#sorry no skeletons or lesbians

[yuck-pfaugh]

Hi my name is Louis de Rouvroy Duc de Saint-Simon (Louis XIII had a crush on my dad, that's how I got my name) and my noble head is crowned with a long, fluffy, lightly powdered wig of brown horsehair. I'm a duke and peer of France AND I'm a grandee of Spain, which is like being a duke x 2, and a lot of people know that I'm besties with the Duc d'Orléans. (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I'm not related to the Princesse des Ursins but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm 4'10" and hunchbacked but I carry myself like a duke and peer (which I am). I'm French (in case you couldn't tell) and I'm also a diarist, and when I'm not at court collecting gossip I live at my principal seat which is called La Ferté-Vidame. I love Paris and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a fine embroidered black coat and knee-breeches and high heels. I had just arrived at the Parlement de Paris (as a duke and peer I'm a hereditary member) with lots of other dukes and peers, which I was very happy about. Some royal bastards stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[triglycercule]

small leisurely moments like these mean more than expected

ok hi triglycergang. it's AUGUST?!?!?! ugh,,,, anyways here's my like once a month art piece because i am a slow ass artist. the mtt are supposed to be chatting at a park during sunset!!! also new au just dropped

you wonder why killer dust and horror are wearing those DISGUSTING outfits??? you wonder where killer's soul is??? well it's all gone in this au which is called uhhh.

jk fashion au... wooooo!!

first things first to know: this au is NOT my idea. it was originally someone on twitter's idea to dress sans aus up in nanchatte seifuku but i think their account got deleted/banned. and i cant find the account because it was a japanese account and probably has some random username. so just remember that this isn't my idea but i guess my own twist on it. i really wish i could find the og creator,,,,

second thing to know: what the fuck nanchatte seifuku/jk (just kidding) fashion even is. here's the link to read for yourself: https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Nanchatte_Seifuku. yeah that's jk fashion. i really loved this au when i found it originally because i myself dress up in jk and also i just really love soft fluffy things like this. this au isn't gonna be angsty or particularly elaborate or anything i just wanted cute things and women in my murder time trio. also this isn't gyaru btw

third thing: uhh my inspirations for this??? well my main one that i really wanna focus on is that feeling of happy sentimental melancholy. you know like after you finish a really fun day hanging out with your friends and youre on the drive home and look back at how fun the day was? that's what i wanna encapsulate :3 also i think that the day to day school life is really cute and sweet and i wanna make more designs for the other aus so my trio can have more people to hang out with

well uhhh i think that's it?? mayhaps i shall begin drafting up other designs for the other aus. i wanna make little mini comics for this too like 4koma because i love those short yet sweet comics!!! should i tag this? i think i should tag this perchance. also extra mtt notes/full designs below became i love these three they're my daughters

[thebestusernamepossible]

Literally going insane, might have to write fanfic for the first time in 2 years because the people™️ do not get my favorite female characters like I do and I feel the insurmountable urge to write her. I’m going to bite drywall why don’t ppl see her complexities. PLEASE STOP WRITING HER ETHIER AS DOMICILE MOM OR BITCH (or just for shipping) she is so so cool please guys please.

Also while I’m here, fandoms tendency to shove women in the ‘pure powerful goddess who can do no wrong’ box and then proceed to never give them an actual narrative role other than like ‘supportive’ or ‘took out a few background guys’. Like why DOES this incredibly badass and complex female character just get shunted into doinging some cool flips, getting praised about it (she’s the strongest fighter, so feminist wow) then never getting actnowleged as a 2 dimensional character.

I saw this a lot when I was in the Batman fandom, particularly with Cassandra Cain. She is a highly complex and interesting character, but in fandom she’s kind of shunted to ‘Badass therapy dog who takes care of the men’. Because even on the slight chance her backstory is brought up it’s always never delved into and mostly used to make her etheir more tragic and in need of support on a surface level or to let her be compassionate with the men characters who get their actual problems foucused on. It’s a unqiue kind of frustrating because it’s like almost letting the cool female character be cool, but it’s more like the idea of a badass women is shoved in your face, maybe joked about (or if we’re lucky she gets to beat up a few bad-guys), but ultimately treated like a cardboard cutout. Interestingly this actually isn’t entirely a female character thing, it’s also common with like old grandfather/grandmother characters and the elderly in general. But it’s usually badass women from what I see. :/ Why can’t fandom explore their stories (people do but why is it so much less), why can’t they be the prtags of cool AUs or time-travel fix-its, or crossover events

Idk I think I’m just frustrated, and I typed out more than I thought I would. Also Ive seen what happens to some other posts complaining about fandom misogyny, so please know if you’re a TERF, fuck off you have no place in this discussion. We will never agree, and frankly all of these points apply to canon Trans Women characters. Don’t say shit ill fucking end you.

[peach-flavored-cyanide]

okay but officer they are all nonbinary to me

[yellow-computer-mouse]

Can I get an evil ally/lesbian scarlet

evil ally/lesbian scarlet! tysm for the request :)

[heartofstanding]

Theory: Humphrey hated Charles so much because he, like the other Lancaster brothers, had the hots for Charles, who wasn't into him.

I don't see Humphrey as having a sexual interest in men at all, tbh. Sure he'd give it ago because he likes sex with women and he'll try anything once (and especially if he knew Hal likes sex with men) but it's one time that ends with him going "no I just really like women". Plus, the Charles stuff happened when he was married to Eleanor - even if he got the hots in 1415, it's in 1440 that he's protesting Charles's release.

And, tbh, I think a lot of the "Humphrey hated Charles" stuff overstates Humphrey's interest in Charles. His resistance to Charles's release were very clearly grounded in his belief that Henry V's will was being ignored by people who were making grand (and what turned out to be empty) promises about what Charles's release would fulfil. It probably was personal for Humphrey but personal in the sense of Humphrey's loyalty to the dead Henry V than his feelings about Charles personally. Which isn't to say that it was nice or moral, only that it wasn't like a personal grudge or hateboner at play. Any grudge was probably more related to the figures we know Humphrey had serious beef with - Cardinal Beaufort, Suffolk - and who were key figures agitating for Charles's release.

[whatever-imagines]

“Princess POV Change”

Princess through Logan’s point of view.

Tags: Logan’s basically a U-Haul lesbian and they aren’t even dating. Weird possessiveness. I dunno you let me know.

—-

Logan was a simple woman, she likes to think. She likes solitude, good booze, and pretty women. Not gorgeous, not beautiful; pretty.

She seemed to forget, as she is reminded now, that pretty women make things not so simple sometimes.

You, for example, were causing a whirlwind of emotions.

Xavier hires only super models apparently, you being no exception in Logan’s opinion. You were shorter than her impressive stature, soft in all the right places, face warm and round and you were cute, you were pretty.

And you were avoiding Logan like the plague.

It was probably because she was so rude to you on her first day at the mansion; shouldering past you with a growl of some vague threat as you stood there, just trying to hand in paperwork. The image of you, wide eyed and star stuck, mouth slightly agape, was burnt into the memory of Logan’s mind. You were so painfully pretty; Logan wished she had the forethought to flirt with you rather than try to scare you.

The second time she ran into you, you ran into her. She smelled you and your meek perfume in plenty of time to know you were heading her way; in a rush of some kind with an armful of papers and file folders and a determined look on your face (until you literally ran face first into her chest).

Logan was a sturdy woman, metal skeleton and all, years of taking hits. Your flighty frame didn’t stand a chance and you bounced off her and dropped all your papers.

And she fucked up again.

“Jesus, watch it, squirt!”

“I’m so sorry!” You say it so breathy it almost chokes Logan up. The sound of your voice sounding so vulnerable…

You scatter to collect the paper, and Logan couldn’t help but gravitate towards your hunched over figure. She could practically taste the anxiety wafting off of you. Hear your heart beat faster, smell the sweat gathering at your temple. It was almost as intoxicating and tempting as a good cigar.

“I’ve seen you around…” Logan settles on saying. “You’re Scott’s secretary.”

Logan neglects to mention how insanely jealous of the time you spend with Scott. Hell, she’s been hitting on his girl just to piss him off because of you. The scent of you and Scott mingle too casually for Logan to be comfortable.

Maybe it was mean to call you a secretary. Logan sees all the menial work you do, all the effort you put in to make up for your weak mutation.

Logan sees your eyebrow twitches. “I’m the team’s assistant. I just-“ you gesture to the papers around you. “I handle the boring stuff. Help out when I’m needed. Heal scraped knees and alike.” You state as you rise from the ground.

You’re still unsteady, and in a moment of concern breaking through the laissez-faire attitude, Logan reaches out and steadies you with a warm and heavy hand.

You stiffen instantly, and Logan almost scowls. Were you really so uncomfortable around her?

“Um, Scott really needs these, I should go or else he’ll become more annoying than normal, so-“ you gently shoulder yourself away from Logan’s hand and you scurry down the hall, leaving the fighter behind.

You didn’t see Logan scowl, or how her fingers curl into fists at the mention of Scott. Her lip twitches into a scowl involuntarily.

—-

Logan watches you more after. Your meek behavior, your steadfast loyalty to the school, and your closeness to some extremely powerful mutants intrigues her. It annoyed Logan to an extent, what a goody two shoes you were, how you seem to never be beaten down by what goes on around you.

It also drives her crazy. You were kind to everyone, polite. When Jean clearly irked you, your smile never wavered. Whenever the professor spoke over you you’d snap your mouth close and let him finish. Would you have the same kind of patience for Logan? Would that saint-like mindset extend to her? Her and all her fucked up rage issues? God, if only.

Ororo exits your room, smelling like your perfume and she’s all giddy and it makes Logan’s stomach turn something ugly. And she sees you leave from the window. When you get back to the mansion, for once, your endless gentle optimism seemed to be gone. You looked defeated, tiredly fishing a soda can from the communal fridge where Logan silently followed you.

“You look nice.” Logan says lowly, steadily.

“Oh!” You slam the fridge door shut and quickly snap to attention, turning to face Logan; surprise coloring your face so prettily, she almost missed you thanking her for the compliment.

The Wolverine side of Logan can smell another person on you, cigarette smoke and red wine on your clothes. “Any particular reason for the get up?” It’s a trap, and Logan only feels slightly bad for putting you on the spot. Just slightly, because right now she needed to confirm some suspicions and get some answers. And Logan typically gets what she wants.

You swallow, nervous. “I had a date.” You state firmly yet casually, like you were reiterating the sky was blue.

A low deep hum emits from Logan’s throat, too low for you to probably hear. “Oh? Have fun with him.” The bite in her voice was withheld so firmly there was hardly any, she sounded almost civil. Hopefully.

Your chin juts out, defiant, annoyed. “She was quite boring, actually.”

There was fuzz in Logan’s head after that. Relief of sorts filled her. Still jealous, but relived. You liked woman; she could work with that. Hopefully you liked women like her.

“… don’t like the studious type?” She says after there was a pause for her to respond.

You seem to ponder for a moment before answering. “I like reliable but not dull, if that makes sense.”

It does. Someone to excite you everyday you come home. Logan can do that. Probably. If she doesn’t scare you off, that is.

Words tumble out before the fighter could even process what she wants to convey. “You don’t look at me a lot.” Her sentence was quick and only added tension to the air. “Everyone stares… except you.” Her hand was on your shoulder again, and Logan has to restrain herself from squeezing to get her point across. You don’t look like you could handle a squeeze.

“… it’s rude to stare.” You say after a moment.

You’re… funny. Logan couldn’t help but snort a laugh. “Smart-ass.” She hisses with laughter, before leaving. Logan needs to come up with a plan, now that you gotten her interest so viscerally.

—-

The party exchange shifted something in Logan, now you had a kinship. You both were experiments at some point. When Logan gets her flashes from before 15 years ago, all she feels is fear and pain and weakness. You were already so frail compared to her, how could you have survived anything even similar to what Logan had gone through?

It made Logan want to protect you, especially after your rant. You want a peaceful life, so did Logan. Jean once said you flirt with danger and married safely, Logan could be safe. She could keep you safe, if she tried hard enough.

She keeps you close now. Logan hangs about you to keep a watch on you. Logan curbs Scott’s ego when needed and watches out for you, always quick to greet you with a careful fondness so you feel not threatened by her. She’s putting in the work.

So imagine Logan’s surprise when she hears Ororor whispering to Jean about you trying to date again.

Logan couldn’t have that.

When she sees you next, you’re rushing somewhere again, but Logan stops you. She stops you dead in your tracks, making you look up to her.

She love that you’re shorter than her.

“Let me buy you a drink.”

Logan’s seldom been a nervous person. Worst thing you can do is reject her and she’ll just pine over you for moons to come.

You look flabbergasted. It’s cute. “I’m sorry?”

“Let. Me. Buy. You. A. Drink.” She enunciates, leaving no room for misinterpretation.

You breathe in shock, but not displeasure. “Why?”

Bold as always, Logan lets a rough hand come up and grazes your face.

“I like your face.” She explains, smiling wolfishly. “Let me buy you a drink.”

Your eyes are glossy looking up, face still written with surprise, but when you speak you say, “Okay,” in such a cute shy way, Logan almost kisses you then and there.

She leans closer, relieved, “Thanks, princess.”

[megamuscle885-blog]

Skitter Flow

We're so s-small in the end man.

She wanted pussy but I gave her trauma. Haha.

Opp was talkin crazy. Shot him in both timelines.

We're out here smokin the shit that'll send you to the birdcage.

I have no loyalty for anyone. Never did, never will.

My money longer than Pale. My money longer than a Grey Boy loop.

Popped a xanny and wiped out every op within the state.

Fed him spiders. Made his ass a statistical outlier.

The worms are back.

I'm on twelve vicodins smokin that shardspace bisexual warrior monk cultivated sidepiece myrrdin deluxe cauldron reserve hashish. Shit will send you into a trigger vision, it'll have you witness Crystal God Whales.

Shorty told me no tongue so I made her gag on it.

The opps cut up shorty's face so I took two thirds of his gang in the divorce. Sent his ass into a two year coma. Froze him solid in a whole other dimension. Turned that motherfucker into a footnote at his own execution.

I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway. [The Undersiders laughing in the background. Scapegoat expresses his disbelief.]

I'm wearin that darwin bark spider gucci. Haters in shambles, dressed in their mom's pantyhose. Everyone can see your gross dick son. Should get that checked out.

I love drugs. I love drugs.

This miasma got me making out with them butch puppygirls. Changed the trajectory of her life.

The bugs are back. [Long pause followed by howling laughter from the Undersiders.]

This fight was over the moment I stepped into the room, cunt.

These cops are interrogatin me about this S-Class gamer girl as if I hadn't left their new boss buried under a freshly poured concrete foundation not two hundred feet away.

I'm out here huffin those bakuda bomb brain blasters. Shit will give you a concussion. I'm numb to all forms of pain.

Ventilated that three year old nazi with the gold plated glock to spare her ass the torment nexus.

This zaza will turn your skin translucent and make your skeleton visible. This zaza will turn you into a teenage mutant ninja salamander with LSD spit. This zaza will turn you into solid carbide titanium.

I only handed back the free world cuz I was bored.

I'm eatin that premium challenger pussy juice marinated Fugly Burger meal. The Endbringers are all I think about.

All I need is a pack of newports and the touch of a woman, and I'll fight God.

AAAAH! The worms!

You keep talkin mad shit for someone who still has eyeballs. I don't fuck with warning shots, jit.

There are bugs under your skin.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

Made her choke on it so hard they had to weekend at bernie's her ass.

Surrounded by pussy but I chose war. These lesbians screamin their hearts out. I'm sorry babe.

Fuck it, cut ties.

They forgot I'm her.

This shit's so small in the end man.

[deityofhearts]

thank you tagging me, @chilchucks-timbs! 💖

I fear my offerings aren't very interesting but I hope y'all find something that you like!

as usual I never know who to tag, if you don't want to partake there's no pressure to do so and if I didn't tag you and you want to partake then please do! I'm tagging @bloodyke @wlwmothman @wonhosgrl @skeletonsbeneaththewisteria @bluemoongoth @sapphicboyfriend @therealstara @hoptism @goldensunset @playtwewy @lunar-fey @vaguely-annoyed @yaronata @edumacatedgiraffe @theghostadrift @acecasinova @mythologiquill @sunfloralchaos @kaenanmatsuura @geragerawarau @laplaces-angel @incense-and-iron sorry if some of yall got this notif then it vanished, I hit post when I didn’t mean to <\3

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Of course asking people which monster they find more fuckable is a good way to get them to say funny things, so I got a lot of funny comments on the Most Fuckable Monster in the Dungeon Tournament. So as usual, I compiled a list of the ones I liked best, ordered by the poll they were commented on. Enjoy!

Barometz vs Dryad (round 1 part 1)

dryad boobs in my mouth please please please you're nothing

Man-eating plant vs Mandrake (round 1 part 1)

getting my dick digested by a pitcher plant

its what laios would have wanted

Skeleton vs Dullahan (round 1 part 1)

why is the armor sweeping?? how are ya'll planning to fuck the armor??? at least the skeleton you could like wedge a vibrator or fleshlight into the pelvis. I forgot this is the celibacy site and fucking is not a real physical thing on here

fools do not see the eroticisim of plate armor

Phoenix vs Harpy (round 1 part 2)

harpy has a tits out kinda look

Griffin vs Hippogriff (round 1 part 2)

Me at first: really? You’d fuck the horse? Me, remembering the barded penises of felines : no wait you’re right

White dragon vs Red dragon (round 1 part 3)

It's canon that white dragons fight furiously while red dragon is the equivalent of that blue hands dinosaur in Prehistoric Planet

white dragon is cuntier somehow

Treasure insects vs Succubus (round 1 part 3)

another tits out kinda look

normal poll matchup. normal poll. do people want to fuck a succubus or inch long insects. who will win

Huge scorpion vs Huge spider vs Mimic (round 1 part 3)

What you do to the mimic is hidden from the eyes of all

The mimics got that dog in it

dark souls mimic resemblances have me thinking unwise

something about the mysterious air around the mimic

Golem vs Ice golem (round 1 part 4)

Same deal but one freezes ur junk off I think the winner is clear

Gargoyle vs Hag (round 1 part 4)

..abusive mother kink????

Familiar vs Jack Frost (round 1 part 4)

familiar is customizable 👍

Doppelganger vs Demon (round 1 part 4)

That stupid sexy cat simply slays too much cunt

Hippogriff vs Fish-man (round 2 part 1)

no offense to my buddy fish-man but that hippogriff is too majestic

Living armour vs Undine (round 2 part 2)

One if the extras has a really perturving bit: Undines fed by consuming liquids with mana. Holm mentions regularly feeding it BODILY FLUIDS.

is wearing living armor anything

White dragon vs Green dragon (round 3)

she made that dragon sooooo cunty and for what

Cockatrice vs Demon (round 3)

you should've put the slutiest picture of the demon. to remind everyone that ryoko -sensei is down BAD

no one: ryoko kui: i am going to make a lion demon that is SOOOOOOO [redacted]

everybody vote for demon! a vote for demon is a love letter to Ryoko Kui

I do find it funny we're blowing the demon whore moments on like, the cockatrice matchup

This manga is so slutty and yet so tasteful in it that you can't really call it anything but great in every aspect of its eroticism

Mermaid vs Harpy (quarter finals)

i am so mad rn. a mermaid !? more fuckable than a harpy!? for shame tumblr for shame

White dragon vs Succubus (quarter finals)

Dragon fluffye!

Chimera vs Mermaid (semi-finals)

sorry mermaid. falin fucks supremely.

sorry falin. gotta stand up for my fellow merfolk here

a vote for chimera is a vote for lesbians

Succubus vs Demon (semi-finals)

Not even the sucubbi stands up to the limitless demon sexo

if you think about it. the succubus can turn into the demon's many forms

Chimera vs Demon (finale)

fags and dykes fighting to the death over this one

Listen man. Even if I'm gay I understand why Falin is winning but- Consider that the demon knows your exact wants and desires and could satisfy your sexual needs perfectly. Also when he's buff and humanoid near the end

either of them deserve to win but demon sweep because that fucker showed up in a dream to me once

teef!!!!

VOTE FOR DYKES. VOTE FOR SLEEPY GIRLS. VOTE FOR SHARP LITTLE TEETH

Mermaid vs Succubus (battle for the bronze)

mermaids can't lose to magical mosquito people PLEASE

[liesmyth]

Hey ite still me. I'm very sorry to have asked. I will never go to Church in the same way.

actually if you go to church I think you're THE target audience for The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir and should maybe give it a go... there's a nun from Pluto and God is Just Some Guy and it's really a book that speaks to me as someone who had a crush on a religious painting of the virgin Mary as a baby lesbian. Also there are puns!! and skeletons!!

I'm sorry though.

[fanciest-sauce]

I should have done this a long time ago

here is finally a pinned get to know me

call me fi, Freddie, Fallon, dearie, saucy, or a moniker of your choosing

any and all pronouns 😜

favourite movies are Cruella, rhps, Titanic, mean girls, and the lorax

likes theatre but I'm not an expert (always willing to learn more tho)

minor and talking to someone (finally)

favourite colour is fucking rainbow

lesbian and demi romantic

favourite shows are columbo, awog, and most shit in the history channel

favourite musicians are queen, the Beatles, the Ramones, trex, David Bowie, chappell roan, mitski, will wood, TV girl, rolling stones, the velvet underground, dazey and the scouts, Weezer, green day, marina, and similar

I love drawing

currently reading a basic history of art and the three musketeers (d'Artagnan my beloved)

I have 2 cats, a fish, a snake, and 2 rabbits

oldest sibling

bday is 3/15

other hobbies include jewellery making, painting, collecting soda tabs, rollerblading, photography, and playing board games

entp

moots that I actually talk to (I'm a little shy ok shut up)

@ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @i-am-just-a-skeleton @bargainoriley @sleepy-thing-shit @someone-kill-the-ej (my husband) @justagremlinoncaffeine @badluck990 (my wife) @urbeatlemaniac

ok bye lovelies sorry if I came off haughty I swear I'm not that irritable

[spectra473]

Its finally done! Sorry I'm a little late to the party. ^^;

Happy Pride Month! I've decided that in honor of pride, I should just go ahead and put myself out there. I'm done hiding it. I'm done shoving myself in the closet next to all those dusty old skeletons. I'm a lesbian, and proud to be one!

Women :)

All jokes aside, this was actually my first time drawing a flag. I gotta get better at it, but for my first try, I like the results. And Spec looks so happy! ^w^

[divorce-enjoyer]

NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

tagged by @liass-21 thank you broski

LAST SONG? - Put Your Records On by Corinne Bailey Rae

FAVOURITE COLOUR? - red babeyyyy

CURRENTLY WATCHING? its always sunny in philadelphia. so sorry for the spam you guys but why did nobody tell me, divorce-enjoyer, how nuts this show is

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY? - if i dont say spicy ill be a traitor to my bloodline

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - lol. lmao even.

CURRENT OBSESSION? - alright so its like a blunt rotation right? its like a blunt rotation between good omens, mission impossible, community and whatever other hyperfixation but the blunt in question is my brain. and my brain gets passed around between media and dwindles into a little pile of ash. does that make sense?

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - this would doxx me 😔

tagging: @p4nishers, @three-lesbians-of-the-apocalypse, @rare-basement, @orenamentaldecor, @theopportunityarose, @glittter-skeleton, @kimikyio, @theeminentlyimpractical, @us-costco-official, @theequeerstrian and anybody else who wants to :)

[character-of-all-time]

The fact you put quirrels pussy on the bracket means this lesbian website is biased now against wayne this is called survey bias and i am going to be angry at you in your inbox because of how unfair I am pretending this is

im so sorry. if it helps. when wayne dies all of his skin melts off and he turns into a cool skeleton. isnt that fun? i think its fun.

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 16

s3 ep3 gridlock

- THE FACE OF BOE!!!

- KITTENS

- americans will do anything but built efficient public transport

- yay lesbians, boo homophobic cat

- they still got christianity on new new earth?

- omg it’s crabs

- ngl those skeletons look a bit like the current us senate

- nooo the face of boe

s3 ep4 daleks in mahatten

- fuck yeha old timey new york

- these accents r so good

- that’s what he gets for not watching his girl in the show

- the doctor has gotta stop taking martha to slums

- ayyy king solomon reference, glad he cut the bread in half rather than a baby

- always with the anti capitalist times in this show, god bless

- uh oh daleks

- “the final experiment” r we doing a nazi allegory?

- ANDREW GARFIELD!!????

- uh oh mysterious glowing green thing

- uh oh are they building a giant dalek??

- not loving those pigs

- rip andrew garfield

- oh i’m obsessed with blondje

- oh he was a stagehand, sorry for judging u lazlo

- “he’s into musical theatre” 😭😭

- oh lazlo go turned into a pig nooo

- oh fuck yeah revolution, yes then solomon

- oh the daleks r fighting

- u heard it here first, if ur a bootlicker you’ll get ur flesh sacrificed to the dalek

- oh piggie lazlo watching his gf 😭😭

- oh hello andrew garfield

- “lazlo, my lazlo” this is so sad bro

- never beating the “into musical theatre” allegations

- oh i am hating this dalek/human hybrid

s3 ep5 evolution of the daleks

- get it loser, we’re discussing what it means to be human

- NO SOLOMON one of my fav dw side characters, u will be missed king

- poor martha

- uh oh dalek rebellion

- “never waste time with a hug” GIRL BE NICE

- no laszlo 😭😭

- yes then martha!!!! WOMAN IN STEM

- no the sonic screwdriver!!!

- bro just got electrocuted

- the way they’re marching, this is def a nazi allegory

- allons-y!

- “who are you then? some sort of dalek?” GET HIS ASS MARTHA

- oh shit they killed dalek sec

- YES THEN DALEK HUMANS

- omg they killed the daleks

- rip dalek humans

- oh shit one dalek vs one time lord

- NO LASZLO

- GO ON DOCTOR

- LASZLO LIVED !!!!!!!!

- those two episodes were my favourite since s1, so so good

s3 ep6 the lazarus experiment

- poor martha hasn’t even had time to get a chnage of clothes after all this

- omg the tuxedo, im very normal

- mums hate this guy 😭😭

- IS THAT MARK GATISS

- oh jfc what is that

- OMFG

- i do not believe that the beautiful woman wants blond mark gatiss

- omg it’s got his face

- who’s this fucking snitch

- rip blond mark gatiss

- THE SLAP

- lotta bible references this season

- hello again blond mark gatiss

- yayay companion martha

- harold saxon???