#sorry player u r unable to do that task rn bc boros snored too loudly and you were unable to get any sleep

[ilynpilled]

if i had control over the asoiaf brand i would make a kingsguad simulator game where u play as a kg and u r just failing at ur job like the point is that u have to keep doing fuck all. like multitasking useless bullshit like stand around search the walls and interact with your terrible irredeemable coworkers and the main goal is to make sure your monarch doesnt die (accidentally walks off of a wall, tries to get their toast out of the toaster with a fork, drinks liquid fire, gets assassinated by at least 20 ppl they made enemies out of, drowns in a bathtub, has to partake in a wedding, goes hunting on mdma etc). there are different difficulty levels. like do u want an 8 year old child incest bastard king whose reign is built around the policy of outlawing beets? a hedonistic drunkard whose main ideology is fuck it we ball? another incest bastard kid that is the equivalent of the average slur yelling 13 year old cod player but with direct access to a nuclear button? and ur boss comes back once every blue moon and yells at you and demolishes all ur XP and then disappears to dick around with a character arc or something leaving u to deal with whatever machiavellian jigsaw trap is in the city rn.