#sorry irl friends

[henri-apollo]

I think I want to stay in bed all day

[letshavechildren]

[zenon-the-zequel]

it’s october 3rd 💕💋

[sealitsgills]

bawling my eyes out but in a way that's cute and petite so paul from eddsworld dries my tears and gives me a little kiss

[potentiallyambitious]

in my flu era

[circumlocutive]

Hmmm wanna watch my boyfriend and girlfriend suck each other's dicks again

[doginacafe]

hes definitely on his tippy toes

[temeyes]

to this day, they still don't believe him

[four-pointed-leaf]

happy pride month

[zenon-the-zequel]

y’all seem to enjoy when i’m feeling body positive, so happy saturday 🤪

[gardenerofstars]

i forget how mentally ill i get on here during the summer untill it becomes summer again

[twistcmyk]

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[em-bandaid-boy]

Hiiii thanks for 500 followerrrs!!! Idk why so many of you are here but thaanks 💖

(Seriously tho thank you its pretty cool) anyways I drew more murderous robots lol

[th3e-m4ng0]

did you see the new transformers movie yet??

hope this answers your question

[poltergeist-draws]

werebeast pim pimling. can anyone hear me