#sorry i'm so boring

[vegance]

hiiii im so glad you exist!! pls remember that what you do matters and even though you don't know me, you helped me go vegan.

i hope you get a chance to do something nice for yourself today! eat something yummy, listen to your favorite song, cuddle a plushie. thank you for existing <333

🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

and one of my favorite questions to finish this up: if you owned a bakery, what would you call it?

thank you! it honestly means so so so much to me when people tell me i helped them tansition to veganism <3

i've actually been really into bread making these past few years, and people always tell me (jokingly) that i should open a bakery! recently, a friend of mine said she imagines that i only think about bread and flour all day. so probably a pun with that? (in german)

[shark-myths]

nine (9) people you'd like to know better

thank you @andlightplay for the tag!

Last song:

i've been listening to d&d podcast while doing physical therapy, so that was the last thing; but last song was Fake Out by fall out boy, as it has been since spring

Currently watching:

gym show: ted lasso

home show: deep space nice / strange new worlds

Currently reading:

patricia wants to cuddle - HIGHLY RECOMMEND

when i grow up i want to be a list of further possibilities

the princess diaries series reread from childhood - and, jeez

Current obsession:

as if i ever get new obsessions! fall out boy, my own cats, drinking gin in exciting ways, star trek, reading books*, and i guess lately i've been really into the nyt spelling bee game and getting really snobby about wine

(*you don't understand the way i read, i always have my face in a book, i would rather be reading than doing anything--it is definitely an obsession)

i tag @carbonbased000 @leyley09 @blurrycow @revolvingresidency @jazzthecat00 @cleffairie @stereostatic @setting-in-a-honeymoon @citrusandsalt and anyone else!

[crimeronan]

like this post to receive a boop :)

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[zombiequeenblog]

21, 25, 33, 36 😊

21. Something I've kept since childhood? Besides existential dread haha? I have an old teddy bear that I'm sure I took scissors to for a haircut when I was little. He protected me from many an imagined terror in the dark.

25. Perfume, etc. I actually have quite an extensive perfume collection, and I like to rotate them between the seasons. It's fairly hot here right now, so I've been wearing D&G Light Blue Intense (cooling and fresh lemon and green apple) and MJ Daisy Ever So Fresh (uplifting tropical orange) among some others.

33. The last adventure I've been on? Gosh, I live a pretty boring life.

36. I don't think I've ever changed my url?

[armand-dearest]

I'm in the middle of reading the Devil's Minion chapter and tbh why were the blenders and microwaves what people focused on when trying to sell how bizarre Armand is. Blending stuff based on colour alone and microwaving rats were the most normal vampire things about him that I've read so far 😭.

I'm more surprised that the guy has a literal gaming room. A whole room for his videogames. He also recorded a timelapse of himself sleeping, and watches it back for fun. He was obsessed with taking long haul flights, sometimes returning back to the same location on the same night. Bro just had a hyperfixation on planes, he did not care where he was going. He also hyperfixated on astrology and had massive telescopes installed onto buildings he only lived in for days at a time before moving on. He gets so impatient to go out with Daniel that he throws his boyfriend in the shower and washes and shaves him himself if Daniel is feeling sleepy. He's actually insane

[blackkatdraws2]

This little NPC is lost. The Narrator [Black] has come to guide her back to where she needs to be. [Blank Scripts AU]

I imagine Black would be a lot more tolerant toward his NPCs since they're basically just the Dungeons spawns, and by extension, his own creations.

[If you're familiar with manhwas / manhuas that features the dungeon / system genre, you'd be able to understand this AU a lot easier. The majority of my inspiration for worldbuilding came from those specific genres.]

[NOTE: 'Dungeon' is just another term for the Parable. Technically, Black owns a Dungeon and the Parable is just a small part of it. The Dungeon itself is much, much larger.]

For context, the comic below references this post about the Dungeon's children/guard dogs.

[They're more like the immune system since all they do is make sure the (body) is safe.]

[The reason the Narrator [Black] considers them his children is that the Dungeon is feeding off his energy and in turn shares the 'nutrients' to the monsters it produces, which transforms them into an image that resembles his power.]

And the old man below is Joseph!

Joseph is NOT AN NPC! He is a person who exists outside of the Dungeon!

[There are two separate 'worlds' for this AU. Inside the Dungeon (where most of the game-like stuff is happening) and the world outside (pretty much their normal world.)]

[There is a secret third world, and that's our world. Our reality.]

These characters are not actually important or anything, I just made them to make the AU feel more lively. To make a world that exists, you know?

When the Narrator [Black] first established himself in their world, he found a growing problem with homelessness. Not understanding human norms or why this has become a problem in the first place, he offers (tricks) them into working for him as janitors for the Dungeon and they accept for the money.

Most of them left after they got paid, but Joseph was one of the people who stayed. He doesn't have anywhere else to go and has no ambitions in life. He just wishes to live a peaceful life with food and a roof over his head.

Joseph defaults to referring to the Narrator [Black] with feminine terms due to his appearance despite his voice. The Narrator [Black] is not the type to care for such terms anyway so he doesn't care how other people refer to him as long as there's respect.

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This post focuses more on the worldbuilding and background aspects of the AU! There are a lot more in store for the Blank Scripts AU, and I want to explore more on how the characters might interact with their surroundings and how this would work to make a world that makes sense.

It would be so cool if people made self-inserts or OCs for my AU actually. I'd love to see how you guys would work with my stuff. Play around with it like a barbie world for your little barbie dolls. Be canon compliant, be canon divergent, who cares, have fun.

[frodo-baggins]

“You can trust us to stick with you through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours – closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo.”

[mccromy]

Hua Cheng: You dare come here, sniffing around my cabbage patch, to steal my prized cabbage?

Xie Lian: Ah, San Lang...

Hua Cheng: I can't believe it. A mutt at my door, demanding to see my only daughter (Yin Yu), to steal him away, to take him from my home?? From the safety of his cabbage patch??

Xie Lian, laughing: San Lang, leave the poor boy alone.

Quan Yizhen:...

Hua Cheng: What can you offer, boy? What can you bring to this household that my beloved, lovely husband and I can't bring on our own?

Quan Yizhen: Grandchildren.

Xie Lian:...

Hua Cheng:...

Hua Cheng: You make a compelling argument.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The Fantasy High player characters get in so many combat situations where I would just leave. I would just be like 'this isn't our problem' and encourage the rest of my party to withdraw as quickly and safely as possible. They're teenagers. Apologies to all my GMs but if I don't have to be in a fight and there's no clear benefit I simply will not be. I would've prioritised getting my party out of the nightclub and left the zombie DJ to his bloodbath. Now they're facing a concrete golem, fuck that. I would just leave.

[violent138]

Jason Todd returning as a vampire would be so much fun to write. Especially if Duke stays as his Robin, but has to be super careful with his powers lest he disintegrate one of his favourite mentors (but Duke routinely threatens him with that when Jason annoys him). The hood makes sense then too, serving as a physical barrier that prevents Jason from just sucking the blood out of any bleeding opponent or person he's trying to save. Furthermore the inability to enter Wayne Manor without invitation, and keeping a bomb in his helmet a) because he's crazy like that and b) because beheading is one of the only ways left to kill him. I like the idea that Dick or someone finds out by accident and just rolls with it.

One unfortunate source of angst in this would be the fact that Alfred would very seriously have to rethink garlic in dishes.

[welcometogrouchland]

I understand that literature nerd Jason Todd is kind of overblown in fanon compared to it's actual presence in canon (a few issues during his pre (and post?)crisis Robin tenure that highlight it) BUT consider that I think it's hilarious if the unhinged gun toting criminal has strong opinions on poetry

[yrlocalghost]

bearing the weight of your father's sins or something. whatever

[deadpoets]

ROBERT SEAN LEONARD as CRUISE GROUND CONTROL (1998) dir. Richard Howard

[imjustspacetrash]

Some fanart for a fanfic that I love! Honest Man by girlpigeon. I'm obsessed with their fics (babe wake up, they just dropped a new fic for serirei week 2024).

Here we have my visual interpretation of Reigen's sister and brother-in-law! Love how they are written in the fanfic, they are so canon to me now, this is how I imagen the Reigen Family to be. And I love the Reigen's dyed hair detail!, I headcanon that his original color is his manga colors.

My Carrd

[deadbeatadmirer]