#sorry one of my current besties grew up neighbours with half the real housewives of Cheshire
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Do you think if I did this at a saracens game Ben Earl with his degree in comparative literature would fall in love with me
#their stadium is only 50 mins away and I’m trying to make contingency plans for post graduation unemployment so if you think abt it -#this is a joke dw#I acc have met a pro player at my uni doing a masters I taught him to row#but he’s a prop and I was like. no#fumbled the bag smh 🙄#sorry one of my current besties grew up neighbours with half the real housewives of Cheshire#so joking abt becoming a temporary wag has become a staple of my unserious but serious repertoire over the last few months#the thing is I have fumbled legitimate inroads multiple times bc tangible oppprtunities make me#realise it’s not something I want but I’ll still make jokes like this on the internet
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