#sorry i'm JUST NOW getting chaz up and running

[fatass-adam]

@dreamerlucifer: Make an Angel Dust!

My brain: Make a Vox!

Me, pointing violently to Adam and Chaz: CAN I JUST ENJOY MY SILLY ASSHOLES IN PEACE??

[y3nze1]

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍 | c.8

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: I / II / III / Navi

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: hiii pookies! Chaz here, how we doin?!?!!? good? good. here's chapter 8 for yah. writings kinda different cause I'm writing. shh. don't complain /j. bit bear with me on this one yall! like yen, HAPPY READINGS!

"Come in!" called Loralie from inside the store, wiping off the counter as the sound of a bell rung, the two people walking inside the store. she smiled widely. "Ah it's you two! come in, come in. what can i get for you today? some hotcakes? muffins? the usual?"

"black coffee, Lor, and for niftt-" husk was cut off by niffty as she looked through the glass of treats and sweets. "Salmon mousse Canapés! i'd like to try something new" the girl giggled happily, continuing on to look through the glass. "well, uh.. i guess that's for hers.

Loralie smiles and nods, scribbling down the orders. "Alright, one black coffees and a salmon mousse canapé. That'll be ready in a few minutes. You two are welcome to sit down while you wait.." She gestures to a nearby table as she gets started on the order. "any gossip today? nif?" Loralie turned to niftty after handing out the order to her co-worker.

"no.. not much, well.. Al has quite focused on his broadcast nowadays, i mean it's not new but, I'm pretty sure he's still looking out for that 'Daisy' girl" Niftty spoke, walking over to the side of the counter. "Daisy.. Huh?.." Loralie grinned, packing up the orders slowly as she listened in. "Yeah!.. daisy, the one that always calls his station.. I heard he asked her out on a date but she didn't come!" Husk appeared behind niftty as she spoke. "That was actually true, That dumbass came to my bar the other week, complaining about his fucking love life" Husk groaned, rolling his eyes, grabbing the order from Loralie.

"i think i know a thing or two about.. Daisy" Loralie grinned, leaning over the counter to tell the two, in which they listened.

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"And then!- Y/n was so worried to face you that day so she didn't went as daisy which is kind of an idiotic move for me, but then you spent the night with her at the park. so you technically did go on a date with daisy but technically didn't because y/n is daisy, and daisy is y/n, also made me wonder wh-" husk pressed a hand over niftty's mouth, sighing. "he gets the idea, nif.."

the two looked at Alastor who has a slightly shocked reaction on his face. sitting blankly on his desk as muffled songs played in the background. "i don't.. know if i should be angry.. or.. anxious.. or glad.." he looked at his feet, running fingers through his hair as he sighed deeply. "Al, Sorry you had to find out this way... i mean- it would have been more meaningful if you know.. it came from her." niftty approached Alastor along with Husk beside her, she softly place a hand on his shoulder.

Alastor leaned back at his chair, closing his eyes as he huffed deeply. Alastor lets out a deep sigh, running a hand through his hair once as he tries to process what he's just learned. He feels a mix of emotions coursing through him - anger, hurt, confusion, but also a strange sense of calmness. He looks up at Niffty and Husk, his eyes full of a deep sadness.

"I understand why y/n did what she did, but I can't help but feel betrayed," he says, his voice heavy with emotion. "She knew how I felt about her, how much I cared for her, and yet she chose to deceive me in this way." He shakes his head, looking down at his desk again. "I don't know how I'm supposed to feel right now.. i think i need to be alone for a moment.." the two nodded at his words, leaving his room for him to contemplate for a moment.

He sat silently, playing another song for his audience. he softly chuckled at the mishap. "Daisy.. daisy.." he repeated. after a few moments, the song slowly ended, the telephone rang. in an instant he picked it up. "Good Afternoon again, Alastor" Alastor grinned, leaning back on his chair. "Good Afternoon to you too.. Ms. Daisy, the usual songs, i sense?" He chuckled. Playing her requested song. after that, he stopped speaking over the mic, talking to her personality, he spoke once more. "Could i perhaps.. I don't know.. maybe ask you out, Ms. Daisy?.."

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Alastor waited at the same park, spending the same hours as he did, waiting for 'Daisy', till then, he felt a presence of someone sitting next to him. "Hello.. Alastor, How are you tonight, Still waiting for.. Daisy?" He turned to look at you, his smile widened, playing along. "Unfortunately.. Yes"

Alastor chuckles, feeling a warm sensation in his chest as he looks at you. "Well, it seems that Ms. Daisy has decided to let me down again tonight. But that just means that I'll be able to enjoy the company of someone else." He turned to look at you once again. his eyes staring at you deeply. you let out a soft chuckle at his words. "So, Y/n, My Dear. What are you doing here in the park anyway?" he softly spoke.

"Just wanted to take a quick stroll, the night is quite lovely, isn't it?" He nodded, Alastor smiled, looking deep into your eyes as he spoke. "Yes, it is a lovely night. And yet, somehow I feel as though there's something missing." He sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I suppose the lack of Daisy is a little bit of a damper." He placed a hand over yours. "Either way, i shouldn't be sorrowful, it's a wonderous, that shouldn't be wasted, don't you think? Now, Would you do me the honor of being my company for the night?" he held out his hand.

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"You're really fucked up, Al.." Husk walked over to him. standing beside Alastor as he looked at the other side of the lake. Smiling, the wind flowed. as he chuckled. "Say what you want, palx he shrugged. leaning against the railing of the balcony.

"A goddamn house?.. are you serious? just to see her apartment?" Husk rubbed his temple. "All for a fucking girl?" he groaned turning to Alastor.

"A girl I care for very deeply," Alastor replies, his voice slightly raised. He stands up, towering over Husk as he glares down at him. "A girl who I would do anything for," he continues, his voice growing more emotional as he speaks. "And if I want to spend a few nights in this house just to see her place right before me while i open my eyes, then that's exactly what I'll do." He gripped at the railings, staring at lights of your apartment.

"I'd climb the highest mountain if she wanted me to, swim the deepest trenches if she pleases, take a shot through the heart if she asks me to." he smiled to himself. staring down at the flowing water.

"I'll stand by her whenever i can, suffer in the distance in sakes to keep her happy. more than anything. I'll be there, even if she doesn't know i am, I'll be glad that i was.. in the moment, just right behind her."

Husk nodded, staring in the distance too, lighting a cigarette, placing it on his mouth as he did so. taking a puff. Alastor smiled, his eyes closing as he listened to the sound of water hitting the shore. He took a deep breath, feeling a sense of calmness wash over him. "You are a great person, Husk," he said, opening his eyes and turning to look at him. "You may not understand why I do what I do, but you are still there to support me, and I appreciate that more than you could ever know." He reached out and placed a hand on Husk's shoulder, squeezing it softly.

"Hey, what ever fucked up thing you got over your head. I'm still here.. I'm stuck with ya anyway" he chuckled, taking another hit of his cigarette. Alastor turned to look at your apartment. "Hey Husker, do you want to come with tomorrow?" Husk raised a brow. "What for?"

"I'd like to go on a quick.. shopping" He smiled. chuckling softly as looked at you apartment once more.

[superjumpintomyheart]

Not to make an ask that can be dated but Pearl and Frye (platonic or romantic) hcs :]c

hi chaz ik u sent this literally months ago but i just now had ideas for it after playing more of side order so here u go!!!! (minor spoilers for a line of dialogue)

Pearl x Frye headcanons

They both have this loud and chaotic energy to them, so they get along quite well as they bounce off of each other

They love to have days where they can meet up and just do whatever, ranging from going on a spontaneous adventure to laying on the couch all afternoon, the quality time is the important part

As Pearl says in side order, Frye always comes running to Pearl when they see each other. Most of the time they end up hugging but there are some occasions where its On Sight and Frye will initiate a round of wrestling with no warning.

Frye loves to teach Pearl how to dance! Pearl isn't a professional dancer by any means but she likes to have fun when performing, and Frye teaches her how to do a lot of cool dance steps that she can integrate into performances

Half the time they're play fighting with each other through the dance lessons, Pearl complaining "You're going too fast!" and Frye telling her "Then match my speed, slowpoke! And stop stepping on my feet!"

Pearl is shorter than pretty much any average inkling or octoling, but Frye isn't actually too much taller than her, which makes hugs and kisses much easier for her to initiate

She still has to lean up when they're standing on flat ground, sometimes pulling Frye towards her to plant a sweet kiss on her lips, and other times she hops up on her tip toes to surprise her with a quick peck

Pearl will help Frye braid her tentacles sometimes, she used to be awful at it but each time Frye lets her do it she gets a little better. She's decent enough at it now that she can do it without Frye intervening (for the most part)

They do argue every now and then over silly things, like who has to do the dishes after they've eaten dinner, but if they do get into a bigger fight it doesn't last long. They both will spend some time away from each other for only a day or maybe just a few hours, then come back because they miss each other.

They hug after reuniting, Pearl mumbling into Frye's shoulder "I'm sorry I was being a dumbass." And Frye replies "I'm sorry I was too." It ends with them laughing quietly and a make up kiss, they can never be mad at each other forever.

"I love you, idiot."

[arcplaysgames]

Anyway I will sum up: the current theory is that by taking people's Desires (the heart gem thing), Alice can control those people and it's probably bad, since when stuff happens to your Shadow it will effect your real self too.

Seems like Alice is trying to lure more people into her Jail so she can alter their cognition. Which given she kinda started as an influencer is so much I wanna die a bit.

also holy crap the textures in this game are sometimes Really Bad lmao. I wonder how P5R looks on the Switch, I might google that later out of curiosity.

Now it's time to investigate Alice herself and turns out Ann has admired her for a while and asked her agency if she could meet Alice, so she's got seats at a TV appearance.

thanks dad-- what the fuck, chaz is here. why does EVERYONE in japanese government hang at Sojiro's place?

Reverie has a full-body flashback to that time about a year and change ago when he sat in this same TV studio (but back when it wasn't made of Mario 64 textures) and shook hands with the love of his life and his star-crossed kismesis. For a moment, the entire dayglo set fades to a single color. Beige. jfc he was sooooo beige.

ANYWAY uh.

Alice tells the story about how she was extremely shy growing up and struggled to overcome it despite how much she wanted to. Then, she saw a beautiful dress in a shop window, and upon putting it on, she felt like a totally different person, like a ray of light had fallen right on her.

And HONESTLY this is the first moment that Ann's entire thing has made sense to me, how becoming a model could inspire people. I think there is more than a few issues with looking at an extremely thing, extremely carefully produced person and going "oh, this is aspirational" but at least the concept makes a little more sense now.

BUUUUUUUUT turns out Alice is not just a victim of her Jail like I proposed, she's a baddie.

Oh okay so she knows what's going on and is doing it on purpose, okay.

That's disappointing.

I'm sorry, Ann. It does suck. Her whole speech about wanting to inspire people like she was, yeah, it sounded like Ann, and Ann's disappointment is even stronger than mine.

I was kinda sad that Jails apparently work pretty similarly to Palaces but also things get SO FUCKING WILD HERE I'm kinda cool with it.

While Reverie is comforting Ann and thinking about it was in this very hallway where he met a beige boy he almost changed the universe to have a second chance with, Alice just SHOWS UP AND

oh my god

THIS GAME IS OFF IT'S FUCKING SHITS

a fucking pastel pink ultra-cosplayer keeps stepping on people, this game. oh my god. i'm crying its so good.

I think we can fix Alice without stealing her heart, all we gotta do is introduce her to the Domme lifestyle and teach her about scenes, boundaries, and consent. There is a historic top shortage going on and she could really find her niche.

this is clearly not a negotiated scene, so Ann and Reverie run in to break it up. take it to the kink dungeon, girly, this ain't the venue. SSC or RACK, pick one.

Alice actively tries to get Ann and Reverie under her mind control shit?????

OKAY SO she is like fully aware of the cognitive world? It feels like she's pretty in-tune with her Shadow. Which usually means the Shadow doesn't stay a separate being but becomes a persona instead.

Instead, with the Jail system, they seem to be keeping separate even as they both work towards the same goals. That's new and strange.

This is definitely setting up some core questions like who made EMMA, how did Alice figure out how it worked, has she been inside the cognitive world or did she just figure out if she friended ppl with EMMA she could control them, and what's going on with the shadow vs real self here?

Regardless, Alice is a delight. I for one am thrilled to have her, but I also fear that Persona 5 Strikers might peak with its first main villain here because where the fuck do you go after evil pastel princess dominatrix? I have no idea.

[ravenwitch45]

Just read a Hazbin/Helluva x Owl House fanfic you made and IT WAS AWSOME!!! Honestly I like seeing Amity, Edric, and Emira adopted by M&M, who we know are better parents than Odalia even though Alador is trying to be better, but it's still an amazing idea. Is there still some fanfic ideas based around it, if so could you share some details about the AU?

Ah those fics, it's been a while since I thought of them but I'm glad some people still stumble across them and enjoy them so much. I must admit though that the original asker for those fics @beastkeeper91 gave me that idea even though I took my own spin and wrote em, as well as a few others, but yes I suppose there are a few other ideas I didn't explore in either, some theirs, some my own and I'm happy to share a few.

But first since you just said fic, I'm gonna be safe and assume you only read one, and put both here, please read both before you go further cause I'm going to assume you've read both as I discuss the new stuff

(Note those are their reblogs of the fics, cause they were kind enough to send them to me so I could find them easier since this was a while ago, now the new stuff!)

First of all, since the Owl House has since wrapped up I guess I'll speak on M&Ms status during season 3, most likely they'd end up collected like everyone else, sad but that means Amity gets three parents to lovingly greet after everything is done, and Odalia isn't just the third wheel now, she's the fifth wheel! Cause she deserves it :3

Also Stolas and Blitz would probably be right with them, a little bitter but the whole crew gets the collector is a child and all, and if Amity thinks there okay, they'll listen to their daughter/niece. Speaking of daughters I still don't know what to do Octavia and Loona, sorry ladies XP

And since this is a somewhat M&M centric AU, I certainly can't just not mention the episode that most focuses on them and their relationship, Yep Exes and Oohs.

Crimson exists in this AU, but luckily Moxxie has of course cut ties with him, he still sucks essentially, and I don't hate Moxxie enough to have him dragged back. Not sure what he runs in this AU, cause I don't think the boiling isles has a straight up mob, but it's something Moxxie wants no part of. He's aware of his 'grandchildren' and I'm only air quoting that cause this man hardly deserves children, let alone grandchildren, he's never met them though, he is a little impressed with Amity after the brawl so he's intriqued.

Now that I think of it imagine the tension if while he's taking over running the company, Alador get's involved with Crimson, unaware of his shady dealings, and Moxxie just wants to explode right there when seeing him again. Oh lord the drama... And the possible bonding with his kids when they find out that just like them he had a bad parent like they did in Odalia

On a lighter note, how about we talk about some funny scenarios with the funny shark man?

Chaz in this AU, is on much better terms with his exes, and kinda acts like an unwanted uncle to the blight kids, often joking he might just get back together with M&M to become their dad. Ed and Em find him amusing, and kinda get their sense of humor from him at times, and Amity can't stand him one bit, though she is nicer in this AU to start so she's at least cordial with him, agree with who you like.

Moxxie and Millie however, kinda keep him on a short leash when around their kids, none of his usual horn dog behavior as you'd expect, and Moxxie says he'll just steal Chaz's voice if he ever does it in front of em. Which is usual successful, so the kids just see him as the weird uncle, who just acts very awkward round their parents.

Speaking of magic, Chaz is a bard, just like Moxxie in this AU, though Chaz uses his voice for his magic, while Moxxie and say Raine use instruments, his magic looks like green and teal sound waves. Not sure what or if he'd branch off into other stuff after the sigils removed, maybe illusions for like stage effects but that's just me XP Still figuring stuff out for him.

Now this is an idea completely given to me by good ol beastkeeper. Now in this AU I.M.P doesn't exist as we know it, which I felt was for the best not only cause portals are a much more serious thing in TOH, but also not exactly a great career to have when your daughter ends up with a human girlfriend. XP

My original idea was that they kinda had a club during their hexside days and that's kinda how they got so close, but after graduating they all kinda ended up doing different things while staying in touch, Moxxie became a Bard, Mille an Abomination expert, and Blitz a beastkeeper, but then Beastkeeper proposed I used an idea there using in their own Helluvaverse/TOH AU, check it out, it's a little dark but still neat I think.

Anyway they proposed a new company, I.A.S. Imp Appreciation Soceity, essentially activists for equal treatment, now in my AU Imps are just a type of biped demon, same with Goetias, Shark Demons etc. But I reason that Belos, in his puritan head, ended up getting Imps considered lesser and more "wild" then other types, mainly cause they resemble classic ideas of demons the most, cause Belos is an asshole, no surprise there.

Anyway that means they still technichally work together. That's about as much as I've explored it in my head. Either way I find it cool.

The last thing I wanna mention is a few miscellaneous ideas I have thought up but don't feel have enough layed out to say much about, I want a little plot of Blitz and Luz working together and bonding, protagonist solidarity and all. Also of course figure out what Loona and Octavia are like in this.

Also figuring out a ton of hexside time stuff, how they all met, how they interacted, how the parents possibly did. tons of stuff, but I hope for now this is a good bit of information for this AU, maybe ask later and I'll say even more who knows XP

[drades-lair]

New to the shiver

Fandom: HelluvaBoss

Pairings: Chaz x Alessio

Rating: M

Night brought a modicum of peace with it allowing Alessio to unwind from his busy days. Per the shark’s usual routine, he'd hopped into the shower, relaxing as the warm water flowed over his body. A warm glow emitted from the main area of the bedroom, seeping through the crack in the bathroom door when the sound of his bedroom door opening caused Ale to turn off the shower. Furrowing his brow, the shark stepped out of the shower to peer out the door crack revealing another shark demon standing near his bed with his back towards the bathroom, in the midst of removing his shirt. Ale quietly opened the door, carefully sneaking up behind the other shark till he was able to snatch his wrists. Ale spun the second shark around to face him with a snarl that made the other yelp in surprise followed by him cowering.

"CHAZ? What do you think your doing pup?" Ale asked upon realizing who it was.

"Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry, I didn't know this was your room!" Chaz rambled, eyes wide with fear.

"For fucks sake, calm down. Now, why are you in here?" Ale's eyeroll was almost audible as he released Chaz's wrists to cross his arms over his chest.

"I was told to choose a room...I grabbed the handle outside and it was unlocked so I assumed it was open," Chaz awkwardly explained rubbing the back of his neck.

"You didn't think it was strange the bathroom light was on? And you didn't hear the shower running?" Ale wondered.

"I didn't hear the shower...I thought maybe the housekeeper left the light on," Chaz mumbled causing Ale to release an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Alright, no harm done. I think there’s a room just down the hall, grab your things and head down there," Alessio encouraged.

Chaz nodded vigorously in agreement as he turned to grab his shirt as well as his jacket that he'd tossed on the bed. Ale watched the young shark with complete disregard for the fact he was completely naked having not bothered grabbing a towel upon leaving the shower. Chaz turned in the direction of the bedroom door however he couldn't help a peek at Ale, blushing immediately at the other shark’s impressive physique not to mention other things. Shifting his clothing to over his crotch area Chaz turned fully from Alessio, acting almost shy...Chaz wasn't sure why he felt so awkward around the older shark considering he was normally cocky and confident around anyone else. Chaz headed for the door with his head hung low and tail slightly curled around his calves, a set of gestures that weren't lost on Alessio who walked after the young shark.

"Wait," Ale stated causing Chaz to immediately halt his hasty exit.

"Y-yeah..." Chaz hesitantly turned to face Alessio, awkwardly shifting to adjust himself as his pants were a little too tight at this point. Ale slowly walked up to Chaz, closing the door to the bedroom behind the pup promptly trapping them inside. Chaz refused to look at Ale as the flush on his face grew darker at the natural musk Ale was giving off.

"You getting all worked up, pup?" Ale asked in a low gravely tone, moving closer causing Chaz to back up.

"Um...n-no..." Chaz mumbled out feeling his gut twist at the accusation.

"Don't lie to me, I can smell your pheromones," Ale persisted as Chaz's back hit the wall causing him to let out a small whimper of fear.

"I-I can't help it...I don't know what’s happening, but...." Chaz trailed off still trying not to look at Ale.

"Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you. Come here," Ale insisted in a gentle tone as he took Chaz's chin in his hand to analyze the younger shark for a moment.

"What are you doing?" Chaz wondered, breath slowly picking up speed as his heart raced.

"Have you ever been in a shiver before?" Ale wondered upon releasing Chaz's chin.

"N-no... only the pod I grew up in then I was alone," Chaz answered.

"Then that explains it, your body is simply reacting to being around older sharks that are higher ranked," Ale briefly explained.

"I'm sorry..." Chaz apologized again as he shook a little, his instincts causing him to be afraid of the older shark.

"Calm down...I won't hurt you," Ale assured Chaz once more, gentle claws caressing the younger shark’s cheek before pulling him into a kiss. Ale wasn't certain what Chaz had gone through in his young life however the way he was reacting went beyond submission to a higher-ranking shark. This wasn't the first time Ale dealt with a younger shark who was new to the shiver and fearful, basically there was only one thing that would calm them and that was to dominate them, once their place is known it puts their instincts at peace.

Chaz gripped his clothing with a soft moan into the kiss, legs crossing as his pants got uncomfortably tight. Ale pressed against Chaz then slid his hands down the younger shark’s torso to his hips, caressing around to Chaz's ass where he kneaded gingerly. Chaz dropped his clothing with a small whimper as he started humping Ale's knee that had situated itself between his legs. Ale pulled from the kiss to look down at Chaz, his face was flushed as he bit down on his bottom lip, hands clawing at the wall with a series of small whimpers escaping his throat. Ale grabbed Chaz under the thighs to hoist the pup up causing a surprised yelp to escape him while Alessio carried him to the bed. Ale laid Chaz on his back causing Chaz's tail to pull up between his own legs, covering his crotch with it as he brought a forearm up to cover his mouth. Chaz was so confused at why he was reacting this way, a combination of fear, arousal and embarrassment all muddled together. Ale leaned over Chaz gently removing his arm to nuzzle under his chin before nipping at his jawline, one hand lightly tracing the pup's chest to his stomach then around to his gills eliciting a sharp inhaled yelp from Chaz, his legs spreading slightly as his tail loosened. Ale slid his hand down to undo Chaz's pants then moved his tail gingerly out of the way allowing him to remove the younger sharks’ pants and underwear. Chaz instantly closed his legs feeling that embarrassed, fear rise in his gut again at being completely exposed to the older shark.

"Don't. Let me see." Ale firmly yet gently instructed, grabbing Chaz's knees to gingerly ease them apart again.

Chaz held his hands to his chest like some virgin female shark who was embarrassed to be seen for the first time. Nodding he slowly parted his legs promptly showing off the two impressive hard-ons he had, cocks dribbling precum onto his stomach as Ale got a good look. Ale slid two fingers along the undersides of Chaz's cocks, stopping to tap the slits with his finger pads making them twitch slightly in response. Chaz moaned needily as Ale slid his fingers back down Chaz's cocks to his testicular area, pressing slightly along the raised pouch before slipping lower. Pressing the pads of his fingers to Chaz's entrance he could feel the young shark was tight.

"How often do you take it?" Ale wondered.

"N-not, a lot...it’s been...a long time," Chaz answered, mumbling the last part as his brow furrowed upwards. Ale caught the subtle cue that Chaz gave off.

"Did someone hurt you?" Ale wondered circling Chaz's entrance with his fingers.

Chaz didn’t say anything he simply gave a small nod finally explaining why his instincts were displaying more fear than submission. Ale nodded his understanding then removed his fingers to go to the bedside table where he pulled from the drawer a bottle of lube. Chaz felt panic rise in his chest causing him to close his legs again, normally he was the one doing this part yet all he could do right now was whimper nervously.

"Easy pup, I promise not to hurt you," Ale assured Chaz again, gently encouraging the young shark to roll over onto his stomach. Chaz gripped the sheets on either side of his head as the cool slickness of the lube trickled down his crack then down over his testicular bulge.

Gently Ale slide two fingers between Chaz's cheeks, over his entrance, rimming him slowly to spread the lube as well as getting the young shark to relax. Chaz tensed with a whine as Ale inserted a single finger, anticipating the worst only to relax when that didn’t happen, and all Ale did was gingerly pump his finger in and out of Chaz.

“That’s it…relax,” Ale encouraged, sliding his second finger in next to the first.

“Ugh! F-fuck…” Chaz cursed through panting breaths, hips humping the bed.

Alessio made certain to take a little extra time with Chaz not just making sure that he could take Alessio’s impressive lengths but also to make certain Chaz was mentally prepared. Ale removed his fingers when Chaz started a mantra of pleases, begging for relief as his internal testicles had swollen to the point, he looked like he had an external set. Adding some additional lube to both his lengths as well as Chaz’s entrance, Ale leaned over the younger shark with one length in hand that he lined up then pressed the head forwards till it slipped inside Chaz eliciting a groaning moan. Ale waited for a few moments for Chaz to adjust then pressed further till he was seated to the hilt which was impressive considering it had obviously been a while since Chaz had bottomed for anyone. Caressing his hands up Ale grabbed Chaz’s wrists to press them into the mattress while pulling back just a bit before shoving back into Chaz with a snap of his hips along with a soft possessive growl.

“You’re doing…well…ah…pup,” Alessio praised as he set up an even pace.

“T-thank you…ah…sir,” Chaz retorted through uneven breathy moans.

“Ugh, such a…good…pup…” Ale praised some more, leaning down to mouth at Chaz’s dorsal fin.

“Ah~ Oh please! Please…I’m going to cum!” Chaz begged, pressing back into Ale’s thrusts with his own.

“Then do it…ah…cum for me, pup…” Ale panted increasing his speed a bit and biting down hard on the base of Chaz’s dorsal fin.

Chaz cursed again with his hips stuttering as he came hard from both cocks creating a decent puddle underneath himself on the bedding. Ale continued at the same pace till he too fell over the edge, spilling into Chaz while his second cock spilled over the younger shark’s back. The duo panted heavily through their respective orgasms till Ale finally pulled out leaving Chaz laid out on the bed in a panting mess, eventually the older shark gently helped him up and into the bathroom where he started up the shower while he went to change the bedding. Once Chaz emerged from the bathroom, he seemed a lot calmer than he had been earlier making Ale surmise he’d been right about Chaz’s uneasy behaviour, it wasn’t unusual for young sharks to submit to older sharks when joining a shiver after all and with Ale being the oldest in this particular shiver it only made sense however there was also some underlying issues rolled in there as well. Seemingly content Chaz left Ale’s room to find that one down the hallway finally allowing Ale to finish his nightly routine and get some much-needed rest.   

[anemicjellyfish]

I don't usually like to comment much on stuff like this, but I'll give it just this once. Because there's been something I've been wanting to say and I think this moment is the right time to say it? (Please pretend you don't see any typos or grammar issues, I'm trying my best after a concussion I got recently.)

Helluva Boss respects its audience.

Our beloved demon show is full of jokes, gags, visual and audio stimulation, and more. It's wild, it's silly, it's emotional, and it's weird. All of which are good things, imo.

But when I say it respects it's audience, I mean the show (the writers, producers, etc) trusts us (the viewers) to understand what they're trying to say without necessarily saying it aloud.

I don't have to provide screenshots by now, and I won't because I'm tired, sorry. But we've all seen the evidence that there is a big class divide in Hell. Since this divide places imps near the bottom, we see the world of Hell from the bottom tier* (or close to it, I'll touch on that in a little bit) because imps make up a lot of the named characters.

Even ignoring every instance of "small/tiny" said by multiple characters, we get a line from Striker about how it's impressive for an imp (Blitzø) to own their own business.

We see imps in difficult and humiliating service roles to the higher ranking members of society.

Seemingly successful imps like Crimson shouldn't be considered the standard by any means. We found out that his "business" was failing. He tried marrying off Moxxie to get whatever fortune Chaz had amassed (even if it did turn out that Chaz was penniless himself & had lied).

I highly doubt that Crimson's criminal empire really fell to pieces because one little Moxxie ditched him. The system is rigged against Crimson and the only way he could try to get ahead was by running a literal mob/mafia group.

We were shown through world-building and snippets of dialogue that imps haven't been treated fairly in society.

Helluva Boss told us all of this without characters breaking the 4th wall like a 1990's Saturday morning cartoon educational end segment. They pulled a "show, don't tell," on us, and I respect them so much for it.

And I don't want to be too harsh to those who didn't catch it earlier. It's totally fair and understandable to miss these things. Which is why I think they had Millie be the one to spell it out for everyone.

An imp, from a presumably poorer background (edit at the bottom**) than her two imp coworkers, was the one who put into words that imps are seen as "less than" by just about everyone else. She's our down-to-earth, badass character, who has no reason to just make up excuses for why things are so difficult in life. If Millie is acknowledging the classism, it's serious.

Personally, I think a lot of reactors get caught up in the act of reacting and don't get the chance to take in the media they're watching. Yall know that moment when someone shows you a video on their phone and you have to watch the video knowing that the person is watching you watch it?

Yeah, I imagine it's something like that. In not sure I'd come up with the best takes if I knew people were waiting for me to make online content about other online content.

* One slight add-on here is that Hellhounds appear to be below imps in social standing. Blitzø is seemingly able to walk into a shelter/kennel and take his pick of Hellhounds to adopt. So if I had to guess, imps may rank a little above Hellhounds. But honestly I'm just so tired and I think I'm gonna have to call it on the analysis here. Sorry!

I've had so much respect for this show since I first saw Harvest Moon Festival with the way they treat the world building.

** sorry I think I worded this differently than I intended, and I'm not even gonna blame the concussion this time. What I meant was maybe Millie wasn't necessarily closer to/deeper in poverty than Blitzø during their youth/early adult life (Moxxie seemed better off than both). I meant that it seemed like she stayed "poorer" for longer? In the sense that Blitzø was already working for himself when they met; he seemed to already be surviving on his own and was able to save money to start IMP and give them an office. My stupid brain is a mess, again sorry for being weird.

Danny Motta so fundamentally misunderstands Blitz and it boils my blood. Oh well. I will not elaborate.

[emperorsfoot]

Sorry for this. This may or may not sound stupid but out of curiosity again, how tall are all the Ben/Ken 10 characters? This includes your own characters like Sigil,Ally,Dyaln you name it. Sorry again. I'm curious. When I say tall I mean their height. Thanks.

I’m not sure if the canon characters’ heights are ever actually stated in canon, so if you’re looking for numerical measurements that’s not something I can give. However, Ben and Gwen are often shown to be the same height, or, sometimes, Gwen just barely visibly taller than Ben. So, I head canon that Gwen is taller than Ben. Kevin has consistently been taller than both of them through out the whole run of the franchise (OS, AF/UA, Omniverse, and even the Reboot), the one and only acceptation to this seems to be in “End of an Era” in the Ben 10k timeline when Ben, for some reason, is inexplicably the same height as Kevin. This makes zero sense to me, and also goes against my head canon of Gwen being taller than Ben, so I prefer to think of that as an “artist fail” or “animation goof” and not an accurate representation of Ben’s height. 

As for the next gen characters like Kenny and Devlin, I imagine Devlin being tall for his age, but maybe not quite as tall as Kevin was at the same age. Kenny, at whatever age he is, is the exact same height as Ben was at that age. There is not difference n measurement. He’s driving on the same track, just a couple decades behind. 

Now, my OCs... 

In the “Water Near a Bridge” fic series, Ally Albright is taller than Kenny, but shorter than Devlin. She’s a good medium between their two heights. Minie Armstrong is only ten years old, but because she’s half-Tetramand she’s large for a child that age. Her head comes up to about Kenny’s armpit. Dylan Billings starts off the same height as Ally, gets taller when he turns half-Necroffriggian, is easily the tallest member of the team for a while, goes back to being the same height as Ally when he’s restored to being fully human again, then gets a growth spurt that was delayed by the mutation and shoots up to the same height as Devlin. Sven, is short like Kenny and Ben. Other OCs that have not appeared in the series like Fen (not technically an OC since he’s one of Ben’s Neroffriggian children) is short for a Necroffriggian. And Ren Redwind is also short for a Tetramand, yet, he’s still the tallest member of the team. 

In the “Elevator Monologue” fic series, Magister Bolton Roose (the Loboan) is the tallest member of the Null Void team. He towers over everyone. Magister Walda Frey is the next tallest. She’s about the same height as Kevin. As for Targyn Arys and Deccar Chaz, I’m not sure how to describe their heights. Arys is a Lewodan and so hovers. He can change how tall he is because he can levitate as high or as low as he likes. I guess in terms of body length, he would be the shortest. But he hovers at a height that makes him look taller than Chaz most of the time. This makes Chaz appear to be the shortest member of the Null Void team. Then we have the Starspears, Aggregor’s family. Shirahk is always the same height as Devlin. They’re always on eye-level with each other no matter what age they are. Olennor is the shortest of the family. She in hearted more visible Null Void Settler traits than the rest of her siblings. In “...Before Its Ever Even...” she’s taller than Shirahk, but then he has a growth spurt and is taller than her. Agrenna is the tallest of Aggregor’s children for a long time. She only becomes the “medium” in hight in “Smash the Shell Part 2″ when Shirak achieves his full adult hight and becomes the tallest of Aggregor’s children (still the same height as Devlin). I would also like to note that Aggrenna is noticeably taller than Magister Chaz. 

Sorry for the long reply. 

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

As luck would have it Chaz ended up running into the messenger when he certainly wasn't expecting it, in the employee only parking lot of Ozzie's, right when he was putting his keys in.

"Hello Mister Thurman-"

"AAAH!" Chaz yelped, accidentally throwing his keys into the air before catching them, looking to the other demon still surprised and a little suspicous "Uh... Who are you?

"I'm a messenger, for Henry Vinea of the Ars Goetia, have you heard of him?"

"No... Should I?'

"Doesn't matter, fact is Mr Vinea is in a bit of a conflict with an associate of yours. A Mister Crimson Knolastname. He was hoping you could help resolve it, since you know Mr Knolastname better."

"Of course this is about Crim... Wait" Chaz groaned before looking at the guy in surprise "Your boss is going up against Crimson? G-Goatia or not that takes guts." The shark said, almost impressed, just getting a nod.

"Am I correct in understanding you'd be fine picking a place to meet to discuss then?

"W-What no no look." Chaz corrected with an awkward grin "I left Crimson. I nearly died and I am just starting to turn my life around. I can't get involved in more gang stuff after I just got out. I have... stuff too important to risk. So sorry but no. Sure your boss can handle it without me though.... Is that okay?" Chaz asked, still suspicious, looking around as if a team with a bag would jump out of the shadows to abduct him any second.

"Your response is heard. Thank you for being honest. That's all I needed to hear."

"Okay okay good. So can I just... go now?" The shark asked awkwardly, getting a nod luckily, and he quickly got in the car and drove off not looking back. The messenger then pulling out his phone and calling Henry

"Mister Thurman has left Mister Knolastname's service, he did not want to risk his new life by getting involved. Your call now sir...."

@rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team Starter for Chaz

Henry sat at his desk, musing over some research and information he had been receiving from some of his team. The Imp Crimson had been pushing the boundaries of his territory in the Greed ring a bit too much lately and his more civil methods of negotiation had been met with less than desirable results.

He considered hiring a hit but the Imp's gang was useful more often than not and hadn't minded their existence before but he wouldn't stand for some little Imp interfering with his businesses or encroaching on his territory in any ring, especially this one. The next thing to consider was finding someone who knew Crimson well enough to have information that could be useful in how to get through to him. Henry hated diplomacy but for now he would try to keep things civil.

While going over the information he had a name came up a few times recently coming and going from the main estate. Humming to himself he decided to send one of his team to approach this guy about coming to see him for a meeting, sending a formal invitation as well before returning to his usual work for the time being.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Robo

The robotic jester squinted at replies before sighing, least Fizz seemed to listen to him before raising a brow, making a glitchy huff "Hey a big part of being a good prankster is knowing your audience and what they will enjoy and catering to that, or else your just a jerk like Mammon, I'm looking out for you too OG. Ya get that right?" Robo said breathing a sigh of relief, even if he half expected Fizz to run to him to help with damage control at this point.

Ringed Eye Duo

Striker just kept his eyes narrow as he held Chaz protectively, grumbling "I already do ya creep, and if you were sorry you'd fucking stop and own up to your bullshit, doubt you will due to you already hiding behind a screen and miles of distance, what the fuck is your problem?" Striker typed out aggressively, truly fed up at this point before Chaz grabbed his chin, tilting it up to look at him "Maybe we should just mute our phones, no point it getting all angry about this when we can't do anything about this guy" Chaz reasoned for once, Striker huffing in response, cheeks dusting with a blush.

"Just give me a se-" Striker began reluctantly before rage and confusion replaced it, honestly recoiling at the new message "WHAT THE FUCK!? Who would ever think that you masochistic creep?! I know that by experience and by knowing people you idiot, also you just made it incredibly clear that me calling you a creep fit's fuckin perfectly..." Striker ranted out before tossing the phones off to side, incredibly angry and man did he want to beat whoever this was into next YEAR but he couldn't, Chaz casually sliding off of his lap onto the couch and hugging him from the side, then gesturing Robo to come over which he did with a slight amused expression, laying on the couch elegantly, giving Striker a kiss on the cheek before massaging his shoulder "C-Calm down Co-Cowboy it's okay~"

Ozzie

After practically tearing the room apart at the seams looking for Fizz, Asmodeus eventually stopped his rampage, sitting down on the couch as the quives hopped up and nuzzled against his leg sadly, Ozzie covering his face in his hand somberly, trying not to cry from how stressed he was now.

And then his phone pinged with another message, Ozz looking at it incredulously as they sent more messages, letting out a huff with some flames before he texted back.

"You kidnapped my boyfriend and are taunting me over text, and you dare to act like I wouldn't be absolutely fuming from that alone, and you will not have any pleasant conversations unless you beg for forgiveness and stop this sick joke, and I hardly need help to fry your goons alive, I doubt you care though if your that daring and careless to do this." Ozzie texted back bitterly. Honestly he could not have the slightest bit of sympathy for this person, they didn't even seem to want money, just a reaction from the sin and one like this didn't make pleasant impression for the sin.

His eyes widened at the image and his mane immediately flared up, his entire body turning to fire as the quieves backed away in fear but his gaze turned cold, right now he felt rage, but also pure cold hate now. Texting back sharply and slowly after sending a message to Striker to stand by with his crew

"I am going to give you ONE more chance to walk away from today. Call this off, return Fizz to me unharmed, and you and all your accomplices will not be harmed in turn, just call this off... please. I don't want to hurt anyone, but I will for Fizz. So end this, so all of us can go to sleep peacefully tonight" Ozzie beseeched, though it was almost begging, he truly hated getting into conflict with anyone and he hated actually hurting most even more, but for Fizz he would do it, even if he was going to try his absolute best to avoid that outcome. He wasn't at all in a good headspace right now and it wasn't gonna get better till he knew Fizz was safe.

R.A.T

Chaz and Robo were just trying to relax Striker after all the texts that got him so frustrated, massaging and nuzzling up against him to get a slight dry smile from the cowboy before his phone dinged, though he just rolled his eyes, checking out from the prankster now "Check who that's from Fishy... Just to make sure it's not a client..."Striker said tiredly as he leaned his head back into Robo's hands, Chaz grabbing the cowboy's phone and checking it, eyes widening at the sender's name.

"Uh it's from Ozzie actually, says he might need us in Greed soon, Cash Street 69 in Mammopolis, heheh well least I know Crim wouldn't set up in a place that fun, didn't say for what though."The shark stated, Striker sighing, Robo going stiff with optics wide, recognizing the address

"Ugh fine, might as well head down there for haste's sake, come on guys."

"Um, give me a sec, I'll catch up in a s-sec..."Robo said awkwardly, surprising both of them but they didn't question it "Oh okay, just don't take too long spark bot" Striker said with a hand gesture as he and Chaz walked out to get to their truck, the moment they left Robo grabbed his phone and frantically typed something back to Fizz.

"OG! Ozz just texted us to stand by at the address you mentioned. What did you do? You said you were leaving us out of this. What's going on man!?"

Robo

Robo recoils a bit at all the info Fizz gives him, admittedly a bit concerned before texting back "Whoa Whoa hold on. A fake capturing!? Don't you think that's a bit far OG? I'm fine meeting so many of my sibs but still."

"Im all ready for a good joke, but can't you just go "April Fool! Gotcha!" and then we all just hang out, no capturing or overly mean tricking. I'm not gonna let my boyfriends to walk into a trap, even if it's for a joke, and are you sure you want to make yours?" Robo asked, honestly starting to get a bad feeling about this, half feeling he should tell Chaz and Striker what's up just to be safe, but doesn't out of loyalty to his brother, hopping he was just being negative and overly cautious.

Ozzie

Asmodeus was tired of this so much. rolling his eyes at the first message, and then his fucking heart stopped for a second at the next few messages, shooting out of his chair as his mane flared up in both rage and concern, good thing his phone was heatproof.

"FIZZ!!! FIZZ WHERE ARE YOU?!"Ozzie yelled, storming out of his office and around the penthouse looking for Fizz. Multitasking and typing back a message "You better be joking or I will find you and throw you into a Wrathian sun by your skull or so help me..."The sin angrily typed out, storming into the room with the quieves despite the lock, looking around as the quieves whined, trying to tell him something but he was too panicked to really focus on them with how upset he was.

Ringed Eye Duo

Both of them waited, their eyes widening at the responses, Striker letting out a frustrated growl and Chaz awkwardly scratched the back of his neck "Uh Strikes, I don't think it's wor-"

"I know that Chaz... Give it here I'm sick of this shit..."Striker growled before grabbing back his phone, going to give this bastard a good talking to at this point.

From Chaz's phone he sent "Then ya creepy stalker you clearly don't know shit about me, no bald spot on me, and even if there was, least I have hair ya bald fuck."The cowboy ranted angrily before moving onto his phone "Hey, I know your going after my boyfriend for some pathetic reason, stop it before I find and curb stomp you for being a piece of shit, no matter what, just effing stop." Striker ranted, holding Chaz close on his lap, clearly angry, Robo awkwardly staying silent, not sure what to do right now.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Even if Chaz was in a space he'd grown comfortable in, seeing Blitz again and seeing the smirk on his face slowly but surely made the shame from that night well up back to the surface, not just for selling and pushing himself out to any one who'd allow him into their bed, but for what he ended up doing, rushing out of the manor upon seeing his keys were missing and drugging Blitz to try to keep him quiet, locking him in his trunk and allowing Crimson to try to kill not only him but Millie too. Mobster or not Chaz tried his best to treat his bedmates well, he never forced it on them or tried to genuinely hurt them, at the time he had reasoned it was nessecary for his hail mary plan to work, but in the time since, part of him wished he'd push his utter desperation for someone's warmth in the same bed aside to try to make a compromise with them all, Where'd it even get him? He still ended up sleeping in cold bed more often then not, on the run and crying himself to sleep at how fucked up he made everything and some part of him thinking... maybe he deserved to end up on Crimson's wall of trophies. His mother would certainly be ashamed to see what her son had become, and he didn't even have the jacket she gave him to clutch to hold off that thought...

You could tell he was lost in his head, the glass was already clean but he still cleaned it vigoursly with his claw, more him trying to work out his nerves then him trying to do his job. Maybe, Just maybe if he did this JUST right he could at least give Blitz a decent conversation, a decent night that wasn't him using the Imp who'd done fucking nothing him and he still drugged him. If this went right he wouldn't be forgiven, but he hardly believed he deserved that, but at least he'd actually help someone instead of dragging them down like he'd done all his li-

The way his entire body froze when Blitz caught his hand was the most noticable thing in the world, head just thinking "This is it, He's just gonna pull me over the counter and gut me before I can even do anything" However he felt weak in the knees when he felt Blitz squeeze his hand, the shark doing it back, even clinging a bit when Blitz pulled away but he stopped himself, hoping Blitz didn't notice, standing there like a deer in headlights when Blitz said his name, just hoping the scarf around his head muffled his slight whimper of fear.

Of course he saw through his disguise, it was rushed together and he wasn't the most 'blend into the crowd' kinda demon to begin with, eyes widening at what Blitz said, letting him slide the card over to him before sighing, grabbing the hanging end of his scarf, untying it from around his face and pulling off his shades, setting them both on the counter as he leaned it on it, breating out to calm down, his heart was pounding right now.

"Fuck you just saw right through this huh" He swings the scarf around for reference before he sighed again "Your too smart for me that's for sure, though Im surprised your... giving me this, after everything I did." The shark says dropping the scarf and picking up the card, reading the number over before looking back at him, surprised how soft a gaze he found from Blitz "Um but I... appreciate it, it's really sweet and a lot for a guy like me. I..."

"Im sorry, for all the shit I pulled, that's doesn't change it I know, that's why I gave you that drink on the house, it's actually really expensive usually so I wanted to treat you. It's... the least I could do right?" The shark relented, voice cracking at the end and him wiping out his eyes and breathing in. Looking at the card

"Sorry I'm allergic to a scent Big O uses in here but... are you sure you want to give me this? I sure as hell fucked first impressions with you, that's why I thought you'd maim my ass if you saw me, not... be nice to me. I still won't be surprised if you tackle me right now actually" The shark admitted, he didn't really believe that Blitz wouldn't hurt him right now, he deserved it right? Everyone else who was around that day wanted to kill him after all.

Chaz was never all the perceptive of small hints, especially with the shades darkening his vision he didn't notice the sharpness in Blitz's eyes or the feral grin as he handed him the drink, pretty confident this might work as he leaned on the counter with one arm, his other hand on his hip since he was bending down since he was so tall smiling at the toast and him drinking it, Blitz seemed to enjoy it, that was good. Nodding slightly as Blitz spoke

"Ah I know how you feel Monsieur. That's why Im here, to help ease any woes of ones like yourself~- And thank you, it's- W- Sorry what did y-you say?" Chaz said, his fake accent faltering at the end, his tail jolting slightly before falling back down and his muscles tensing noticeably at feeling Blitz's claw trace along his exposed forearm, stammering for a bit, nervously gulping as he tugged on his collar, he felt like he was over a stove burner with how hot his face was right now. And Blitz calling himself Daddy was NOT helping.

"O-Oh alright then. Well n-names Escroc Chanteur. I-Im from Envy, I'm a smooth talker who likes to see smiles, and I bartend here, and perform occasionally, I like to sing. Though tonight Im just here. Im flattered you'd ask Beau, And what should I call you?" Chaz said, trying to keep it cool, and it wasn't all a lie, he was half Envy after all and his job description was just plain true. Trailing his claw over Blitz's forearm teasingly in return before grabbing a glass and cleaning it to distract from his nerves as his tail wagged behind him, but still kept his gaze on Blitz mostly, just in case. Least Blitz seemed in a good mood.

[dreamerlucifer]

Okay, no worries, I'm sure someone will be the Angel to my @Husk-After-Dusk ask, RP, and request account ♥♥

Saunters off to get back to other asks~

@dreamerlucifer: Make an Angel Dust!

My brain: Make a Vox!

Me, pointing violently to Adam and Chaz: CAN I JUST ENJOY MY SILLY ASSHOLES IN PEACE??