#sorry jaune

[superiorsturgeon]

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Pyrrha: *straightening her hair* Hello…?

Ruby: Pyrrha! We need your help! A kitten is stuck under a car and both Yang and Nora are too sick to lift it! You’re the only one who can get it out!

Pyrrha: But…! I can’t right now because…well…

Ruby: Are you doing something?

Pyrrha: N-NO! NOTHING!! 😳

Ruby: Oh, good! Let’s go!

Ruby: *grabs Pyrrha and rosenados away*

Jaune: *naked, blindfolded, and tied to the bed* Pyrrha…? Hello? Are you there…?!

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

SAME BRAINCELLS BTW. ACTUALLY SHOCKINGLY SIMILAR CHOREOGRAPHY TO MY JAUNE DIES PYRRHA LIVES FIC?? and the very rough animation i made ages ago to illustrate the thing...

this is so fuckin good and I am thriving to see it

fuck, the title of my fic is even "To Spite Destiny"

i've already drawn this out once but i really wanted to take another crack at it because i feel like i didnt do my own thoughts justice.

anyway. canon divergence where Jaune dies instead of Pyrrha and it gives her a complex centered around her beliefs in destiny/fate. (also Pyrrha maintains control of half of the fall-maiden powers because i want to tinker with the idea of Pyrrha and Cinder fiending for the other half)

[paponela]

how long do you think he took to figure it out

[kathjack]

I'm back at making these

Taduction for the last two:

"Love how you plan everything" "It's called having anxiety"

2. "How is your monday going, unknown person who administrates the Candy Club account?" "I think I have depression xd (XD)" "Hi, Vicky here! CEO of social media administration of the Candy Club. I'm sorry for the last message. it was an accident and it won't happen again. We're having a great monday and I hope you too!"

[dragon-razor-writings]

Jaune, showing pictures of his family: "This is my uncle, Pierre Gregory Arc."

Yang: “...He looks like if you get a tattoo, you'll be written out of the will.”

Jaune: "You're not the first to say that."

[weisscoldglare]

[juanarc-thethird]

[chiliandchocolate]

After a long fight against Salem and her followers, Jaune is wounded. Ruby pulls him behind a rock to hide them from other attacks.

Ruby: JAUNE! NO! Don't leave me...

Jaune: It's okay, Ruby. You see... I've waited for so long to see Pyrrha again...

Ruby sobs, but Jaune smiles.

Jaune: It's my turn to say I'm sorry...

Those are his last words.

[obligatoryjauneblog]

martial arcs or renorarc por favor

Nora: So Jaune, since you went so hard after Weiss I take it you like flat gals or something?

Jaune: Oh nah, short ones actually. Honestly, lot like your height.

Nora: ... Excuse me?

Jaune: Oh yeah, plus I was always into gingers and God you really just drive a man wild when you lift five times your weight.

Ren: It's true.

Nora: O.. oh wow...

Jaune: And for guys, I'm more into silent dudes with dark hair like Ren.

Ren: ...

Nora: ...

Jaune: Hey guys, why are you locking the door?

[howlingday]

Ruby: Got any plans for Spooky Day this year Jaune?

Jaune: I'll be helping Nora & Ren traumatize trick-or-treaters this year.

Ruby: W-what!? Why!?

Jaune: Nora somehow got in her head that she has to give out ALL 20,000 lien's worth of king sized candy she bought this year if ONE person knocks on the door and says trick or treat.

Nora: ...HOW?!

Jaune: I found it's better not to ask.

Adrian: (Swims in 20k lien worth o' candy)

Ruby: Huh... He's really not afraid of anything, is he?

Ren: He was involved in our airship plan.

[infoglitch]

What's ya type?

("wow another otp post? How original. What's next getting on your knees and begging for reblogs?".. fuck you.)

Neptune reclined in his chair as he, Ren, Sun, and jaune were taking a break mid session of Gungeons and Grimm. Neptune grabbed a can of Prof. Spicer.

Neptune: alright guys. This is an extremely important question.

Jaune: what is it?

Sun: it isn't that stupid "woman or tree" thing again is it? I nearly got my head torn off for answering it.

Ren: that's because you chose neither. You said and I quote "id rather have a persimmon"

Neptune: guys! Quit thinking about history. I'm saving that for drunk philosophy night. The question is, what type of man or woman is your type? Starting with you Jaune, answer correctly and maybe your character will survive this campaign.

Ren: you realize I'm the gm right?

Neptune: ah right, well regardless answer the question.

Jaune: well-

Jaunes scroll started buzzing as he answered it.

How does your jaune otp respond?

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt8! except make it ao3 tags i stole from @/thefunniesttags

[starlightwoofwoof]

They're called Nagas!

ohhh- okie I see

anyway here he is-

King Constrictor!!! heck yeah

I was gonna name him King Cobra but then I wanted to go more of a creative route and named him King Constrictor instead- cause y’know, it’s a snake and constricting means, like, to restrict someone from doing something- idk

(also I know boa constrictors don’t have rattlesnake tails but I thought him having one would be cool-)

obviously, since we don’t know much about Aaron, idk how he turned, but yeah, sometimes I just like making these guys for fun

idk what else to put so uhhh, here’s Ross’s and Jaune’s reactions to him-

[rwby-confess]

"oh another confession about Jaune how original, what's Glitch gonna do next say the sky is blue?"

In all seriousness, I don't get why some people say Jaune being removed from the show makes it better. It doesn't, it doesn't even affect the show. Just means Ren is the only male character his age.

Jaune didn't ruin the show. He got so much screen time because like I said before, crwby is incompetent when it comes to writing women. Jaune is a completely inoffensive character if we ignore all the screentime he has, if anything hes too inoffensive.

And if you wanna talk about Jaune, bring up Nora and Ren, neither of them should still be part of the cast either but they are there.

The problem with this show isn't one character it's the writers. You may hate jaune to death, I'm not gonna fight you on that but if you say he's the reason this show sucks? You might wanna rethink.

Blame the writers, not the character.

#crwbyaintshit

Confession #500

Jaune fans explaining why Jaune, Jaune is Jaune, so Jaune Jauns Jaun8ng Jauned djdiek

[kathjack]

I MADE MORE

The translation for the spanish ones are at the end of the post

"Look man, it wasn't my intention to call you a dumbass, but when you asked me what animal Mr. Krabs was, you caught me off guard" "😔"

"Mom, remember that I told you I was gonna chill out with my friends" "Yes" "I'm in jail"

"Open the photo [Twinkish laugh idk]" "That's me" "The one in the blue sweater" "Not the yellow one" "The yellow one is my rat"

[gatheringkeepsakes]

Isn't it crazy how fast the night changes?