jaidyn alexis right]. aquarius moon is the epitome of the moon emojis 🌚🌝🌛🌜

♇ martian venuses tend to like each other, even if they're different elements. [aries and scorpio venuses].

♇ people with uranus in 3h tend to multi-task really well.

♇ pluto-jupiter aspects especially square, conj or opposition are very hypersexual.

♇ we know that scorpio moon can bring not the best relationship with mothers, but women with a scorpio moon might've had a mother that's weirdly obsessive with them?

♇ you could always tell when someone has a leo moon, it's definitely the hair, in my opinion when it comes to appearance the moon is stronger than the ascendant, especially when it comes to this sun ruled sign. [they like to dye their hair too].

♇ my nephew a leo moon and his hair is amazing, aside from that leo moons love to style their hair too, example, kylie jenner. [plus, my nephew's hair is styled all the time too]. another example is megan thee stallion.

♇ and me and my friends could tell the actor of orson hodge from desperate housewives was a leo moon, his hair showed it all. kyle maclachlan.

♇ i remember when someone said rahu replaces, like how in time camera pictures replaced paintings [even though painting is still used] another example could be that facebook was replaced by instagram. with how twitter and netflix are going, another website/app will replace them soon.

♇ some virgo moon men could have a weird relationship with their mother, or for another example, virgo moon mother's can be a great example of how weird "boy mother's" are.

♇ i can always tell when someone is krittika or an aries ascendant/aries in big 3 [tropical and sidereal, that JAW will show], example bree van de kamp the actress being marcia cross who has sun and venus in aries, next to her is simone ashley who has an sun and moon in aries.

♇ aquarius in big six are amazing at playing bimbo [when actually they're very smart], example marilyn monroe, isabel clancy [who is known for her 2000's bimbo tiktok skits].

marilyn monroe an aquarius moon.

isabel clancy an aquarius venus and mars.

paris hilton an aquarius sun, mercury and venus.

chart readings are open!

intuitive readings are open!

astro observations masterlist

masterlist

♇

[j3nniediaz]

🦩 being in the main 4s friend group !! (fluff obvi) ☀️

if u get a crush, be prepared to here 2 diff things.

“y/n how many times have i told u, stop being delulu” from cartman and kenny

and then

“y/n don’t listen to them, yeah u should shoot ur shot!” from stan and kyle

imagine ft calls at like 11:36 pm.. ON SUMMER BREAK TOO

“hey y/n i’m jealous of ur heart.” -kenny

“and why is that 🤨” -y/n

“because it’s pounding inside of u and i’m not.” *white tee by summer walker starts playing* -kenny

“W RIZZ🔥🔥🔥🔥” -cartman

*kyle and stan just privately texting each other*

imagine y’all did talent shows and like one of y’all is a judge.. LMAOO

“alr next is kenny mcormick.” -kyle

*body by megan thee stallion starts playing*

“BODY YADYYADYADY” -kenny

“ur fucking weird… next.” -kyle

* u and cartman r rofl while stan records *

don’t ask why but kenny would smack ur ass like randomly. like when he’s behind u and he realizes he has the chance to smack that dumptruck of urs hes gonna do it.

*smack*

“OW WTF KENNY?..” -y/n

“it wasn’t me it was kyle!” -kenny

“r u serious rn.” -kyle

y’all go over to kyles to study! (y’all never study)

“look at how ___ looks rn😭” -y/n

“they look like a dehydrated horse.” -cartman

“can y’all actually do work instead of copying me.” -kyle

“sowwy kylie wylie… i didn’t mean to….” -y/n

“get out of my house rn.” -kyle

_____

im sorry that’s all u guys get😭..

requests r open *giggles cutely*

[anon-sect]

Picture source: internet

Story request by the winner of the 1K followers celebration contest: @pup-jaxx

Kyle had been looking for a handler who was a good fit for him for quite a while. He had been with several, but mostly didn't have much time for pup play due to a busy life.

One day, Kyle was messaged by a handler named Eric the Dom. After an exchange of numbers, he had a good conversation with Eric to see if both would want to proceed forward. He did.

Kyle met with his handler two days later at his house. Eric had given specific instructions for him. He was as to have his hood on upon arrival at his house and be ready to play.

Kyle rang the doorbell. Eric looked to be 6'1" tall muscular hunk with a hot body. He walked in after invited. He immediately noticed the collar and leash in his hand. After Eric had closed the door, Kyly got on all fours. "Good boy." Eric said as he placed the collar and leash on him. "Now follow." Eric commanded. Kyle crawled behind his handler to the den. Kyle received a rub on his head.

For the next two hours, Kyle was instructed to roll over, play dead and fetch the ball. He enjoyed every moment of it. During that time, Eric had him lick clean the tops of his shoes and lick his feet. Kyle saw that he was pleased with their first session of pup play. The last part ended with him cuddling next to him on the couch for a nice movie. Eric was pleased how obedient Kyle was and decided to continue their fun for more sessions later.

After six weeks of meeting, Eric was quite fond of Kyle. He wanted to keep him around much longer than a one-to-three-hour session on the days both of them were freed up. He wanted Kyle to be there more on a permanent basis. He came up with a plan that he could keep Kyle with him in a way that would seem normal to anyone who noticed.

Kyle began to sip on a drink that Eric had given him. It had a fruity taste to it and was very sweet. Other than that, it tasted good. He drank every last drop from the glass. He saw Eric smiling at him with glee as he put the glass on the coffee table. "Good boy." Eric told him as he just looked at him in a curious way.

Kyle suddenly felt weird. He felt like something was definitely off with his body. The room was looking somewhat bigger than before. He thought it was his imagination at first, but it wasn't. "What's happening with me?" He asked Eric, pondering if he had something to do with this strange occurrence. He saw Eric smiling back at him, which confirmed his suspicion. "You see, pup play is fun, but I thought to make our pup play would be a little better if it was more real." Eric paused, as he examined the chance taking place. "Sorry to say, but the transformation will be permanent. I don't have a reverse formula just yet." He added.

Kyle was shocked to hear the part of the transformation being permanent. "What am I turning into?" He asked, knowing full well what he was about to become, but wanted to confirm it from Eric. "You will be my pet for a long time, but don't worry, I will take good care of you." Eric responded, confirming Kyle's worst nightmare. Pup play was fun, but being a literal dog was not something he had signed up for. He tried to protest, but all that came out was barking. He lost the ability to speak plain English. He was growing more hair over his skin. His feet and hands were changing, too. All of this was overwhelming his mental capacity. All of these changes happening at the same time was just too much for him to mentally handle. He passed out from the stress.

Five minutes later, Kyle woke back up. Things seem to normalize, or so he thought. His vision looked different. He felt much closer to the floor and had four feet instead of two. He looked up to see a smiling Eric looking down at him. He realized that he was no longer human anymore. He was now a dog. He tried to speak his protest to what was done to him. In his mind, his words sound like English, but all he heard was barking. Seeing that his circumstances were permanent, he had no choice but to accept his fate as Eric's pet.

Two years later......

Eric and Kyle were at a photo shoot for a magazine show casing owners and their pets. Eric was selected as one of the models to be featured in one of the many photos. Eric posed holding Kyly in his hands. It had been two years since he turned him into a dog. He really loved his pet dog so much. It was much better than just regular pup play. Kyle was really his pet dog. He didn't know exactly what Kyle was thinking or even saying since he could only bark now, but he hoped he was happy with his new life. The formula he used on him is supposed to give him triple the life expansion of a normal dog. Kyle would be his pet for a long time. The best part was when taking Kyle on his daily walks. No one was the wiser that his dog was once a human being. He didn't know if Kyle really love being a full-time pet, but from the love he gets back, he figures, Kyle loves his owner so much.

After two years, Kyle fully gave up ever being human again. Eric was a good owner though. He guessed, being a dog for the rest of his life wasn't too bad of a fate.

[up-side-in-side-out]

Genderbends main 4 Sorry not sorry.

Kyle- Kyley (like Kylie but with the spelling from the Jersey episode)

Eric- Erica (from the episode the sissy)

Kenny- either Kelly or still Kenny (friends would use Ken as nickname)

Stan- Stan (Randy really wanted a boy 💀). They’d go by nicknames instead of their name. Haven’t decided on what nickname yet though. They’d probably switch between a few.

Kyley got the haircut cause Erica stuck gum in their hair. I think at first Kyley would hate the length at first but after awhile they like it and decided to keep it short.

Every Kenny no matter the universe deserves a science pun T-shirt— don’t think I forgot he becomes a scientist!

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

DO U EVER THINK ABIUT GENDERBENT 141??? because I'm sorry I'm queer as hell and au where everything is the same but Ghost is the most handsome butch woman to ever walk the earth?!?!?!? Barkbarkbarkbark

OR EVEN BETTER.... FEM GHOST AND REGULAR GHOST MY BI ASS GETTING SQWUISHED BETWEEN THEM 🫠🫠🫠

Man I am FERAL 2day

-🔪

Have I ever thought of Genderbent 141? UH??? YES??? EVERY DAY???? (never shared it before, but I 100% have thought about it)

Genderbent!141 Thots

Simone Riley who’s ginormous for a woman, just as tall as half of the men around her, and with shoulders just as wide. Wears her hair in a crew cut (just like her male counterpart) because she gets hot around the neck and irritated with hair in her eyes if she tries to grow it out any longer, and she cannot be arsed to untie and retie her hair if she’s in a hurry to shoot a terrorist! Unironically uses her sports bra as a place to conceal MORE weapons. Do you know how many foldable knives she has hidden in her bra cups? Don’t ask, she won’t tell you. Never wears heels because she hates it and it’s just not her style, she’s a butch through and through.

Jane Price who surprisingly strikes SO much fear in recruits by being polite, understanding and a surprisingly calm leader because they KNOW that a woman that polite can’t survive/be taken seriously in the military unless she’s deadly efficient and ready to crush someone under her boot at the slightest provocation… Her hair is fairly long but she wears it tied in the military regulation bun that’s SO slicked back and tight it’s no wonder she has a permanent headache. Yes she wears the boonie hat all the time.

Kylie Garrick is pretty girl (just like Kyle is pretty boy). She has the PRETTIEST neatest cornrows and wears them in a bun because it’s convenient for work, plus it lets her still wear her beloved baseball cap!!!! She read the handbook cover-to-cover to know what’s allowed and what isn’t and knows exactly what she can get away with style wise. Watch her wear stud earrings of all colors and tinted lipbalm to skate by the ‘no makeup’ rules.

Johanna MacTavish is short but BEEFY. And I mean BEEFY. Between her arms and her thighs, she looks like she could crush skulls and watermelons alike with just a bit of squeezing… And she has taken advantage of her reputation as a destructive wildcard to get away with hair that does NOT pass regulation. I mean, are YOU going to go tell the one Scottish woman who’s built like a fridge and coincidentally the YOUNGEST recruit to pass SAS selection and also certified in demolitions and explosions to fix her hair? No, obviously not. So, she wears her hair LONG as shit and only pinned back enough to not get caught in her arms when shooting/fighting +  has an undercut so that she doesn’t overheat.

[ More Genderbent!COD ]

[tiniedemon]

— ♡

superposition

part one

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high school had come and gone, and so had the first three years of college. summer was mild back home in south park, the sun hidden behind clouds and a soft breeze floating through the small mountain town.

y/n was woken by the sound of loud talking downstairs, barely muffled by the thin walls and a pillow over her head. she groaned and pulled the duvet further over her, huffing into the sheets smothering her face. after a few minutes of trying to sleep, she decided to give up and drag herself out of bed.

the sun pierced her eyes and attacked her head, a groan bubbling in her throat as she rubbed her fists against her eyes. she and kyle hadn’t gotten in until early in the morning, having spent the night on the road. upon checking the time on her phone, she groaned again. it was only nine in the morning, meaning she’d gotten about four hours of sleep.

she pulled a pair of pants over her legs and trudged her way down the stairs, using her fingers to comb out her hair. kyle was seated in the dining room around the corner with his mom, arms outstretched and yawning loudly. y/n let a small smile break on her face, attempting to quietly sneak up on her boyfriend. she grabbed him from behind, lacing her arms over his chest and pressing a chaste kiss to the stubble on his jaw.

“morning kylie, morning sheila,” she greeted hoarsely, plopping down in the chair beside her boyfriend. sheila’s face lit up, a bright smile forming as she leaned forward against the table.

“y/n! so good to see you again!” she exclaimed, the younger female chuckling fondly as she rubbed her forehead.

“good to see you too, sheils. how’s gerald doing?” the girl inquired. sheila huffed and launched into a long winded rant about her marital struggles. y/n listened for the most part, her mind preoccupied with twisting the many rings on kyle’s fingers. the male slouched in the chair beside her, one hand on the table and the other in his girlfriend’s lap.

“so, kyle was just telling me that you’re going out for a brunch date,” sheila gushed, y/n looking up at her with a confused scrunch of her nose. kyle groaned and threw his head back, dragging his free hand down his face.

“ma, you weren’t supposed to tell her,” he whined. sheila blushed and heaved a sigh, smacking a palm to her forehead.

“i’m sorry, bubbale,” she hummed. “i had no idea.” y/n laughed lightheartedly, looking to her boyfriend with a bright smile. his eyes were tired when he met her gaze, a frown pulling at his lips. the girl poked her boyfriend’s cheek and pushed, pulling one side of his mouth into a smile.

“it’s alright, love. we’ll still have fun,” she soothed. kyle stared at her for a few moments, a soft smile playing on his lips, before he patted her cheek and pushed his chair back.

“we should go get start getting ready for the day,” he spoke, announcing both to his girlfriend and his mother. y/n rose from her chair and bid sheila a quick farewell, following her boyfriend back to his bedroom.

after a quick shower together and an hour’s long makeover, the duo left the house. they settled into kyle’s small bmw, the male automatically passing his phone to his girlfriend.

“you can have aux today,” he hummed as he slowly accelerated through his neighborhood. they were quiet for the entire ride to the nearest coffee shop, save for y/n quietly humming along to the playlist she’d chosen. they arrived at tweek bros. coffee before long, the drive being a total of a few minutes. kyle parked along the sidewalk and turned to his girlfriend with a soft grin.

“why are you looking at me like that?” she inquired nervously, blushing under his loving stare. he shrugged and leaned in to plant a lingering kiss on her lips, thumb stroking her cheekbone.

“you just look especially beautiful today. c’mon, the guys are waiting on us,” he hummed. she raised an eyebrow but moved to exit the car, stopped by kyle’s hand on her wrist. he tugged her back in for another longer kiss, hand cupping the back of her neck.

“okay, what is up with you today?” she chuckled against his lips. he merely hummed, pressing a few more sweet kisses to her lips.

“you just looked like you needed a kiss is all,” he responded. she rolled her eyes and exited the car, kyle following her closely into the small coffee shop.

tweek tweak was behind the counter, a paper cup against his lips. he greeted them kindly after a long sip, a slight twitch to his eye but otherwise no sign of the spazz he was in his youth.

“the usual, guys?” he inquired, kyle giving a definitive nod. he was quick to insert his card, giving his pouting girlfriend no time to pull cash from her wallet. she huffed as she dropped a ten dollar bill into tweek’s tip jar, taking a moment to glance around the small coffee shop. it hadn’t changed since their visit last summer, aside from a few new knick knacks spread across the shelves and counter space.

wendy testaburger noticed y/n before the other girl had a chance, rushing over to pull her into a tight embrace.

“i missed you!” she exclaimed, dragging the girl towards the booth in the corner. stan marsh sat in the very center, neighbored by kenny mccormick and craig tucker. the three of them greeted her with polite waves and smiles, aside from craig, who flipped her off and continued speaking with stan across kenny.

“it’s so good to see you guys,” y/n gushed as she slid in beside craig. stan turned his attention from craig to y/n, aiming a big smile towards her.

“you’ve grown, l/n,” he commented, running a hand through his black hair. “you’re not as short as i remember.”

y/n scoffed and rolled her eyes, responding, “stan, you saw me, like, six months ago for christmas. shut the fuck up.”

“how’s the college life?” kenny inquired, leaning forward to better look at the girl he was speaking to. y/n cast a glance to her boyfriend, who was deep in conversation with the blonde behind the counter, and drummed her fingers against the table.

“i’ve got one more year at denver before i can go into med school and i’m pretty excited. it hasn’t been as hard as i thought it would be,” y/n responded, tugging at her earlobe. kyle approached then, bumping his girlfriend’s shoulder with his hip. she scooted closer to craig, the entire group shifting to give kyle a seat beside his lover. he settled in and slid a latte in front of y/n, pressing a kiss to her cheekbone as he did. she flushed and muttered her thanks, taking a short sip as her friends began discussing their own college experience.

“you look absolutely divine,” kyle whispered in her ear, the girl scoffing and casting her boyfriend a misbelieving glance.

“yeah, right kyle. i’m wearing a sweater and yoga pants and my hair is a mess,” she uttered. kyle sighed, adjusting the hem of her sweatshirt on her shoulder.

“you still look gorgeous to me.” y/n chuckled and twisted a loose red curl around her index finger, then letting the same hand fall against his cheek.

“i appreciate the compliments, handsome, but you are most definitely buttering me up for something.” kyle scoffed, rolling his green eyes and leaning forward.

“you know i don’t do the whole complimenting to get my way thing, sweetheart. i wouldn’t say something i didn’t mean.” y/n exhaled through her nose and narrowed her eyes at him for a moment before darting forward to deliver a quick peck to the tip of kyle’s hooked nose.

“as much as i’d love it if you guys fucked right here on the table in front of us, i wouldn’t. your pda is triggering my vietnam flashbacks,” stan deadpanned across the table, wendy delivering a sharp elbow to his ribs. y/n whipped her head to the side, noticing the eyes of all her friends trained on their show of affection. she flushed and slumped down in the booth, bringing the straw of her coffee to her sheepish smile.

“you act like you didn’t finger wendy under the table during our first double date,” kyle shot back, wendy sharing y/n’s humiliation as she sunk down in the booth as well.

“yeah, yeah. shut up. at least i didn’t hook up with a girl in a port-a-potty,” stan retorted, all eyes turning to kenny. he shrugged with a crooked smile, his missing front tooth showing. kyle rolled his eyes and cleared his throat, bumping y/n’s shoulder with his own.

“i love you, y’know that?” he hummed, y/n suspiciously nodding in response. he took a deep breath before he pressed a gentle kiss to her forehead and slid out of the booth. once he was standing, he pulled a small object from his pocket and dropped to one knee, a gasp immediately leaving y/n’s lips as her hands flew to cover her mouth.

“will you marry me, then?” he asked, hope glimmering in his green eyes. he opened the small box in his hand, revealing a simple wedding band. y/n nodded vigorously, joining kyle to kneel on the floor. he welcomed her embrace quickly, letting her sob happily into his neck and blubber her words of affection in his ear. he stroked her hair and cast a thumbs up to the camera wendy had aimed at the couple, smiling brightly.

y/n held out her left hand as he slid the ring onto her finger, pressing a chaste kiss to her knuckles. she pulled him into a soft kiss, followed by many more, followed by a sharp smack to his chest as she sniffled.

“you didn’t warn me, you assholes?” the girl whined as kyle helped her back into the booth, wiping tears from under her eyes. wendy grinned sheepishly at her, elbowing stan in the ribs again.

“sorry, y/n. kyle swore us to secrecy,” craig droned, cracking a small smile. y/n smiled so wide that her cheeks hurt as she gazed up at her fiancé, lacing their hands together over the table.

he pressed a soft kiss to the skin just below her ear, whispering, “i love you endlessly, kapara.”

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translations —

bubbale: sweetie, darling (term of endearment)

kapara: slang for sweetheart, “i love you so much you are the atonement of all my sins”

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Uncle Nina! I'm sorry you're so stressed, we love you <3 I had a TKAK question: Does Stas stand for anything? Or is that just her name lmao

ugh, love you too <33 and i am receiving Several kind messages c': so thank you so much for those, angels! i will respond when i am less beside myself ( it really does unloosen my very few spools of sanity )

BUT AAAAAAAA!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE TKAK ASK! THE TK-ASK! again, it's a lesser known uncle nina project, but as a sapphic girlie who loves drama and sword-fighting and magic it is...Dear to me.

as is stas, who is formally....

~Anastasia Rhiannon Wilhelmina Marsh~

but she is really only called that by sharon when she's cross with her bc shes sitting with her legs uncrossed in a way unbefitting of a proper young lady in want of a husband ( she is in want of a loaf of bread ), forgemaster black when she zzzs at the whetstone dreaming of dueling and drooling over fair gwendy testaburger, who gets a pass because stas has had an secret ye olde gay crush on her for...Eons.

siiiiiiigh.

but, yes indeed! stas i came up with because calling her 'stan' would confuse her with my other stans ( which is actually why i called rm!stan raven and called rm!kyle jersey, but i am glad it stuck because i think ravesey is cute, omg ) but stas was a nickname that came from shelley not being able to pronounce 'anastasia' as a kid.

and stas really just ABHORS anastasia. she thinks its too frilly and fussy, stas rolls off the tongue easier, like several freudian slips when she has siphoned too much mead from the backroom of the fam inn. she rlly do just be running around in her breeches with the boys, smh.

i had an hc later that when princess kylie figures out that stas is not really stan and is actually a girl and gets around to asking for her real name...actually thinks her name is very pretty indeed because in elvish it is "adonnenniel" which means rebrith :) -- i do think thats cool bc of stas gone girl medieval mulanning herself to enlist the challenge of champions -- and in private, princess kylie calls her adonnie <3333 eeeeewwwww!!! gay! harlots! get thee to a nunnery!!!

( they are very cute to me, i know i never talk about it because it's not really done and it's kinda only relevant to me but...love the GALS )

okay, sorry, i got hyperfixated on this, my last thing is that actually stanley marshwalker only happened because ( i think i mentioned this once i'm sorry it lives rent free, shes the patron saint of girl fails ) stas had to make a name up ON THE FLY bc she saw a man standing...and then walking...stan...ley....marsh...walker. SMH.

BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!! EVERY TKAK QUESTION IS A FINE DINING EXPERIENCE FOR ME I LOVE YOU MWAAAAAAH!

-uncle nina, who if tkak has zero fans i am DEAD

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Here in the labyrinth (I’m trapped) Chapter 4

Warnings:

T-slur

Deadnaming

Misgendering

Gay people!😱😱

“You love me?”

Kyle asks. “Of course, Kyle. I thought it was pretty obvious. We’re both idiots, aren’t we?” Stan laughs. “I can’t believe you love me. I could’ve sworn you were straight. Even though you’re my super best friend, I must have been pretty off, huh?” Kyle smiles, feeling like his old self again. “Can you believe it? Stan *loves* me! Me! Kyle Broflovski! The same Kyle who was just outed to his entire school a few hours ago!” Kyle thinks, already feeling better, and almost forgetting about the series of events that happened earlier that day. Almost.

“Can I… can I kiss you?” Stan asks hesitantly, not wanting to make Kyle uncomfortable. Kyle answers by grabbing Stan’s jacket and pulling him closer to slowly press their lips together. “You look so cute right now.” Stan laughs a moment after they pull away from the kiss. “You don’t look too bad yourself.” Kyle jokes, looking in Stan’s eyes but then looking away.

They sit in silence for a few moments. “Sh*t…” Kyle sighs out of the blue.“What’s wrong?” Stan asks, tucking Kyle’s hair behind his ear. “I keep thinking about it, just… *so* much has happened today. I’ve been outed as gay and trans, everyone knows that I like you, and I just learned that you like me too. Just… wow. How can that all happen in one day?! And all because of Cartman! I hate his f*cking fat *ss so f*cking much right now.” Kyle seethes, not surprising Stan at all with his level of anger. Stan would probably be just as mad, because what happened today was “seriously f*cked up”, as he would put it.

“He really is an assh*le for that. Is there… anything I could do to maybe help?” Stan asks. “No, no, you’re fine. I’m sorry if I keep making a big deal out of it.” He pauses before continuing. “Actually, no I’m not. I *should* be making a big deal out of this. What Cartman did was really horrible and I deserve to be mad.” Kyle thinks, starting to ramble. “That’s the spirit, dude.” Stan jokes, moving his gaze from Kyle’s eyes to his red lips. “Shut up.” Kyle eyerolls, laying down on his bed, but still making sure there’s enough room for Stan. Stan lays down next to him, and they both stare at the white ceiling. 

“Do you want to sign Cartman up for those sh*tty websites that give you spam mail?” Stan asks out of the blue. Kyle laughs, pushing him gently. “Dude. Is that the only revenge plan you can think of?” “Pretty much.” Stan shrugs, taking his phone out of his pocket and unlocking it. Kyle watches over his shoulder as Stan puts Cartman’s email into a bunch of websites. “This is stupid.” Kyle eyerolls, grabbing his phone off his nightstand and when he unlocks it he notices the 5 missed texts from Cartman. “Hey.” “I’m not sorry about what I did. Stan deserved to know he actually had a crush on a girl.” “Lying b*tch.” “Kylie, answer.” “Whatever, tr*nny.” Kyle sighs, “Great.” He thinks, and doesn’t reply to Cartman. He knows he has read reciepts on, and leaving Cartman on read might make him more mad than responding to him with a cringe *ss comeback.

Stan ends up spending the night with Kyle. When they wake up it’s Tuesday, a school day. The night before, Kyle’s mom gave him permission to skip school for the day, because of the events that took place yesterday. Stan’s mom also did, just so he could take care of Kyle and make sure he didn’t do anything irrational, which Kyle rolled his eyes at.

Kyle wakes up to Stan holding him tight. He slowly sits up in bed and starts to scroll on TikTok. Eventually, Stan rustles around and rubs his eyes. “Hey Kyle.” He says, voice hoarse and tired. “Hi.” Kyle says, barely above a whisper. After a bit, they manage to wake up enough to get breakfast. They eat some cereal and then play video games. 

12:35 PM

“Dude! I literally won the game. I have no idea why you’re acting like you’re better!” Kyle laughs, pushing Stan playfully. “I am!” Stan eyerolls as Kyle gets up to turn off the video game console. “Do you want to go for a walk?” Kyle asks, hoping for some fresh air. Stan perks up and nods. “Yeah, of course! Whatever you need, dude.” He says, and they do. They walk to Stark’s pond, and sit down together, holding eachothers hand. “I’m so happy now. Even though Cartman outed me… I guess I wouldn’t be with you without him.” “You’re right, I guess there’s good in some bad things, huh?” Stan asks. “Exactly.”Kyle replies, placing a kiss on Stan’s cherk before laying his head on his shoulder.

They walk back to Kyle’s home a bit later, watch movies, and chill out. 

Kyle’s mom soon arrives from work, but Stan and Kyle don’t notice. They are laying in Kyle’s bed cuddling. At the worst moment possible, Stan turns toward Kyle, and kisses him. Before Kyle can process what’s happening, his mom is yelling. “Stanley Marsh! What on Earth are you doing?!” Stan quickly stops kissing Kyle, turning to the woman standing in the doorway. “M-Mrs. Broflovski! I-I can explain!” Stan quickly says. Kyle can feel his breathing getting faster and faster, his chest rising. “Okay? Then explain. You too, Kyle. I want to know EXACTLY what was happening. “W-well we were kissing.” Stan says. “And why would friends be kissing?!” “Ma, alright! We’re dating! Is that what you wanted to hear?!” Kyle screams, tears falling from his eyes. He knows he shouldn’t be screaming at his mother. “Don’t talk to me like that, Kyle! Stan, I’m calling your mother right now to tell her we’re dropping you home.” Stan jumps out of the bed. “Mrs. Broflovski, please dont tell my mom we’re dating. I’ll tell her later, I promise. Please.” He says, following her down the stairs as she goes to get her phone. 

Kyle stays in his room, stuggled into his blankets and crying out of humiliation, as Stan keeps begging Sheila not to out him. “You’re lucky I’m not one of those people who out children.” She says to him, calling his mother. 

Sharon: Sheila? Everything okay? Is Stan alright?

Sheila: Hello, Sharon. Yes, they’re both fine. I’m just wondering if I could drop Stan off at your house in about… 15 minutes?

Sharon: Oh yes, that’s fine. Thank you for dropping him off.

Sheila: No problem, heading out now. Goodbye!

Sharon: Bye!

____________

Sheila sighs, hanging up the phone call and putting it back into her purse. “Gather your stuff, Stan.” Stan nods quickly, and runs up the stairs.

“Kyle? Can I come in?” Stan asks, sniffling. “Yeah its unlocked.” Kyle says, and Stan opens the door to see Kyle wrapped up in his blankets. “Your mom is dropping me off at home. Don’t worry Kyle. You have nothing to worry about, okay?” Stan says, sitting on the edge of Kyle’s bed. Kyle just nods, sitting up and wiping the tears off Stan’s cheeks with his thumbs. “I guess you should get your things together.” Kyle says awkwardly, getting out of his bed and helping Stan pack his stuff back into his bag. “Are you almost ready?” Sheila asks from downstairs. Kyle sighs, “Yes, ma. Just getting his things together.” Soon after, Stan and Kyle practically tumble down the stairs, and to the car. Kyle goes to sit in the back with Stan, as usual, but his mom interferes by saying, “Kyle, sit up front with me.” “It’s not like we’re gonna kiss back there.” Kyle mumbles quietly, closing the backseat door and getting into the passenger seat next to his mother.

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Five Nights at Freddy's: Nothing Remains, Night 9: After Hours

''Just get through this and then you'll get your pay, unless this graveyard shift should put you in your grave (in your grave). After hours we both know what's goin' down. Can you make it all the way till 6AM rolls around?''

– After Hours by JT Music ft. Zach Boucher (Five Nights at Freddy's)

xXxXxXx

''What are you doing here after hours? The restaurant is closed!''

Sam and Springtrap exchanged nervous glances, then stared back at the manager, knowing well that this would be difficult to explain.

''Ummm, well…'' Sam muttered, lowering her head. Springtrap didn't know what to say either, but he figured that he might freak the manager out if he actually acted as his usual self. After all, animatronics weren't supposed to have a human level of awareness. Kylie approached them, still looking furious.

''I guess we should've expected this to happen eventually,'' Springtrap told Sam, with her briefly glancing at him and nodding. She hoped that she'd manage to get away with it for much longer, but it obviously wasn't meant to be.

''What is going on here?'' Kylie asked in a demanding tone. ''Either explain what you're doing here or I'm going to call the police.''

Rest assured, the last thing Sam and Springtrap wanted was to deal with the police. Not to mention the fact that they would also have to deal with Emma once she learned about what had happened, someone they feared even more than the police.

''Well, I was just curious about the animatronics…'' Sam muttered, glancing at the manager. Kylie was standing there, still glaring at her and looking furious, her arms crossed. Sam then quickly added, ''Also, the back door was left open…''

''Only because it was left open doesn't give you the right to enter this place after hours!'' Kylie replied, with both Sam and Springtrap wincing. ''If you had damaged or stolen anything-''

''No, I wouldn't do that!'' Sam protested, then went quiet when she realized that she sounded as if she did do something wrong. She lowered her head. ''It's just that I really like this place and the animatronics, and I know about the rumors, so I was curious and I wanted to investigate… I'm so sorry about this, I didn't mean to cause trouble…''

''So, you say that you were curious about the animatronics?'' Kylie asked, with Sam nodding. Kylie gave her a curious look. ''Have you noticed anything unusual about them?''

''Um, no,'' Sam replied, a bit confused about the question. ''I haven't noticed anything unusual so far.''

''I see,'' Kylie muttered, glancing at the animatronics. ''That's not what I've been told.''

Sam and Springtrap exchanged glances, unsure what to say. Was there something Kylie knew, but they didn't?

Kylie then turned back towards them, staring at Sam, seemingly recognizing her now that she was closer to her. After all, Sam actually went to Kylie to report that Kathy and Kyle had been abandoned by their aunt and made sure to keep them safe until their parents had arrived.

''Is there anything wrong with them?'' Sam asked curiously, fearing that she would regret asking this question, or saying anything for that matter.

''That's what I'm trying to find out,'' Kylie replied, with Sam and Springtrap realizing that this was probably the reason why she had returned to Freddy's after hours. Kylie then turned to Springtrap, observing him. Springtrap was aware that she had probably seen him while he was at Freddy's, as he wasn't exactly hard to miss. ''So, this animatronic, he's yours, right? I know that he isn't part of the animatronic cast that were sent here, despite his resemblance to Bonnie.''

''Yeah, in a way,'' Sam replied.

''Did you build him?'' Kylie asked, with Sam shaking her head.

''No, I didn't, but I am working on expanding my knowledge in robotics,'' she added quickly. Kylie gave her a curious look.

''Is that so?'' she muttered, with Springtrap realizing that he'd have to explain himself. However, telling her that he was an animatronic haunted by the soul of a murderer and former co-owner of Freddy's would be a bad idea. Still, he figured that he didn't have to necessarily lie about himself.

''Actually, my creator was one of the former owners of Fredbear's Family Diner, as well as Freddy Fazbear's Pizza,'' Springtrap replied in a confident tone, his arms crossed on his back.

''What?'' Kylie looked surprised, clearly not expecting Springtrap to address her like this.

''As I said, my creator was one of the former owners,'' Springtrap repeated, with Kylie still staring at him in disbelief. ''He was quite a genius man, giving me an incredibly advanced AI, as well as all the knowledge about the animatronics and history of Freddy's he had. Unfortunately, I've been lying dormant for most of the years, at least until my friend here discovered me.'' His eyes started to glow in a faint purple, as he added proudly, ''Nevertheless, even with a few oversights, my creator was quite brilliant-''

He cut himself off when he felt Sam elbowing him. He glanced down at her, noticing her glaring at him. She knew that he was using this situation just to brag about himself and his knowledge as a technician, but Springtrap figured that it probably wouldn't hurt to do that.

Besides, what kind of creation wouldn't admire their own creator? He paused, only to imagine all of the animatronics giving him an angry look. No, scratch that, it was a stupid question to ask.

''That's interesting,'' Kylie said, giving Springtrap a wary look. She then turned to Sam, who was surprised that she actually bought Springtrap's story. ''So, you do know how to handle an animatronic?''

''Yeah, I do,'' Sam replied, wondering where this conversation was going.

''You don't mind being around them, right?'' Kylie added. ''After all, there are those so-called rumors and I sincerely doubt anyone would want to be here after hours.''

''To be honest, I'm fine being around the animatronics, regardless of the rumors or Freddy's shady past,'' Sam replied. ''As I said, I actually like being here and I am sorry for causing any trouble.''

''So, you have experience working with an animatronic and you don't mind being here after hours?'' Kylie asked, with Sam nodding, still confused about what was going on. ''How old are you?''

''I'm 16, but I'm turning 17 soon,'' Sam replied.

''I see,'' Kylie muttered, smiling and looking quite satisfied. ''Do you want to work here?''

''…'' Sam and Springtrap gave her a blank look. Both were stunned by the offer. ''What?''

''Here's the thing,'' Kylie continued, ''I figured that, instead of calling the police on you, I might treat this as a job interview. We had actually hired two technicians, but both had quit after spending a night with the animatronics. They never told me what had happened or what their reasons for leaving were, but they were quite disturbed by whatever had occurred then and there.''

Sam and Springtrap exchanged glances, realizing that the kid and Michael might've been right about something going on with the current animatronics, even though they weren't haunted. Kylie rubbed her temple, continuing with her story.

''I had even called the company and they sent someone over to check on them, but they hadn't found anything wrong with the animatronics,'' she added. ''That's why I decided to stay here by myself in order to find out what's going on, only to run into you. So, if you accept this deal, I will let you stay here as long as you report to me any suspicious activities concerning the animatronics. I believe that that would be the most convenient solution for all of us.''

''I guess that's fine,'' Sam said. She knew that the alternative would be having Kylie call the cops on her and Springtrap, which was something none of them wanted to deal with.

''Excellent!'' Kylie looked both satisfied and relieved. ''To keep it short, you'll work part-time as an animatronic technician. I'll put you on a trial period, for now, and we'll see how this will work out. We'll also discuss most of the details tomorrow, as well as do the necessary paperwork. If it's possible, could you come to my office tomorrow at 2 PM?''

''Of course,'' Sam said, still stunned.

''Then, that's settled,'' Kylie smiled, then pointed at the front door. ''I'll be seeing you tomorrow. I wish you a good night.''

''Good night,'' Sam muttered, quickly grabbing Springtrap's hand and dragging him towards the front door, exiting the building. She let go of his hand once they were on the street, with both of them walking away quietly. Springtrap noticed that Sam still had that blank look on her expression and he was a little worried about her.

''Sam, are you okay?'' he asked. Sam then stopped walking and turned to him, with a confused look on her expression.

''What just happened?'' she asked.

''I think you just got hired,'' Springtrap replied then gave her a sheepish grin. ''Congratulations!''

''Yeah, thanks,'' Sam replied in a deadpan tone. She then shook her head. ''I did not expect that this would happen.''

''Well, it's still better than the alternative,'' Springtrap told her, shuddering. ''I don't want to even imagine how that would've turned out.''

''I agree,'' Sam said, nodding. ''What I'm also curious about is why she didn't ask more questions about you? I mean, despite what you said, I don't believe that she might have really bought your story. Even if she didn't, she could've asked for more details.''

''I can only assume that Fazbear Entertainment kept their policy about not asking too many questions about anything related to Freddy's or the animatronics. After all, she didn't even address the obvious fact that we both know there's more behind those rumors,'' Springtrap told her. ''Besides, she may have been a little desperate about finding someone to work with the animatronics.''

''I hope you're right,'' Sam replied. ''Honestly, I'm really not in the mood to answer any kind of question regarding what I know about Freddy's past.''

''I don't think she'll question you about anything,'' Springtrap told her. ''You should be more worried about what Emma is going to say when she learns that we got caught.''

''Oh, right,'' Sam said in a deadpan tone, not looking really bothered by that fact. She sighed. ''You know, Mum had actually warned me about these kind of situations several times whenever I decided to go on an urban exploration long before you got involved in our lives. I don't think she'd be much surprised to hear that we got caught. Somehow ending up getting a job, however, is a completely different story.''

''That doesn't mean that she won't lecture us for getting ourselves into this situation,'' Springtrap said. ''I can already see her finding a way to blame me for this.''

''While that is a possibility, we both are to blame for what happened,'' Sam replied, a weak smile on her expression. ''I guess that we can only hope that this will end well for us.''

xXx

Emma was lying on the couch in the living room, watching some TV show, when she suddenly heard the door getting unlocked. Surprised, she sat up, glancing over the couch towards the hallway, only to see Sam and Springtrap entering the house.

''You guys have returned home early,'' she said, still surprised. She then stood up, approaching the two, now a bit concerned when she saw the worried look on their expressions. ''Has something happened?''

''Well…'' Sam muttered, her and Springtrap exchanging glances, not sure how to tell her the truth. ''We weren't exactly alone there…''

Emma then frowned, crossing her arms and glaring at them, with the two suddenly feeling their anxiety skyrocketing.

''Let me guess – you got caught,'' she said. Sam and Springtrap just nodded timidly. Emma sighed, rubbing her temple as she gave them an annoyed look. ''I knew this would happen eventually. Sam, you know that I have told you that I don't mind you going somewhere as long as you're careful, but this?Could you at least tell me in how much trouble you are now? What exactly had happened?''

''Well, the manager had returned to Freddy's after hours and after a small conversation, she decided to hire me because someone needs to watch over the animatronics as they seem to be malfunctioning for some reason,'' Sam explained, with Emma looking rather baffled.

''What?''

''That's just the short version,'' Springtrap added.

''Wait a second, could you explain me in detail what had happened?'' Emma asked. ''Because, I have a hard time believing any of this as it doesn't make much sense. No offense, but why would a manager want to hire an intruder they had found inside the building?''

''To be honest, she seemed to have recognized me, as I went to her to tell her that two kids had gotten abandoned by their aunt at Freddy's the other day, so it wasn't as if she hadn't seen me before. Not to mention, she was aware that Springtrap wasn't part of the cast,'' Sam explained, pointing at Springtrap with her thumb. ''She basically asked me if Spring was my animatronic.''

''Well, he kind of is,'' Emma replied, giving Springtrap a knowing look. The latter rolled his eyes, knowing where that conversation would go, but decided to not say anything. ''So, she didn't really ask anything about him?''

''Not really, she was actually focused on me,'' Sam replied. ''She asked me about whether I had any experience dealing with animatronics, whether I wouldn't mind staying there after hours and observe them, as well as report whether there's anything unusual about them.''

''She had also said that there had been two other technicians, but both quit their job after spending a night with the animatronics, never telling her what exactly had happened,'' Springtrap added. ''It can be assumed that she's probably desperate enough to hire anyone who'd be willing to get near those animatronics on their own, and Sam is that kind of person.''

''I see,'' Emma muttered, frowning as she glared at the two. Both Sam and Springtrap winced, giving her a look of guilt. ''You guys are really lucky things ended up like this. Honestly, can you imagine how things would've ended up if the manager had really called the cops on you?''

''We're trying not to,'' Springtrap replied, only to quickly shut up when Emma shot him a furious look. She then took a deep breath.

''Honestly, the things I have to deal with…'' she muttered.

''We're sorry,'' both Sam and Springtrap muttered, almost in unison. Emma just shook her head.

''Okay, so, circumstances aside, the main point is that you're getting an actual job, giving you something else to do,'' she said, trying to move on with the conversation.

''Well, it's not like I had much of a choice…'' Sam muttered.

''Of course, you didn't, sweetheart,'' Emma said sarcastically, with Sam giving her a look of guilt. If anything, according to Emma, she and Springtrap brought this upon themselves, which wasn't exactly far from the truth.

''I believe that it's better this way,'' Springtrap said. ''Would you really want someone who doesn't have any experience with the animatronics to work on them? Considering that we were told that the animatronics are behaving weirdly, it is probably for the better that Sam and I are going to be the ones who'd work on them.''

''I guess you're right,'' Emma said, turning to Sam. ''Have you and the manager talked about any of the specifics of what you'd be doing?''

''Well, she said I'd be put on a trial period, but I'd be working part-time as the animatronic technician,'' Sam said, shrugging. ''As I said, she told me that I would observe the animatronics and report to her if anything weird happens, but I'm not sure whether that would also involve repairing them. It is possible that I might get more tasks once I pass this so-called trial period.''

''I see,'' Emma muttered. Springtrap tilted his head, glancing at the two.

''There is something I'm curious about, though,'' Springtrap interrupted, with both of them looking at him. ''I was wondering why you didn't hire her, Emma. I mean, wouldn't you want Sam to help you at your store?''

''That actually isn't necessary,'' Emma replied, with Springtrap giving her a confused look. ''I had actually told Sam that her only job is to go to school and study. As a matter of fact, she gets a certain amount of allowance based on her performance at school. If she gets good grades, I raise her allowance and if she gets bad grades, I lower her allowance.''

''That's actually a smart idea,'' Springtrap said, looking a bit impressed.

''If anything, it at least was enough to motivate me to keep up good grades while studying the subjects I hate,'' Sam added in a dry tone. ''I honestly can't wrap my head around all of those mathematic formulas. However, when it comes to writing and my English classes, I excel.''

''Well, you do seem to be on a more creative side,'' Springtrap said. ''In any case, I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to see what's going to happen next.''

Sam just nodded, while Emma gave both of them an exasperated look. Springtrap knew that Emma was already anticipating the next disaster and, truth to be told, so was he.

xXx

''Now, that was eventful,'' Sam muttered, checking some of the notifications on her phone and glancing at Springtrap, who was sitting on her bed. She was feeling as if a rock was lying inside her stomach. ''Not to mention, remember how I told the manager that we entered the place because we found the door unlocked. I had actually locked it once we were inside, so if she decides to check it…''

''You know, nothing can be done now,'' Springtrap told her. ''Rest assured, you'll have a quite awkward conversation tomorrow.''

''I just hope that it won't be too bad. I mean, I don't mind working there as the past few times we've been there, all that we've been doing was to check on the animatronics and their behavior. It's the same thing, only that I'll get paid this time,'' Sam replied, adding the last part in a dry tone. ''Not to mention, at least nobody will ask questions this time around when we're at Freddy's after hours.''

''Right,'' Springtrap muttered, nodding as he got up. ''Don't worry, I think you'll survive the talk tomorrow.''

''Hopefully,'' Sam muttered, lying down on her bed.

Springtrap exited the room and closed the door behind him, sighing. Currently, he had no idea what to make of this situation as this was not what they had in plan. Sure, it could've been much, much worse, but this too felt quite overwhelming as it was all too sudden. He then noticed Emma approaching him, already feeling the dread rising within him.

''Honestly, I'm surprised that you haven't blamed me for what had happened,'' Springtrap told her. Emma shook her head.

''I wish I could,'' she replied. ''Unfortunately, both of you were to blame this time around.''

''Well, not exactly,'' Springtrap replied, with Emma giving him a questioning look. ''Something's going on there and only Sam and I have some kind of idea what it might be. Speaking of which, something I had noticed, you seemed to be more annoyed about Sam and I getting caught, rather than worried.''

Emma sighed, giving him a sheepish look.

''Okay, that one is my fault,'' she told him. ''I had actually been begging Sam for the past few months to just go out for once, to enjoy herself, to have some fun… Even though I wasn't really sure if urban exploration was the best hobby for her, it was still something that would get her out of the house, something she was fond of doing. I cannot really go back on my word now.'' Emma shook her head. ''Besides, I know Sam well enough to be aware that she wouldn't stop exploring. She's curious by nature, often too curious for her own good. It is a bit frustrating, though, but I cannot watch over every step she makes.''

''I know that feeling,'' Springtrap said, with Emma rising an eyebrow. Springtrap just kept quiet as he didn't want to get into another argument with Emma. He just turned his back to her, walking over to his room. ''Good night.''

Emma's eyes narrowed as she wondered what was wrong with Springtrap. Sure, it could've been the fact that they had to deal with a rather unexpected turn of events, but she had a feeling that this issue was much more complicated than Springtrap let on.

xXx

Springtrap's eyes were glowing green and silver, occasionally fading into purple, as he stood in the back room at Freddy's, his only companion being the spare endoskeleton. He was waiting for Sam, as she went to the manager's office to talk to Kylie. He was just as nervous as she was, wondering if this would end up well for Sam. Only because Kylie wanted to hire Sam, that didn't mean that she might get into even more trouble.

To think about it, while we both went inside, this is actually my fault. Sam shouldn't get into trouble because of me.

Springtrap sighed, knowing that he was the source of the problem, not Sam or even the animatronics for that matter. Whatever was going on could probably be traced back to him. It was driving him insane and he couldn't do anything about it.

''Spring?'' He suddenly turned around, seeing Sam, who just gave him a weird look. ''Are you okay?''

''I should be asking you that,'' Springtrap replied, feeling tense. ''How did it go?''

''We just did the paperwork, she asked me whether I knew where everything is and then told me to come here after closing hours,'' Sam replied, shrugging. ''All things concerned, it didn't seem to be that bad. Also, she said that she'd send me detailed instructions, as well as a copy of the employee handbook, to my e-mail.''

''She didn't say anything else?'' Springtrap asked. Sam shook her head, noticing that Springtrap was still upset.

''Even though nothing had really happened, you still can't shake off the feeling that something is wrong,'' she said.

''You shouldn't be in this situation,'' Springtrap told her.

''I understand why you're feeling like this, but nothing can be done now,'' Sam replied. ''Everything that's left for us to do is to make the best out of this situation.''

''I guess you're right,'' Springtrap muttered, noticing a hint of smile on Sam's expression.

xXx

''So, does the uniform at least fit?'' Springtrap asked, leaned against the wall next to the door to bathroom, waiting for Sam to change into her uniform.

''Seems so!''

He didn't really expect a response, especially since Sam got her new uniform on such a short notice, but it seemed that Kylie did manage to get her one that was her size. As a matter of fact, the manager was quite glad to see them, with Springtrap wondering whether she thought that they might not appear at all. In any case, she was the only one there, as it was late evening and Freddy's had already closed. She looked quite satisfied as she handed Sam the uniform over, as well as the keys to the empty restaurant. Sam didn't bother to tell her that she had her own keys to the restaurant, with her still feeling a little awkward about the whole situation, despite the fact that Kylie didn't seem to be much bothered by it.

They both took a big sigh of relief once they entered the restaurant and locked the door behind them.

Dealing with spirits doesn't seem to be much of a problem. However, dealing with the restaurant's manager was a completely different thing. Springtrap's ears lowered, with him feeling exhausted. Honestly, at this point, I just want to go back to being harassed by ghosts.

He glanced over to the entrance as Sam opened the door and walked outside, dressed as a Freddy's employee. Her uniform consisted of black pants and a dark purple polo T-shirt with the logo sewn on the left side of the chest. She was also holding her name tag, on which stood ''Samantha Blackburn, Animatronic Technician''.

''Honestly, I don't think anyone should know my full name,'' she muttered as she unceremoniously clipped it on her belt and pulled her shirt over it, hiding the name tag. ''Funnily, this might be the only thing I'll be complaining about.''

''You know, I don't think you need to wear your uniform. There's no one here, aside from us, and I don't think the manager is going to return…'' Springtrap said, pausing for a moment. ''At least I hope she won't return.''

''I don't think we have to worry about that,'' Sam told him, taking out her smartphone.

''Well, it does suit you,'' Springtrap told her, with Sam smiling. She then looked down on her phone.

''Anyways, she had sent me an e-mail and I figured I'll open it once we're here.''

Springtrap looked over her shoulder as she opened the most recent e-mail, only to find a sound file. Both were a bit confused, with Sam downloading the sound file and letting it play after she had turned the volume up.

''Hello! Hello!''

Both Sam and Springtrap exchanged stunned looks when they heard Kylie's voice and quickly turned back to the recording.

''Welcome to your job as an animatronic technician at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. I hope you are going to have a great time at our location as we are working on improving both the experience of our customers as well as our employees. You may already know about the bad reputation we had because of incredibly poor and neglectful management, resulting in malfunctioning animatronics, unfortunate accidents and the closing of our previous locations. However, this time, we shall keep this location accident free, meaning no funny business is allowed on location grounds. I hope you will follow the rules and prove yourself to be a competent employee, someone that can be trusted.''

Springtrap glanced at Sam, who was biting her lip. Sure, she wasn't exactly the kind of person who wanted to cause trouble, but she always somehow ended up to be a part of it.

''If you have any questions, you can either send me an e-mail or consult the employee handbook I had sent you in my previous e-mail. I am aware that you might be confused why I had sent you a voice recording instead of a written statement. I believe that this way of communication is much easier than just reading an unnecessary wall of text. If you disagree, you can voice your concerns in your e-mail and I shall see whether there is a way of communication we can agree on. Now, as for your task today, you will be spending your shift observing animatronics and writing a report about their behavior. Please, do not touch the animatronic or disturb them in any way. If there is any kind of malfunction, give me a call and I will look into it. I sincerely hope that you will have a quiet and calm night, and I also hope that I will see you tomorrow. I wish you a good night.''

''Okay, I did not expected Anthelm to be this location's Phone Guy,'' Sam said as she put her smartphone into her pocket. ''She didn't seem to mention what happened the past night at all.''

''It seems that I was right about her just looking for someone to take care of the animatronics after hours,'' Springtrap told her.

''You're right,'' Sam said, nodding. ''I guess that, as long as I show to her that I'm trustworthy, there shouldn't be any problems.'' She sighed. ''I think that the reason why we both feel so tense is because, aside from that interview, she isn't really questioning anything, making you wonder how much she really knows.''

''Well, she attributed the closure of the previous locations to horrible management and described the animatronics as malfunctioning. It is possible that she might not even believe that the animatronics were actually haunted, or she's just following the Fazbear Entertainment policy of not asking questions about past locations and is just trying to focus on the current situation,'' Springtrap said.

''Or both,'' Sam added. ''At least she does seem to care. I mean, she said that I could send her an e-mail or give her a call in case that something goes wrong.''

''Well, I guess we'll see how this will turn out and whether she really is as competent as she's trying to present herself,'' Springtrap said. ''Freddy's has already seen a lot of bad managers in its past and it really doesn't need another one.''

xXx

''Damnit!''

Drawkill Freddy groaned in pain as he and the rest of the Drawkills suddenly felt static covering their eyes and noise filling their ears. It was agonizing, but luckily, it lasted only for only a short time. As they recovered, they already knew why this had happened and none of them were pleased. Drawkill Freddy frowned, reaching for the back of his head, right under the tattered fur, and activated the communication device he and the rest of the Drawkills had turned off. Even though they hated the idea of being in constant communication with Connor and him monitoring their every step, they had no other choice but to obey, else they would feel the consequences.

Rest assured, Connor was quite angry at them for bringing back Raven instead of Springtrap or the girl he was hanging out with. He yelled at them, being furious and calling them incompetent. Once he he calmed down, he told them that, while they would continue with their search, they would also be given another task. This task was related to Ricky's Wonder Shack and the animatronics that were there. As they approached the back entrance, Drawkill Freddy turned to Drawkill Bonnie, who was playing with the keys that Connor gave them, noticing Drawkill Chica giving Drawkill Bonnie an annoyed look, as the jingling of the keys was irritating her. Drawkill Freddy just approached Drawkill Bonnie and grabbed the keys out of his hand.

''You know that we don't have time for games,'' he growled. Drawkill Bonnie sulked, annoyed that his little game was cut short. Drawkill Freddy just shook his head and went to the door, unlocking it.

''Anyways, why does the Boss need them if he has us?'' Drawkill Foxy asked as they all went inside Ricky's, only for Drawkill Chica to answer.

''He has his reasons,'' she said, sounding rather irritated. ''Besides, do you really think any sane person would want to approach us?''

''Maybe on Halloween,'' Drawkill Foxy suggested, with Drawkill Chica groaning.

''Well, they probably wouldn't approach you,'' Drawkill Bonnie chimed in, a wide grin on his expression. ''However, they might approach me. I certainly look better than you do.''

Drawkill Chica glanced at him, looking as if she was about to strangle him. Drawkill Freddy tried to ignore his companions' argument, attempting to focus on their current task.

He knew that it would be a long night.

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could you pretty pretty pretty please make me 2 alters. both from NPMD; one of Stacy and the other being Kyle

i just miss my partners a lot. ummmmm actual things are up to you! thank you so much! kinda rambling sorry bad at talking to people!

-ruth

Yeah, of course! 🫶

Here they are 🤭

Name: Kyle Clauger, Kylie, Ky

Age: 18

Gender: Trans woman, Girlflux, Angelkidic

Pronouns: She/her, Shy/hyr, They/them, Angel/angels, Halo/halos

Sexuality: Lesbian

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Source: Hatchetfield (NPMD)

Roles: Energizer, Academic alter

CisIDS: Pale skin, Brown hair, Hazel eyes, Jewish, Energetic, Sporty, Silly, Kind, Gullible, Bubbly, Extrovert

TransIDS: TransPinkBlood, TransAFAB, TransRace (korean), TransHardOfHearing, TransEpilepsy, TransMute, TransSweetTone, PermaHappy, CherryPieScentian, TransPiercedEars, PermaSecondPlace

Paraphiles: Teratophilia, Menophilia, Spectrophilia, Hybriphilia

Other Labels: Polyamorous

Faceclaims:

Name: Stacy Mulligan, Stace

Age: 18

Gender: Agender, Mindmillic, Fluidfem, Fashinsewic, Lacegender, Cozylovic, Sweetfrilled, Cutebeing, Girlycutesharkic

Pronouns: They/them, Sew/sews, Shark/sharks, Shy/hyr, Sweet/sweets, Lace/laces, She/her, Frill/frills, Cake/cakes, Love/loves

Sexuality: Pansexual

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Mixed

Source: Hatchetfield (NPMD)

Roles: Comfort alter, Caretaker, Soother

CisIDS: Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Pale skin, White, Chinese, Bilingual (english, chinese), Energetic, Friendly, Bubbly, Kind, Dumb /lh, Silly, Optimist, Loyal, Generous

TransIDS: TransBlueBlood, TransHappyTone, TransAbused, TransHappyChildhood, TransNarcolepsy, TransHeartPupils, CupcakeScentian, TransAge (25), TransKitten

Paraphiles: FictoZoo, Somnophilia, Frotteurism, Magnaphilia

Other Labels: Ambiamorous

Faceclaims:

Hope you enjoy them!! 😎🫶

- Mod Steph

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