#sorry to the ~30 of u who wanted to yeet her

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… being loved and cherished, as the poll dictated

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 26-30

been awhile since i’ve watched but.... another day, another emotional rollercoaster 

episode 26: her reason

who’s her and what’s her reason

bother him ALLLLL you want maria ross...bother him all day long

he deserves it

INVOICE HAHAHAHAHA

dont yell at maria fuck off!!!! 

GIRLY WHAT IS IZUMI DOING!!!!!!!! 

i screamed i did

i love sig and izumi sm!!!!!!

omg ed and al’s faces

PANINYAAAAAAA

why does she have an automail arm whAT

i feel almost insulted for paninya’s dope weapon legs

oh wait ive seen this arm wrestling scene before lmao

go paninya goooo

i do not tolerate this mr dominic slander

OH NO DO NOT INSULT QUEEN WINRY’S WORK

sucks to suck!!!!

i do think winry may have just fallen in love

ed is such a simp though

JUMBO????? his name iS JUMBO??????

al’s mousy little what?

yikes yeah you know what winry id be pissed too

she felt so good about her work!!!

crush over

jk theyre soulmates

wow roy ur so smart

damn oh ok they kept paninya’s legs too

so she only has 1 biological limb wow

paninya is definitely a lesbian 

we’ve all known that though i mean-----the camo pants

i saw paninya wearing army pants and flip flops, so i bought army pants and flip flops

oh my god winry you DEVIOUS BASTARD

i can see why people ship paninya and winry but im sorry im an edwin simp

young pinako is hot i get it dominic

OH MY GOD DEVIOUS

WINRY LMAO

GUN LEGS!

kill him?? pANINYA think about that before you shoot someone!!! 

AWWWWWW ED!!!! “best automail in the world!!!!” IM CRYING

“hello sir” alphonse you sweet boy

sheska u good???

OPE HEY CURTISES

ed why are you sad

omg winry dont cry!!!! 

hahahaha sig

THE BOYS’ FACES LMAO

episode 27: teacher

izumi time lets gooooooooooooo

the ominous music lolololol

THE WINDOW

WHERE IS ALPHONSE

HA

RIGHT THERE

ED’S FUCKING FACE HAHAHAHA

grumman!!!!!

STEW TONIGHT FUCK YEAH

xerxes drop

edward you are being so foreboding

izumi queen of my life lets go girl!!!

umbrella king sig curtis!!!

ed you dumbass!!!!!

angry face boys

mom dad and the kids on the train!!!! makes me cry

awww win’s gonna miss the dudes

omg havoc plzzzz

why is he calling riza like she doesnt already know shes going too

do not leave my boy falman behind!!!

oh good ok

mason my dude!!!

“yes maam”

this is UNCOMFORTABLE

guys i simp for sig tbh

omg al scary boy

uh oh she SAWWWWWWW you!!!

aww i forgot about the dead cat goddamnit

not THE KITTY

ok but those baby kittens need some MELK

its all over for you two watch out

cant hide JACK SHIT from mama bear

yikes

she gonna kick your ass oof

hugs oh thats nice

episode 28: all is one, one is all

island timeeee

wait theyre on island time PART 2???? ok

the way sig’s HAND---- anyway

ok so creepy naked child??

im suspicious

clearly the boys didnt read my hero academia 

or the three musketeers

al really got YEETED

yote?

oh the kid has clothes on. leaf clothes

i know dublith is in the “south” but is it really a tropical locale?

aww the bunny

“kill it”

owie hope you dont get rabies edward

the ost man so good for both series

al really said J’ACCUSE

they didnt know the masked man was mason the first time around? aight

im really having trouble typing and eating dumplings at the same time

might pause for a dumpling break

i made these in the microwave theyre pretty good

def not the best ive had but they were, ya know, microwaved

anyways sad al hours

YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER????

it’s the circle of life simba

getting REAL philosophical rn

“dont call me small”

now we’re getting REAL scientific

im just imagining these idiots on shrooms rn

mannnnnnnnnnnn

WAIT IMAGINE LING YAO ON SHROOMS

wow what a yummy snake breakfast

izumi said 👁 👄 👁

izumi is so hot

that is the creepiest motherfucker i ever did see

ok im gonna go rinse this dish out be back in a min!!!

episode 29: the untainted child

i am the tainted adult

you SURE his parents are lookin?

i feel like izumi is being very loving towards this child

what happened to tough love bbygirl

im not saying shes not loving in her ways but shouldnt she by nature be a litttttleeee bit more sus of this kid???

dont tell me

this is sig and izumi’s “child”

theory pending

winry is such a protective lil egg

here’s whats cookin in my head

its sig and izumi’s child and ed’s arm and leg smooshed together into a homunculus...theory still pending but im definitely right

WHY DOES SIG SLEEP W HIS EYES OPEN SIR!!!!!!!

whole situation is a mess my dudes

what did u do kid????? 

“i know ed lies sometimes”

l oh fucking l

who transmutes themselves with a bed though

not the move kid

OPE

of course winry slept through this whole thing

sheska and elicia and gracia. my heart.

did the colonel just LEAVE HER BEHIND? god what a dick

sheska WENT OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

yes maam!!!!!!!

u tell that dumbass!!!!!!

why does envy have to sit like that

gon make me SIMP

embarrassing

*debby ryan hair tuck meme*

i love the way al sits

hes so dainty

what a gent

oh that lil kid was in the gate!!!!

how a homunculus is born? please tell me more

ARCHER....my sister was texting me about him when she asked how far i was. i googled him i saw his....bod....

yup

ARM AND LEG CONFIRMED

my brain waves are unparalleled

ED REALLY JUST YEETED WINRY AND KABEDONED THE HOMUNCULUS

EDWARD STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP OMG

off goes the kid

BIDOOOOOOOOOOO <3

why is she upset??? what did you realize izumi

that its your baby??? probs

im just that smart

episode 30: assault on south headquarters

YOKI LMAO

seeing yoki and scar makes me miss mei chang

MEI CHANG SUPREMACY

yoki really about to snitch

BIDOOOOOO

everyone showing up this episode

greed is gonna roll up with a venti frappuccino any minute now

archer is a creep

is this footage from the arnold classic?

“the muscles did the talking for them”

archer is a creep

who ru calling a freak HAHA AL’s angwy voice

ope

how IS hughes doing

pls not the pain

how did this kid come into the corporeal world

armstrong what

OUROBOROS

so he’s either wrath or pride ig

i dont think bradley is a homunculus in this one

yoki is basically michael yagoobian aka the bowler hat guy

there’s greed lmao 

with the ladies

EW NO PLEASE GOD

I DONT WANT ANY MORE SHOU TUCKER

KIMBLEE WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK WHO CUT HIS HAIR LIKE THAT

WHO ALLOWED THAT I AM CHOKING

NOT THE MULLET PONYTAIL

izumi taking on the military

of course

kimblee JESUS 

bradley is EVERYWHERE at ALL TIMES

this is rOUGH

there are so many parties vying for the kid

i still cant get over kimblee like WHAT

WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE HERE

AGAIN it just seems like bradley is everywhere at all times

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas: Bamn! And the kid is 4

Also on AO3! 

TL;DR:  Izuku gets hits by a de-aging quirk and it turns out hes always been super cute.

izuku gets hit w a de-aging quirk back to like,, age 5-8

angst + fluff + dads happens

izuku, iida, bakugo, kiri and all might are getting groceries

not a great team for shopping but its like, just post internship pre cultural festival so its no a disaster

all might is there to make sure they dont do something stupid or get lost. he was kinda hesitant to go with them because he cant protect them anymore but they are little heroes! so they should be ok, right?

w r o n g

the villain attacks katsuki just outside the store, the only one of them that doesnt have a licence, izuku takes a hit for him and he and iida quickly take the villain down while kiri protects the bystanders

then izuku collapses and bakugo is ready to yell because if izuku takes one more hit for someone hes going to be the hit

all might runs over because even though its still dangerous he has a hero license (bc it hasnt been cancled yet because no one wanted to be the person to do it) and thats his s o n. iida is calling the people he should be calling

all might finds just, this tiny tiny green freckly mess in izuku's oversize clothing and he wants to cuss up a storm because FUCk hes liKe 6

bakugo runs over because all might looks like hes going to cry and hes not ready for that today and he sees this horrifically familiar face. he he does swear.

izuku looks so lost but he sees bakugo and he lights up!!

"kacchan!! youre so tall wow!!! so coool!!!"

and bakugo is going to scream bc f u c k hes so annoying and adorable. bakugo tells izuku that he is normally his age but got hit with a quirk that made him small and hes!! so excited!!

hes rambling about how cool the quirk is and wondering how long it lasts and how it works and allmight is just shell shocked still

"young bakugo, should we tell his mother?"

",,, inko is in america chasing down her husband to divorce him. i dont think she needs this shit right now"

"understandable"

kiri comes over bc whats happening? and he shrieks a little and hugs izuku

izuku is very lost but hes giggling bc kacchan's cool friend likes him, so maybe kacchan likes him now! bakugo is like "fuck why do i feel emotions thats wack"

so iida, having just reported what happened and now on the phone to aizawa walks over to tell aizawa everyones status. he and sees izuku and goes dead silent

"iida?? iida whats wrong?"

",,, hes,,, so s m a l l "

"wAiT WhAt"

"like,,, shrunk?????????"

"no sensei like,,, hes 5"

just a loud "F UUCK" as aizawa hangs up to run over

ok but they are all awkwardly buying the food bc they really need to get food, tiny izuku or no

and so izuku is with bakugo and allmight while the others do the worlds fastest grocery run

and izuku asks all might "mr? is your quirk being really tall? because thats super cool if it is!!" and bakugo is dying because what the fuck does all might say to that

"no my boy, im actually quirkless!"

"oh,, sorry sir"

"why are you sorry?"

"i dont know, but thats what everyone says to me when i tell them so i think its bad?"

and he just mumbles

"kacchan said i could play with him again if i got my quirk but i never did. do i get my quirk now? is that why we have cool friends??!"

and bakugo is going to cry bc all might looks so sad and he cant deal with that

so iida and kiri have bought all the crap and they are waiting out from with this tiny bubbly kid who they have to hold hands with or he Will run off to go look at stuff

aizawa shows up in the school car (,,, driven by mic because he cant fucking drive) and izuku is like OH HI

and aizawa is like ",,, hello?"

and izuku sees mic too and he thinks for a few seconds

"are,,, you two the new heroes that just started? from that really cool sports festival!!! i heard you from my preschool!!"

and bakugo is cackling be he fucking remembers that

and aizawa is red and nods and mic is like TINY CHILD WHO ARE YOU because aizawa didnt tell him what was going on

izuku is like "hi im midoriya izuku! please call me izuku!!" and mic is crying bc??? baby boy??

so they get an update ab the villain, apparently the quirk lasts for 2 weeks and allmight is caught between happy bc Tiny and sad bc My Boy??? he says how long it lasts and katsuki groans loudly

"bakugo?"

'AUntIEs iN aMEricA For 3 WeEKs"

"shit"

in the car all might has to hold him because aizawa didnt think this through and there isnt a child seat, so izuku is playing with all mights fringe because its long enough to be in his face and allmight is cry bc its his boy!!!!

they are up front because iida and katsuki need to talk to aizawa about whatever is going down with izuku. kiri is just there for moral support honestly, he is still pretty lost

izuku is asking present mic all these questions about his quirk ands all might is legitimately impressed at the control mic has because h looks like hes 30 seconds from bursting into a screech of joy at this tiny boy but his voice is just a little louder than normal

mic is singing a song in english

and izuku says "thats a rude song! my mum said so!" in perfectly understandable English and katsuki l a u gh hs

"I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SLIP UP HAHA"

and mic, cackling bc hes worked it out had to pull over for a sec

all might is red because hes been swearing in english the whole time oops

aizawa is like "Um????? whats happening"

katsuki, through tears : this little shit has known english his whole life but he didnt want more english homework so he just pretended he didnt through middle school and forgot to admit he could when we started UA

izuku looks lost bc what did he do?? mic is saying sorry to this tiny child for singing a rude song, iida is ab to have a stroke

mic and izuku chat about mics quirk in english happily and they pull up to ua and izuku is like wAIT WHAT. bakugo is cringing bc howwww do they explain this

present mic and aizawa, 0 clue what going on "its UA. you go to school here."

"oh, did i get into gen ed? is that why kacchan is my friend again?!!"

"youre in the hero course with me, brat"

and izuku looks upset and aizawa is lost because what kid cries when they are told they get to be a hero

"dont be mean, its rude to lie"

"why would i lie?"

when izuku says hes quirkless bakugo and all might look like someone kicked them

aizawa is like "wait,, quirkless?" and izuku looks at him confused because evryone knows izuku is quirkless

"yeah,, i have the toe thing-y."

and the kids face crumples

"does this mean i cant go into UA now??"

mic picks up the kid before he can start to cry and says "of course not! i bet youd be a great hero, quirk or not!!"

aizawa and mic are giving all might and Bakugo a Look because they look so sheepish

kiri and iida are lost because izuku Very Much has a quirk, it explodes him

all might all but pushes everyone through the gate and aizawa and mic are just staring at him because they Know hes not spilling something

anyway, eri comes to visit!! bc izuku is small!!

she calls him deku and izuku looks sad bc kacchan only calls him deku when hes mad at him and izuku just whispers "you can call me izuku please?" and eri is like "YES IZUKU HI IM ERI HELLO"

izuku is very happy

hes still like, wearing a shirt dress basically so aizawa gets momo, who has a little quiet "HES SO SMALLL" scream in the cupboard, then pops out to make him a onesie. izuku asking if it can be allmight and momo is like “OF COURSE IT CAN YOU LITTLE MUNCHKIN ID DIE FOR YOU”

izuku gets this massive fuzzy onesie and hes like !!!” yourequirkissocoolallmightiloveitsoftthaNKYOU”

momo just hugs him because hes so tiny and cute oh my lord

eri and izuku play heroes!! eri is lemillion and izuku is all might and they are defeating the great villain Kirishima

kiri wasnt warned he was the villain. he just has these kids yeeting on to him and hes so lost

all might and bakugo are trying to make a child sized dinner. they are working together bc if they pretend they are doing something important maybe aizawa wont kill them

aizawa is just,,, glaring at them. he hasnt moved from the corner of the kitchen. bakugo is getting nervous, all might is trying not to spit blood into the food

its like, 4pm? and izuku and eri are sleepy but they are Big Kids so they dont need to nap. all might and bakugo are trying to finish the food before they fall asleep bc god damn it they worked for this

aizawa is trying not to smile but they are so goddamn cute. izuku is cheering because they made katsudon

"kacchan how did you know this was my favourite!! youre so coooolllL!!!!"

bakugo, suddenly feeling crushing guilt: yeah,, im,,, awesome

aizawa is like, walking slowly towards all might and hes scrambling to think of something to spare him from his wrath

bakugo : OH YAGI WERENT YOU ALL MIGHTS SECRATARY

izuku, crying: OH MY GOD

yagi, crying also : thankyou bakugo i owe you my life

izuku is asking so many questions aizawa has to remind him to breathe

please tiny izuku is very fond of aizawa but no one has any idea why bc the dude is scary

"eraserhead sir, when can i see my mum?"

aizawa, suddenly wishing he had kurogiri's quirk: ",,,,you seee"

ok but like, just for a little pain

"it'll be like a sleep over, ok kid?"

"you really want me to stay? most kids wont let me even play for a little while, so no one sleeps over. i can stay home without my mum if you want! i dont wanna bug you,,,"

aizawa, feeling a rush of fondness for this terrible child "no its ok, stay here. youre a good kid"

baby izuku clumsily braiding aizawas hair bc his mum taught him

consider: baby izuku and shinso

baby izuku is on a need to know basis bc there is a traitor somewhere. shinso is just minding his own business and runs into a giggling curly boy

and hes like ",,, who are you???"

"im izuku!!!"

shinso just looking at him and groans

"of course its you. its always you"

he picks up izuku and takes him to aiawa. izuku is patting his hair happily

"i found the gremlin"

"hi eraserhead!!!"

"thank god

izuku makes him help with his hero notes because he doesnt know kanji yet. izuku is just telling him what to do while shinso does as hes told, trying not to smile

[fy-bangchan]

Stray Kids 190324 Q&A Bang Chan w/ Translations

Fan: Who is the real Bang Chan? Bang Chan: WHO IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Fan: I love you Felix Bang Chan: I love Felix too

Fan: Chocolate or strawberry? Bang Chan: Hmm... both are good though? Strawberry?

Fan: Hey there Bang Chan: This is why I love you guys

Fan: HI Bang Chan: HEEEEYYYYY

Fan: Hello SKZ what are you doing? Bang Chan: Thinking of STAY~

Fan: Bang Chan are you there

Bang Chan: Oh My....

Fan: Chan, are you confused? hehehe

Bang Chan: hahahahah I’m having an identity crisis~!

Fan: YEET Bang Chan: YEEEEEEEEET

Fan: I wish I can hug and thank all of you personally for making me inspired and happy every day  Bang Chan: Naaawww... THANK YOU TOO!

Fan: I love you<3 SKZ cuties, this album is ognna be great!!! Bang Chan: Waaaaaaah Fighting!!!

Fan: CHANNIE FAVVVV WORD????? Bang Chan: 1. STAY! 2. Stray Kids!

Fan: What were you thinking about, Felix? (video) Bang Chan: IT’S ME!

Fan: I have no clue who this Bang Chan is I only know Christopher Bang

Bang Chan: I don't know who this is either ahahahahhahah

Fan: Chan notice me and I will put a screenshot on my forehead Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: What’s your favorite song on the new album? Bang Chan: Hm.... There’s a lot though... I like MIROH!

Fan:  ANYONE PLEASE NOTICE ME. I LOVE YOU Bang Chan:  NOTICED!

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Ah seriously this is so funny hahahahahahhah

Fan:  WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF OUR PROFILE PICTURES? Bang Chan:  I AM HONOURED

Fan:  if you guys reply, i’ll blast the comeback in my lessons tomorrow Bang Chan:  LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Fan: Which member steals food the most? Bang Chan: *raises hand silently....

Fan: I’m gonna give up :( Bang Chan: No! Don’t give uuuuuuup!!!!

Fan: Chan, who bothers you the most? Bang Chan: Stray Kids..... They bother me with love hehe

Fan: 3 q&a already, and guess what? You never noticed me :') Bang Chan: NOTICED! CHRISTIANO BANGNALDOOOOOOOOOOO 

Fan: You are not gonna read this, but Chan, thank you so much for being there every week lighting up my day💕

Bang Chan: Well, I'm glad I found this haha Thank you for being my energy!

Fan: I SWEAR IF YOU NOTICE ME I WILL LEARN THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND DANCE IN FRONT OF THE CAFETERIA IN MY SCHOOL Bang Chan: NOTICED! LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Fan: Lee Know I love you ㅠㅠ Bang Chan: I love Lee Know too~

Fan: will chan notice me, please god pleaseeee let him reply this

Bang Chan: oh no... don't cry baby

Fan: Jisungㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I love youㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I love you so muchㅠㅠㅠ Bang Chan: What about Channie-Channie~? hihi

Fan: chan u really did something here huh? hahaha

Bang Chan: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Fan: Hannie~~~~ Bang Chan: Channie~~~~

Fan: *private account* (likely picture of his abs in the MIROH mv) Bang Chan: Huh! Oh my!!!!

Fan: *same picture and account as above* Bang Chan: 😳

Fan: JEONGIN YOURE A LEGEND

Bang Chan: LEGEND INDEED

Fan: Please recommend me a song from the new album to sing at the karaoke! I love you and congratulations on your 1 year anniversary❤️ Bang Chan: MIROH + Victory Song! If you sing those at the karaoke it’s really gonna blow up~

Fan: What do you think about all these Chan’s right now ??🤔 Bang Chan: I am stoked! I love em haha

Fan: Pleaseㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m begging youㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please say “I love you~”ㅠㅠㅠ Bang Chan: Please say~ hahahahaha T/N: Chan replied by saying please say (haejuseyo) instead of I love you (saranghaeyo). He’s messing with her by purposely not replying what she wants.

Fan: CHRISTOPHER BANG PLS NOTICE ME UWU

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: if you could transform to any animal in this world, what would it be Bang Chan: WOLF

Fan: STRAY KIDS I AM GRADUATING NEXT MONTH AND YOU ARE ONE OF MY BIGGEST INSPIRATIONS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH😭💕 Bang Chan: oh we are honoured... thank you for inspiring us as well!

Fan: is 19 X-Rated? Bang Chan: hmmm.....😳

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Ooooooooooh! it’s thanks to STAY of course~

Fan: COULD YOU PLEASE SAY FIGHTING TO ME? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME PLZ :( Bang Chan: NO! Don't have a hard time! I shall not allow it!

Fan: You should do this more often and respond to me Bang Chan: hehe

Fan: I love you, let’s be happy Bang Chan: Sounds good~

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: HEHE

Fan: since we have like a bunch of i’m chans what if chan is one of them and i’m close friends with chan omf conspiracy theories at its finest Bang Chan: IT'S CHANCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Where’s Felix 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫

Bang Chan: FUSION...... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fan:  I LOVE U CHAN I LOVE U CHANGBIN I LOVE U HYUNJIN I LOVE U WOOJIN I LOVE U JISUNG I LOVE U SEUNGMIN I LOVE U JEONGIN I LOVE U MINHO I LOVE U FELIX I LOVE U STRAY KIDS thanks for coming into my life. you are the most beautiful thing in my life. Bang Chan: but....... but...... what about STAY?

Fan: I’VE BEEN TWEETING FOR 27MINS. CHAN I LOVE YOU PLEASE NOTICE ME

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: *same tweet as above* Bang Chan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA my face.....

Fan: play video games with me Bang Chan: oh anytime!

Fan: RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT SWAGGGG Bang Chan: BYE OR WASSUP MAN

Fan: BANG CHAN IF YOU REALLY LOVE STAY NOTICE ME PLEASE😭💕

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: christiano bangnaldo whERE ARE YOU? Bang Chan: CHRISTIANO BANGNALDOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fan: Will Stray Kids notice me?? I’m losing hope😭

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: WILL YOU NOTICE ME CHRIS 👉👈 Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: a long time ago I dreamed with you and in the dream I messed up and from that moment I feel like I need to apologize, so im sorry (?) Bang Chan: oh no problem haha

Fan: notice me its been 30 minutes (gif) Bang Chan: hehe NOTICED!

Fan: I WANNA MEET YOU, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GUYS, I'M GONNA CRYYY<3<3

Bang Chan: Those lips tho...

Fan: whats your favorite pokemon?? Bang Chan: Geodude! (ChangBin) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fan: Mr.Bang chan You makeeee my heart completely stop Bang Chan: But that's.... not good.....

Fan: *same tweet as above* Bang Chan: hehe

Fan: I'M CRYING PLEASE NOTICE ME Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: would one of you answer me? Someday? Ill be waiting Bang Chan: hello hehe

Fan: I've noticed that the key (clé) to getting Chan to notice you is asking to get noticed, so here goes nothing. Will I ever get noticed, love you guys so much! Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: Chris, you are the most beautiful person inside and out. Just letting you know<3 Bang Chan: oh stahp... hehe you're more beautiful~

Fan: I'm not ready for the mv help Bang Chan: neither hahahahahaha

Fan: Can anyone notice me please..? Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: I've been waiting since district9 to get noticed lol Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: I want to join the fandom so hard, I listen to Stray Kids frequently but I just have no time. Should I put Changbin's voice on loop until I'm a Stay?   Bang Chan: but careful... you might turn into ChangBin hahahaha

Bang Chan: MV COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Chris where did you go Bang Chan: here~

Fan: CHAN WILL U NOTICE ME PLEASEEE 😭 😭 😭 Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: where’s my reply Bang Chan: here haha

Fan: I really miss SKZ ㅜㅜ Bang Chan: I also miss STAYㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks so deliciooooooooous!!!!!!

Fan: Oppa ㅜㅜ Please reply to me as well Bang Chan: hi hi

Fan: I’m just asking for an emojiㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please....... Bang Chan: 😜🤙

Fan: I’m giving up now... I don’t have any luck... Bang Chan: You’re wrong hihi

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[artificialqueens]

we’ll get there [pt. 1] (plastique/brooke) - scheherazade

A/N: yeet, it’s my first time posting and it’s a fic challenge ! i decided to go with these:

rare pair: plastique/brooke

tropes: 1) reuniting after a long time apart and 2) besties who’re secretly inlove with each other and neither knows

bonus: lesbian au

Summary: Brooke and Vanjie break up and Brooke is thrust into the aftermath where there are broken friendships & inner turmoil to be found. She gets by with a little help from an old friend.

How dare she?

“I deserve better,”

Better than what?

“Better than what you can give me.”

Brooke slammed open the door of her and Nina’s dorm room, the customized rainbow number plate they hung dangerously swinging from the impact. She threw her bag in a random direction and face-planted on her bed. She buried her face in the covers to muffle her scream.

“Oh no mama, I know that look. C'mon Brooke, understand me here. We just ain’t workin’ out.”

How can she decide that?

Brooke heard a familiar laughter from around the corner. The sound got louder and louder and Brooke groaned.

“Brooke?” Her face was still buried in the covers but she knew that it was her roommate. “I—we didn’t know you were here.”

She remembered when Nina didn’t sound so surprised to see her. Back when she didn’t practically live in her girlfriend’s (ex’s) pocket.

“Yeah. We thought you’d be with your girlfriend.”

The laugh Brooke heard earlier was definitely Yvie’s. Fuck. She didn’t know if she could handle their…issues above everything else. She hoped that Yvie would notice her mood and drop any attitude that she would probably give. Not that it wasn’t deserved.

“Girlfriend? Not anymore.” Brooke intended for her reply to be biting. She wanted it to reflect the anger she felt at that moment but at the last word, her voice broke. Her cheeks burned in humiliation.

The bed dipped beside her and she felt a hand on her shoulder. Warm. “Will you be okay?”

Brooke really doesn’t know. She voiced that thought to Nina.

“Do you need anything?”

It was shameful the way she immediately blurted out her ex’s name. Someone scoffed and even without seeing, Brooke knew that it was Yvie. She probably rolled her eyes too and crossed her arms, the combination she did when she found something particularly ridiculous and dumb. Brooke was familiar with it once.

Nina tutted and Brooke heard a placating “Okay fine,” from Yvie (who probably also threw up her arms, if Brooke remembered) before she heard the door shut.

“Sorry about her.” Nina apologized.

Brooke didn’t reply. Her mind was too busy going into overdrive about everything that was wrong in her life. Between the unexpected break-up and everything else, she just wanted to chug her ballet teacher’s Russian vodka and hope that her problems solved themselves.

“Nina?”

“Yeah?”

“I think I want a hug.”

“C'mere baby,”

Brooke shuffled around until she was in her roommate's—and best friend’s, if Nina still considered her that—arms. She curled inwards in an attempt to make herself smaller. She snuffled and was embarrassed to realize that she had started crying. Brooke tried to regulate her breathing and bit her lip to stop it from wobbling and setting off a wave of tears.

It didn’t matter because when Nina tightened her hug and started stroking her hair, she was undone. Her walls let down, just for this moment.

“N—Are you angry at me too? Like Yvie?” If she was going to cry, she might as well cry about everything wrong; might as well bite the bullet.

“No. But I am disappointed. And sad. Mostly sad.”

Nina didn’t explain and Brooke didn’t question her further, too afraid of the conversation escalating and losing the only comfort she had for the day.

•

“You’re late Ms. Hytes.”

Brooke almost fell to her knees apologizing, true to the Canadian way. She had woken up this morning to a covered plate of pancakes with a sticky note beside it. Nina wrote using a pink glittery pen and questionable handwriting. She must’ve rushed.

made pancakes for u. there’s maple syrup on the counter the brand u likeee sry didn’t wake u up u look like u need rest. take it easy brooke :) Nina <3

It was sweet and really warmed her heart but one glance at the clock made it freeze. She ate the pancakes quickly (but not before drizzling them in syrup) and dropped the dishes in the sink and reminded herself to wash it later. Afterwards, she ran and repeatedly apologized as she hit a lot of people on the way.

“I’m so sorry Ms. Visage, I woke up late today and I swear it won’t happen again.”

“Just get over there,” she motioned to the seats and Brooke complied, murmuring another apology.

She ignored Vanjie who sat between Silky and A'keria and the lack of empty seat somewhere between the three that was usually reserved for Brooke. She opted to sit between Gia and Jujubee who seemed to be discussing something with Raven. She settled in her seat and turned to Gia.

“Hey did I miss anything?”

“Absolutely, we just paired up for the project.”

“What project? Who am I left to pair up with?” Brooke’s eyes widened.

“Funny Ms. Hytes, that’s what I was just about to discuss.” Ms. Visage replied and raised a brow.

There was a smattering of laughter and Brooke bowed her head and winced.

“And to answer your question: everyone is paired up,” Brooke dreaded doing a potentially hard project alone. “But there will be a new student coming tomorrow so you can do the project with her.”

The class burst into chatter and questions when their professor announced a new student. Brooke could pick out some of the most popular comments.

“What’s her name?”

“Where is she from?”

“Why is she transferring now?”

“I hope she’s hot,”

Brooke wanted to ask a question herself except she noticed that Ms. Visage’s face got stonier by the minute.

“Silence!” she called out and like magic, it worked. “You’ll meet her when you meet her. Now can I discuss the project? Yes? Good.”

••

Brooke stressed out over the project until lunch. Then at lunch, she stressed out where to sit because obviously, she wasn’t welcome at her ex’s table anymore. She sighed and held on stupidly to her lunch tray and dragged her feet to find an empty table.

Brooke thought about the project their professor gave them. They were supposed to put together a 30-minute presentation about two countries wherein country A has influenced country B (through trade, colonization, etc.) enough so that it has been integrated into B’s culture in present time. They were supposed to include how it became so and an answer to what if the cause didn’t happen. What would change?

She decided that she needed to get a high–if not the highest– grade. She was going to and that’s final. Brooke knew that she was a competitive person. She needed a win badly and it’ll be something that’s sure to lift her spirits.

Her view regarding the project was starting to lighten up. It provided a very important perk which was distraction. The project gave her something to focus on, to work towards—a goal. And she’d rather do that than wallow in feelings.

Just as soon as she started feeling better because of the project, she remembered that her partner was going to be a stranger. That one factor could potentially change everything. Brooke Lynn clicked her tongue and snapped at herself mentally. She was not going to ruin this by overthinking. Whoever her partner was going to be, she was going to make sure they were on board with her goals.

“Brooke!” She was snapped out of her thoughts when she heard her name called. An enthusiastic arm was waving at her and it belonged to Nina. “Come sit with us!”

Brooke approached hesitantly at her table. “Are you sure?” she asked, glancing at Yvie.

Yvie rolled her eyes at her. “This is so dumb. Just sit down girl.” She said and scooted over near Scarlet by her left to make space.

Brooke’s lips quirked. How long has it been since? “Okay,” She sat down.

Nina grasped at the arm of the person closest to her, who just happened to be Shuga, and looked at them like they just made her dreams come true. It was sickeningly sweet. And totally undeserved, Brooke thought, they haven’t really reconciled yet.

Yvie noticed Nina too and she laughed. “Ew stop that. You only look at your girlfriend like that. It’s weird on us,”

Nina leaned on Shuga and proved Yvie correct. “She deserves it. Anyway, this is a special occasion.”

“Yes!” Shuga clapped like the cinnamon roll that she was. “Welcome back Miss Brooke Lynn!”

“Yeah, how was ignoring us for 5 months?”

Brooke flinched. She considered not replying but her tongue slipped. The urge to fall back to the usual banter between her and Yvie overtook.

“Honestly? Awful. How did I ever survive lunch without Nina and Shuga being sickeningly sweet? Not in front of my salad!”

“If being sweet is like this then I’m diabetic.” Yvie retorted.

Nina threw them an unimpressed look. “Brooke I think you can go back.” She made a shoo-ing motion which made Brooke feign a scoff while the others laughed.

“Anyway, uh, what’s up? Catch me up on the stuff I missed.” Brooke segued, kind of awkwardly.

“Ms. Del Rio is a flaming bitch.” Scarlet spoke up and her Physics book on the table. Brooke was surprised to hear the hostility in Scarlet’s tone, and aimed at a professor nonetheless.

“Say it again for the people in the back!” someone from across the cafeteria shouted.

…

So. Insulting your sharp-tongued Physics teacher wasn’t the best idea. Scarlet and a couple other students who jumped in on the protest against the teacher—who apparently is a “demon sent from hell on wooden legs"— now served two hours of detention after school. For the rest of the week.

Brooke Lynn felt sorry for them. She had Ms. Del Rio before and she knew that she made them go through suffering (a lot of it) so that they could learn properly. They would thank her in the end. Either that or they’ll plot to overthrow her or something.

She leaned against her locker as students went past, rushing to get out of school. Brooke waited until she saw Yvie and went after her.

She needed to apologize.

"Yvie! Eve!” she called out.

The girl stopped and looked at her, adjusting the strap of her fluffy blue cookie monster bag. “What’s up?”

“Can I talk to you? Out. I meant, outside—somewhere out, like a coffeeshop?” Brooke asked. “I want to apologize.”

Yvie looked hesitant but then she sighed and shrugged. “Shuga’s bakery. Your treat.”

[tbc]

[notcastillos]

♡ s t a r  s h o p p i n g (6) ♡

@gggunner has messaged @andrew_palm, @tonytonynelson and @petersmithhh

gggunner: guys

andrew_palm: si señor gunner

tonytonynelson: wassup

petersmithhh: what now

gggunner: two words

gggunner: julies

gggunner: pool party

petersmithhh: thats 3 words

andrew_palm: DID U AND ROWAN HOOK UP

gggunner: what no thats crazy dude

tonytonynelson: thats a fat lie bro everyone saw yall takin off

andrew_palm: jamie said u guys had sex in julies garage

gggunner: thats disgusting andrew no

andrew_palm: idk thats what jamie told us

petersmithhh: whos “us”

andrew_palm: me, tony and jared

gggunner: no that didnt happen

tonytonynelson: lmao did she even ask for her o pen

petersmithhh: i hope u used condoms

gggunner: we didnt fuck

andrew_palm: what should gunner name his kids

tonytonynelson: tayden* bc gunners gonna be the kids last names

petersmithhh: lmao tayden jr

andrew_palm: AND ROWAN JR FOR THE GIRL

tonytonynelson: rowan gunner and rowan jr gunner wtf

petersmithhh: doesnt sound as horrible as tayden gunner and tayden jr gunner

gggunner: u guys

andrew_palm: i think their third kid could be named andy after me

tonytonynelson: andy gunner doesnt even sound that bad

petersmithhh: and grilled chicken for the girl

andrew_palm: grilled chicken gunner

tonytonynelson: i like the sound of that ;)

gggunner: YOU GUYS

andrew_palm: sorry what

gggunner: listen

gggunner; i’ll tell u what happened but shut up

tonytonynelson: um wow rude *white girl voice*

andrew_palm: ok dad :(

petersmithhh: fine spill the tea sis

andrew_palm: ur home of sexual

tonytonynelson: what

petersmithhh: what

gggunner: andrew please

andrew_palm: sorry go

gggunner: one second i was chilling w/ eddie turner and starlie holland right like we were just talking and drinking soda since julie isnt a smoker and were tryna respect that

tonytonynelson: when did u become a stoner

petersmithhh: aw ofc julies precious

gggunner: im not a stoner but i smoke from time to time. mostly a plug.

tonytonynelson: thats what i thought lol continue

gggunner: and then eddies like “rowan come here” and she was in the pool w/ scotty and kiarra so she came over and eddie was like “hes got ur bat”

andrew_palm: fuck eddie turner

tonytonynelson: thats fucked up

petersmithhh: was eddie drunk

gggunner: no lol i told him to say that bc i legit felt kinda bad bout swooping her shit

tonytonynelson: cuz shes hot?

andrew_palm: fiends gonna fiend unless the girls mildly attractive

petersmithhh: or maybe he has a conscience could be that

gggunner: thank u peter

gggunner: anyways i was like its in the car ill go get it and she was like ill go too so i was like ight

tonytonynelson: oooooooo she made the first move

andrew_palm: was she in a bikini

gggunner: no she wasnt like swimming she just had her feet in

tonytonynelson: whatd she have on

gggunner: does it matter

tonytonynelson: yeah

andrew_palm: yep

petersmithhh: please just continue the story

gggunner: adidas trainers w the cuffs rolled up and a tank top

gggunner: so we go to scottys car bc i put it in kiarras purse since she was supposed to give it to her and i like open the door and get it and shes like “nice of eddie to cover for u” and i was like oh shit

petersmithhh: oof

gggunner: but then i was like whatever she can see thru the bs and i said “yeah hes a chiller huh” and she smiled and dude not to sound like a girl but it was a nice smile u know

tonytonynelson: sure

andrew_palm: ya

gggunner: so i give her her bat and im closing the door and i turn around and she just kissed me

petersmithhh: are u sure she kissed u and u didnt just like bump into her on accident

gggunner: im sure

tonytonynelson: YEET

andrew_palm: damn get it gunner

gggunner: and it was kind of short but shes a decent kisser so i kept it going for like 30 seconds

tonytonynelson: tongue?

gggunner: a lil bit yeah

petersmithhh: u have sinned gunner

gggunner: ik so my hand was around her waist so i kind of moved it down to see if she would let me

tonytonynelson: the moment of truth

andrew_palm: the world is in shock! did gunner get that ass? click now to find out!

petersmithhh: oh boy holy water

gggunner: and she let me

tonytonynelson: panties?

gggunner: lace ones

andrew_palm: i mean not thongs but lace isnt bad

gggunner: she tied her hair up while we were making out too it was great

andrew_palm: shes tall tho

gggunner: im taller

andrew_palm: but shes tall for a girl

gggunner: so

andrew_palm: i thot u were into short girls

tonytonynelson: it doesnt matter a girl is a girl

petersmithhh: i thought that was some sort of feminist standup then i realized tony nelson was the one saying it

tonytonynelson: lmaooooo facts

gggunner: i had my hand in her shirt kind of but i only felt her bra bc a car came by

petersmithhh: i mean u were hooking up in the middle of the street

andrew_palm: and then?

gggunner: idk man we just like laughed and walked back and i thought i was gonna talk to her a bit more but she went back w kiarra and scotty

tonytonynelson: thats weird

andrew_palm: she did what

gggunner: yeah i just kept talking w eddie and starlie it wasnt a big deal

petersmithhh: has she followed u or anything

gggunner: no nothing

tonytonynelson: wait for her to come to u

andrew_palm: ya dont make the first move this time

gggunner: i was gonna dm her

tonytonynelson: nooooooo she’ll dm u just give it the weekend

gggunner: u sure?

andrew_palm: ya tonys right just let her dm u first

gggunner: ight

petersmithhh: thats retarded gunner u can dm her if u want

andrew_palm: no girls have to dm first

petersmithhh: since when

tonytonynelson: since most of the time

petersmithhh: i dm first

andrew_palm: ya but ur homologous

tonytonynelson: what

petersmithhh: what

andrew_palm: u know

andrew_palm: home of sexual

@gggunner has logged off!

[jamesnbarnes]

about game

thank u @rogersstevie for tagging me !!! i’m sorry it took forever to get around to lol

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

i don’t know 20 ppl to tag so i’m gonna stick with @okaythor , @steelbarnes , and @bucksies  bc i know they won’t hate me for tagging them.

last

1. Drink - water

2. Phone call - justin

3. text message - justin

4. song you listened to - him + i / halsey

5. time you cried - last night lol

ever

6. dated someone twice? - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - yes

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed - oh yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yep to both

fave colours

12. green

13. black

14. red

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - yes

18. found out someone was talking about you - OH YEAH

19. met someone who changed you - yes

20. found out who your friends are - hell yes

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - does justin count? if so yes lol

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - probably like 65% lol

23. do you have any pets - yeaaa buddy

24. do you want to change your name - i wanna change my last name lOLLLL

25. what did you do for your last birthday - cried in my room bc i couldnt be w/ my family or see justin :-)

26. what time did you wake up today - 0730 fml

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping bro

28. what is something you cant wait for - justin to come home so we can get married af

30. what are you listening to right now - nothing

31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - no

32. something thats getting on your nerves - the marine corps

33. most visited website - tumblr nd facebook

34. hair colour - brown

35. long or short hair - medium

36. do you have a crush on someone - j

37. what do you like about yourself - my eyes r pretty

38. want any piercings? - i want a nose piercing real bad but im a baby lol

39. blood type - A+ 

40. nicknames - alex

41. relationship status - engaged af

42. zodiac - taurus

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - supernatural, ncis, b99, greys anatomy

45. tattoos - i dont have any currently but i hope to have a ton one day

46. right or left handed - right handed

47. ever had surgery - nope (fingers crossed it stays that way)

48. piercings - none

49. sport - track + field

50. vacation - wherever j is

51. trainers - my nikes r my ride or die

more general

52. eating - i just ate lunch

53. drinking - water

54. im about to watch - supernatural or ncis probably

55. waiting for - justin 2 come home

56. want - to sleep

57. get married - YES

58. career - research in the psych field

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - HUGS!!!!

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - my age or older

63. nice arms or stomach - arms

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker ;P

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - yeet

68. lost glasses - yes

69. turned someone down - yes

70. sex on first date - nah fam

71. broken someones heart - yep

72. had your heart broken - yes

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - lol [sideyes justin] maybe once or twice

do you believe in life after love

76. yourself - yeah

77. miracles - yes.

78. love at first sight - nope

79. santa clause - nO

80. kiss on a first date - YE

81. angels - yep

other

82. best friend’s name - haley

83. eye colour - green

84. fave movie - big fish

85. fave actor - chris evans tf

[markleesgiggle]

Tagged by @taebreez TY FOR TAGGING ME JUNE! AGH I MISS YOU LETS TALK AGAIN SOON <3

Rules: Answers these 92 statements and tag 20 people

LAST:

1. Drink: water

2. Phone Call: my grandma called to check up me and my fam lel

3. Text message: my friend yelling to me that she saw some insta famous person while she was out and I was SHOOK 

4. Song you listened to: Bling Bling-iKON-K SO LIKE THIS SONG IS MY SHIT AND I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT

5. Time you cried: Like last month over some guy-HAHAHA I don;t like feelings ewww

6. Dated someone twice: lel I haven't even been in a relationship *aggressive coughing* *whispers* bOI MAKE A MOVE ALREADY I AM WAITING 

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anyone either. Lel fun fact every time ppl at parties wanted to play spin the bottle I’d YEET my way out of the room 

8. Been cheated on: nopE

9. Lost someone special: yeahhhhh

10. Been depressed: I don’t think I’ve ever been or am depressed. Ya know just occasional sad times and emo nights 

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: if i did it would be illegal LEL. BUT NOPE ALCOHOL TASTES GROSS

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS

12-14. YELLOW, blue, black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: YES! SO MANY AND I LOVE THEM ALL

16. Fallen out of love: NoPe

17. Laughed until you cried: Yes literally yesterday because my friend accidentally punched me in the face and I was laughing so hard i started to cry but also cause that shit hurt 

18. Found out someone was talking about you: mhmmm-but you can;t please everyone-they don’t like me just cause I am who I am but ISS whatever I really don’t care

19. Met someone who changed you: Oui

20. Found out who your friends are: yesssss-it;s so sad to think that there are so many fake ppl out there now

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t have facebook 

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t have it lel

23. Do you have any pets: sadly no-I WANT A PUG THOUGH 

24. Do you want to change your name: NAHH

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I can’t even remember 

26. What time did you wake up: I woke up at nine today-rip i should be sleeping in cause its summer but nope

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying to get my friend to explain to me how he got hit by a car and got mad at him  cause he didn't tell me but then was okay with is cause he said he was okay and it hurt only a little...CONNOR UR A SHIT AND U WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE THIS BUT LIKE CAN U CALL ME OR SOMEONE NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING GET HURT WHEN SKATEBOARDING?! THANKS

28. Name something you can’t wait for: TO GO TO A CONCERT-BUT AS OF RN I AM RLLY EXCITED AND WAITING ON A JOB OFFER AND AJSHDJHFJSDHAJ

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: literally just rn, she just walked past me 

30. What is the one thing you wish you could change in your life: its not necessarily in my life but I;d want to help my parents and i’d change their jobs so that they would be doing something they love yet earning that paper 

31. What are you listening to right now: walking in the rain-Block B

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Well his names is Thomas...does that count 

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: so like I am coaching for a kids soccer league right? And all the kids are pissing me off I can’t. Like i love kids-but like UGHH

34. Most visited website: HMmmmM idk

35. Elementary: done

36. High School: YA GIRL IS GOING TO BE A JUNIOR

37. College: I am afraid to adult so I am trying to not think about it 

38. Haircolor: naturally dark brown

39. Long or short hair: I have mid length hair 

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes yes and I just like him a lot and ajsndjand

41. What do you like about yourself: I’m funny (or at least I think so) and I care about the people around me a lot 

42. Piercings: only my ear lobes but I want to get a cartilage or helix piercing 

43. Bloodtype: A

44. Nickname: Egg-OKAY SO LIKE ONLY MY FRIENDS CALL ME THIS CAUSE APPARENTLY I AM AN EGG

45. Relationship status: Single *cough cough* but like can he just make the first move

46. ???

47. Pronouns: she/her (fun fact: I feel like y’all don’t know but I am Bi so yah) 

48. Favorite TV Show: KIM BOK JOO WEIGHTLIFTING FAIRY- I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS SHOW

49. Tattoos: NOPE BUT i WANT ONE 

50. Right or left: RIGHT (HANDED?)

51. Surgery: do I want it? no? i don’t understand what this is asking lel

52. Piercing: I want a helix or cartilage 

53. Sport: SOCCEERRRR-but i sadly don;t play anymore

54. ??

55. Vacation: it is summer and i am home in my bed-but I rlly wanna go all around Asia one day 

56. Pair of trainers: adidas? 

MORE GENERAL

57. Eating: nothing

58. Drinking: water

59. I’m about to: get ready for bed cause I am secretly an old woman and need sleep 

60. ???

61. Waiting for: THE PLACE I APPLIED FOR A JOB TO CALL ME BACK 

62. Want: I really want to go to a concert oh my gosh 

63. Get married: Yeah one day 

64. Career: I’m probably going to go into child care social working-but I want to do something with music *sigh*

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: HUGSSS

66. Lips or eyes: lips

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

69. ???

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach 

71. Sensitive or loud: both 

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship-hookups are just a no...das too messy and complicated 

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: neither 

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: LEL NO

75. Drank hard liquor: I am two years old

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope my glasses literally never leave my sight...cause their on my head or they are where I can see them

77. Turned someone down: yeahhh sorry dood

78. Sex in the first date: NO DAS WACK 

79. Broken someones heart: I HOPE NOT

80. Had your heart broken: close

81. Been arrested: NOPE I AM A GOODY TWO SHOES

82. Cried when someone died: yuhh

83. Fallen for a friend: yep currently my situation 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: HAHAHAHAH THAT’S A FUNNY ONE

85. Miracles: yeah I guess

86. Love at first sight: nope. I believe you can be infatuated with that person but love? nah

87. Santa Claus: ahhh lel I pretended to believe in him until I was like 12 cause more gifts... I was an evil child 

88. Kiss in the first date: ehhh

89. Angels: yeah I guess

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: Cass, Jamos, Candice, Laurene, Kaitlynn

91. Eyecolor: brown 

92. Favorite movie: hmmm I don’t think I can choose

I tag: @marklees-eyebrows @wonwooswonton @taeyongfireeyes @erinthekpoptrashcan @taeyongtown @kpopscenariosmadness @zaza-zoo @khhchild @joyrene @alienated-mediator (lel I don’t have 20 ppl to tag-If you don’t want to do this it’s cool you don’t have to cuties)

[leigh-danny-avidan]

all of them!

o dam

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? good morning my dude

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? !!!!!!!! we hang out sometimes and we make each other laugh

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? id care if they were into hard drugs. but idc about weed and psychedelics

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope it’s 5

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? mostly sober I think

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao probably

7. What does your last received text say? it was really sad and it was from my mom

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i lost count

9. Where was your last kiss at? at tj’s house (it was with tj)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister fuker

11. What do you drink in the morning? today i had grape juice

12. Where did you sleep last night? my living room couch bc beds are for scrubs

13. Do you think relationships are hard? no, but sometimes they can be and that’s ok

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? no, it’s been a lil messy but i like what I’m doing rn and I wouldn’t be here if anything went differently

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? absolutely not. ill be the one to lock the fukin door

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? normally id say rainy but ive been feelin the sun lately

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? literally everybody has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none of the above, im wearing shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? idk probably

20. Does anyone like you? hell yeah im a goddamn catch

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hmmmm I’m not sure actually but I don’t think so

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not that I know of

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there’s always someone but for the most part im pretty lax

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? HELL YEAH i know what I want I just haven’t gotten it yet

25. In the past week have you cried? u know it

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? chihuahua and greyhound mix, he’s sleeping on me rn

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower bc im not here to play games

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? i dated a guy who use to play football,, does that count

29. Do you think you’re old? no im a lil baby

30. Do you like text messaging? yessiree

31. What type of day are you having? it’s an okay day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeet I want to get my septum pierced but I’m not sure I want to commit

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? hell yeah im full of love

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I like relationships but rn I wouldn’t mind a fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im pretty simple but I have a lot of feelings

37. What song are you listening to? im not listening to any music rn

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? mama didn’t raise no bitch of course i mean it

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yeet her name is abby

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? we!!!!!! we send each other a lot of memes and he makes me laugh

41. When did you last receive a text message? 2:18pm today

42. What is wrong with you right now? i have a cyst

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom,,, I know her pretty well

44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? i don’t know, probably not. i like the current boy im talking to and he’s the only person im interested in but i don’t think I’m ready for a relationship rn

46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess so

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my little brother

48. What color shirt are you wearing? red

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? of course

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah his name is Stu and he doesn’t seem like a good egg

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? absolutely not. he’s one of my closest friends

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? u know it!!!!!!

53. Do you like rain? YES

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope, as long as they’re safe

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmao of course

56. Do you like to cuddle? fuck me up who DOESNT like to cuddle

57. Are you shy? ye but ive gotten a lil better about it

58. Do you get along with girls? i love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? the last text I got was from my mom, but the last text I sent was to a boy so maybe????? we aren’t dating but we makeout sometimes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hell yeah

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i have done this more than once

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes I was

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? um YEAH i slept at a boys house of course things got cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 19, and 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i have no clue,,,, leopard print reminds me of my grandma

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i wish

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither??

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i have an iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like a week ago

73. Do you like diet soda? im content with diet soda

74. What color are the walls in your room? blue

75. Are you 16 or older? I am 16 or older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? i watched the first few seasons

77. Do you have a job? nope not rn

78. What are your initials? TLA

79. Did you ever have braces? Ye I had them for 2 ½ years

80. Are you from the south? nope I’m a west coast baby

81. What does your last status on facebook say? i thanked everybody for birthday wishes

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ill talk to her from time to time but not very often

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my dad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? guardians of the galaxy 2 and it was very good

86. Do you smoke? not cigarettes bc they make me nauseous

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops for comfort but I love me some heels

88. Is your phone touch screen? yesss

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? my hair is naturally straight but i luv it when it’s curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? once or twice, but after i reached adulthood so idk if it really counts

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pooooooooollllll

92. Have you ever made out in a car? who hasn’t

93. …Had sex in a car? WHO HASNT

94. Are you single or in a relationship? technically single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? sleepin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably New Years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yes! it’s pretty good

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? hm,,, maybe? I honestly don’t know

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope I’m pretty good at pacing myself

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? probably lol

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yes and they are not fun

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: do people still listen to Kesha, am i out of the loop

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I’m too pasty. i burn I don’t tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? maybe ironically

[kyufiber-main]

92 Truths

I wasn’t tagged dEAL WITH IT

Rules: tag 20 people (eXCEPT IDK THAT MANY PEOPLE SO) um i’ll tag @jacksons-smile @rinacchin @hong-taeyeon and @piecesofhelene bc they r the only ones who put up with me and my tagging shit lmao

THE LAST…

1. Drink: Lemonade

2. Phone call: My older brother aw

3.Text message: @jacksons-smile saranghae unnie~ xDD

4. Song you listened to: Dammn Baby by Janet Jackson lmao

5.Time you cried: Yesterday because of Produce101 or more specifically the (second) love of my life Ahn Hyeongseob <3

6. Dated someone twice: Can’t date someone twice if yu never dated them at all

7. Been Cheated on: nope :0

8. Kissed someone and regretted it:  haven’t kissed anyone at all

9. Lost someone special: Does my dog count 

10. Been depressed: Not clinically but you know depressed moods

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I wish i could get drunk

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

1: White 2: Blue 3: Green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15. Made new friends: Yeaaaah buddy

16. Fallen out of love: Nah

17. Laughed until you cried: hell yes like yesterday

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Nope #iaminvisible

19. Met someone who changed you: Lol does a kpop idol count

20. Found out who your true friends are: all my friends are true friends bc i have like two lmao nah jk i just don’t do all that drama shit

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: haha what is facebook what is kissing

GENERAL…

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: 100% bc i have six and they are my family

23. Do you have any pets: one dog one cat

24. Do you want to change your name: nah i like it a lot

25. What did you do for your last birthday: ate cupcakes and sat around talking

26. What time did you wake up: 6:30am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping 

28. Name something you cannot wait for : college

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: this morning

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: uuuhhhh i wish i didn’t live where i do 

31. What are you listening to right now: easy love by sf9 (GO LISTEN TO IT STAN TALENT STAN SF9) (also this is future me and I’m listening to Pick Me [boy’s version] so go listen to that too)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Good question not in a year

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: when people start unnecessary drama and when I'm ignored

34. Most visited website: Tumblr & Youtube 

35. Elementary: yeah

36. High School: yeah (halfway)

37. College: not yet

38. Hair color:  dark blonde but it’s getting so dark some people think it’s light brown if i haven’t washed it sigh

39. Long or short hair: Long because my hair grows at the speed of light even if i cut it sigh 2x

40. Do you have a crush on someone: No unless you count Ten from nct hahaha

41. What do you like about yourself: I like that i’m honest and also my love for music

42. Piercings: nope

43. Blood type: A+ unlike my grades

44. Nickname: well my one bestie calls me Eli (yes like the boy’s name lol) and online i go by Ellie or Faith (or ele by SUM BITCh *cough* rina *cough*)

45.Relationship status: pringle as a single and only interested in korean men that are too old for me

46.Zodiac sign: cancer like trump’s existence

47.Pronouns: She/her

48.Favorite tv show: Teen Wolf, Friends, Produce 101 atm stan hyeongseob 

49.Tattoos: no but maybe someday

50.Right or left hand: right bc i’m basic

FIRST…

51. Surgery: I had an oral surgery once and lemme tell you they knocked me out with a 1000x dose of laughing gas it was aMAZING

52. Piercing: never

54.Sport: I did soccer as a little kid 

55.Vacation: my family has this lake cabin in maine we go to every summer it’s pretty lit

56. Pair of trainers: question mark

57. Eating: i just ate some ramen and rice pudding and oreos and sushi

58. Drinking: nothing but i’m thirsty ;;;;;)

59. I’m about to: browse tumblr and probably write another ten scenario lmao also procrastinate on homework

61. Waiting for: the end of school jc it feels like it’ll never come

62. Want: to read smut write a fluffy scenario 

63. Get married: wut are you saying i’m already married to ten and i aint no cheating bitch jk i’m a kpoppin slut

64. Career: maybe a translator or something involving kpop fYTE ME

WHICH IS BETTER…

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs rn bc i haven’t kissed anyone

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes

67. Shorter or taller: honestly it doesn’t really matter but tbh shorter/average boys are cuter to me like super tall ones aren’t my thing

68. Older or younger: always older always i’m sorry being a noona isn’t for me

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: both 

71. Sensitive or loud: Loud 

72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship but u know hook-ups probably have their plusses

73.Troublemaker or hesitant: Dunno tbh i like a good medium

HAVE YOU EVER…

74.Kissed a stranger?: Nope

75.Drank hard liquor? : one time my dad put vodka in a sorbet he gave me without telling me lol

76.Lost glasses contact/lenses? : I don’t wear any ;)

77.Turned someone down?: Yep

78.Sex on first date?: yeet 

79.Broken someone’s heart?: Nope

80.Had your heart broken?: Nope

81.Been arrested?: Nope but almost one time (its a long story)

82.Cried when someone died?: you mean a fictional person lel 

83.Fallen for a friend?: well i’ve never been in love but i did crush on a guy i’d been friends with for ages

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

84.Yourself?: ha next question

85.Miracles?: um sure 

86.Love at first sight?: bye bitch no

87.Santa Claus?: nah

88.Kiss on the first date?: idk we’ll see

89.Angels?: yeah 

OTHER….

90.Current best friend’s name: i currently have two: ximena (real life) and katie (online)( i HOPE U SEE THIS AND CRY) 

91.Eye color: Blue

92. Favorite movie: Twenty (like with kim woo bin and all them) or Mulan or smth

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all

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? answered

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? sadly enough i do not remember the last kiss but anyway i know her thru mutual friends

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? if it didn’t affect their performance on anything no

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? no

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? no

7. What does your last received text say? “i finally found him”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? 1..?

9. Where was your last kiss at? at a party

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? spring break

11. What do you drink in the morning? water

12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? probably idrk

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? answered

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? omg these questions

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? hopefully

20. Does anyone like you? probably

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm probably

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? probably not poor her

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? not around me no

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yeah i used to want one real bad

25. In the past week have you cried? yes

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? golden retriever

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? in the shower.....#dormlife

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? no

29. Do you think you’re old? no

30. Do you like text messaging? i guess

31. What type of day are you having? weird.......real weird

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yes i want one rn!!

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? ye

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? both ??? i guess that makes me complicated

37. What song are you listening to? mer by hyuk oh

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? ye40. What made you start liking the person you like now? i dont like anyone41. When did you last receive a text message? tonight42. What is wrong with you right now? i cant SLEEP43. How well do you know the last female you texted? pretty well44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? prob not46. Are you in a good mood right now? no >:(47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my roommate48. What color shirt are you wearing? maroon49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? yes50. Anyone you’re giving up on? kinda51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? no53. Do you like rain? nooooo  54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? every time u mean?? 56. Do you like to cuddle? i guess57. Are you shy? nah sometimes but not rly 58. Do you get along with girls? yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no  60. What do you carry with you at all times? my laptop, phone, headphones, probably a jacket cos i get cold easily 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? not now no well actually bruh idk lol 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? no 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? yesss65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? not that i remember

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? ummm 20 ? 18 ? 19 ? i think ? 

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    nope70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    idk who luke bryan is tbh71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    iphone all da way72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    disgusting73. Do you like diet soda?    no i dont like soda in general74. What color are the walls in your room?    blue at home here it’s gross classroom walls75. Are you 16 or older?    yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    no77. Do you have a job?    yeet i scoop ice cream :^)  78. What are your initials?    gho79. Did you ever have braces?    nope80. Are you from the south?    NO i am from northern virginia but i refuse to stick to the civil war definition of north and south we are VERY different to southern virginians gross

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    too laz to look lol82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    we never talked to begin with83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    nope85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    uhh i think dr strange86. Do you smoke?    no87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    flip flops the fuck i look like88. Is your phone touch screen?    yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    straight lmao my hair dosnt hold curls90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    no actually91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    lake92. Have you ever made out in a car?    nope93. …Had sex in a car?    nope94. Are you single or in a relationship?    single ready to mingle95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    doing hw96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    we had a winter dance type thing then they had fireworks 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    yeah98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    kind of99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? no   101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    no102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    yeah i have permanent ones on the sides of my arms104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    no

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g e t  to  k n o w  me tag

 asjkh tagged by @donghyuckstudies + @taebreez <3<3<3<3 ahh ily guys :3

Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning, when you are finished you have to tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!!!

1) Are you named after someone? nopee

2) When is the last time you cried? i cried so much when nct had their first win --  but the last time i cried was an hour ago bc i studied so hard for a test and i did it today and it was hard and i feel like i failed and i probably did fail and the idea of failing just kills me so so much omg i cant ok bye

3) Do you like your handwriting? yeap my writing is pretty good to be honest! but sometimes when i take notes i just look at the board and write/copy at the same time and then i look at my writing after im done and its just .... ... hahahahahahaha

4) What is your favourite lunch to eat? S U S H I i love sushi so so much like adlkj i can eat this sole creation for the rest of my life

i also like tempura shrimp/veggieeess

5) Do you have kids? sorry i aint no Teen Mom ,., but i dont plan to be a mom ever so ye

6) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? ahh i think i would tbh i feel like im a really nice and caring and selfless and social person in my opinion and i think im just a good friend material ! at least i hope so ? lol

7) Do you use sarcasm? no omg i never use sarcasm and tbhhhh sometimes i get sad when people use mean sarcasm even tho the point of sarcasm is not to get mad/sad welppp

8) Do you still have your tonsils? ya lol are tonsils that bad to be a question idk

9) Would you bungee jump? ohmg yeeee i think i would be down and then 5 mins before i jump ill be like what kind of shit did i just get myself into 

10) What is your favourite kind of cereal? ahh i dont really eat cereal/oatmeal but i like cinnamon toast crunch or those cereals with clusters i despise fruit loops hmm what

11) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? my shoelaces are always untied lmao whoops

12) Do you think you’re a strong person? holy shit not even a million ‘no’s would be able to emphasize how un-strong of a person i am especially when it comes to grades

13) What is your favourite ice cream flavour? im not into ice cream(except for matcha ice cream) but i like fruit sorbets! 

14) What is the first thing you notice about people? facial features? and then probably their height

15) Red or pink? i dont like both ,, BUT MARK LIKES PINK SO PINK

16) What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? my body/weight in general 

17) What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? black ~shorts~(even tho its winter) and no shoes

18) What was the last thing you ate? the last legit thing was asian stir fry veggies but i just tried an “orange cream yogurt raisin” rn that tasted weird

19) What are you listening to right now? nothing but the last thing i did was Good Thing -  N  C  T. T T T T 

(whenever i feel sad though (like rn) i would listen to Tomorrow-BTS)

20) If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? yellow because like its all nice and bright and pretty and everyone uses yellow but then the second the yellow crayon touches/mixes with a darker colour the crayon gets ruined and no one wants to use the yellow crayon anymore ://

21) Favourite smell? juicy couture smells really goood and mens cologne asdjkf

22) Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my friend she asked me to send her some notes for the TEST WHICH i failed

23) Favourite sport to watch? ahhhhhhhh i love soccer(fifa) and volleyball matches and then i loooveeee watching all the olympics sports collectively yeet

24) Hair colour? my natural hair colour is like a standard chestnut brown but i dyed it a golden brown-blonde but its been 6 months since i last redyed it and half my hair is brown again and idk whether ill switch to my natural hair colour or redye it

25) Eye colour?  chestnut

26) Do you wear contacts? i wear glasses(near-sighted) but my eyesight is good enough to see properly w/out glasses so contacts are unnecessary technically

27) Favourite food to eat? S U S H I. Sushi!

28) Scary movies or comedy? comedy hands down i love the feeling of laughing so hard that you’re just uncontrollably wheezing and hyperventilating asjkfs 

29) Last movie you watched? idek i dont watch movies but i watch NCT videos and kdramas

30) What colour of shirt are you wearing? im not wearing a shirt wearing a zip up fleece turtleneck sweater thats like an amalgamate of white, beige, dark green, brown, dark teal colours its rlly pretty and comfy 

31) Summer or winter? im a canadian so winter but last week i literally fell six times in a row from the snow/ice and i couldnt move and i got sick so winter rn ihy pls end rn

32) Hugs or kisses? im a 15 year old hormonal teenage girl so this question makes me hormonal i feel like i dont really see a difference i think that if the action is sincere and genuine i would enjoy/prefer both equally

33) What book are you currently reading? other than webtoons i never really read any books other than school textbooks(current one im reading is “Object Oriented Programming: an intro to java” or sm like that)

34) Who do you miss right now? i dont really miss anyone i think ppl enter and leave my life for a reason i just miss this person that i loved so much named Good GrADES ;-; yes i am still salty i will forever be salty

35) What is on your mouse pad? im on a laptop so uh ,,

36) What is the last TV program you watched? do kdramas count? The Shining Eun Soo(my first and fav >25 ep kdrama) 

NCT LIFE PLS I AM WAITING EVERYDAY

37) What is the best sound? MARK LEES LAUGH SMILE EXISTENCE i like the sound of good grades

38) Rolling Stone or the Beatles? i feel like this preference is worthless because i know neither and i only listen to kpop but i guess the beatles?

39) What is the furthest you have ever travelled? Egypt 

40) Do you have a special talent? after months of careful bs i have developed the skill of crafting excellent academic essays that require some sort of reading(novel, article, idk)  ...,,, without actually ,,reading

41) Where were you born? toronto, canada

42) People you expect to participate in this? “expect” UhM i tag everyone!

@nctgiri @taeiloves @why-jaehyun @jaehyyunn @jenowhat @1aeil MY GOOD CHINGUS sorry if you’ve already been tagged lmao 

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1-50. or if thats too much pick any segment of 10 (10-20, 20-30, etc)

YEET

1. do you prefer the off-broadway cast recording or the obcr? * broadway! idk y but i love off broadway one too ofc2. favorite natasha * …denee3. favorite pierre * dave!4. favorite principle actor * denee5. favorite understudy * How Do U Choose6. favorite ensemble member * ^^^^7. do you believe natasha lost deserved to be cut? explain why or why not * no!!!! a) its a gorgeous song and b) i think it helps develop natashas conflicted feelings and helps the audience sympathize w/ her///understand whats goin on8. favorite character * mary or natasha.. or sonya….. LMFAO9. least favorite character * anatole10. character you love to hate * anatole11. pippa or denee? * denee12. shoba or lauren? * yes13. dave or josh? * dave14. scott or oak? * scott15. have you seen it? * thrice16. have you read war and peace? * ye17. if you could play any character who would you play? * mary18. no one else or sonya alone? * no one else19. charming or in my house? * charming20. the opera or the ball? * the ball21. the duel or the abduction? * the abduction22. pierre (the song) or dust and ashes? * dust and ashes23. favorite song(s) * no one else, natasha lost, dust and ashes, sunday morning (bway ver), the ball, pierre and andrey24. song that you always get lit to * the abduction/balaga25. song that makes you cry * pierre and natasha, the great comet of 1812 (feat. flashbacks to comet closing)26. song you love to sing * all??? of them???27. least favorite song * no?28. natasha or pierre? * wtf.. wtf29. anatole or dolokhov? * dolokhov30. marya or hélène? * marya31. sonya or mary? * wtf32. pierre or andrei? * …….andrei33. is anatole a villain? * yes?????34. favorite costume * sorry not sorry but all of the ensemble costumes >>>>> main cast35. ‘fOR PETERSBUUUUUURG’ or ‘wHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH?’ * petersburg36. act one or act two? * 237. tony you wish great comet had won * best musical38. the kuragins, the rostovs, or the bolkonskys? * tie btwn rostovs and bolkonskys tbhhh 39. character you have the biggest crush on * helene…. a queen40. character you’d want to be friends with * mary or sonya! 41. character you’d want as a sibling * ^^42. character you’d kill * napoleon ,, jk Die Anatole43. funniest character * dolokhov… what a man44. favorite quote/line * dumb but when andrey says “theres a war going on” instead of “out there somewhere” im shook every time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 45. OTP * marynat 👏👏👏 also andrierre but more in wp not gc46. OT3 * andrierretasha 47. BROTP * sonya and natasha / dolokhov and anatole48. NOTP * helene/anatole, anatole/natasha, helene/natasha, wow i guess i just want the kuragins to Die not really but 👀49. ship you don’t hate but don’t really ship * whatever i havent listed already50. one thing you miss about comet * i miss gibby and reed in the banquettes :(

[partlycharlie-archive]

gender? who is she? (they???)

chapter two: hey, uh . dad? link to prologue link to chapter one

summary: papa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, oooOoOoo,,,,,,,,didn't MEAN to make you CRY (thaaaaank fuck i didn't!!!!!!!) word count: 1,796 warnings: coming out a/n: yeet yeet comin out bois

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[SUNDAY; 10.21.18]

  harry? (SumayaPotter), luna! (LunaLovegood)

 [14:06] harry?: luna luna luna

[14:15] luna!: hello harry! what is it you wish to talk about?

[14:16] harry?: i think im gonna come out 2 dad

[14:19] luna!: oh wonderful! i wish you the best of luck, harry. do you know if you will come out to your mother, as well?

[14:20] harry?: oh shit [14:20] harry?: nah i dont think so [14:20] harry?: im a little more scared abt her than i am abt dad [14:20] harry?: idk y lol

[14:21] luna!: okay! that’s perfectly fine, harry. you only have to go to the limits that you are comfortable with! <3

[14:21] harry?: tyyy <3

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 “Hey, dad?”

“Yeah? What’s up, Su?” James settles into the chair across from his daughter, who is sitting (with the worst posture ever - he really needs to start reminding her to keep her back straight, even if that’s the only part of her that’ll ever be straight) slumped over the table. As he speaks, she props her head into the palm of one hand to look him in the eye.

“Do you know what the word nonbinary means?”

He raises an eyebrow and frowns, considering. “A number that’s not a power of two?” he tries, offering a cautious smile.

She snorts with a quirk of her lips. “Close, but not quite.” She starts to pull out the pins holding her hijab together, placing them in a small bag in front of her. The layers of the scarf unravel around her face.

“It, uhm, well. It kind of means someone that doesn’t feel like a girl or a boy? I guess you could say that nonbinary people are, like, in between being a girl or a boy, even though I’m pretty sure some people don’t feel like that? Like agender people, y’know? I mean, I’m pretty sure they fall under the term of ‘nonbinary’ or ‘genderqueer’ or whatever, but they don’t really have a gender? I guess? Yeah.”

She’s rambling, pulling the sleeves of her shirt down so that they wrap around her fingertips in that way she always does when she’s nervous.

Huh. She’s nervous.

He tilts his head. “That makes sense, yeah. Why bring it up? Is it part of your homework?” He can’t help but notice the way her shoulders noticeably relax when he confirms what she’s saying.

“No, but - uh. I think I might be? Nonbinary, I mean?” She curls in on herself, shoulders hunching in towards her chest as if she expects some sort of rejection. One of the layers of her hijab covers her expression.

He raises an eyebrow. “Okay, cool. What does this mean, then?” James’ tone is filled with relaxed confusion, and he watches with the tiniest of smiles as Sumaya lights up, breathing in deeply.

“Oh! Yeah, okay.” She cuts herself with a shaky hand wiping itself across her mouth. She starts fidgeting again, pulling at the strings of her scarf and rubbing the skin of her thumb and index fingers together.

“So, uh, maybe different pronouns? I can explain that to you later, hah. And- uh, I’ve been thinking about a new name, maybe? I’m not sure about it, but. Definitely a consideration.” The words fly out of her mouth like spitfire, each one landing in front of him as if she were afraid they’d burn her tongue if she didn’t speak fast enough.

“Huh. Okay. I mean - I get what pronouns are, no need to explain that, but I’m guessing you wouldn’t want to use guy pronouns-”

“He-him. That’s what you’d say.” She replies instantly; it sounds like a reflex. “Sorry.”

James smiles softly. “No need to apologize, love. He-him, okay - so you wouldn’t use that because you don’t… feel like a guy, right?”

Sumaya nods hesitantly.

“But not she-her, either, because you’re not a girl.”

Another nod.

James’ eyes flicker around the room as he considers this, and he misses the shaky breath Sumaya lets out. “Okay. So what pronouns would you use, then? Not ‘it’ or anything like that, right? Because that seems kind of, uhm. Dehumanizing.”

She laughs, just a bit, and her shoulders relax from the subconsciously hunched position they were in before. She pushes the remains of her hijab down so that they rest around her neck. “No,” she corrects with a smile. “That’s only for inanimate objects, I’m pretty sure. I would use they-them, probably.”

“Huh. That’s not… singular, though, is it? Correct me if I’m wrong, obviously, but isn’t that pronoun only used for a group of people?” She - they - laugh.

“Nah, it’s been used as a single-person pronouns since, like, the 1500’s; it just hasn’t really been recognized until recently. You can look up the timeline, it’s actually pretty cool. But, uh. Yeah.”

James scrubs his face with his hands. “Okay. It might take a little while for me to get used to it - feel free to correct me if I fuck up, pardon my French - but thanks for telling me, hun.” He smiles in a way that he hopes is reassuring, and Sumaya lets out a shuddering breath, looking vaguely like they’re about to cry.

“Whoa- whoa, what’s up, love? What’s wrong?” He leans forward in response to grasp one of Sumaya’s hands that lays, stationary, on the table. They shake their head quickly, breathing in another stuttered breath.

“No, I just. Fuck. I’m so happy, I’m sorry, I know it’s dumb, I was just so worried, god, I’m sorry, I’m just so happy,” she they ramble, using their free hand to wipe away the tears threatening to spill from their eyes.

“Aww, love, that’s okay.” He stands up, careful not to dislodge his hand from their tight grip, and walks around the table to envelop her in the tightest hug he can manage.

“I love you,” they whisper.

“I love you too.”

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  harry? (SumayaPotter), luna! (LunaLovegood)

 [17:06] harry?: LUNA I DID IT OH MY GOD FUCK

[17:15] luna!: you did what, harry? [17:15] luna!: oh my goodness! congratulations, harry! i’m so proud of you, love.

[17:16] harry?: I CANT BELIEVE I DID IT SLFNEISLNFKESN FUCK [17:16] harry?: I CRIED BUT IT WAS OKAY [17:16] harry?: HES OKAY WITH IT [17:16] harry?: FUCK [17:18] harry?: fuck [17:18] harry?: hes [17:18] harry?: hes okay with it oh my god hes okay with it

[17:20] luna!: <3

  everybody but sumaya [longbottom (NevilleLongbottom), parkinson (PansyParkinson), weasley_2 (GinnyWeasley), lovegood (LunaLovegood), weasley_1 (RonWeasley)…]

 [17:22] lovegood: hello @everyone ! [17:22] lovegood: i would appreciate it if you all would send your congratulations to sumaya!

[17:23] weasley_1: for what ?

[17:23] lovegood: i’m afraid i can’t say, but rest assured the congratulations are deserved.

[17:23] zabini: bet

  blaise (BlaiseZabini), su (SumayaPotter)

 [17:23] blaise: yo congrats

[17:23] su: ????? [17:23] su: 4 wht

[17:23] blaise: idk bro just congrats

[17:24] su: ok

  tinychild (GinnyWeasley), onlychild (SumayaPotter)

 [17:23] tinychild: hey yo congrats on whatever just happened

[17:24] onlychild: ?????? thanks ??????????? [17:24] onlychild: wtf

[17:25] tinychild: i dont know

  ibelieveicanfly (SumayaPotter), ibelieveicantouchthesky (NevilleLongbottom)

 [17:23] ibelieveicantouchthesky: congratulations!

[17:24] ibelieveicanfly: what the FUCK [17:24] ibelieveicanfly: y r yall congratulating me ???????

[17:24] ibelieveicantouchthesky: i’m not sure, but i’m sure whatever you did was amazing.

[17:25] ibelieveicanfly: csdkjrhoewsdnck okay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  motherfucker (HermioneGranger), bitchass (SumayaPotter)

 [17:23] motherfucker: Hey why did Luna just ask me to congratulate you

[17:25] bitchass: IT WAS HER????? [17:25] bitchass: ofc it was that sweet hoe

  luna! (LunaLovegood), harry? (SumayaPotter)

 [17:26] harry?: luna

[17:28] luna!: yes, harry?

[17:28] harry?: !!!!!! [17:28] harry?: sry forgot abt that 4 a sec

[17:28] luna!: no need to apologize, harry!

[17:28] harry?: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [17:28] harry?: okay im fine [17:28] harry?: anyway [17:29] harry?: did u ask all of our friends to congratulate me

[17:29] luna!: yes! [17:29] luna!: even if they don’t know why they are congratulating you, i thought it would still be a nice feeling to have them be proud of you. [17:29] luna!: also, it is a nice demonstration of their trust in both me and you, harry. [17:29] luna!: me, because they trusted me enough to know that i was not lying! [17:30] luna!: and you, because i’m sure most of them said something along the lines of “i’m sure whatever you did was worthy of my praise” when you inevitably asked them why they were congratulating you for seemingly no good reason!

[17:31] harry?: omg [17:31] harry?: ilysm [17:31] harry?: god ur fuckin right too jfc [17:31] harry?: u absolute blessing u [17:31] harry?: srsly tho thank you luna tht was rly nice of u

[17:31] luna!: of course! [17:32] luna!: i love you too, harry. <3

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  the Tea TM [f (FredWeasley), g (GeorgeWeasley), s (SumayaPotter)]

 [17:25] f: hey broski [17:25] g: hey . hey . hey .

[17:33] s: what

[17:33] g: congrats [17:33] f: also y is everyone congratulating u

[17:34] s: oh [17:34] s: luna told them to

[17:34] g: y tho

[17:34] s: i came out to my dad

[17:34] f: ?

[17:35] s: wait shit

[17:35] g: ur gay?

[17:35] s: no [17:35] s: kinda [17:35] s: its weird [17:35] s: thats not what i told him

[17:35] f: oh [17:35] g: whatd u tell him

[17:36] s: um [17:36] s: shit okay ig im doing this

[17:38] f: no pressure [17:38] g: NOSE pressure

[17:38] s: shut up [17:40] s: do u k what nonbinary means

[17:41] f: oh bet [17:41] g: yea man [17:41] f: uk charlies trans right??

[17:43] s: w h a t

[17:43] g: ya [17:43] f: well agender rly but ye [17:43] g: we all read up on a bunch of gender stuff when he came out [17:43] f: p legit [17:43] g: u got a new name or r u sticking w su

[17:43] s: god thats so wild [17:44] s: oh uh no [17:44] s: uh [17:44] s: harry i think [17:44] s: idk

[f (FredWeasley) changed s (SumayaPotter)’s name to h] [g (GeorgeWeasley) changed h (SumayaPotter)’s name to h]

[17:44] g: goddamnit fred [17:44] f: ;)

[17:46] h: welp

[g (GeorgeWeasley) changed chat name to ‘ mlk but better’]

[17:46] g: get it [17:46] g: bc our names go fgh [17:46] g: and mlk was mlk

[17:46] h: pls stop