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#castlevania#akumajou dracula#castlevania curse of darkness#castlevania fanart#castlevania games#isaac laforeze#hector castlevania#i'm back!!#kinda#i still remember about your requests#i'll do it later#i finally drew something after so long#sorry it's dirty and looks like shit#but anyway#actually i was trying to draw hector on the throne lol#at first i tried to draw him to practice and this is what came out
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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Funny how people will be so weird about fma 03's Scar design, citing him being younger/'bishie' compared to the manga and Brotherhood versions as a negative against the first anime adaptation because, let's be real here, a lot of people see this design decision as "feminizing", making him weaker or more palatable at the expense of the role he's meant to play.
Meanwhile 03 Scar, unlike the manga and Broho counterparts, not only is more staunchly anti-military and consistently uses violence and strategies against the system throughout his entire arc, he straight up has a kill count so massive it would make manga + Broho Scars blush (and manga + Broho Elrics have a full existential crisis).
My man never once becomes an Amestrian reformist, never once celebrates the militia (he would have laughed Miles right out of the room if he tried to guilt him for not licking military boots for a scrap of acceptance; in canon he fully declares he has zero pity for soldiers PERIOD) and goes down killing well over 7000+ soldiers and state alchemists in his entire run.
Need I remind everyone that he draws a city-spanning alchemic rune, by himself, with a boulder and a chain to drag it? And lures in the Amestrian invaders by dropping Kimbly's freshly murdered carcass (his doing of course) that he carried with his teeth to the top of a building, while armless and bleeding out? Drawing them further in while dodging gunfire on foot. Iconic. Awe-inspiring. Pure 100% platinum-grade badass.
03 Scar never loses sleep about killing the pigs of a fascist nation, never cedes any ideological or material ground to them, and he could never be shamed out of actively fighting back. Unfortunately we can't say the same for the defanged mangahood Scars. Because despite their more overtly gruff and 'tough' character designs, they're so thoroughly cowed by a small mob of Amestrians who use basic shaming tactics to stop them dead in their tracks and join their side, never to kill another jackbooted hog.
03 Scar clears manga and Brotherhood Scars, easy
#yes this post was inspired by numerous takes from various spheres of the fma fandom online#but it's esp spurred on by one particularly stupid & infamous tumblr post#(which i've only ever seen in screenshots outside of tumblr tbc)#that characterized 03 Scar as some weepy 'woman-like' twit who isn't a badass because he isn't built like a fridge unlike broho scar#examplary of your average broho-only fan i'm sorry#braindead-ass takes#second place goes to the cishet dudes who say shit like ''heh he looks like a member of a boy band 🤪'' like. your watching a show#starring a pretty longhaired braid-wearing teenage boy but apparently you get real uncomfortable with an attractive brown guy??#it's so fucking weird#fma#fma 03#fmab#(and yes i still love the manga & broho scars i just see them as poorly handled & done exceptionally dirty by the narrative & characters)#eta: but yeah the weird misogyny & low key racism regarding 03 Scar's design is embarrassing & tbf i have seen fma 03 fans say this shit to#scar fma
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JoJo Siwa doesn’t deserve all the hate (and homophobia) she’s getting for her style and music; but she does deserve scrutiny for defending Colleen Ballinger and being both active and complicit in abuse that happened on her TV show. Like the girl has been under the public eye in unhealthy environments all her life; cut her some slack — not too much; she’s still a responsible adult — but if you’re going to dogpile her, then at least dogpile her for the right reasons. Jesus Fucking Christ.
#jojo siwa#discourse#Her comment sections are VILE#I actually don’t hate her songs. They’re basically early-2000s new old stock and I like early 2000s music#Is she trying too hard to look like an “adult?” Yes. But that’s understandable.#What isn’t understandable is screaming at children for no fucking reason#and JoJo not helping at all when a girl was hemorrhaging out her belly button#when JoJo’s mother told the girl to “put a pad on it”#I don’t care how afraid you are of your parents; you END that shit the second you see it#I was raised in a cult and I actively sabotaged my parents’ preaching work on multiple occasions#I didn’t know if I’d get kicked out if they found out I did that; the only reason I still have a relationship with them#is because they never found out about my later sabotage#Dad preached to a waitress dangling a cure for her sons’ disorder in front of her nose as incentive to join and gave her literature#So I went to the restaurant with him and insisted I pay for the tip.#I gave her eight dollars and a sticky note with a bunch of keywords about the cult’s abuses to look up#The next time I went there#she said didn’t understand the sticky note and asked me while he was gone what I meant#I hate talking to people especially when I’m under pressure because I trip over my words even when I’m NOT anxious#But her kids’ lives being free of a cult meant more to me than avoiding a momentary discomfort so I gave a quick rundown#She thanked me and heeded my warning basically playing along with me and not saying anything to my dad about it#I was 20; JoJo was about 19 when her show was going on#She had no excuse for allowing her mom to do that.#At the very least she could have said “Oh god I’m so sorry she said that. Please don’t hurt yourself for my show; go to the hospital.”#But no. She didn’t do that. In fact she screamed at children and joked that if they were crying then it was a good show.#Bitch come here and do that in front of me. I double dog dare you. I may only be 5’5” but I fight dirty and I’m angrier than you#Sorry. I guess I do hate her… for THAT specifically.#Like yeah I’ve fucked up with the kids I help and yelled when I didn’t have to but I HATED doing it and tried to do better later#Why someone would SCREAM at kids on purpose for long periods of time for no reason is beyond me
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sorry hang on tarot requests might be delayed by a few minutes I'm sending a furious alumna email
#look it's a subject that I've chosen not to talk about on tumblr for various reasons but like#you think y'all can have the UNMITIGATED GALL to send alumni an email about how you had to get rid of the dirty evil protesters#when I had to deal with anti-gay evangelical protesters all the fucking time at penn???#you're gonna tell me that these students were making student life impossible#when I had to deal with those wharton pissbabies when trump was elected?#when I watched those miserable little monsters-in-the-making following around crying female students and shouting LOCK HER UP#in the fucking DINING HALL#but NO the student protesters on the GREEN are too much?#holy shit you guys can get fucked#you didn't trespass the westboro baptist church but you are trespassing your own students#you just want to protect your precious endowments and shit#and considering you never spent any of that money fixing accessible doors when I was on campus#at times preventing me from going to class until I could find a stranger to open them for me#you can absolutely get fucked forever with all that money that you only give to your highest earners#sorry I am SO mad lmao
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#so I got caught up in the Ikemen game fuck me right#anyway mc in the 2nd princes route is down bad like girl get up u worse than the other one at least the other one the feeling was mutual#this ones mean like who u calling slow? 🤨#we lost her damn like#also there was weird story stuff and I’m like first of all u want me to think this man who has never really looked into the whole romance#thing and finds everyone annoying can do that sort of thing like idk im not buying it#I’m sorry like nothing u say will convince me he can say anything nice like it just#‘with a kind gaze…’ 🤨#what I can’t read the premium route but u can buy the epilogue if there is a god they will strike and kill the creator of the gacha game#I blame fortnight#wait 🫢🤭#u know what nvm 😑#ruined the fucking moment with the span of click#he could’ve just been like I get it now. end sentence end thought nothing else but sadly he must make it known he don’t fuck with this shit#u know what I’m sick of this shit#gotta see to the end but this is the last time I’m doing a recommended route.#freaky ass#like#it’s either something rude or cheesy I cat I can’t anymore I’m going to kill myself#like Jesus#yo why the fuck it go from like we kissing to we doing something dirty I can’t stand it#it can fade to black#idk#like I said freaky ass wtf#ew#u know what picture u hate that one where their at the cemetery#mc looks so silly in the back smiling
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... My parents really for real are leaving the uncleaned, rotten potato juice and other misc unknown juice infested, LITERALLY FRUIT FLY LARVAE INFESTED, cupboards, in the bathroom,
For like the 4th day starting today if I am counting right
Sure just don't let me shower sure just let me get paranoid over the larvae sure make me not trust the bathtub for like a week sure let the place get more infested sure let it stink up the whole place SURE LEAVE THE FUCKING BATHROOM UNUSABLE
#I was the one who found the cupboard btw#They fr left shit there for months#Never checked it#Bc I don't cook or stay in the kitchen a long time unless I'm actively seeking Being Alone and Not Food#I never checked#Whole place infested with fruit flies#Thousands so many#'haha guess it's summer gotta be the trash' mom says#Then I try finding the source myself on an already extremely low appetite#....... Yea let's just say I just had to comfort food it out again after my discovery. So bad.#I know they've had work but. Uhm. Today home all day. Are they seriously not gonna clean it unless I say#I'M NOT DOING IT I'LL THROW UP + IDK HOW TO DO IT DO I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN TAUGHT#TO CLEAN ANYTHING#We don't even have basic cleaning supplies.#They always leave gross buckets of gross?? UNKNOWN LIQUIDS#In there for DAYS#And I CANT TAKE A BATH JNLESS I ASK SOMEONE#FOR#DAYS#LEAST HYGIENIC FUCKING HOUSE JESUS CHRIST I GET TOLD MY ROOM IS GROSS AND DIRTY#BUT ITS THE CLEANEST PLACE IN THE HOUSEEEEEE#Would be better if WE DIDNT LOSE THE WHOLE VACUUM SOMEHOW#Where IS IT.#I can't with this house#Vent#Sorry I'm talking abt this situation a lot (@my friends)#Like Uhm I wanna shower. I haven't since my Transgender Werewolf Period began#No since BEFORE IT. I'm DISGUSTING. PLEASE. GET THE LARVAE INFESTED THING OUT OF HERE#AAHHHHHHHH#I'M WRITING THIS BC KM AVOIDING BRUSHING MY TEETH NEAR THIS THING.
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I have thoughts about the ted lasso dolls and many of my thoughts are not great.
#tbd#ted lasso#so the rebecca doll face sculpt did hannah w. dirty. barbie has still not learned a good middle ground between looking like the person#that it was based on and looking like a doll#the keeley doll's outfit is a miserable tragedy it literally looks like it came out of those $10 fashion packs on amazon#which is BEYOND fucking unacceptable for BARBIE SIGNATURE#i guess ted's isn't as cursed#but booy i am not getting the collector doll vibe i should be getting#KEELEY GETTING THAT GENERIC SQUARE BAG REALLY#and rebecca's again looks obviously plastic#but man i'm sorry the quality of keeley's outfit is shit idk who allowed that#yeah yeah i'll get ted and rebecca for sure maybe i want to se e someone review them on yt#rip keeley if your outfit didn't look like barwa pack of 20 doll clothes i would get you too
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elderberry and echinacea are soooo damn effective just a few weeks of not taking my tea regularly and i already see the difference in my immune health. stay safe y'all mask up etc just do what you can cos these governments are never gonna care or admit that COVID is still spreading rampantly everywhere.
#masking on the train/public spaces when possible has literally gotten me dirty looks lmao ppl are so funny.#so sorry that im trying to minimize harm to myself and others esp. when i have a history of immunocompromisation in my family 😐#i wonder at what point people will get tired of deluding themselves that there isnt a problem no matter how clear that problem is.#seeing it with global warming rn causing so much damage in Africa it's so damn hot in Nigeria even during rainy season and harmattan.#rivers are polluted as shit people can't use the water out of their tap to cook like hello. and if you mention climate change they'd be so#quick to call that a western problem annzjxj man.#may God help us all like i say that at least 5times a day atp lmao nothing else one can do...
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if i may complain for a bit about something that doesn't actually matter and can be easily avoided. god i hate fics that baby-fy chuuya
#yeah yeah i know just don't read them w/e. there's no tags to avoid these unfortunately 😐#it kinda feels like a fanon of fanon. it's so far removed from his canon self even if some core elements are there.#why write him like a 15 y/o even as an adult. and the thing is. even when he was 15 in canon he wasn't this childish. c'mon.#a lot of the most popular skk fics have him characterized like this and man I'm tired. look how they massacred my boy.#ok complaining session over. i feel like i sound kinda mean. sorry abt that.#it doesn't actually matter that much just a bit frustrating when it keeps happening when you're already a couple hundred words into a fic#edit: i lied I'm not done complaining i gotta turn this into a rant bc ppl misunderstanding my favorite character online is a crime.#childish was the wrong word for me to use ig it's more like. innocent.#girl. bestie. he has been part of criminal organizations quite literally since he remembers himself.#he is not some sweet uwu baby who's a bit of a tsundere or w/e. he's got genuine reasons to be angry yknow. he's been through shit#and he's not innocent? he's in the fucking mafia lol we literally see him kill like 20 people in 5 minutes at 15 y/o.#he's not naive either???? he may not be dazai levels of smart but he's still capable of figuring things out himself????#like he did figure out rimbaud's thing by himself. he's not stupid or slow. he wouldn't be a mafia executive otherwise.#and that's also the reason he can't be naive like... he is in constant danger after all#and idk watering down all this^ for aus is boring and turning him into practically an oc but it's even worse in canonverse#or literally any au where he suffers the same amount as he does in canon. bc then what's your excuse for watering him down.#it feels like forcing him into this very clear cut mold you see in every media when he is literally. not that.#no one in bsd is honestly that's part of its charm imo. they all subvert your expectations of their character archetypes#i think this is why it's making me so angry bc it doesn't feel like just misunderstanding the character but also the whole story. in a way.#am i going too far? perhaps. i dunno. i do feel less Dirty after letting out this frustration tho.#complaining session is now officially over okay. yes. sorry. i don't mean to offend anyone sorry if i sound mean at any point.
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Could never understand being a Michinaga hater the guy has carried the Entire series for me at this point
#i have so many thoughts about him#personally feel hes been one of the most consistently written characters since the beginning of everything#also. people keep calling him a hypocrite. yall are wrong#if he was a hypocrite he would proclaim he was better than everyone while doing what he does#when beroba calls him out on doing the same shit the riders he hates are doing he literally doesnt deny it#hes like yeah i kinda am but so what im doing it anyways#if he was really a hypocrite hed have denied that shit up and down but he never does#hes just. very bullheaded as hes meant to be in achieving his endgoal and if he has to get his hands dirty doing it#he will#people get mad that he killed keiwa and yeah it was a dick move but he also literally explains it#he does it to get him and neon and the rest to forget everything so they can go back to living peacefully in ignorance#and so that their own wishes wont cause more suffering in the process#because lets be real if you wanna critique michinaga you better be willing to look at keiwas own shit hes got going on#michinaga rightfully calls him out on Knowing the wishes cause suffering but still wanting to use that system to right its wrongs#and thats not forgivable to him nor is it very noble of keiwa when hes the guy whos been vying for peace this whole time#his way to peace has a price tag on it now#the whole point i think is that no ones goals are going to be able to mesh together and the whole system needs to fuckin go#because no one is benifiting from it even with the wishes being used for Good Things#sorry but ive been ruminating on this all night i needed to get it out there#kamen rider geats#geats spoilers#kief watches kr geats
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Man, if the previous generation of parents don’t take first place at emotional gaslighting and manipulation, I don’t know who possibly could.
#like holy shit— SORRY I gotta pay the bills homie#but don’t get pissed off at me that I can’t afford to give you 100 bucks right now.#maybe spend your own money a little more wisely idfk#as if she doesn’t make twice as much as me in a month and ALL she really has to pay for is rent?? where’s the rest of your shit??#fuck canada and its fucked real estate; I should’ve been able to move out five fucking years ago and never looked back.#I really do envy you guys for living on your own/with a partner. one that works WITH you.#bc at this point what I live with is barely a fucking roommate.#sorry— I really don’t like airing out my dirty laundry here. but it just blows my mind how awful gen x/boomer parents can be.#✦ nc vb.
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I love when the city is doing work on the water pipes in my neighborhood and they decide to give us Absolutely No Warning Whatsoever before just turning the water off so I didn't have time to do anything that I need water for like I can't even fucking make myself breakfast it's great I love this
#like I would assume we would get like a day's warning you know???#bcs if I had known about this yesterday I would have filled up a jug or two so I could flush the toilet#and made sure the britta filters were full so I wouldn't have to worry about running out of drinking water#done all the dishes so I would HAVE DISHES TO MAKE FOOD WITH#filled up the pet water bowls all the way#saved some to brush my teeth with#done my laundry yesterday so I don't have to sit around in dirty clothes today#you know shit like that#but nah they didn't even knock on our door#they just turned it off#and when we called the city to be like 'hey have you considered perhaps warning people before you do this shit'#they were like 'uh they knock on everyone's door in the morning'#and we were like 'so we both work from home and there is a car out front and no one knocked at all'#and they basically just were like 'oops sorry'#fucking fantastic work everyone I hate it#anyway looks like breakfast today is going to be an apple and a banana and some yogurt#yay#the notice claims they'll be done in like two more hours#however it was worded with a big 'approximately' so who knows#I'm not even mad that they're doing the work I am glad they're doing it#just send our a flyer a day in advance ffs
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Still on my short king Duke trip
#I’m sorry i just can’t get the mental image out of my head#Duke being a brawler type fighter#extremely close to the way Batman fights#Batman who’s built like a shit brick house#Duke who doesn’t hide in the shadows despite his ability to#who chooses to shine a light on himself in order to keep others safe#and hes like 5’4 at his prime#imagine some thug tryna rush him and he’s just sturdy#plants his feet on the ground and doesn’t budge#and the thug is literally towering over him but cannot move him#make no mistake I’m not rocking with Dorito body or whatever#if you look at him you would NEVER think he’s as strong as he is#if ppl were to guess the way Duke would fight they’d assume smth close to Red Robin or even Nightwings style#nah#this man fights like red hood and Batman had a custody battle over his training for 10 years#and like black bat snuck in and did her own thing while the others weren’t looking#he’s absolutely a dirty fighter too#will poke you in the eyes and go for ball shots guaranteed#won’t kick u when ur down tho he says it’s mean#an enigma tbh#honestly#the disconnect between Duke and Signal is almost as good as the one between Clark Kent and Superman#despite Signal wearing heeled boots with tall insoles#they just present themselves so differently#Not even personality wise!#Duke is friendly and brash and intelligent as Duke and Signal#they just physically carry themselves so differently that his siblings can SEE the change real time#it’s like that scene where Clark revealed he was Superman in that one movie and moved different#duke thomas#i love him he’s my fave
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had to reblog previous tags because this explains it perfectly. the hair in the above images is blonde, not brown.
this is about what my natural hair color is and i never know what to call it bc ive seen people call this color both blonde & brown so. pls reblog im curious as to what the common consensus is
#sorry but a lot of people here need to either get their eyes or their screens checked#as someone who had red hair when i was really little & then blond hair when i was a teen (it's dirty blond now)#this. is. blond.#blond =/= white. blond =/= platinum. taylor swift? her hair is 100% dyed. that is not her natural hair colour.#she may be blond but it's dyed lighter with highlights#same with every other celebrity with that type of blond & parents that very obviously have darker hair#a lot of people with lighter hair go darker as they age so most people dye it to keep the lighter colour#THESE pictures is not brown though. this is what blond looks like 75% of the time#the other times it being redder or yellower or lighter or whatever#still can't believe people think this is brown. fucking BROWN. are you serious?? good lird#& for people saying ''it's the lighting!!'' yeah. exactly. it's the lighting that tells me it's blond#because if it wasn't it wouldn't look like that in the light. it wouldn't ''shine'' blond#brown hair doesn't have that type of ''reflection'' on it. it's usually browner & darker as a result of the hair itself being darker#blond will turn golden in light. & no i'm not being all ''cerulean eyes with a hint of seafoam in certain lighting''#i mean that in a well lit place blond hair looks yellow. it's as simple as that#you don't base colours off of what they look like in the dark#this shit has kept me up waaay too long i'm done ranting. goodnight
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