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What I need is an enemy with benefits

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Either luigi mangione is innocent and he should be let go or he is guilty and he should be let go

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this is all one hundred percent true however taylor no longer possesses her sea foam green bike at the start of the story as she has to catch buses to get anywhere in Brockton Bay. we can assume her bullies destroyed it and taylor had to walk home and Danny goes "hey, you're back late." and she just gives him a sad stare because she remembers riding it with Emma and learning with him and Annette and she's like

and it's one of the first truly horrible things Emma and Sophia does to Taylor

actually about that. taylor had a generic american little girl bicycle right? one of these little fuckers. it seriously is so weird that it's like this pervasive that like every 13 year old girl had the exact same kind of bike.

i was thinking about it, it just makes so much sense. perfectly in the demographic, too poor for a nice bike but not so poor they couldn't afford one at all.

it would be so funny for taylor to ride a pastel green single gear beach cruiser bicycle (with a heart sticker on the chassis that nobody put there it just spontaneously manifested) to meet up with her team of superhuman criminals so they can go rob banks together. do you think her bike had the little glitter tassels on the ends of the handlebars? I think it did and she cut them off with a pair of scissors shortly after entering middle school because she thought it was too immature

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it is so funny for alec that he's initially more responsible than rachel and Shes the problematic wildcard of the team but then he meets aisha and it turns out he was only being a good boy bc he was crazy depressed and now that hes having fun hes gonna be insufferable like his life depends on it

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I hate tinkers. I hate tinkers. I hate thinkers.

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shrinking you with my shrink-ray so your tirade becomes more high pitched :)

I hate tinkers. I hate tinkers. I hate thinkers.

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The mob wants you to read Pact and not Twig because they don't want you to know that Wildbow can write trans main characters in his actual work instead of in unintentional subtext btw

how well-written is this trans main character is the question

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Too bad the fight was over the moment they stepped into the room.

behold! low effort comic recreation of one of my fav parts of the gala fight! didn't feel like coloring, shading ect, but i still like it.

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Out of Touch

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Thinkin' about how funny it is that Protectorate capes got mad about Cauldron after the Echidna fight. Like, buddy, you work for the U.S. government; sit the fuck down.

"I'm opposed to human trafficking!" No you aren't. C'mon. C'mon.

"Ripping people away from their lives and keeping them locked in cells for years is wrong!" That is literally part of your job, dude. Be serious.

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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Thinkin' about how funny it is that Protectorate capes got mad about Cauldron after the Echidna fight. Like, buddy, you work for the U.S. government; sit the fuck down.

"I'm opposed to human trafficking!" No you aren't. C'mon. C'mon.

"Ripping people away from their lives and keeping them locked in cells for years is wrong!" That is literally part of your job, dude. Be serious.

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I'm doodling some hair style progression headcanons for the Undersiders and can I just say it's stupid + not real that Rachel never got to completely fuck up her shit with a clipper

In real Ward she should have a buzz cut 24/7 and have to endure wearing hand knitted hats from the Heartbroken all winter so her bald head doesn't get cold

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Jack Slash works as well as he does basically entirely on the basis of how visibly the author Does Not Like Him. There's a version of Jack Slash written by some other guy who actually unironically thinks his character archetype is hot shit, and that version sucks and the version of the story that he's in also probably sucks. This version also sucks but you can feel everyone else in the story rolling their eyes in unison at the fact that they've gotta put up with his bullshit, everyone going, "alright, can we please stop with the Dark Knight pastiche and go back to playing realpolitik with well-realized individuals who aren't homicidal cartoon characters that we're forced to take seriously purely by virtue of their inexplicable six-digit grimdark looneytunes bodycount"

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Taylor Hebert is textually transfem send post