#sorry im insane today

[unironicallytes]

Sithis "Daddy Padomay" Dread Lord is an emotionally unavailable father who went out for cigarettes millennia ago and won't return your calls, while Night Mother "Mom Said It's My Turn On The Blade of Woe" Unholy Matron is a narcissistic mother who pits her children against each other in bloodsport for her favor, send tweet

[daylilie]

I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE 🗣🗣🗣 I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN 🗣🗣🗣 I SEE PORTRAYALS OF BETRAYAL AND A BROTHER’S FINAL STAND 🗣🗣🗣 I SEE YOU ON THE BRINK OF DEATH 🗣🗣🗣 I SEE YOU DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH 🗣🗣🗣 I SEE A MAN WHO GETS TO MAKE IT HOME ALIVE 🗣🗣🗣 BUT ITS NO LONGER…… YOUUUUUUUUUUU 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[moodymeangirl]

i need a mocha but the stupid library shop closed even tho there's an event on tonight my throat is dry the air cons r industrial the night is cool where coff where coff

[shabawdy]

i love when men wear glasses and are covered in blood

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine... Can I try... R-rizzing you up?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAASSE

*inhale*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ PLEAEAEAEAEASE

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Audio Source

This was requested by @blazeball THANK YOU 🫡

Also this bit at the end is foreshadowing for tomorrows post ;)

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*gasp* HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT.

[charmac]

"I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I, again, somehow get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? It's, it's just not worth it."

Rob McElhenney naming Mac and Dennis alongside Ross and Rachel as one of the greatest "will they, won't they?" couples in sitcom history forever altered my brain chemistry.

[alien-the-ghost]

Made a bunch more Secondo GIFs because I am still thinking about him and I'm taking everyone down with me.

Paintless Secondo! Because he is silly and we need to appreciate his handsome face <3

Source 1 Source 2 Source 3

Papaganda 1, 2 and Australia studio performance

[dreamdripdistance]

(shows up immeasurably late to the party) heyyy guys... hows it going...........

[efverse]

the lost lamb...

[anghelcode]

dgaf if its ugly it was made for comedic purposes for oomf since he got me into this fucked up funny ship. so much potential for comedy

[motherdanger]

something about saw characters wearing the comfiest clothes in the probably the worst situations of their lives

Lynn's outfit always gets me though. She was going to go home. She had a long day and just wanted to go to bed and rest. She was gonna have a drink of wine to help her sleep. She'll pass by Jeff knocked out on the sofa as she heads to Corbett's room to give her a good night kiss....

SHE WAS GONNA GO HOME. That night the man she was cheating with said "I want a divorce" and she didn't respond. She thought "No, you're not getting that.. why? Why would you get that? What even is this? What am I doing?" A sigh "I'm gonna go to work and then I'm gonna go home."

You think when John stabilized in her head she was counting down the hours before she could finally go home 😀

You think when she heard Jeff call her name that tiny spark of hope that she was gonna make it through the night and head home to her family lit up?

But then no one in that room listened to her while she begged for her life. She just sat and bled out. She wasnt gonna make it home

[agenttommykinard]

if anything, Stiles Stilinski would see Tommy Kinard and would freak out because the guy who worked at the police station suddenly has a doppelganger that's gay

a doppleGAYnger if you will

[kairithemang0]

deep breath

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[approximateknowledge]

welp it happened

-my post: "i think [character] is transfem"

-someone in the notes: "oh i actually think [character] is transmasc but they can be genderfuid or nonbinary maybe, 'just to make the situation more outrageous' (<exact words)"

like... yes i know that's a popular headcanon, i am aware and that's valid, but did you *have* to leave a whole paragraph about it on my post specifically about the character in question being transfem?

really one of those "should we throw a party?"-moments

like, just make your own post about it next time?

[nounaarts]

//LMK S4 SPECIAL SPOILERS (Minor one??)

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Wukong gave me vacay dad vibes that entire beach scene !!

[intotheelliwoods]

I go eepy now :P

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