#sorry jaune

[superiorsturgeon]

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Pyrrha: *straightening her hair* Hello…?

Ruby: Pyrrha! We need your help! A kitten is stuck under a car and both Yang and Nora are too sick to lift it! You’re the only one who can get it out!

Pyrrha: But…! I can’t right now because…well…

Ruby: Are you doing something?

Pyrrha: N-NO! NOTHING!! 😳

Ruby: Oh, good! Let’s go!

Ruby: *grabs Pyrrha and rosenados away*

Jaune: *naked, blindfolded, and tied to the bed* Pyrrha…? Hello? Are you there…?!

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

SAME BRAINCELLS BTW. ACTUALLY SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR CHOREOGRAPHY TO MY JAUNE DIES PYRRHA LIVES FIC?? and the very rough animation i made ages ago to illustrate the thing...

this is so fuckin good and I am thriving to see it

fuck, the title of my fic is even "To Spite Destiny"

i've already drawn this out once but i really wanted to take another crack at it because i feel like i didnt do my own thoughts justice.

anyway. canon divergence where Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha and it gives her a complex centered around her beliefs in destiny/fate. (also Pyrrha maintains control of half of the fall-maiden powers because i want to tinker with the idea of Pyrrha and Cinder fiending for the other half)

[paponela]

how long do you think he took to figure it out

[kathjack]

I'm back at making these

Taduction for the last two:

"Love how you plan everything" "It's called having anxiety"

2. "How is your monday going, unknown person who administrates the Candy Club account?" "I think I have depression xd (XD)" "Hi, Vicky here! CEO of social media administration of the Candy Club. I'm sorry for the last message. it was an accident and it won't happen again. We're having a great monday and I hope you too!"

[weisscoldglare]

[juanarc-thethird]

[dragon-razor-writings]

Jaune, showing pictures of his family: "This is my uncle, Pierre Gregory Arc."

Yang: “...He looks like if you get a tattoo, you'll be written out of the will.”

Jaune: "You're not the first to say that."

[howlingday]

Ruby: Got any plans for Spooky Day this year Jaune?

Jaune: I'll be helping Nora & Ren traumatize trick-or-treaters this year.

Ruby: W-what!? Why!?

Jaune: Nora somehow got in her head that she has to give out ALL 20,000 lien's worth of king sized candy she bought this year if ONE person knocks on the door and says trick or treat.

Nora: ...HOW?!

Jaune: I found it's better not to ask.

Adrian: (Swims in 20k lien worth o' candy)

Ruby: Huh... He's really not afraid of anything, is he?

Ren: He was involved in our airship plan.

[infoglitch]

What's ya type?

("wow another otp post? How original. What's next getting on your knees and begging for reblogs?".. fuck you.)

Neptune reclined in his chair as he, Ren, Sun, and jaune were taking a break mid session of Gungeons and Grimm. Neptune grabbed a can of Prof. Spicer.

Neptune: alright guys. This is an extremely important question.

Jaune: what is it?

Sun: it isn't that stupid "woman or tree" thing again is it? I nearly got my head torn off for answering it.

Ren: that's because you chose neither. You said and I quote "id rather have a persimmon"

Neptune: guys! Quit thinking about history. I'm saving that for drunk philosophy night. The question is, what type of man or woman is your type? Starting with you Jaune, answer correctly and maybe your character will survive this campaign.

Ren: you realize I'm the gm right?

Neptune: ah right, well regardless answer the question.

Jaune: well-

Jaunes scroll started buzzing as he answered it.

How does your jaune otp respond?

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt8! except make it ao3 tags i stole from @/thefunniesttags

[gatheringkeepsakes]

Isn't it crazy how fast the night changes?

[starlightwoofwoof]

They're called Nagas!

ohhh- okie I see

anyway here he is-

King Constrictor!!! heck yeah

I was gonna name him King Cobra but then I wanted to go more of a creative route and named him King Constrictor instead- cause y’know, it’s a snake and constricting means, like, to restrict someone from doing something- idk

(also I know boa constrictors don’t have rattlesnake tails but I thought him having one would be cool-)

obviously, since we don’t know much about Aaron, idk how he turned, but yeah, sometimes I just like making these guys for fun

idk what else to put so uhhh, here’s Ross’s and Jaune’s reactions to him-

[dibbzzepozzum009]

For @zleepysnails , I’m done with da fanart!! :D

Also happy Halloween!! 💀🎃

[paponela]

one of the boyyyyyz (they won)

[kathjack]

I MADE MORE

The translation for the spanish ones are at the end of the post

"Look man, it wasn't my intention to call you a dumbass, but when you asked me what animal Mr. Krabs was, you caught me off guard" "😔"

"Mom, remember that I told you I was gonna chill out with my friends" "Yes" "I'm in jail"

"Open the photo [Twinkish laugh idk]" "That's me" "The one in the blue sweater" "Not the yellow one" "The yellow one is my rat"

[artseniccatnip]

twitter really liked this one

[ id: first image: 3 panels, one with mothiva holding vi by the antenna , a red X is next to the caption, "this is RUDE that is her antennae", second panel with vi being held by her head in a robotic claw and Professor H.B. taking notes off to the side, a red X is next to the caption, "She will get brain damage", the last panel has vi with outstretched arms smiling towards Jaune who is kneeling down to greet her with a hug, a green arrow is next to the caption, "let her come to you when she is ready"

second image: vi encased in ice and has a fearful look on her face, while leif and kabbu stand at the side, leif is snapping their fingers and kabbu is running forward towards the ice, the caption reads "Bonus: Encase her in ice and throw her at the enemy" in all capitals]