#sorry to oc post on your incharcter oc blog lol
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What I’m hearing here is that deathclaw hunting is perfect for feeding a large group of people tasty soup.
WHYYYYYYY do people say and or think "ohhhh a deathclaw has GOT to taste good and have such wonderful texture when cooked" like bro No It Dont. stop trying to hunt deathclaws tge meat isn't wven good!!!!! it's all fucking muscle have tou seen those guys therw's no fat on thkse bones. it's tough as hell and really stringy and it's just Bad
it's really only good when slow-cooked in a soup or stew or similar concoction but there's so much meat there that there's basically no way to make enough w/out having 700 bajillion pounds of soup. nobody wants that much soup. you THINK you want that much soup and then you get that much soup and you realize Ohhhh Shit I Don't Have Anywhere To Put This. guys we don't have freezers bffr.
don't even come @ me with some trophy hunting bullshit i'll trophy hunt YOU
#- Tango#Tango loves to cook for the few people they care about and is also crazy enough to fight a deathclaw with to sole purpose of eating it so#yeah tango 100000% drags a dead deathclaw into the castle on the anivesery of taking the castle [minuteman holiday] in the morning and#commandeers the kitchen. they have no choice they are getting tasty soup and anyone brave enough to challenge a suit of powerarmor for#(a cranky suit at that)#kitchen access is getting swiftly thrown out into the courtyard#brilliant worldbuilding I am so I love with this concept <3#sorry to oc post on your incharcter oc blog lol#typos! tango tag#typos! ocs tag#fallout#fallout fauna#deathclaw#fallout deathclaw#typos! reblogs
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