#sorry if this is incoherent i just woke up

[kumasakka]

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ❝ 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 ! ❞

⋆.˚ 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘. he gets saved by strange photographer girl and gets persuaded to start his life all over, a new beginning he didn't deserve.

⋆.˚ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. y.seongji x reader .

⋆.˚ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓. ~1.2k .

⋆.˚ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓. crack, a little. (kinda) plantonic. f!reader. self - made au ! [reader saves to the person who deserved it the most in lookism] . spoiler - warning . safe for minors! crappy writing. seongji may seem ooc .

　SNAP !

The male figure, lost in thoughts, got pulled out of his trance, averting his gaze to a woman who held a camera in her hands. Not a moment passed as you lowered your camera to meet his eyes, now staring at him with a smile. "Sorry. I was passing by and then I saw you, going deeper into the water." you explained yourself before taking a good look into the gallery.

"You should stop here or you'll get lost in the ocean." she said while inspecting the shot she took, "it's actually pretty good."

Did she just take a picture without asking? But on other hand, it doesn't matter. He'll drown himself anyway.

"Wow, are you a model?" she asked, finally looking up again.

Just to see him walking away, deeper into the sea. "H-Hey!—" her eyes widened, immediately making her was to him, yet the water was slowing her down. "What are you doing?!" she questioned and took a hold around his wrist, "you could die but I won't let you! Hey, you stranger!—" the woman let out a huff, letting her camera hang around her neck before wrapping her arms around his torso.

"Let go!" those were the first words he let out of his mouth, gripping onto your arms that were hugging him tightly.

"No, are you stupid?! If you go further, drag me with you!" you cried out, "or maybe I'm as stupid as you!"

Suddenly — he lost his balance because of your unexpected, added weight, stumbling down while also taking you with him. The moment you two were falling, he wrapped his arms around you as if it was to protect you. His back crashed down into the sea, the water cushioned the fall and let you two sink into it. You opened your eyes again, pushing yourself up.

"Erm... Sorry! And thanks!" you puffed and looked down, only to see him passed out in the water. "Huh?! Sorry! The camera between us must've hurt!"

─ ⊹ ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ⊹ ─

The fresh smell of ramen woke him up. His eyes opened slowly. And the first thing he saw was the night sky. The moon that was, for once not covered by the clouds, shining calmly down on the beach. "Finally awake, huh? You suicidal maniac." the voice of someone familiar hit his ears as he eventually sat up, his hand was making contact with the sand underneath him.

"You." the person he meant didn't answer. "Why did you stop me?"

Well, yeah. You'd actually turn the question around. Who wouldn't stop someone from unaliving themselves? But you didn't answer, staring at him as if he grew a second head. "Here. Probably didn't eat, right? Your stomach was growling all the time while you were sleeping. And then I got hungry too so I ate before you woke up." you handed him the ramen you bought.

"Answer already." he demanded, not moving to accept the free food.

"If you don't take it, I'll eat it." you huffed and waited again. This time, he actually grabbed the noodles without averting his gaze from you. Wow, you thought he would be more stubborn. "It's getting cold."

"It's already cold."

"Hey, eat it now before I take it back for real now."

Persuaded by your words, his finger twitched, finally opening the already opened cup noodles as he looked down at them. There was no soup visible, already soaked up by the noodles. "Youch. Why dish youh save meh?" he asked once again, this time his words sounded pretty much incoherent. But you still understood most of it.

"Don't talk while eating. It just shows that you have bad manners." you sighed out before introducing yourself, "the name's [name] [lastname] by the way. If you're talking to me then use my name."

"[name]." he stopped eating the noodles for a moment just to hear your name out of his mouth.

"Yes?"

"...why did you save me?" he began to continue with the slurping.

"I mean, isn't it understandable? If someone tries to unalive themselves, you would stop them, wouldn't you?" you raised an eyebrow. "It's common sense."

"I'm a murderer."

Suddenly, the cold wind blew stronger this time, his hair flowed with the air, letting him still look beautiful. You wonder if he is a model. He could if he wanted. "Oh right. What did you say?" you asked him to repeat his words, not even listening. And when you processed what he said, you froze. "Ah, you're a murderer? Nice joke." his expression told you otherwise. "...well. A life is a life."

The guy infront of you frowned and you ask yourself why. What do you mean your answer didn't explain your actions? "I killed someone." the noodles are long forgotten, hiding behind all the thoughts he had. Because of you. What kind of reaction was that? He just told you he killed someone. So why did you shrug your shoulders as if it didn't really matter. "I took someone's life."

"And your face says you regretted it. You also tried to take your own life? You think it makes it better if you just disappear from the world? Isn't there someone who is worries about you?" you knitted your eyebrows in confusion, slight anger.

"It's better for them if I just disappeared. After all, I took the life of their friend. A sister." his eyes sank to the sand. "I'm an ugly monster."

"..." you couldn't help but chuckle at his last sentence. "Hey, if you're ugly what am I?"

"Stop laughing. I'm being serious."

"I am serious. If you're ugly, I must be super duper ugly." you huffed, "what's your name?"

"...Seongji." he answered after a while of silence. "Seongji Yuk."

"Again, if you call yourself ugly, I must be a goblin."

"I never said that."

"Yeah sure, you're thinking that."

"I was not."

"But now you're imagining me as a goblin, right?"

"No."

"Eat your noodles or I will."

"Youch are sho wheird."

"Bad manners. Oh by the way you owe me ramen AND a new camera."

"..."

Seongji stared at you. You stared at Seongji. Until he break the eye contact because of the noodles, but you know it was an excuse to avoid your staring. What did you say? He owes you ramen and a new camera? Where should he get the money from? Are you being serious right now? The next time he met your gaze again, he noticed your blank expression plastered on your face.

"Let's make a deal..." you paused,  "you'll be my muse and you don't need to pay me back."

"No."

"What?! You owe me a camera though? You know how expensive it was?" you pointed at your broken thing.

"It's not my fault. You latched yourself onto me. Besides that, I have no money and no home."

"Because I was saving your life!" you balled your hands into fists, ready to punch his handsome face before calming yourself down. "How about I give you a shelter, food and some clothes then? You can have the guest bed room."

"Why are you doing this all for me?"

"Dude, you have no home, no money and you tried to unalive yourself. Now I'm giving you the best offer that will ever happen." you bit your inner cheek, "are we having a deal or not?"

"...fine." he placed the cup down.

"Good. You're having a new start. You sure about this?" you looked at him.

"...yes."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"By the way what's a muse?"

"Did you live in the mountains?"

"Yes. How did you know?"

© 2024 kumasakka — do not plagiarize , copy , modify , translate our work !

a/n's note — tempted to make more parts to be honest. SEONGJI MY LOVE, YOU DESERVED THE WORLD AND EVEN MORE.

[vypridae]

is spring trap a person or a concept i ahve never been into fnaf

I’m like half sure he’s William afton but im also half convinced they’re two different people[??]

okay OKA Y OKAY OKAY . SODA YPU GOT ME STARTED. FNAF fANS PLEASE CORRECT ME IF ANY OF THIS IS WRONG THIS IS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER FROM THE OLD THEORY VIDEOS FROM THE FNAF-6-JUST-RELEASED DAYS

springtrap is, evidently, a living corpse. william afton, as shown in fnaf 3’s night 5(?) minigame, was forced by his fear to hide in one of his animateonic suits; these ones are the “springlock” suits that can be used as animatronics or suits, he wore the springbonnie one. the suits are extremely finicky when theyre in suit mode; they have springlocks that keep the parts out of the way ti wear the suit, and if they come lose, it can force the suit back into animatronic mode, pushing all the gears and such back into place. which you can imagine wouldn’t be good.

“the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth, that’d pop out the front of the mask” -phone guy in fnaf 1, about the normal suits

“your breathing and heartbeat are causing them [the springlocks] to come loose. you dont want them to get too loose, trust me.” -circus baby in night 4 of sl

anyway, night 5 of fnaf 3, theres a cutscene in which you play as one of the five souls afton killed. you find him in the safe room (a room off-the-map for animatronics with no cameras inside), and find william who seems TERRIFIED of them. eventually william, as what i only assume is a method to hide, hops into the springbonnie suit while its in suit mode and effectively prevents the souls from getting him. he starts laughing, because of course he does the psycho, and then his laughter plus the dampness of the room end up pushing the springlocks to snap back into place, effectively killing afton within the suit.

but afton’s whole thing is “i ALWAYS come back!” (see fnaf 6, the fucker keeps coming back). he didnt DIE from the suit; he rotted there for 30 years, sure, but hes not DEAD. i think, probably, (and fnaf fans can correct me on this i havent seen the lore videos in quite some time), his soul fused with the springbonnie suit, effectively forcing him to stay alive as a weird amalgamation of a rotting corpse and soulless animatronic. theoretically, springbonnie was its own animatronic before afton wore the suit and died, but now since hes been there, his soul is evidently trapped, as all the souls of his victims are. you could say afton is different from springtrap from his ability now to do what he pleases, rather than keeping up a front of a salesman you can trust. he doesnt have to do that anymore; his life is already ruined, hes dead, his family is dead, and he cant take back what he did (not like i think he would, the fucker is evil). all he can really do now, is embrace being springtrap, instead of being william afton. william afton is dead; springtrap is the last remaining of his corrupted, wicked soul.

tl;dr springtrap is a dead guy in a suit continuously rotting but i love him so i talked too much about him.

[ashes-of-ailell]

on foggy days, Ashe is quieter than usual. he stays inside and will avoid the greenhouse and training grounds. he seems jumpier, like he's expecting something to happen to him, something like what happened to them.

he can usually be found in his room, the door locked and himself curled up on the bed unmoving, or sometimes he will be sat in one of the darker corners of the cathedral reading a book or just. zoned out, like nobody is home, eyes unfocused and staring blankly ahead. Sometimes others have overheard him mumbling to himself, but he's not praying. It's like he's having a full conversation with someone who isn't there. Some students, who don't know him as well, started a rumour that Ashe is possessed, or just straight up a ghost himself, and the fog makes it harder for him to hide it. In the end it's Dimitri who tells others not to disturb him while he's like that and to stop with absurd rumours. There's a weird look in the prince's eyes when he says it.

in class, his notes are messier than usual, some details missing like he just didn't hear them being said. he won't volunteer to answer questions, and he doesn't give anyone a usual cheerful greeting before class commences, coming in late and only barely managing to give the Professor and his table partner, Dedue, a very small smile that doesn't reach his eyes with a quiet, murmured apology. He looks paler.

He keeps his hood up on those days, regardless of where he is. It's like his own shield against the outside world. Nobody calls him out on it, anyone who tries gets a very stern glare from the Professor or the closest Lion.

Byleth tells him, on the next foggy day, not to come to class if he doesn't feel up to it. Not directly, mind you, but he finds a stack of notes containing everything that would have been covered in the lecture in front of his door that morning. He's unsure how to feel about it, but he doesn't end up making an appearance in class.

They overheard him talking to someone when they walked past his room later on. They recognise the voice that replies to him, gentler than they've ever heard it, and inwardly sigh a little in relief. They're glad that at least someone is able to look out for him properly like this.

Catherine has learnt to make herself scarce when the fog rolls in, either by locking herself in the training grounds or taking a mission away from the monastery. If Ashe sees her, there's a 50/50 chance he'll either quickly run off in fear, or she'll feel green eyes staring daggers through her, like he's trying to look into her very soul. For some reason, she feels like he actually can.

Luckily, foggy days at the monastery are surprisingly rare. The days after, Ashe acts as though nothing happened, back to his cheerful, outgoing, dedicated self. Nobody calls him on that either, as much as they may want to.

He's glad they dont. He doesn't want them to.

[malistaires]

realized last night why shrike is called that. because you pierce. like the bird.

[uhhhhmanda]

I am an absolute MESS over the comments on Two of Them (the twinfic). I am laughing, I am screaming, I am crying a little!!! This fandom is absolutely incredible, guys!!!! With every fic I get a little more confident and release a little more of my inner pervert and every time I post and run and fear for my life but I get the NICEST comments!!! We are ALL disgusting little perverts here and we're having such a great time!!!

My initial note for this fic was "Yohan was obsessed with Isaac-hyung and Yohan's twin was obsessed with Yohan-hyung" and tried the ol' "show don't tell" and it WORKED!

Also I'm DELIGHTED that you all like Yagob. He's TERRIBLE. I love him.

[a-map-of-gays]

Idk about Bridgeton etc

But people are allowed to disagree with actors and the showrunner

That's pretty normal fandom stuff

Yes, they are, and it's obviously quite common for fanon to be different to canon. But in a situation like this, where people have been practically begging for queer stories to be included in the show since season 1, and the thing we're fighting over is the distinction between bi and pan, surely we stick with canon??

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a bit of queercoding of characters that are assumed to be straight by default, but I really think when it comes to characters who are already canonically queer we shouldn't be trying to dispute it. I see this a lot with canon aro/ace characters that are shipped despite their identities, and its a problem. Queer representation should span all queer identities, and the more fandom reduces them to two or three, the more media will do that too.

Also, my point in referencing the show runners and actor in the previous post was to prove to anon that it wasn't just my opinion that I was forcing the fandom to accept, it is canon. I've seen a million and one posts recently saying 'he's finally confirmed bi woohoo' when that's not true. That's what I'm upset about, not headcanons.

[pandapupremade]

WAIT HIGH FIVE FOR BLAZE THE CAT BEING YOUR FAVOURITE SONIC CHARACTER!! sorry I just. Saw your tags and went “hey that’s what I said!!!” and got all excited about it haha

YESSSy s/i , Lila, used to be her sister in their original lore(tm) but now its less "literally sisters" and more thats just the bond they have. but either way blaze remains my faveee

[soul-sparx]

so if someone (NOT ME) were going to start watching Jerma content (again I stress NOT ME) where would be a good place for me--- I MEAN THEM- to start

hard for me to sayyy since im not, like, an avid fan. i just watch him when he shows up in my rec's and the big stuff

his livestreams are all hosted on twitch, but archives and clips go to youtube under the channels Jerma985, 2ndJerma, and Jerma Stream Archive

corax's animated shorts, and the stream highlights jerma posts would be a good, quick way to get a feel for his sense of humor. as for full streams, you cant go wrong with his bigger, more elaborate streams like the carnival or the dollhouse. otherwise i'd honestly just go to the "Jerma Stream Archive" channel and scroll around until something catches your interest. his try not to laugh stream is a partcular favorite of mine

[tumblerosestudios]

Plus they do know kids that are just as transphobic as they are will end up making jokes similar to that right? Even when furries and otherkin exist there are also going to be dumb kids making stupid variations on that old transphobic attack helicopter "joke" . So while this is stupid it's also going to piss off a lot of parents that would have voted for and with the scum the moment Terry Tory ends up in that school for mocking a trans kid.

So obviously furries exist but the Tories and the British media trying to whip up a culture war frenzy about “Kids in schools identifying as cats” runs into one major problem…

Kids fucking love to wind adults up, especially those in positions of perceived authority.

Imagine sitting in class, knowing if you say something funny that it could end up on national news because your head teacher is a frothing culture war bigot.

Imagine all the other kids going along with it and backing them up.

[calamity-frog]

The new Snapchat My AI feature is so fucking creepy, from what I've gathered it's literally only there to try and glean as much advertisable information from you as possible, as well as the fact that it is peanently at the top of your chat list and cannot be blocked or removed.

This is as well as the fact that in ANY OTHER CHAT if you type the words "my" or "ai" in any context you get a little pop up in the corner with the chatbot.

I'd say it reminds me almost of the replika situation with you being able to customise it's avatar but this bot is so entirely unwilling to talk to you like an actual person to any degree, immediately shutting you down if you ask, or even just say, any form of not safe for advertisers questions or phrases, spitting out the exact same response for each.

I don't think it's necessarily going to get as bad as replika ever did, in fact I hope that it's something that most people will just ignore after a couple weeks and it never gets touched again, and I'm glad it seems like they aren't trying to advertise it as a virtual friend, but it still weirds me out majorly that they've forcefully added something that only exists seemingly to improve targeted advertising.

Also the fact that the disclaimer says it's designed to avoid biased harmful incorrect and misleading responses is kinda funny because there's no AI whatsoever involved in avoiding these things because it will just send you the same fucking cookie cutter "I don't want to talk about X" response, this isn't artificial intelligence this is a massive list of "if string contains then print XXX", which is incredibly lazy and I Don't Like It, oh yeah and heres a couple screenshots of stuff my friends have tried talking to it about and it responding the same thing over and over.

[opikiquu]

yalldont understand how stressediam for thsu mans bannerhELP me

[rwuffles]

You can't just make up an AGAB. You weren't 'assigned puppy at birth', why are you mocking the language/acronyms used by intersex people to discuss intersexist oppression? Do you just hate us? Do you think our struggles are a joke? That these acronyms we use to convey the way we were abused and forced into a violent binary are just cute little labels for you to play with? These aren't like genders, xenogenders, literally fine. I'm xenogender. But I'm also intersex and I recognize that AGAB terms are important in discussing how we are harmed by the world around us. Please stop mocking our language.

neo agabs are a microlabel that were created in order to reject agab binaries and remind people that they're 1.) not entitled to tell everyone what genitals they have ( which, telling people your agab doesn't do in the first place ) and 2.) that agabs are a harmful binary that the medical system sorts us into. if you're going to be upset about the usage / coining of neo agab terms, then why only attack me instead of everyone else who uses them? i know multiple intersex people who are fine with the usage & coining of neo agabs, which is why i continue to use them and coin them for myself. there is also a very high chance that i'm intersex myself, anon; i say i'm perisex because i literally cannot talk to my doctors about it without putting myself in danger due to my family situation.

i am aware afab / amab were created by intersex people, but i wasn't totally aware of that 5 MONTHS AGO. WHEN I MADE THE FLAG. i was also told by an intersex person at the time that making the flag would be fine, which was why it got loaded into my queue in the first place.

i'm not trying to erase nor talk over intersex voices. if you worded this nicely to inform me of everything, it would be fine and i would post it with new information for people to know. the assumption that i made apuab in bad faith is also like, seriously? to assume i made apuab because i thought it was a "silly little label"? i made it because of how i view myself and my physical body due to trauma; i shouldn't have to clarify or justify why the fuck i identify as it because you assume i'm using it in bad faith.

i am not personally holding the intersex community back and yelling "no!!! stop talking about your oppression!!!! stop using my silly terms to talk abour your oppression!!!!" i know what it's like to have my language taken and told it's not significant or that it shouldn't be used. i want to use my platform to uplift everyone's voices, and by being an asshole when you're trying to "inform me" you're not doing jackshit.

if you're going to be an asshole when "informing me" about anything, don't send a fucking ask at all.

[unnecessary-dinosaurs]

Having a girlfriend does not automatically make Ben straight. Bisexual and pansexual people do exist!

This is true and I’m sorry I implied otherwise! Ben could definitely still be queer while having a girlfriend. HOWEVER I literally just can’t comprehend him liking women. It isn’t that I’ve headcannoned him as gay for so long that it’s weird to me, but that I literally just can’t imagine him being anything else. It’s more like “why haven’t the writers figured out that Ben is gay yet?” But thank you for correcting me! Bi and pan people exist and are cool as fuck and deserve to see themselves onscreen. If you see Ben this way, more power to you! But he’s just always been a gay man to me.

Aaalso. I don’t really have enough faith in the writers to make him bi/pan/otherwise queer while having a girlfriend. After the homophobia from many Jurassic fans after CC s5, I really don’t think they’ll add any more queer elements. Ofc I’d rather him be bi/pan if he’s going to have a girlfriend, but I honestly don’t see it happening.

[sheila--e]

peoole calling the bucci gang a family is really weird to me cuz all those people could be on a grade together. all of them could be classmates. FYM "dad" that guy should be STUDYING for his FINALS and RIPPING THE HAIRS out of his BOB in STRESS.

[anti-terf-posts]

actually speaking of what are your thoughts on the whole man vs. bear debate (where women were asked if they'd rather be with a man or a bear in the woods... many women (and some men too!) picked the bear) at first it seemed like genuine discussion but then it started going south real quickly- from misogynists getting pissy over the women's choices to terfs invading the convo... not to mention the exclusion of queer folks in the discussion. but im interested in your thoughts!

I actually said somewhere online that I would choose the bear over the man any day, because as long as you give the bear space and don't try to elicit a reaction from/threaten it, it won't attack you, where as the man will hunt you down and attack you no matter what. of course, a bunch of cis men replied saying that "the bear must be so annoyed by now" "studies show that most men won't attack you if you two are by yourselves in a room" and of course "not all men!!!!!!!!;;;!!!1!". one of them even told me that I wouldn't get raped because I'm unattractive, which is fucked up on so many levels (after I pointed out that literal children get raped, so no, rape has nothing to do with attraction, he tried to explain that some children are attractive/some men find children attractive). I also had the same guy tell me that the whole thing is "sexist" (against men), because it's just demonizing men and making them out to seem like dangerous predators. which like, yeah. lots of them are. sure, not all of them are, but a good enough chunk of them are to make women and afab people wary of all men. Anyways, with that being said, after those interactions, my point has been further made that the bear is safer than the man.

My opinions on the thought experiment itself? I think it's very interesting, and honestly I'm glad that so many women and afab people are bringing to light how they feel about their own safety, and how men and rape culture tie into that.

so yeah, I choose bear 🤷‍♂️

[averlym]

,,, sun-dappled sheets...