#sorry to the two ppl who I already saw reblog the other post - REALLY HOPING THIS ONE SHOWS UP IN THE TAGS

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Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/kusuriya_ten/status/1818845657505185993

The Apothecary Diaries official twitter account shared a short story that Natsu Hyuga wrote specifically for the account. I decided to translate it and share! It's just a cute casual conversation between Jinshi and Maomao about what they were up to as 10 year olds.

Disclaimer: this is a fan translation, I am in no way a professional and may have made some mistakes. Please do not use this translation elsewhere or claim as your own.

(translation under the cut)

The Apothecary Diaries (Hero Bunko) 10th Year Anniversary Short Story

10 Years Old

“Maomao”, Jinshi called to Maomao. This was after he’d called her in today asking for the details of another random case. Apparently the case was solved after she shared recollections of similar cases, and Basen had been sent to clear things up.

“What is it?”

Maomao drank her tea quickly with the desire to return home to prepare dinner.

“What did you do when you were ten?”

“That’s quite an unexpected question. Wasn’t that the age you began posing as a eunuch?”

“...that was later. I’m just curious what childhood could have led to your personality. Ten is a significant age, but eight or nine is fine too.”

Maomao grunted. “At ten years old things were pretty normal for me. I helped out at the apothecary shop under my adopted father Luomen.”

“Could you be more specific?”

Jinshi had asked Suiren for more tea and was now drinking it.

“That was around the time I was finally given permission to make my own medicines. Before then, I was yelled at for making things on my own, so I was really happy.”

“Don’t make things on your own.”

“Also, the madam taught me to do calculations and I was shocked at how messy my dad’s numbers were. I wondered why we always earned less than we sold, and I learned there was someone who was sick and had no money who he’d always give the medicine away to for free.”

“I see.”

“I followed them and found out they were a dirty little re-seller, so I enlisted one of the male servants and brought them with me to the marketplace to secure a spot. I took back our goods and told other buyers if they wanted stuff for cheaper to buy it directly from us instead.”

“Is that really something a ten year old should be doing?”

While Maomao had been speaking, Suiren had prepared her a new cup of tea and so she remained in her seat.

“If I hadn’t, the madam wouldn’t have given me my dinner.”

“She gave it to you?”

“She put it on my tab.”

There isn’t a single person more stingy than The Madam of the Verdigris House.

“Now I understand why you’re so particular with money.”

“What about you, Master Jinshi? What did you do as a ten year old?”

“Me?”

Jinshi grunted. “I was usually at my mother’s, the Empress Dowager’s, palace. How should I put this. Because of the odd proclivities of the previous Emperor, I was shielded from a lot of things while being raised.”

“I’m sure even a ten-year-old Master Jinshi was already sparkling with beauty as a child and was surely mistaken for a young girl.”

“Are you making fun of me?”

“Of course not.” Maomao denied such nonsense.

“I was taken care of by my nursemaids, and tutors were called to give me an education. The Ma brothers were my milk siblings, and Gaoshun would occasionally teach me martial arts.”

“I heard that Master Gaoshun was a military official back then.”

“That’s right. Since the Emperor was only the crown prince at the time he was guarded by another member of the Ma family. These were orders from the Empress Regnant and had to be followed, but it was still quite a lot to endure. Still, Gaoshun would occasionally visit the Emperor and make time to see me so he must have been quite busy. I remember frequently hearing him say ‘My daughter hates me’.”

Maomao recalled Mamei to mind and could understand.

“Even so, I couldn’t stay in the palace forever so sometimes they’d let me go outside.”

“Oh?”

“I was told everything is an experience and was brought to military training camps, and during summer retreats I remember having fun jumping down waterfalls. Although I was yelled at afterwards.”

“Summer retreat......, waterfalls. Ugh! H-How were the training camps?” Maomao appeared troubled, and attempted to refocus the topic of conversation.

“The training camps? I would join the soldier's in their regular training routines. This was also arranged by Gaoshun.”

Gaoshun’s paternal influence was strong.

Now that Maomao thought about it, Jinshi had mentioned something similar while eating chicken skewers before.

“Normally I’d only eat meals that had been carefully prepared, so I never realized grilled skewers flavoured with just salt could taste so good.”

Maomao could feel her mouth filling with saliva.

“What’s wrong?”

“I was thinking maybe my dinner can be paired with chicken skewers tonight.”

“Chicken skewers.”

It appeared that Jinshi’s mind had wandered in the same direction as Maomao’s and he held his stomach.

Just then--

“Young Master. Maomao.”

While smiling gently, Suiren appeared holding a large chicken.

“How do you two feel about chicken tonight?”

“Please and thank you!”

“Yes please!”

Both Maomao and Jinshi exclaimed loudly.

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#5

Say you'll still be by my side

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Word Count: 6k

Summary: Eddie made it out of the Upside Down, barely alive. He’s in a coma now but you refuse to let him go.

Warnings: Hurt & Comfort, Fluff, Trauma, Scars, Light Angst

Available on: AO3

A/N: Another Fix-It but this time with the reader taking care of him. The Duffers have to pry him off my cold hands if they want me to let him go because there’s no way this is happening any time soon. Hope this gives you as much comfort as it gave me while writing it. Eddie is alive and I accept nothing else.

“I can’t believe we did it!” Robin said and hugged you while your eyes were fixed on the bloody ground in front the villa. Was that really it? That…easy?

You hugged her back, but your mind was already wandering towards the two people who were supposed to distract the bats. It must have worked because you didn’t see a single one.

“Let’s get back to the others quickly,” you suggested and she let go of you, your eyes finding Steve’s and he gave you a nod.

There was this feeling in your stomach and a painful tug on your heart. The four of you quickly made the way back to the trailer.

They would be fine. They promised they’re not heroes, promised they’d run as soon as it got bad. You would have stayed with them, but Eddie absolutely refused to let you join the ‘Bait Party’ how he had called it.

He had been the bait and yet, he had been so worried about you.

Letting go of his hand as you split up had been the hardest thing you had done in your entire life.

As the trailer park came closer, your steps became faster without even realizing it until you broke out into a full jog.

“Y/N, wait!” Steve yelled after you, but you didn’t hear him. Your heart was pounding in your chest and you felt sick in your stomach.

As you broke through the tree line, you could hear someone crying and your stomach dropped. You looked around frantically until you saw Dustin, holding someone in his arms.

No.

You sprinted over to him. “Dustin! Eddie!”

He looked up at you as you basically fell to your knees next to him, his eyes red and puffy, tears straining his face.

No. No. No.

Eddie was in his arms, not moving, blood covering his face, the bats lying dead all around them. His body was covered in bites and scratches, his clothes were painted in red and it made you so, so sick.

“No,” you whispered in disbelief and Dustin wanted to say something but only violent wails came out of his mouth.

You took Eddie’s head and put it in your lap, moving the hair out of his face, wiping the blood of his cheek. It was only a very faint movement, but you felt his breath on your hand. He was unconscious and barely breathing.

“He’s alive,” you whispered, and Dustin looked at you with big eyes, his wails stopping. “We need to get him out of here.”

Dustin seemed to need a moment to actually realize what you said and then nodded, swallowing hard. “I’m sorry, I-”

“Don’t be sorry, he will be fine.” You were convinced of that. You needed to believe that, or you'd break apart right here, right now. There was also no way you’d let Dustin take any kind of blame. He was too young for that.

The other three came through the tree line and Steve immediately came running as soon as he saw Dustin’s face, taking him into his arms and then looking down at you and Eddie.

“Is he…?” he carefully started to ask but you shook your head.

“Can you carry him? We need to get him to a hospital,” you said and swallowed, tears in your eyes. The way he lay there, bruised and bloodied, it broke your heart into a thousand pieces.

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#4

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#2

Strange Love

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Word Count: 15k

Summary:  The popular girl mingling with the school’s freak should have been outrageous. Yet you chose him as a quick escape from reality because he seemed to be the only person able to give you what you needed. You had no idea that the escape he offered you would turn into something so much more complicated.

Warnings: Smut, Unprotected Sex, drugs, feels, lots of words

Available on: AO3

Sequel: Part 2

A/N: Okay this author’s note is a little longer but please take the time to read it! When I started this I just wanted to write a small smut fic but Eddie somehow started to have a life on his own and wanted to get feelings and character development in here. I know that 15k words is very intimidating, especially for people like me with a short attention span. Here on Tumblr, you have the whole fic in one go. The chapters are seperated with bold and italic lyric parts so you can just read one part and take a break if necessary. For more reading comfort I would recommend you to check the AO3 link above, I seperated this into actual chapters on there cuz it’s easier to do than here on Tumblr. Enjoy!

Everybody wants to know If we fucked on the bathroom sink How your hands felt in my hair If we were high on amphetamines

“Fuck,” you moaned and the fist in his long hair got even tighter.

He didn’t seem to mind at all.

You had no idea how you ended up here. You were supposed to cheer on the basketball team with your friends, support the cheerleading squad because your best friend was currently a member there.

It was supposed to be a fun night.

And yet you were here in the men’s bathroom furthest away from the gym and the game.

With Eddie Munson.

Your hands in his hair while his length was buried deeply inside of you. The cold of the bathroom sink pressed into your heated skin and yet you couldn’t care less.

One of his hands was at your hip, holding you steady, the steel of his rings digging into your skin, his other hand was pressed against the mirror behind you, his mouth kissing and biting the sensitive skin in the crook of your neck.

It was actually a lie you told yourself, not knowing how you ended up here. You knew exactly how it happened.

All you did was follow the smell of weed and the wish of getting away from everything for a while.

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You couldn’t stand being in the gym anymore, it was loud and there was this musty smell of a big sport event. Normally it wouldn’t be a problem but with everything going on in your life right now, you really didn’t need that.

The night air around you was fresh and you took a deep breath. As you walked further away from the gym, you noticed a different smell joining in. Weed.

Curiosity got the better of you because everyone was supposed to be at the game.

When you turned the corner you saw a figure standing there, the glint of a joint close to his mouth.

The figure noticed you and pushed himself off the wall, coming closer to you. For a moment you considered simply walking away but then you saw his face illuminated by the street light.

Eddie Munson.

School freak, drug dealer and consumer, the typical guy the parents warned their daughters about.

Exactly what you needed right now.

“Mind sharing some of that?” you asked him when he came to stand in front of you. Something in his features shifted and it seemed like he only recognized you now.

“Miss Y/L/N? What a surprise to find you here, so far away from your popular friends.” He didn’t seem too amused with you invading his alone moment here. There was this edge in his tone that he always had when talking to someone from the popular crowd. Not that it occurred often. He tried to stay away from them most of the time and they did the same.

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The only heaven I’ll be sent to is when I’m alone with you

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Reader

Word Count: 3.3k

Summary: You and Eddie have some time to spare before D&D starts. It escalates quite quickly.

Warnings: Smut, Unprotected Sex, inappropriate use of a D&D table

Available on: AO3

A/N: I’ve fallen down the Eddie hole and I can’t get out. I’m a D&D player myself, so I had to use that poor playing table here.

♣ Eddie Munson Masterlist ♣

It was dark when you entered the cold hallways that lead to the Hellfire Club.

Your club shirt was freshly washed and ready for a long night of Dungeons and Dragons. Or, how other people would say, time for satanic rituals.

A low chuckle left your throat when you thought about it and all those newspapers and magazines talking about it, causing panic for parents. Yours didn’t care, also didn’t know you were playing the game. Otherwise they might care but then again, they were probably too busy.

All they cared about was your family image and “Stay away from Eddie Munson, he’s bad news.”

Thankfully they didn’t know that you were into bad news.

His cologne already covered your senses when you entered the Hellfire Club. Later on it would smell more like sweat and tears in here, depending on what he would throw at the group during the session.

You smiled to yourself when you saw him standing at the table, preparing his Dungeon Master screen with little notes.

“You’re so early,” you said and he looked up at you, a small grin on his lips.

“You know I have to prepare, sweetheart. The Dungeon Master is always early.” Eddie pushed himself away from the desk and walked over you. “Better question is, why are you this early? It’s at least thirty minutes until the others arrive.”

He put his hands on your hips and raised an eyebrow at you. You didn’t even realize you were that early, you just really wanted to see him before the others joined for the night.

Your relationship had been secret for a few months now and so far, no one had seemed to notice. You were just two friends playing that dumb fantasy game with other freaks. At least that's what it looked like to the other students.

No one knew about stolen touches under the lunch table and late nights in his trailer. No one needed to know that. For some reason it felt better that it was just the two of you. Easier.

If your parents knew about your relationship with the ‘School Freak and Drug Dealer’ Eddie Munson, they would try to cut your contact with him. If the other students would know, you would be a freak couple which you didn’t mind but it was just extra hassle right before graduation. Only a couple of months and you were out of here, off to college, mostly free from your parents and you didn’t need to hide anymore.

“I guess I just really wanted to see you,” you said with a shrug and gave him a quick kiss on the lips before taking your jacket off, placing it on your chair where he had already prepared your character sheet.

He turned around and looked after you, a happy grin on his lips. You knew his life wasn’t easy and that you had changed quite a lot for him, yet you would never get used to that happy little grin that was always directed at you.

“Besides,” you started, a little mischievous grin forming on your lips, “I wanted to see what you were up to behind your screen.” You quickly turned on your heels and hurried behind his seat, trying to get a glimpse at his notes.

A huff left his mouth when he started to come after you with quick steps, grabbing your hips and turning you around to face him and not his DM screen.

“That’s not very nice. Wouldn’t want my girlfriend to gain any advantages for the upcoming combat.”

A shiver ran down your spine. You loved when he called you his girlfriend, something he could only do when you two were alone. Gods, you yearned for the day he could say it openly.

“Combat huh? That’s good to know, given we’ve left off far away from any combat situations.” You bit your lips when you heard him groan in frustration.

“Shit,” he mumbled under his breath and you laughed which seemed to mesmerize him. He always looked at you as you were his sun.

His look then turned into something intense and his eyes darkened slightly, his grip on your hips getting a little tighter. “We still got like twenty five minutes,” you mumbled before swallowing hard, the knot already building in your stomach.

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I wanna hear your thoughts on the scene where Cloud, Tifa and Barret just finished fighting that big machine when the were scaling the wall to go save Aerith. (Sorry I totally forgot the name of the boss) Where the platform they’re on totally gives way and they all start falling.

Just finished the fight, or pre and post fight? Imma do the latter anyway cause I love being validated when I saw something and had people tell me I was seeing things.

Ok, spoiler warning for ppl who haven’t played – do I still need to do this? Eh ok, (I tag FF7R spoilers as final fantasy 7 remake spoilers) and it’s gonna be reasonably long.

Also, this is one person’s interpretation of the scene, so if you disagree that’s cool and we’ll agree to disagree.

You’re also gonna have to excuse the janky quality on some of the screens, I’m grabbing them from Youtube and it’s frustrating af trying to get the exact moment I want.

Other analyses if anyone’s interested.

Shinra HQ vision scene (Cloti/plot analysis) 

Chapter 3 (Cloti reblog) 

Tifa character analysis 

Aerith Resolution (plot analysis/theory – I should probably update this since I’ve had other ideas since then) 

Train graveyard (not really an analysis, but I got some sweet screenshots of Cloti) 

Clotiscrew tunnel analysis 

Cloti reunion analysis 

The Promise Analysis 

Andrea’s approval (Cloti ask response) 

Leslie analysis (not mine, but a good read) 

Cloti action touching 

Aerti friendship analysis 

Cloti body language chapter 3 

Cloti healthy disagreement 

Now, strap in and enjoy the ride.

Recap time! So our trio have made it almost to the top of the collapsed plate in Sector 7 and they stop to take in the view. After that there's some banter and a boss fight and more action touching. I just wanna say before I start that a lot of this is at a distance, so it's not gonna be much of an analysis since there's so few close ups and all the body language is geared towards protective/rescue type movements, which is pretty obvious.

Gonna start with the pre battle image here of Cloud smiling after making a joke because certain people like to get it in their heads that he's being serious here because it’s a callback to the whole “merc/money” thing. The fact both Tifa and Barret chuckle and Cloud literally smiles – DO YOU SEE HIM SMILING HERE?! – has a pretty simple meaning that he's grown close to them. He's no longer that cold af mercenary who only goes on about money in a serious way. This is his version of camaraderie which suits his dry af sense of humour.

Ok, so our heroes are triumphant and pretty pleased about it. Just throwing this one in for context since what comes next is pretty fast paced.

While Barrett's crowing, Cloud's already noticed something's wrong. That's just how quick his reflexes are. Frowning, looking at the mech. He can tell something's about to go sideways.

KABOOM! Platform starts collapsing, taking Tifa with it. Cloud's speed off the mark here is almost too quick to capture. He goes after her before she even realises she's falling. He wasn't even facing her when she slipped. She made a noise and he turned. That's how attentive he is towards her. Like, fucking hell, man, I'm blown away more and more with every in-depth look at their interactions.

We know Cloud's graceful af from watching him fight (not to mention that dance scene), but honestly, this looks next level even for him! I think this is the only time he goes this far with his body language. He's got his arms wide for balance, legs bent, I mean, he is literally using the tilting platform to increase his speed. This takes so much skill I'm super impressed! And he did this without even stopping to consider what he needed to do. He just did it.

Tifa's reaching for the ground, not Cloud, btw. I don't think she's noticed him yet – he's not quite in her field of vision – so she's attempting to save herself because she's not some damsel.

And if you think this screen was easy to get, you're wrong. I've literally never seen this bit of this scene before, it happens that quick! Cloud leaps without even being able to see if he's lined up with Tifa. This looks like an instinctive action from him. This isn't something he's been taught, this is all him wanting to protect Tifa and going above and beyond to do it.

To further reiterate the last screen, he's just leapt at her and hoped for the best. I mean, he could've knocked into her and sent her flying, but he got his arm around her, swung them both around and then shot a grappling hook all in one smooth action. This is definitely SOLDIER!Cloud in the driver's seat if anyone was wondering. There's no way our poor flawed real!Cloud could do this without second guessing himself. That's why he's got the false persona, so it'll give him confidence in situations like this to protect the woman he loves.

Cloud's totally focused in the moment and relying on Tifa to hang onto him now he's got her. For her part, I think she's a bit “wtaf where am I?” because everything happened so quickly. She's got her eyes squeezed shut, so she was clearly scared she was about to die.

Well, I was trying to grab a different shot that proved my point Tifa had her eyes closed and opened them when she heard the grappling gun fire, but this one's better. Yet another part of this fast paced scene that I didn't quite catch because it all goes by so quickly.

Cloud's got his arm around her waist, while she's clinging to his shoulder. To be fair, this isn't a very secure hold by either of them, but highlights the urgency of the moment. He's not been able to get her in a secure hold so he needs to get her to safety quickly.

Tifa's not even gripping him, which validates how quickly everything happened and how she's not caught up to what's going on. Not surprising, really. This all went by in milliseconds.

I honestly wasn't going to screen this either. It's the part where Barrett's line breaks, but I caught sight of Cloud and Tifa in the corner and thought why not? You'll see the hold still isn't that secure and Tifa's legs are all over the place. I will say it looks like she's got a tighter grip on his shoulder from this angle, so that's something. And...is Cloud’s hand splayed on her butt? I don’t wanna say yes, but the angle of his arm is suspicious.

And this is why Cloud's so damn good at what he does! Barrett's line snapped and he saw him falling from his peripheral vision! How on the ball is this guy?!?! Damn, with everything he does throughout Midgar and – we can assume -- beyond I honestly don't know how he can think he's not a hero. He is definitely a hero. Not a perfect one, but damn, he absolutely brings 110% to everything he does!

Omg Tifa's hold is worse than I thought! She's got her hand flat against his chest. I mean, at least grab hold of his shirt or something! She's barely holding onto him, so this is all him with his arm around her waist making sure she doesn't slip. I've gotta forgive her, I mean, it was quick action and I sure af wouldn't move anything in case I fell whatever the distance is between them and the ground lol

Even though Tifa's position is precarious af, Cloud's still relying on her to be his partner in this situation. He can't save Barrett, so she has to.

This is just a nice shot of how graceful they both are. Reminds me of when they're in the drum separately and Tifa and Aerith fall off the pipe – Tifa lands on her feet, Aerith lands on her face – and then Barrett and Cloud fall off a platform and Cloud lands on his feet and Barrett lands on his ass lol

It's telling that these two have similar balance and grace in a fight – probably why they combo so well.

And if I said the above screens were hard to get it's nothing on this one! This happened between one second and the next! I replayed it a million times to get that shot of Cloud going to put his hand on Tifa's back because I knew that's where he had one of them, but damn, if that wasn't boss level rewinding to get!

Okay, obviously the focus is saving Barrett here, and with that in mind the second Cloud's feet hit the ground he tosses the grappling gun to one side and goes to help Tifa haul him up. He puts one hand on her back and grabs her forearm with the other, lending her his strength and support.

And there's the proof in case anyone doubted my eye. That is Cloud's hand on Tifa's lower back. His other hand is gripping her forearm out of frame. I mean, does he need to have his hand there? Is that supportive in the context of the situation? Wouldn't it make more sense that he has his arm fully round her to stop her slipping? I know some of yall would be like “yes, that's better” from a ship pov, but from an action pov it does make more sense that he's got her in a firmer grip. It's almost like part of him doesn't want to make that closer contact because it's too intimate and he's trying to be professional. It's SOLDIER!Cloud basically. Mr “I keep my distance”. The guy who got them through that whole mess. Which does go to show that Cloud relies on that SOLDIER persona to save everyone's asses, but it also makes him more detatched. However, when there's no danger, he's more himself again.

I'd like to point out that if he'd actually had a better hold on Tifa, like I pointed out, she wouldn't have fallen over because Cloud would've been bracing her more. As it is she's on her ass and after checking Barrett's in one piece – quick look – Cloud's offering his hand to Tifa. We can't see his face in this moment, but we could guess there's an element of oops about him since it was kinda his fault she fell over.

Some quick banter and it's onto the Shinra building.

Conclusion:

Ofc this is an amazing action sequence! Everything happens so quickly that you definitely have to back and watch it again, pause it and examine everyone's faces and body language to really break down the sequence of events and motivations – besides rescue.

Cloud is definitely living up to the SOLDIER hype, even though he's never been one. I wonder how he got so skilled. Is this CC stuff? Or is he just going for broke and getting lucky? It says a lot that he'll just dive into whatever danger is around when Tifa's life is on the line. But, he also trusts her to come through in a pinch too. He just had to say her name and she got his meaning. That's some beautiful synchronisation from them. They're showing how much of a unit they are. Battle couples are one of my favourite tropes and that whole mind reader part of it is just perfection to me.

Even though this is a scene of SOLDIER!Cloud at his best, that side of him also knows he can trust Tifa to support him, and even while he's being all business there's part of him that still yearns to be close to Tifa and has to resist.

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*SPOILERS* for TGD 3x12 “Mutations” aka this is me typing from the dead because this episode gave me more then one heart attack 😭🙏🏼

Also I’m sorry this post got so long I’m just so excited/happy Jesus Christ like wow just wow

So I wasn’t initially going to watch this live because I have work at 5 in the morning 🙃 and because I wouldn’t be able to pause it while my hands try to keep up with my thoughts but it’s been so long since I’ve been able to do it and I missed it despite my hatred of commercials lol so wish me luck!

Also I’m very very excited for the melendaire content we’re getting tonight since they’re working together again and I’m freakin hoping at this prom they throw Melendez either does a double take at how nice Claire looks OOOOR we get him asking her dance 😭 just SOMETHING PLZZZ

I haven’t even started the ep yet and already can’t wait to see some of the moments in hd tomorrow once it comes on Hulu 😂

I can’t believe shaun is really gonna move out like I get where Carly is coming from but shaun is allowed to have female friends and after some theories from the last ep I’m worried shaun only told Carly he loved her so she wouldn’t leave him like “everyone else”

Aww adorable these two are so cute and Claire thinks they’re adorable as well and imma sue abc if one half of that couple dies or even worse BOTH

Melendaire group chat finally popping again 😭 although I don’t text back until break I love y’all tho 💕💕

So secret checkups with glassy and Morgan 👀 when are ppl gonna find out about her arthritis for the drama~~

Oh my god since when does Melendez go in there for MRIs it’s so just to see Claire oh my god Melendez being in love with Claire and her usual compassion

Omg cuties joking about Claire going to therapy and it working well and talking about love and being happy

Like why else have them interact like that omfgggg I can’t not even five minutes in and we were already getting melendaire content 😭 THEYRE SOULMATES

God damn it I knew it something was gonna happen to the girl since the guy is a okay

Well damn that medication Morgan is on for her arthritis is FUCKING her up smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

Aww all she wanted was one prom but we know Claire will make it happen for her

Aww them talking about prom and Melendez wanting Claire’s answer and her talking about her mom so freely and then going to see glassy together THE MELENDAIRE MOMENTS KEEP COMING 🙏🏼

The fact the writers were just like fuck park lmao he doesn’t even need to be in this scene with Melendez & Claire or instead of Claire 😂

I’m surprised Carly didn’t say anything about lea knowing their business again

Lmaoo Andrews calling Morgan out about sucking up and her owning it

Claire you are not sorry for overstepping don’t lie lol

Sharly working together professionally how adorable

Park is so annoying I’m v done with him he has no soul IM TIRED OF IT

I have missed Claire being pushy to help her patients

I’m glad Carly’s smarts and her being badass scenes are being extended past the lab

Oof Melendez being supportive of his boo and unsurprised of Claire wanting to make their patient happy (BECAUSE HE LOVES HER FOR IT AND IS GRATEFUL HE GETS TO WORK WITH HER REMEMBER) and wanting her to find a way around the mom 😭😭

God I love these two

Oof trouble with sharly has risen

Awww Carly and shaun getting each other and their ideas and finishing each other’s sentences l*mlendez could NEVER but melendaire could 😂 sorry cheap shot I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Glassy is gonna out Morgan on her arthritis soon I feel it

Wow a shaire moment when was the last time they shared a fucking scene like they’re supposed to be besties wtf happened writers?!!? Aaaand it’s over in like a minute

😭😭 Claire is such an angel she’s the freakin BEST

Carly using science to explain how she feels to shaun cute

Oh my god no you can’t use an Ed sheeran song with cancer patients 😭😭 that makes it 20x sadder

Melendez and Claire are totally staring at each other in awe omg

Omg Claire Melendez are chaperones park no where to be found y’all know what that MEANS and they’re the only other people there they better fucking dance together omg I can’t he just said Claire looked to be feeling idiotic happiness 😭

AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS RIGHT I FROZE AND COULDNT BREATHE BUT MELENDEZ REALLY DID ASK CLAIRE TO DANCE AND THEY DID HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE WE GOT THAT MELENDAIRE MOMENT I’VE BEEN DYING AND WAITING FOR SINCE I SAW THE BTS SCENE OF CLAIRE IN THAT OUTFIT AND FOUND OUT THIS EP WAS GONNA BE A PROM EP I had to type all that after the moment ended so I could really experience it since I can’t pause OR rewind but I was yelling oh my god so much my sister had to ask if I was okay 😂😭 I had a heart attack when he asked her if she wanted to dance ngl

Claire being inspirational and giving good speeches again I love her so much and am so glad she’s doing better

Carly you better not have changed your MEDICAL opinion because you wanted it to align with Shaun’s 🙄

Wow glassy you really had no other ideas nor could you jump in I hate him

The melendaire exchanging looks scenes are back in action

Wow that Carly and shaun moment was super adorable him calling her idea perfect and brilliant and her being brilliant and almost perfect 😭

Man they really said fuck park this ep huh he isn’t with Claire and Melendez again

But boy shit no she died 😩😩

Wtf why can’t Claire and her patients ever catch a BREAK like leave Claire ALONE and omg does Claire being heartbroken again mean we get another Melendez comforting Claire scene?! Becaus the way he stared after her after she ran off 👀👀 oof is NOT platonic lol

Aww sharly held hands to comfort and support each other

Holy shit I was right suck it katie @pinkobsessedfreak (I’m just kidding I love you 😂💕💕) for bringing the group chat down and shutting my theory down

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT WE SERIOUSLY GOT MELENDEZ GOING AFER CLAIRE WITH ANOTHER STAIRS AND BALCONY SCENE AND HIM COMFORTING HER AND MAKING HER FACE HER FEELINGS AND TELLING HER ITS OKAY TO BE ANGRY AT HER MOM (I was robbed of a hug but it’s okay I got everything else I fucking needed tonight) and now he has an idea for with something that makes him feel better

That fake out 😂😂

Wow oh wow this ep really was chock full of melendaire moments NOW THEYRE BONDING BY MELENDEZ AND CLAIRE RUNNING TOGTHER AND HIM HELPING WITH HER GRIEF AND AND EMOTIONS AND TEASING EACH OTHER OH MY GOOOOOD IVE DIED AND COME BACK TO LIFE SO MANY TIMES THIS EP SO IM SORRY IF THIS POST IS SO LONG

don’t y’all love how lim was in this epcand yet we didn’t get a SINGLE l*’mlendez ep because I sure af do!!! Also park who?? Lmao he was hardly in this ep even tho he working the same patient with Melendez and Claire they really shoved him out to make these endless melendaire moments happen

SLOW BURN BABY WE BACK IN FUCKING BUSINESS

Also in other news shaun lost his v card and it looks like we’ll get some more Morgan angst with her mom possibly dying or some shit like that like man these writers really don’t want any of the residents and doctors to have good parents or alive ones for that matter lmao

Also some breznick moments which will be cute

YALL IM STILL SO EXCITED FROM TONIGHT LIKE OMG THIS SHOW THIS SHIP GETS ME EVERY TIME I CANT WAIT TO GIF IT TOMORROW 😭😭 like I can’t get over it I’m in SHOCK still

We’ve really gotten Melendez comforting Claire not once not twice BUT THREE TIMES this season. This really is our season and people try to say Melendez treats all his residents like he does Claire or that he has done the same for others before YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

Okay I’m done I think freaking out at least on this post freak out about it in the comments with me tho or my ask or by reblogging just be happy with me okay 😂

P.S. check out my melendaire gifset that’s not showing up in the tags 🙃

[horansqueen]

part 3 of the threesome: y/n has a dirty dream about niall and is saying his name in her sleep and harry calls niall in the room to fix her problem

finally! part 3 of the 3some! you can read the other parts here: PART 1 // PART 2

I used the ideas I got but sort of changed them a bit to fit. 7.2k. yes, im sorry lmao i wanted to include all of this! SMUT!!! and the usual warnings :)

please let me know what you think it would make me so so so happy! and if you like, reblog and comment too!!! :) 

(i already have a few ideas for the next part, depending on how well-received this one is and if ppl are interested)

NIALL

At Harry’s request, I decided to remain far from his girlfriend. I was pretty sure he was not completely over the fact that he found us fucking without his consent and although he didn’t seem to hold a grudge, I knew better than to make the same mistake twice. Unfortunately though, it didn’t feel much like a mistake. The feelings I had for her, albeit only sexual, were starting to obsess me. I tried different things to get her off my head but it seemed pointless and after a while, I decided that the best way would be to start dating again.

I had a few dates with Nadia, and I enjoyed her company. I was not sure it would actually work between us but at this point, I was ready to try anything and Nadia was a good distraction. She had a killer body and was exactly my type, which also meant that she was very different than Y/N.

The two sexual encounters I had with Harry and Y/N were always in my head and if I wanted to be honest with myself, I would probably crave it forever, but I was trying not to keep my hopes up because I was pretty sure it would never happen again.

Until that day. The day that for some reason, Nadia, Harry, Y/N and I all wanted the living room for a movie night. Harry’s girlfriend (as I tried to never forget), was wearing shorts and a tank top and although I was well aware of what was hidden underneath, I was desperate to see it again. My eyes fell on her legs as Harry proposed that we just watched a movie the four of us together and I was a bit too lost in my thoughts to argue.

We ended up watching a James Bond movie but as usual, I couldn’t focus on the story. I was sitting on the couch, Nadia leaning against me as if we were an official couple, while Harry and Y/N were on an other couch. I kept glancing at them, staring at Harry’s fingers brushing against his girlfriend’s thigh, as I tried not to get hard at the thought of what it would feel like. I must not have been as subtle as I thought because at some point, I looked up into Y/N’s eyes and she was staring right back at me. She sent me a smirk and spread her legs slightly, making my eyes fall on her inner thighs immediately.

A loud action scene started and I saw Y/N glance at Nadia. I could swear I saw hatred or anger in her eyes right before she moved them back on me. Her hand slipped on her breasts, her fingertips rubbing gently on her nipples, making them poke through the fabric of her top. I squirmed a bit, trying to get a better position. Nadia was leaning against my crotch and I didn’t want her to notice I was turned on by an other girl. In fact, I didn’t want to draw attention to me at all.

Y/N started nibbling on her bottom lip, dragging her hand between her legs and caressing her pussy slowly over her shorts. I held my breath and felt my heart twist in my chest when she pushed her shorts aside, showing me she was not wearing panties..

“Fucking hell.” I whispered, closing my eyes tight as Nadia turned back to me and sent me a frown.

“You okay Niall?”

I cleared my throat and opened my eyes again, sending her a smile. “Yea, just a headache.”

She brought her hand to my cheek and it took me all my strength not to glance back at Y/N to see more of the show she was putting on for me.

“Would you rather go to bed?” she asked again, testing my patience.

“Naa, let’s finish the movie first, yea?”

With a quick nod and a smile, she turned her attention back to the movie and I breathed out subtly before filling my lungs again and turning my head back to look at Y/N. Her finger was running on her slit, focusing mostly on her clit. I could see her pussy glistening because of her wetness and my lips parted when one of her fingers slipped inside of her. I could only imagine what it would feel like to slide my cock inside her and I groaned, this time moving more on my seat. It made Nadia move and I felt suddenly relieved that she was not pressed on my dick anymore. When Y/N took her finger out and brought it to her lips, I felt my cock swell in my pants and placed my hand over it to hide whatever was going to show. She sucked on her finger for a few seconds and brought it back between her legs, spreading them more again and adding an other finger inside her. Her free hand ran on her breasts as she was fingerfucking herself slowly. My pants felt too tight and I couldn’t help it anymore.

Quickly, I bounced up and cleared my throat, excusing myself, before rushing to the bathroom. I closed the door behind myself and held my body weight on the sink, my eyes closed, as I tried to let go of my hard on, without much success. My hands gripped the counter so hard my knuckles turned white but all I could focus on was how hard my dick was pressing against my pants.

No matter what I was trying to do, it was not working. I couldn’t let go of my hard on, I couldn’t forget my sexual nights with Harry and Y/N and clearly, I couldn’t stop the lust I felt constantly for my best mate’s girlfriend. Not even a girl like Nadia, who was physically everything I ever wanted, could make me stop wanting Y/N. It was driving me crazy up to the point where there seemed to be no solution and I was ready to accept that I would never truly be satisfied.

I was just about to give up and jerk off when the door opened and it made me realize I had forgotten to lock it.

Y/N

I hated that girl, with her perfect body, her long legs and the way she was all over Niall like they were an official couple. Yea, I was jealous. I loved my boyfriend, and I didn’t want to leave Harry, but I also was not ready to let go of Niall, and seeing her with a barbie was igniting a fire that I couldn’t seem to smother.

When I noticed the way he was looking at me through the movie, I felt content with the whole thing and I decided to tease him, just to see where it would lead. The way he squirmed on his seat and finally propped up the couch to run to the bathroom made a feeling a victory spread in my veins. I loved knowing he still wanted me as bad as I wanted him and perhaps, this girl he kept hanging out with was not a big deal for him.

I waited a few minutes, hoping he wouldn’t come back too soon, and finally turned to Harry, turning his face gently my way to kiss the corner of his lips.

“I’m gonna go get some snacks.” I just breathed.

He nodded quickly and pecked my lips, turning his attention back to the movie. I glanced at Nadia, noticing she was doing the same. I was wondering if she even noticed that Niall was not next to her anymore but I pushed that thought away and walked to the bathroom. I pressed my ear on the door but heard nothing, a bit disappointed. I sort of wished I would have caught him masturbating.

I turned the knob and felt my heart jump when I noticed it was not locked, but it’s only when he looked up at me that my heart completely twisted. I wanted him very bad but I was too scared of rejection to tell him with words. Instead, I walked in and closed the door behind me, this time, locking it.

My eyes traveled on his body and ended up on his dick. My lips curled when I noticed he was hard and I bit my bottom lip, bringing my gaze back to his. I moved a few steps closer and placed myself between him and the sink, leaning against the counter. I tilted my head and grabbed his shirt, my smile turning into a smirk. My free hand moved to his cock and I palmed him through his jeans for a few seconds before slip it in his hair. We stared in each other’s eyes until I let out a low chuckle and pushed on his head.

“Come on, you know what to do.”

It took him a few seconds to understand but I kept pushing gently on his head until he was on his knees and I propped one of my legs on the side of the bath.

“I really want this.”

My voice was low and I licked my lips as he was looking up at me. His hands brushed on my legs and with two of my fingers, I moved my shorts aside again. It barely took half a second until I felt his mouth crush on my pussy. My eyes closed and I let my head fall back slightly as he ran his tongue on my slit.

“Your shorts are drenched.” he just said in a low tone as I felt his breath against my pussy, making me even more impatient.

“Mm yea, it’s your fault.” I pushed on his head, bringing him back between my legs, and this time, his tongue slipped inside me, making me hold my breath.

“Oh god yes, don’t stop.”

He kept tongue fucking me for a while and I could hear how wet I was as he did. He finally moved his lips to my clit and I let go of his hair to press my palm on my own mouth as I tried not to moan. I could feel my leg starts to shake and he gripped it tight, trying to help me keep my balance.

“Oh fuck, Niall I’m gonna cum.” I murmured, slipping my hand back in his hair and gripping it tight and hard as I started grinding on his face.

I could hear him groan against me and my whole body started shaking. I closed my eyes tight as I felt an orgasm cross my body and he kept sucking on my clit hard until the grip i had in his hair loosened and I let out a sigh.

“Jesus Christ…”

I kept my eyes closed and dropped my leg as I felt Niall’s hands run up on my body. His warm breath made my lips curl and I whimpered low when his mouth met mine. I allowed him to kiss me deeper, tasting myself on his tongue. An amazing post-orgasm feeling was lingering as he pulled my body closer to his and I let my hands slide down until his pants, unzipping them slowly.

“Harry didn’t want us to fuck, but I don’t think he mentioned this.” I whispered against his lips as I took his dick out.

He was so hard I was pretty sure it wouldn’t take long for him to cum and I pushed him away gently to slip my shorts down. I watched him as his gaze followed my hands until they were both wrapped around his cock. He hissed between his teeth when I squeezed it and started jerking him off slowly and his eyes moved up to meet mine. It made me smile and I nibbled on my bottom lip, wishing I could feel him inside me.

Instead, I moved one of my hands to his back, pushing him closer to me. I spread one of my legs slightly and slid his dick between my legs before to close them again. We remained motionless for a few seconds and I could swear I felt his dick twitch against my pussy. He pulled himself back slightly only to push himself again and I held my breath when it rubbed against my clit, overstimulating me and making my eyes flutter.

“Fuck, petal.”

Hearing him curse and giving me a cute name made my lips curl again and he started thrusting gently, helped by my wetness and his spit. His hand found my waist and his mouth brushed against my neck, drawing out an other moan from me.

“I want your cum so bad.” I admitted in a whisper. “All over my pussy..”

He groaned in my neck and my eyes shot open when he dug his teeth in my skin. A rush of pleasure invaded me and I moaned his name slightly louder than expected. His hand gripped my waist tighter and he groaned again before moving back a bit. I felt his cock slip away and quickly looked down as he jerked himself, the tip of his dick rubbing against me. Quickly, I propped myself up on the counter and opened my legs. He moved closer and let out some profanities as he came on my pussy. I watched his cum drip on me, feeling my whole body throb, and finally grabbed his dick to brush my thumb on his tip.

“Fuck…”

I smiled and stared between my legs as I ran my finger on my slit, spreading his cum more on me.

“You need to get dressed, petal, they’re gonna be looking for us.”

I nodded, slightly disappointed, and grabbed my shorts back, stepping in them.

“You’re… not gonna clean yourself?”

I let out a short laugh and turned to him as I was pulling my shorts up.

“No, why would I do that?” I asked, taking a step closer and tilting my head. “Your cum all over my pussy turns me on way too much.”

HARRY

She was gone with him, I knew it. I didn’t know if they both thought I was an idiot, or if they actually did this on purpose. I knew she enjoyed when I was a bit rough with her, but I was getting slightly annoyed at the fact that she seemed to lust my best mate more than me. It really hit me earlier this week, and since then, I couldn’t seem to get over it.

I was freshly out of the shower and she was already asleep. It was  dark outside and I knew she had a rough day, which is why I wasn’t surprised that she had fallen asleep almost as soon as she got back home, completely dressed in our bed. Seeing her so vulnerable, her hair sprawled on the mattress, her shirt slightly twisted, and her lips half-open, really turned me on.

I felt like we hadn’t fucked in months, even if it had only been a few days, and I dropped my towel on the floor to grab my half-hard cock. I got closer to the bed as my hand squeezed my length a bit before moving on the bed with her, making sure i wouldn’t wake her up. Slowly, i moved her shirt up and cursed low when I noticed she was not wearing a bra. I let go of my dick and stared at her, laying in front of me, wondering if I should touch her. Suddenly, she squirmed slightly and i held my breath when I heard her whimper. I waited until she stopped moving again to work on her pants. I felt lucky she had decided to wear sweatpants and groaned low when i noticed she was also not wearing panties. The fact that she was going around without underwear these days really fucked me up and I allowed myself to spread her legs slightly, slipping two fingers against her slit.

“Fuck, what are you dreaming about?” I murmured, knowing she wouldn’t answer.

I slid my fingers inside her as I grabbed my cock again, kneeling on the bed next to her. I could feel how wet she was without even fingering her and it was driving me insane. I got closer slowly to run the tip of my dick against one of her nipples, wondering if I wanted her to wake up or not. I pulled my fingers out only to push them back gently. I watched her squirm again and kept fucking her slowly for a few minutes. The more she whimpered, the harder I was getting and I finally took my fingers back to rub her juice all over my cock, focusing on the tip.

I couldn’t take it anymore and just got on top of her, running my lips on her neck as I slid an inch of my cock inside her.

“Mm…”

Her head moved and it brought a smirk on my lips.

“How does that feel princess? Good?” I breathed out, nibbling on her skin and making her moan louder. “Your pussy feels so fucking amazing, kitten.”

That’s when I heard it. The only thing that could literally make me soft again.

“Mm, Niall…”

I stopped moving completely. All I could hear was my heart beating all over my body and I was not even sure I was hard anymore. I backed away a bit to look at her and noticed she was still sleeping.

I didn’t want to be the kind of boyfriend that was jealous but knowing my girlfriend dreamed about my best friend fucking her when I was the one inside her was really bothering me. I could just move away and leave to be mad somewhere else, but it didn’t just annoy me, it also made me a bit angry.

I let one of my hands run on her stomach and up one of her breasts, slapping it before squeezing it tightly. I could feel her waking up and she started struggling beneath me, not completely aware of what was happening. Still, the way she wiggled made me hard again and I slid my hand up to her neck, pressing my fingers on her throat. Her eyes shot open and she jumped slightly when she noticed me before sighing low of relief.

“Fuck, I’ve been wanting to use you for about a week.” I admitted low. “You want me to use you, don’t you kitten?”

She nodded quickly and I pushed myself roughly inside her. Her lips parted open and her eyes rolled back as one of her hands grabbed my wrist. It only made me press my fingers harder on her neck and she breathed in through her nose, showing me I wasn’t going too hard.

“Fucking look at me.”

She obeyed quickly and I started thrusting in and out of her as hard as I could, making sure she would feel every inch of my cock slip in and out of her. The way she stared at me was full of lust and I enjoyed the fact that she was definitely not thinking about my best friend anymore.

“Tell me you’re mine.” I ordered, my lips so close to hers they almost touched. “All of you.”

Her grip around my wrist tightened and she moaned more.

“I’m yours, i’m all yours.” she repeated a few times, making my dick swell even more inside her.

I stuck my tongue out and turned her head to see her cheek, licking from her jaw to her hairline.

“Fuck yes you’re mine.” I whispered right in her ear. “You’re my own little slut aren’t you?”

Once again, she nodded quickly and I bit behind her ear as hard as I could, making her yell. I knew she liked it and her eyes fluttered suddenly.

“Harry, I’m gonna… i’m gonna cum…”

Her words made me fuck her harder and deeper as I watched her body jerk with every thrust.

“Cum.” I just let out. “Cum and scream my name. As loud as you fucking can.”

Her eyes shut tight and she started wiggling under me. Her body shook with spasms and I could feel her throb around me, squeezing my cock inside her and bringing me close to an orgasm too. But it’s only when she started yelling my name along with a few curse words that I felt the rush.

“Harry! Fuck, yes, oh my fucking god, Harry!”

I spilled inside her with a few groans as she kept mouthing my name low with a few whimpers in-between. I let go of her throat and let myself fall on top of her, still maintaining myself slightly to be sure not to crush her. After a while, I brought my forefinger near her neck and brushed it on her skin.

“Did I hurt you?” I asked, feeling suddenly extremely guilty. “I’m sorry.”

She smiled and turned her face to look at me, shaking her head from left to right.

“No, it’s all good.”

I nodded and we stayed silent for a while until I realized she was falling asleep again.

“Y/N?”

My voice was low, and I could barely believe what I was going to ask. Hopefully, she wouldn’t remember in the morning.

“Mm?”

I stared at her and brought my hand to her cheek, turning her face in my direction as she kept her eyes closed. I loved her. I fucking loved her.

“Do you still love me?”

This time, her eyes fluttered open and she stared back at me. Her lips curled and she chuckled without a sound, bringing her own hands to cup my face.

“Yes. I love you, Harry.” she confessed, licking her lips. “I really do.”

NIALL

I was surprised to see Nadia putting her coat on when I came back from the bathroom. Y/N had decided to let me go back first and join us a few minutes later just in case people would become suspicious but now I was a bit scared Nadia was aware of something.

“You’re leaving?”

She grimaced, sticking her tongue out in disgust and it made me frown.

“Yea, I work tomorrow. And since we said we would never spend the whole night together..”

That was a rule I made up myself, and I knew she hated it, but there was no way I was going to be steady with someone. She’d leave clothes in my drawers, her stuff in the bathroom, and eventually, before I could even do anything about it, she’d practically be spending six days out of seven at my apartment. No, that was not going to happen, and it was the only way I found to make sure it wouldn’t.

“Oh okay, I get it.”

She took a step closer and kissed my lips before letting her hand slide on my chest.

“Call me?”

I shoved my hands in my pockets and glanced behind me to see if Y/N was coming back.

“Mm, okay.”

“Keep watching the movie, I’ll show myself out.” she proposed with a smile before waving and leaving.

I sighed and let myself fall back on the now empty couch to put my attention back on the movie but something was weird and I suddenly felt uncomfortable. I turned around only to see Harry glaring at me. If looks could kill, i’d be fucking dead already.

“You okay, mate?”

“I know you fucked my girlfriend.” he let out, ignoring my question. “Again.”

I swallowed slowly and licked my lips, finally shaking my head and looking away.

“I didn’t… really…”

I stammered, searching for the right words, but i knew that no matter what I’d say, he was not gonna buy it. I didn’t know how I was gonna get out of this and I suddenly felt very nervous.

“While your girlfriend was there too…” he continued, ignoring what I said once again.

This time, I turned to him and frowned.

“Nadia isn’t my girlfriend, and she never will be.”

“Alright.” Harry said, getting up. “That makes something clear at least.”

He walked closer to my couch and i could feel my heart thumping hard inside my chest. I didn’t want to hurt him, but I also didn’t know how to resist his girlfriend. Unexpectedly, he sat next to me and sighed, closing his eyes.

“I love her, you know.”

His voice was almost shaking when he talked and I suddenly felt extremely guilty, guiltier than I ever felt before.

“She loves you too.” I just replied, without knowing if I was lying or not.

“Look, I’m okay with you two doing stuff sometimes, but in the end, she’s with me.” he explained as I held my breath. “And when I fucking marry her, you’re gonna stay the fuck away forever.”

I quickly nodded. There was no way I was going to argue with him. That’s when Y/N entered with a bag of chips and we both turned to look at her. She sent us a curious look and Harry made a quick head movement to tell her to come closer. He extended his arm and she quickly grabbed his hand, walking past me and quickly straddling him.

“Leave the bag.” he told her in a hoarse voice, staring in her eyes.

She did as she was told and I realized that she loved forcing me down on her, but she would let Harry dom her all the time. She was getting something different from both of us and I was not sure what to think of it.

Roughly, Harry pushed her head closer to his and kissed her lips. I stared at them, feeling slightly uncomfortable for being there with them when they seemed so intimate.

“Dry hump me.” he whispered. “That would be a good start.”

I watched as her lips curled into a large smile and she started rubbing her hips against his. I knew how wet she was, and I also knew she had my cum all over her pussy. It took me all my strength to get off the couch but I didn’t have time to go anywhere: Harry grabbed my shirt.

“You stay here.”

I didn’t say anything and I sat back, trying to avoid looking at them, without much success. The way her hips were moving, her pussy rubbing hard against the bulge in his pants, I just couldn’t look away. He was holding her waist and I could see his fingers sink in her skin through her shirt. I was getting hard too : the sight was incredible.

“What do you want me to do, kitten?”

Their eyes were still locked on each other and I palmed myself through my pants. I was still horny, even if my last orgasm happened not so long ago and was incredible. I wanted more, I always did. And I was not sure if Harry kept me around to show me that Y/N was hers, or to have me participate again.

“Touch him.”

This time, I held my breath. I could barely believe the words that came out of her mouth and I knew the shock was visible on my face. She stopped moving over him and both their heads turned my way. My eyes fell on Harry’s hand as it moved close to me, giving me time to back off. Every fiber of my being was telling me to get up and leave but the fact that my dick was still hard made me doubt everything. His hand reached my thigh and I stiffened as he squeezed it gently.

“Relax.”

I breathed out, looking intensely as his hand slipped up on my thigh to reach my cock. I was a bit confused about how to feel and I sighed in relief when Y/N pressed her lips against mine.

“Kiss me.” she whispered. “It’ll feel good, I promise, okay?”

I nodded as her lips brushed against mine. “Mmhm, okay.”

It was insane all the things she could make me do and I kissed her again, deepening the kiss this time. I felt Harry’s hand unzip my jeans as my heart threatened to come out of my throat but I didn’t move. I felt Y/N’s hand slip under my shirt as Harry’s fingers ran on my cock, over my boxers. I couldn’t help but feel aroused by all these hands on me and the attention I was getting. I never had that kind of threesome before and for some reason, I always thought it would be with two girls.

Y/N

I couldn’t believe my eyes. I knew Harry was ready to play the game, but when it came to Niall, I was not really counting on it. But I was wrong, and I was glad to be. I knew he wouldn’t go too far but seeing this turned me on even more. I allowed my lips to leave his only to take a look at Harry’s hand inside Niall’s pants. I let one of my own hands slip in my shorts to notice I was already wet before getting up and pushing my shorts down. I did the same with my top and threw it on the floor before noticing that Niall was staring at me.

“Was that me, or the fact that Y/N got completely naked?”

I glanced at Harry and finally my gaze moved down on Niall’s crotch. His dick was out, Harry’s hand wrapped around it, and I noticed just how hard he was.

“Maybe it’s time you help him, kitten.” Harry proposed with a chuckle. “And me, too.”

I watched Harry let go of Niall and get up to pull his pants down. It took a few seconds but Niall did the same before they both sat back on the couch. Niall was definitely harder than Harry and it made me want to sit on him but instead, i got on my knees between the two of them, running my hands on one of their thighs each. I reached for their dicks and squeezed them at the same time, earning a groan from both.

“Admit it.” I asked with a smirk, looking at Niall. “You prefer when it’s me.”

“I do petal, I really fucking do.”

His confession made me chuckle and I started jerking them both, doing the same wrists movements and focusing on their tips. I felt Harry’s hand in my hair as he pushing his body forward a bit. I knew what he wanted but I liked it too much when he took control and I let him pull me by my hair. I opened my mouth as he pushed my head down on his dick, still trying to stroke Niall at the same time.

“Make me harder, kitten.” he whispered as I felt his dick swell more against my tongue. “Just like that.”

I choked slightly as he pushed my head down and pulled on my hair again and again. When he let go, I looked at his cock soaked with my spit and wiped my mouth. I barely had time to breathe when I felt an other hand in my hair. Niall’s grip was even tighter and I inhaled deeply before he pushed hard on my head. His dick slipped completely in my mouth and I chocked again, gagging a bit. He held my head down and I realized it was the first time Niall was rough and took control with me.

My hand found Harry’s dick and when Niall let go of my hair, I grabbed his dick too and started sucking on his tip. He groaned again and let his head fall back and his eyes closed for a few seconds before opening them again and looking at me. I felt his cock throb a bit in my mouth and moved again to go back to Harry, my tongue running from his balls to his tip slowly before tilting my head and sucking down his length. My tongue slipped on his balls and gently, he passed his hand in my hair.

“I love when you do that.”

I thought he’d ask me to do it to Niall but he simply enjoyed my tongue on his balls until I backed away to look at him. He sent me a smile as I let go of both of their cocks and he grabbed his to keep stroking it very slowly.

“He’s already got a piece of you in the bathroom earlier.” Harry pointed out, making my heart jump in my chest. “You’re gonna ride me first.”

I stared at him in shock, my lips slightly parted, and finally glanced at Niall.

“He didn’t tell me, but i’m not stupid.”

I felt suddenly guilty and licked my lips, placing my hands on my boyfriend’s knees. I knew he could read it in my eyes and he brought his free hand to my cheek, caressing it softly.

“Come on, kitten, sit on my dick.”

His voice was gentle and I licked my lips again before getting up, putting my weight on his knees. I finally straddled him and his eyes followed mine until I was on top of him. I moved down very slowly, feeling his dick slide inside me. I gripped his shoulders at the amazing feeling and closed my eyes, letting out a short and low whimper. When he was balls deep inside me, I remained motionless and opened my eyes to dive them into his.

“I’m sorry.” I mouthed, glancing down at his heart-shaped lips.

He brought me closer, his hand behind my head, his lips opened, and he kissed me hard and deep. His tongue felt so good against mine that I let out a few moans. He swallowed them and I started rocking my hips back and forth to get some friction. I was horny and I wanted him. I wanted Niall too. I wanted them both.

Harry stopped kissing me and leaned against the couch, allowing me to move better over his cock, bouncing on it. I enjoyed the feeling of his dick deep in me and every time he was completely inside, I felt a rush to my brain and whimpered.

It took only about a minute until I felt fingers brushing my ass gently and I turned to look at Niall. He was jerking off hard, his other hand traveling on my ass gently. I waited until his eyes met mine and he finally moved closer on the couch, bringing his hand to my breasts and letting it slip between my legs. I felt two of his fingertips rub against my clit as I kept riding Harry and I felt my whole body shake at his touch, as if an electric shock had crossed my body.

I stopped moving over my boyfriend and breathed in as Niall kept going. I looked down at his fingers and noticed Harry was looking too. He looked up and our eyes met again before he made a quick head movement.

HARRY

I motioned for her to go ride him and she quickly switched to sit on his lap. He didn’t say anything, he just held his dick as she sat on it quickly. His eyes fluttered close and his hands ran from her shoulders to her ass. I watched as he squeezed it and spanked it once a bit gently and then harder. It made me want to do the same and I got up, placing myself behind her. I gripped her hair with one hand and pulled on it, making her head fall back. Her eyes opened as she was still squirming over him and I bent down to kiss her, quickly pushing my tongue past her lips. She quickly sucked on it and it made my cock swell even more in my hand as I enjoyed her lips wrapped around my tongue as they would be around my dick. Fuck, she definitely knew what she was doing.

I let my grip loosen and she rode him harder and quicker. I could hear their skin hit each other’s and roughly, I spanked her as hard as I could. She let out a loud moan and I did it again, watching as the skin of her ass turned a soft shade of red and then a darker one.

My hand squeezed and ran on my cock as I watched them fuck in front of me and after a few minutes, I pushed on her back to make his dick slip out. I bent my knees and quickly pushed my cock inside her. She was bent too, her face very close to Niall’s, and I could only imagine her, eyes closed, lips parted, whimpering low as I fucked her. I knew that’s what he was seeing and he grabbed her face to kiss her with difficulty, trying to follow the jerks of her body as I thrust in and out of her.

Both of my hands were on her ass and I spread it slightly before letting one of my fingers slip in her asshole. She moaned loud into Niall’s mouth, holding herself against the back of the couch and I watched his hand reach for his cock again. I was going to cum, I could feel it, and I moved out of her, stroking my dick quickly. It only took a few seconds and I groaned as my cum gushed all over her ass. I let the tip of my cock rub in it, spreading it more on her as I cursed low. I watched as it ran down the curve of her ass cheeks, slipping down on one of her thighs and it made me groan again.

After a few seconds, she turned around, her back facing Niall, and sat on his dick again. She tilted her head with a smile and I took a step closer. She bent down slightly, grabbing my dick and running her tongue on the tip, sucking off what was left of my orgasm.

She moaned again when Nial started moving his hips up to keep fucking her and when the throbbing sensation stopped, I took a step further to watch them.

“My god, petal, you’re gonna make me cum again.”

I wished he didn’t add the last word but he did and it made me grimace despite myself. He grabbed her waist and helped her up as she got on her knees. I didn’t know if that’s what he wanted but when she stuck her tongue out while gripping her own tits hard, he moaned and came on her face, some of his cum sticking in her hair and some falling on her breasts. He panted and she did the same with his cock as she did with mine. I couldn’t help but stare as she ran her tongue on his length, sucking hard on his tip to get every last drop.

It’s only when she got up that I noticed she was covered with both our orgasms and she looked fucking amazing.

“I want to engrave this fucking picture in my brain forever kitten.” I admitted, my eyes traveling on her.

“You look extremely hot like that, petal.”

She sent us a shy smile and looked down as I took a step closer to her.

“Did you cum?”

She allowed her eyes to meet mine and she shrugged.

“It was good.”

Curious, Niall moved closer too and I glanced at him. He just gave me a short nod and I gripped my girlfriend’s throat hard again.

“Sit down and spread your legs.” I whispered.

I knew being rough with her would work and she nodded quickly, doing as I asked. Niall and I both got on our knees as she brought her feet on the couch, exposing herself to us. I’ve always loved her pussy. The way her inner lips stuck out a bit was extremely inviting and I quickly slipped my tongue inside her, making her hold her breath. I could feel my nose rub against her clit and I heard the sound her hands made when they gripped the couch.

I whimpered low against her core and finally slid my tongue south, reaching her asshole. She stiffened but moaned louder, one of her hands running in my hair. Her eyes were closer, her head was leaning against the couch, and I could see NIall running his mouth on one of her breasts as he rubbed his palm against the other.

“Fuck, don’t stop.”

Her voice was low, almost like a sigh, and I kept flicking my tongue on her asshole for a while. I stopped when I felt how wet she was getting as it dripped on my tongue and finally moved a bit on the left to give Niall more room, pulling on his arm to get his attention. I was not sure he was going to like it but he finally gave in. We both started rubbing our tongue on her pussy, making her twitch and squirm more than I thought we would. I knew it felt weird for Niall the first time our tongues accidentally touched but he quickly got used to it.

She had one of her hands in my hair and the other in his and she finally opened her eyes to see what we were doing. It seemed like the sight of both of us at the same time between her legs turned her on because she held her breath and started shaking.

“Oh my… god!” I could see she did all she could to keep her eyes open as an orgasm reached her. “I’m cumming…”

I felt her cum on my tongue and I was sure Niall did too. She shook more than I thought she would and I pressed my tongue on her clit as she came while Niall seemed to have slipped his inside her. After a minute, she inhaled deeply and pushed us away, overstimulated. It made me laugh and I looked at her until she looked back.

“You will always cum with me, got it?” I pointed out. “At least once.”

“With me too.”

She frowned at Niall and her eyes quickly moved from me to him and to me again.

“It’s okay, I’ll explain to you later.” I shrugged, getting up. “Shower and bed? I think it’s cuddle time.”

They both stood up too and she nodded to me, turning to Niall and wrapping her arms around his neck. She pulled him closer and it took him a few seconds to answer the hug.

“Thanks Nee, and, goodnight.”

She giggled like a school girl and let him go, pecking his lips quickly and reaching for my hand.

“You’re coming with me?”

I stared at her, a fond smile on my lips, and just nodded. I couldn’t explain how bad I loved her, and I was ready to do anything to keep her.

[elvesofnoldor]

ok i came across an actually pretty good post yesterday abt emotional immaturity and manhood in tlj and how portraying grown 30 yr old man as emotional immature is problematic, and i definitely agree to a certain extent, but i couldn’t reblog or like it. First and foremost, the post kinda implies that in order for the bullshit mutiny arc in the 2nd act to resolve rationally and satisfyingly, there should be some true consequences to poe’s actions just because he shouldn’t be treated as a child, ....and it’s like....what consequences? and like, idk, like what, you would rather poe to get put on trial and executed? or has his freedom take away and get imprisoned? (not that its actually possible cause the resistance is down to the last men and it doesnt even have a prison) Is that what you think should happen??? Cause that’d be consequences to mutiny lol. But does poe deserve that? even if you dont think about the fact that he was out of character? or the fact that poe was framed as a an irresponsible and immature child that he is not ? NO bitch!

 Like, i’m the last person who uses “if this woman didn’t do something, this man wouldn’t do this, so really it is this woman’s action that made this man do this not-so-great thing” kind of logic, but this literally happened with poe and holdo lmao. If Holdo had told a high ranking officer--someone who commends humongous respect from her troops, or be transparent about a plan that concerns the lives of every single surviving member of resistance, this whole inner conflict would have been avoided. She assumed a officer she doesn’t even know would oppose to her, assumed that he is dangerous (that was some bullshit foreshadowing to the mutiny but literally none of his previous actions in tfa or in comics/novel show him to be a dangerous person so it makes no sense). For anything, I wonder how Holdo explained to Leia about her lack of transparency that led to a unnecessary mutiny within the resistance! It was literally her fault that this bullshit happened! Also, leia, out of all people, knows and LIKES that poe is someone who would challenge authority if it means to save the lives of his troops and those he swore to protect. Keeping Poe in the dark would result in literally nothing good. Leia was supposed to build him to become the leader he could become, but doing what? making him blindly follow leaders he has no reason to trust in? It’s the main reason why poe is recruited in the first place! Holdo led everybody in the resistance to believe that she is leading them to literal death as she exhausted all the escort ships. Her plan, by the way, was risky anyways, because she relied on delivering the resistance members to safety in unarmored transport ships! After she exhausted all the escort ships that could protect these transport ships! The way she sees the last couple of people on the resistance is disgusting cause she sees them as inconsequential and expandable and probably why she is willing to sacrifice ppl like that, yet shes painted to be the one who cares abt her troops?? lmao (she says something abt rose being a nobody or something like that, which shows what thinks of gross-root resistance fights--not as important as she is, and im sorry but i dont have respect for this kind of bourgeois attitude ) There was no good way to resolve this mutiny conflict because if not for bad writing, it wouldn’t have happened anyways. Leia supposedly taught Poe a lesson--what lesson? It’s not like Poe disagreed with Holdo’s plan and tried to start a mutiny? This conflict resolves in such weird fashion because it is a shitty conflict to start with!

Anyways, I’m on the “poe dameron did nothing wrong” team and you all know that this is the right team to be on, but tlj does frame his actions like he’s a immature child...like he needed to learn lessons that he already know, when in reality he really doesn’t cause he’s not a goddamn teenager/child!!!! Tlj framed his first battle as result of reckless action, but when if you think about the entire battle again, you’d know that he made the right call to take out the gigantic dreadnaught ship that would unquestionably destroy the resistance fleet. After all, Leia didn’t counter Poe’s order, she let him follow through his own plan anyways because she must have see the point in his plan anyways! When the dreadnaught is destroyed, she was visibly glad and only become concerned when she realizes the bomber squadrons are all dead (but its really what, 50? maybe not even then vs thousands upon thousands of imperial officers deaths, this is war! poe did what he could do make sure resistance suffer as minimal casualties while causing the maximum damage to F/O!) Leia has been through a war and she maybe too old to send people to deaths, it’s time for her to pass on the burden of a military leader. But for her to blame and physically punished him (someone who just got torture a couple of days ago) because she could no longer deal with the need to send soldiers to their death? Doesn’t seem like the kind of thing Leia should have done! Not to mention, Poe didn’t really develop as a leader, he was just shown as the competent leader that he always was at the end of the narrative! It’s just previously, he was framed as someone who’s made bad and reckless mistakes by not listening to grown-ups and being inconsiderate of others by publicly displaying anger (SUPER NOT IN CHARACTER BTW). Framing Poe as some sort of reckless child that he probably was when he was 15, instead of the 32 year old seasoned leader he already was is disrespectful to his character! Sure, Poe, along with Finn and Rey give off a particular youthful energy. He was enthusiastic, he was passionated, and despite his age, he did not grow cynical--instead he was hopeful and still wanted to fight for a better future. But that does not mean he was a child! Just because leia would be a mother figure to him, doesnt mean hes gotta be come off as a literal child/teenager. 

On the other hand, this post, also sort of compared poe to kylo? and that? kinda pissed me off too? Because kylo was a relatively weak villain because he was emotionally immature and doesn’t realize it’s a problem. He was a man-child, that’s canon. Poe was not a man-child, that was not canon. Kylo is actually pretty in character here. He was someone who decided to ruin his parents’ legacy simply because they didn’t pay as much attention as he thought he should get. Yet despite being such man-child, who’s also emotionally manipulative and abusive on top of that, and just plain emotionally detached from people that he was willing to inflict immense harm to anybody who got in his way, YET DESPITE ALL THAT, he was not necessarily framed as the bad guy. 

The heart of the problem was not that rian portrayed two grown ass men as two man-childs. The heart of the problem was that one of these two grown ass men (poe, a moc) was canonically not a man-child and was framed as so and vilified for a out-of-character characterization, WHILE the other actual villain is framed as endearing man-child who was Deep and Complex. (I saw some ex-mutual reblogged a post in which OP says that kylo is not abusive cause he was a deep and complex character and the implication that abusive people are not complex is super hilarious to me, you all can bend backward to suck his dick its amazing!) 

[larryrickard]

lets get personal.

i know this is supposed to be an ask meme but i’m fucking bored & no one ever sends me them, so.  also i’m kinda pissy rn unfortunately so forgive pls some of my answers lol

01: 6 of the songs you listen to most?:  idk.  mostly i listen to everything on random anymore, and only in my car.  the only song i’ve listened to on repeat recently has been ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga. 02: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?:  speaking of which, lady gaga. 03: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.:  the only book near me would be all the books, as in my bookshelf.  unless you count my kindle, in which case there would be no line 17 because of the font size.  sorry. 04: What do you think about most?:  idk.  whatever my current obsession is i guess. 05: What does your latest text message from someone else say?:  “And you don't have to cook it”. 06: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?:  with.  i don’t like being naked and don’t understand those who do.  also i get cold. 07: What’s your strangest talent?:  i don’t have talents. 08: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence):  are soft and beautiful.  meh, have to earn my trust. 09: Ever had a poem or song written about you?:  a song, yes. 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?:  a very long time.  it’s not a thing i ever do lol. 11: Do you have any strange phobias?:  i don’t think so.  my phobias are pretty standard. 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?:  when i was a kid, yeah.  plenty.  once my parents had to hold me down and tweeze a chewed up wad of juicy fruit out of my nose.  i fucking love the smell of that gum.  three year old me may have been stupid but, hey.  i was being economical.  also i blame it on my parents for, you know, giving a fucking toddler some gum. 13: What’s your religion?:  don’t have one.  former christian, which is gross.  don’t indoctrinate children, please and thanks. 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?:  walking to or from my car.  that’s about it.  :/ 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?:  behind.  no one deserves to see my face.  rip to everyone who sees me in person on a regular basis. 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?:  jars of clay, jimmy eat world, the elms. 17: What was the last lie you told?:  that i’m not in debt lmao.  the only time i’ve lied to my psychiatrist :/ 18: Do you believe in karma?:  no but sometimes i wish i did.  so many people deserve their comeuppance. 19: What does your URL mean?:  doesn’t really mean anything, he’s a character from the flash. 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?:  all sorts of things?  and idk. 21: Who is your celebrity crush?:  lady gaga, angelina jolie, carlos valdes, idk if shane madej is a ‘celebrity’ but him, brie larson, michael sheen... idk, i don’t really have “crushes” but those are the first ppl to come to mind. 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?:  nope.  and no thank you. 23: How do you vent your anger?:  lol. 24: Do you have a collection of anything?:  funko pops?  but not seriously.  i mean.  i have a lot of them bc i love a lot of characters and there are some pretty fuckin dope funkos.  but it’s not my goal in life to have a huge collection or anything.  at least i can say i have less than a hundred of them lol.  (less than 75.) 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?:  ew, neither.  but if i had to choose, phone.  bc, you know.  my face. 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?:  lmfao no.  i mean, i’m better than the person i used to be, that’s for sure.  (see:  indoctrinated as a child, including your typical conservative bullshit like racism for starters.) 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?:  so many.  i have misophonia.  and people chewing + mouth sounds is definitely a big one.  love?  idk???  music?  rain?  my cat’s cute lil meow? 28: What’s your biggest “what if”?:  what if my thyroid issues were discovered earlier on instead of a year or more after they started.  my childhood doctor was Not Great.  it took her two weeks to figure out i had a sinus infection.  i was in the fourth grade.  still bitter about both of those. 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?:  no, ghosts aren’t real.  aliens yes.  not the stereotypical ones, but in a “given the size of the universe it’s literally impossible that we’re the only life out there” way. 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.:  right, the cat.  left, air. 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?:  nothing?  it’s my house/room, so to me it smells like nothing. 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?:  uh... i’ve no idea? 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?:  west, obviously. 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?:  no such thing as ‘opposite’ gender.  of a different gender, though?  lady gaga. 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?:  who the fucking fuck knows.  literally know one knows, though tbh.  they just think they do. 36: Define Art.:  lmfao how would i know.  i don’t have a creative bone in my body so i should be the last person to comment on the subject. 37: Do you believe in luck?:  nope.  i hope it’s obvious by now that i don’t believe in fictional things. 38: What’s the weather like right now?:  cool.  cloudy.  typical oregon winter weather.  i want rain tho :( 39: What time is it?:  3:04am. 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?:  yes.  and yes, several times.  three.  two totaled cars.  the last one is the only one that was actually my fault, though.  driving too close after it rained.  don’t do it, folks. 41: What was the last book you read?:  the diviners by libba bray.  currently reading a short history of nuclear folly by rudolph herzog.  fascinating, but kind of  depressing af. 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?:  no. 43: Do you have any nicknames?:  hal (to a very select few bc 99% of the time i hate it, so fuck you if you call me this without permission), hals, hallie bird, hallie strawberry. 44: What was the last film you saw?:  i honestly don’t know.  haven’t done a whole lot of movie watching lately.  maybe the fall (2006).  (please watch this movie, it’s so gorgeous and lovely.) 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?:  i’ve never had a serious injury.  well.  i take that back, i guess.  in my first car accident i was stopped and rear-ended at like, 40mph.  so i’ve had back issues since i was 18.  usually it’s fine but sometimes it’s bad and sometimes i can set it off really easily.  idk if that counts as “serious”, though.  lots of people have back problems. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?:  i don’t think so? 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?:  i guess buzzfeed unsolved and watcher.  and ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga lol.  good omens, as usual. 48: What’s your sexual orientation?:  asexual. 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?:  yes.  thankfully only a few (that i know of, anyway). 50: Do you believe in magic?:  no. 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?:  yuuup.  they deserve it. 52: What is your astrological sign?:  taurus. 53: Do you save money or spend it?:  spend it :||  every paycheck i tell myself i’ll be better at saving it, but............ 54: What’s the last thing you purchased?:  preordered chromatica by lady gaga. 55: Love or lust?:  if i had to choose, love.  lust and all that stuff is gross. 56: In a relationship?:  nope.  shocker, i know.  (this is sarcasm.  it is no shocker to anyone as to why i’m single.) 57: How many relationships have you had?:  just the one. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?:  nope. 59: Where were you yesterday?:  work on my day off for a staff meeting, and then my psychiatrists’ office. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?:  a few things, yes. 61: Are you wearing socks right now?:  yes.  almost always. 62: What’s your favourite animal?:  cats, then birds.  mice are p adorable, too.  i miss having them.  i haven’t had mice since middle school or early high school i think :(  i’d love more but my current cat would definitely try to eat them... same with a bird.  i’ll probably never have a bird :( 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?:  be sarcastic and love stupid puns and bad jokes? 64: Where is your best friend?:  one is in ohio and the other is in massachusetts. 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.:  no idea lol.  i haven’t been on here much recently, and i’m never caught up anyway.  and i don’t usually pay attention to who is posting/reblogging. 66: What is your heritage?:  mostly german.  the rest is other typical white stuff that i can’t remember.  some irish?  either way idc. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?:  uh, rewatching some buzzfeed unsolved for the 100th time?  and playing with my tamagotchi? 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?:  he doesn’t exist so idc. 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?:  nope.  also, Nice™. 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?:  incredibly doubtful. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?:  go to work.  i love my job way too much.  i’d probably try to get someone’s attention if there was anyone around, and/or call animal services.  (there are no canals around here anyway and i don’t walk to work and ain’t gonna.) 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?:  who tf knows, i hate this shit.  i’d really rather not think about it bc it stresses me out.  i probably wouldn’t tell very many people tho.  try to find someone to take my cat :(  i sure as shit wouldn’t leave her to my parents :(  and i wouldn’t want to leave her in a shelter.  she’s already done that once and it makes me too sad. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.:  trust.  you can’t have love without trust, though... 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?:  ‘sweetness’ by jimmy eat world, ‘fade to grey’ by jars of clay, ‘thunderhead’ by the elms, ‘bad romance’ and ‘g*psy’ by lady gaga (latter is... i hate the name but the song is so fucking catchy, ugh), ‘torn’ by natalie imbruglia, ‘bring it all back’ by s club 7, ‘... baby one more time’ by britney spears, ‘where’s the love’ by hanson, ‘who do you think you are’ by the spice girls, ‘as long as you love me’ and ‘everybody (backstreet’s back)’ by the backstreet boys, ‘black balloon’ by goo goo dolls, ‘spark’ by tori amos, ‘last beautiful girl’ by matchbox twenty, ‘push it’ by garbage, ‘i want you’ by savage garden, ‘minority’ and ‘she’ and ‘basket case’ and ‘macy’s day parade’ by green day... how’s that lol. 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?:  not giving out that kind of personal information lmao. 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?:  i wouldn’t know. 77: How can I win your heart?:  you probably can’t.  idk anyway. 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?:  sure, but lack of insanity is a better way to go.  don’t perpetuate the bullshit notion that you need to be suffering to create Great Art™. 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?:  idk.  i haven’t made very many. 80: What size shoes do you wear?:  10 in women’s. 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?:  i’m going to be cremated and you probably should be, too.  just don’t get embalmed, k? 82: What is your favourite word?:  fuck. 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.:  ‘alone’ by heart. 84: What is a saying you say a lot?:  idk.  someone who spends time around me irl would have to tell me. 85: What’s the last song you listened to?:  ‘stupid love’ by lady gaga on repeat. 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?:  blue.  then green, and in no particular order, black, grey, purple. 87: What is your current desktop picture?:  it’s boring, just the default mac catalina background lol.  i was having issues choosing a background and was getting way too fucking picky, so i just said ‘fuck it’ and have been using this one for months. 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?:  donald trump. 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?:  idk?  how much in debt i am?  lmao. 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?:  assume i’m having a night terror or am hallucinating.  and be scared. 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?:  hopefully teleportation. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?:  maybe when i met carlos valdes & got a picture with him.  he’s super sweet, is living sunshine, and gives amazing hugs. 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?:  so many :/  idek where to start tbh. 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?:  i’m sex-repulsed so no thank you.  also, gross question.  get a life. 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?:  new zealand. 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?:  yes, my cousin bc he murdered my dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?:  no. 98: Ever been on a plane?:  many times. 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?:  indigenous people aren’t history, they still exist.  shut the fuck up and listen to them.  build a time machine to go back in time and prevent colonisers.  just straight-up kill them, we deserve it.

[sootonthecarpet]

if it's not too much trouble to answer, can I ask what's been the going on with doctor who that's bad? I've seen little bits of it when my parents watch it in the other room but not enough to really get a good sense of it?

heyyy sorry to keep ya waiting on this. i tried to keep this as short as i could, but it’s about five paragraphs long, sorry. it’s not in any way a comprehensive list of problems with the last few seasons, just a quick tour of the moments i shouldve let be my ‘i can’t keep watching after this’ point. i wanted to write it objectively but i got pretty aggro, bc this show that in some part i genuinely adore has been producing unforgivably bigoted content. (it’s kinda a ship of theseus situation, except where the parts of the ship were replaced with worse, shittier, fake-woke parts.) i ask ppl to avoid reblogging this, because i don’t want my words to contribute in any way to online buzz surrounding this show or make anyone want to see it, even if ONLY to hatewatch or criticize.

content warning for misogynoir/antiblackness, racism, bury ur gays, some shit with nazi germany (yeah lol) and just the slightest kiss of antisemitism.

(edit: i seem to be having some problems with the read more cut. it’s there on dash view and when i edit the post, but doesn’t show on some instances of my blog. i can’t fix this but gksfkgls. wanted to at least be overt that i wouldn’t post this kinda long ranty stuff without a cut.)

in the last season where peter capaldi was the doctor, two seasons ago now, he had a new companion, Bill. she was a black lesbian and literally the only reason i started watching doctor who again. i loved her, and i was really glad to see the show moving back towards the more diverse cast of characters that we saw in the late aughts. then the season had a repeated theme of FORCING her to either repress or not feel her emotions. there are two scenes that stand out most to me. in an ep set in like, early 19th century london, she and the doctor are talking to a racist rich white dude who is being super nasty to Bill. the doctor keeps telling her to cool it and not show how angry she is. then HE gets to punch the guy out and knock him to the floor.

this theme of the white man being the only one allowed to get angry was big all season, iirc. then at the end of the season, Bill is turned into a cyberman. they’re usually like. soulless scary automatons, but some characters keep their individuality, which has been explored in a few past seasons, usually leading up to a tragic/heroic death. in Bill’s case, they did this trick with filming where we could see her perspective of herself in some shots–an intensely emotional performance, Bill was completely traumatized and her actress was working her ass off–and in others, just this metal body incapable of expression, scaring people like she was a monster and monotoning these otherwise very emotional statements. it’s an interesting narrative device, but after a whole season of this show putting Bill through all kinds of terrible shit and forcing her not to show her feelings on the matter, it hit me as like. this nauseating exaggeration of how society treats actual black lesbians as monsters and tries to make them bottle up their emotions and especially their justifiable anger. anyway, then Bill died and got to be with her dead girlfriend from her first episode. wow, cool.

idk what made me watch the season after that. i guess i wanted to see the new doctor, and i liked her companions (one was like. a young man with disabling neurological symptoms, tbh even if i’d missed Bill’s season that might have had me back on board). i had plenty of problems with how the season played out, obvs, but nothing was standout horrible to me the way the shit with Bill had been (except maybe the episode that started out like ‘space amazon is a hellhole’ and somehow ended with ‘space amazon was taken advantage of by a broken AI that hurt some people and they didnt fix the infrastructure we explicitly showed harmed their workers but now it’s fine!’ if that sounds weird and heavy handed with an unsatisfying ending, it’s because it was). the new season tho? the OPENING EPISODES OF THE NEW SEASON, THO? it opens with alexa product placement, in an episode about how a fictionalized google was actually run by a black man who had ties to a large number of aliens who had secretly infiltrated our society, altered our dna, and shit like that. so uh, 1. brand war lmao, sellouts etc etc 2. y’all remember those conspiracy theories about jews? and white supremacist beliefs that black people are ruining the world but aren’t smart enough to do it on their own so they must be agents of jewish corruption? HUH. HUH! that’s not even my big problem with the fuckin thing, but it’s FOR SURE a suspicious writing move from a tv show with suuuuch a huge viewership. (and it’s just plain embarrassing for a show with alexa product placement to try to go all scary panopticon tropes specifically @ a google analogue.)

anyway, we run into an old recurring antagonist, the master, a time lord like the doctor. he’s a guy again after having been a woman for a few seasons, and now played by an actor of color. i figure the reasoning at least partly relied on “dude, how fucked up will it be if we force the doctor’s black friend to call a white dude master” but i was immediately afraid it might go to the like…. Righteous White Woman Gets The Better Of Evil Brown Man tropes and oh boy!!!! i tried to be good and give it the benefit of the doubt until i saw something racist but it wasted no time. the doctor got stuck in the past at one point, and met the master, who was currently a military official with the third reich. oh boy. so she asks him why they let him work with them and he explains he’s using a device to psychically disguise himself, they see him as white. (we missed a great chance for him to monologue about how they were willing to bend their morals when they saw how evil he could get or something.) this was awkward enough for me as a viewer, but i wasn’t prepared to go into it, in case there was some tiny shred of nuance somewhere that would make this situation anything but a clusterfuck.

well, the doctor executes a genuinely clever scheme and makes a radio transmission to the brits that she knows won’t reach em, talking about how helpful this officer has been–setting up the master to be falsely outed as a double agent when the nazis intercept it. she tells the master this and then skedaddles, letting him be arrested by his own men. could be a satisfying karmic victory where he presumably gets a military trial and weasels out of his fate, although i don’t like the implications of a white woman punishing a brown man for racism. BUT IT DIDN’T STOP THERE! she disables his psychic filter, causing his men to see his true identity as a man of color–she exposes her oldest frenemy and Basically The Only Time Lord Who’ll Talk To Her to nazi racism when he was ALREADY about to fall into their hands as a prisoner. what could have been a marginally satisfying defeat was instead a kind of emotional horrorshow for me as i had to stop and wonder what kind of hell they’d put him through and why the writers decided that the doctor (who has literally since the show began in like the sixties been set up as an enemy of naziism via allegory and has always been firm in the idea that NOBODY, including literal maneating space monsters, deserves to be treated as less than human) would DO that. IT’S LATER IMPLIED HE ESCAPED FROM A CONCENTRATION CAMP. the narrative DOES NOT allow time for that to sink in before moving on.

i dont have a conclusion 2 this. im just hurt as fuck about it. i hope i gave u the info u were looking for without getting too deep into my personal feelings, but it’s difficult, maybe impossible to be objective about stuff like this.