#sorry i had to get to that i love a slap on titan

[matznothere]

how would you guys feel if i made a sns band au social media/chatfic where team taka is the band

[inferno-0]

King Ghidorah x Kaiju!Reader /Headcanons/

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Sorry for my English

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* Although he was banished from the so-called throne on the volcano, he was still looking for a territory to live in. (unfortunately for Godzilla). But he didn't expect the presence of another Titan at this place.

* The three-headed Kaiju was really shocked that you didn't challenge him. It's just that he accidentally wandered into your island, where you lived your days in peace. It was strange that Ghidorah didn't sense your presence in this place.

When they met, all three Heads were ready to attack, but instead received a rhythmic growl as if they were invited.

* Ghidorah was still alert when he was asleep or didn't "pay attention" to you. But you continued as you did your business.

No screaming, no assault.

Monster Zero believed until the end that you were up to something, given your quiet behavior around it.

But the more they analyzed you, the more they learned and understood.

* Still, it has dawned on the Kaiju that you are not one of those who will fight to the end for the land or at least part of it.

You'd rather share it to avoid slaughter. But this silence that was between you is very tense and you had to make contact with the Alpha Titan.

* If in the first days they avoided it, now they themselves need communication deep down. And it seems that an unknown person heard them, sending you with a fish in your mouth.

All the food you brought them, Ghidorah carefully examined and sniffed.

But there was nothing.

Regular food, fresh and large.

* Kaiju understood this time that you want to establish contact with him for further life on this island, so that there are no paradoxes.

All the Three Heads were happy in their own way, but only Kevin showed it, the others hid it behind a mask of neutrality in your direction.

* For a while, you just shared a growl or a nod of your head with each other. Later, it grew to a deeper level. From soft rumblings to poking heads in the neck. Due to the fact that Ghidorah is a rather large Titan, he has to bend down to get body contact from you.

Ichi and Ni are reluctant to do this, unlike Kevin, who is eager to come straight to you.

* The middle and right head (Ni) can only give you peace when the entire area is asleep. After all, they have their own authority, which must be adhered to.

* On normal days, you often fly above the clouds, trying to stay out of Godzilla's sight.

* If you're an underwater Titan, it's much harder to navigate the seas without being detected. Of course, you've made it clear to the others that you're on the path of peace, but Ghidorah has to prove it somehow, or take to the skies again from prying eyes.

* Your relationship has greatly affected the Monarch, who has reached the two of you as well. Of course, they didn't go unnoticed, receiving lightning in the face and your loud scream, which tried to stop the attack from the Titan.

* Actually, it was considered a symbiosis, but with you it is something more.

* Going back to your interactions, Ni and Ichi love to complain. Unlike Kevin, who just stares blankly at your reaction, or even into the distance.

* Your gentle growl calms them down to some extent. Especially the praise that boosts the Titan's ego.

* Ichi was of course planning a second attack, after hearing very nice phrases from you, which motivated him to do it again, but your hard paw slap on the face made itself felt.

* Ni, partly silent next to you. He doesn't really want to show his true nature in front of your eyes. Sometimes he can't control his irritation at anything and everything.

*And San... , it's just San. He's glad it's all gone, and he doesn't have to obey his "mindmates" and get bitten by the horns.

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Initially, I wanted to lay out one shot with Rodan. I think he'll wait until the next day.)

[coolyiooo]

Using Dirty Pick Up Lines On BSD Men

Pairings: Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, Atsushi, and Chuuya

❗Warnings❗slapping, kissing, blushing, dirty talk, teasing, and etc

🖤DAZAI🖤

You were bored as hell at the ADA office. You were figuring out what you should do to cure your boredom. Everybody was pretty much out of the office since they were busy with a mission.

You thought long and hard when suddenly a mischievous idea popped up in your pretty little head.

You looked at your boyfriend, who was sleeping on his desk when he should be working, and smirked. You got up and wrapped your arms around him, waking him up.

"Hm? Does my bella need something?" He asked with a tired smile

He then gasped and smirked with sparkling eyes "you wanna ditch work?"

You chuckled "as nice as that sounds, I'm going to have to decline. I'm sorry babe"

He pouted, but then you said "I just wanted to say something to you"

His face spoke curiosity "and what's that?" You leaned in his ear with a smirk and whispered

"Are you a racehorse? Because if I rode you you'll definitely finish first"You leaned back to see his face.

You saw that he was blushing with wide eyes. He was taken aback since he wasn't expecting you to use a dirty pick up line, but then he smirked and then smiled innocently.

He grabbed your chin gently and in a deep voice said "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside of you"

Your eyes widened a bit. You also blushed. You weren't expecting him to say a pick up line back to you, but little did you know that he wasn't done.

He chuckled "You can't spell menu with without m-e-n-u bc it's only us that will be on the table tonight"

Regardless of your dazed reaction he kept going "Can you do telekinesis? Because you made a part of me move without even touching it"

You finally found your words "D-Dazai-!"

He laughs and still continues to play this game of teasing you. What were you expecting? If your gonna tease him he's gonna play your game too, but he'll make sure to win.

He whispers in your ear again "Let's play titanic you'll be the iceberg and I'll go down"

Will this game ever end? You think as your face was a blushing mess

He kissed your cheek with a chuckle "I ran out of pick up lines so I'll pick u up at 9"

You then rolled your eyes with blushed cheeks. You were a little annoyed that he played your game better than you "ok we get it, you win with the pick up lines"

You slightly push him away, but he gets up and holds you by the waist, bringing your body towards his, looking directly into your eyes with a lazy look.

"Don't think I didn't mean everything I just said because I one hundred percent do. Just wait for tonight my Belladonna~"

💚RANPO💚

You and Ranpo went out to go get ice cream after solving an investigation. After getting your ice cream, you both went to sit down on a bench that showed a perfect view of the sunset, it was a gorgeous view and being with your cute boyfriend made it even better.

You were both sitting in silence just taking in the view and taste of the ice cream, but suddenly you remembered about this one pick up line that said something about sunsets. You smirked and thought 'why not tease my boyfriend?'

You leaned into Ranpo shoulder with a smirk "you know I'm not into watching sunsets, but I always love to see you go down"

Ranpo stopped eating his ice cream, his spoon still in his mouth, and looked at you with open eyes. His cheek had a hint of red on them. He processed what you just said and chuckled.

"I have a Quick question, sugar" he asked

You tilted your head out of curiosity "what is it?"

He had a smile on his face "If I were a watermelon would u spit or swallow my seed?"

You were now taken aback with a hint of blush, he laughed at your reaction "your such a cutie, sugar cube~ I think I actually know the answer to that question anyway"

You looked away from embarrassment, but after he stopped laughing he said something while standing up

"Now let's go home and have some alone time~" he smirks "Your like a rollercoaster the faster you go the louder I scream" when you did go home, he wasn't kidding about that last pick up line he said.

💜FYODOR💜

You were sitting on the couch while Fyodor was working on his computer. You were used to Fyodor taking hours to finish his work, but this time you were just so bored and you wanted some attention. You got up and went towards your boyfriend, hugging him from the side.

You groaned "Fedyaaaaa are you almost done?"

He didn't look away from the computer "I'm afraid not, my love .I'm sorry" he said apologetically, kissing your arms

You whined "I'm bored Fedya" you laid your head on his shoulder

He chuckled "if it'll help you can sit on my lap"

You didn't waste a second and straddled his lap while hugging him, your chin on his shoulder. He smiled at your action and continued to work. You were happy, but After awhile you started to get bored again and had an amazing idea.

You turned your head to get a better view of his face and mumbled with a smile

"This may sound corny, but your making me horny"

He stopped typing and gave u a side eye, this made you chuckle with a wide smile on your face. He turns his face to get a better look at you. His face showed no emotions.

He calmly said "Im not going to say a pick up line because I'm not trying to pick you up I'm trying to pin you down"

You whispered a gasp. Your mouth opened out of shock as he smiles and chuckles at your reaction. It's so nice to see him smile, it really warms your heart, so you decided to say one last line.

You smirked again "Are u a rainstorm? Because ur making me dripping wet"

He responded with a hum of amusement "As I should" you scoffed with a smile from his bold response.

He chuckled again then leaned into your ear "don't worry myshka~ tonight I'll make sure to make you satisfied"

💙ATSUSHI💙

You were with your precious boyfriend during lunch break at the ADA office, nobody else was eating with you guys so you had the whole office to yourselves.

You were feeling a bit of a tease today and decided to make your boyfriend a blushing mess by using dirty pick up lines.You looked at your boyfriend lovingly and innocently

"Atsushi~"

He looked at you and instantly knew you were up to no good "oh no.. what are you thinking about y/n?" He hesitantly asked

You scoffed. He knows you too well "nothing what do you mean?!"

"I know that look and that look means your up to no good"

"Oh come on it's not that bad"

"Hmm oh alright what is it?"You smirked making him just a little on edge

"Are you a bicycle? because I wanna ride you tonight"

He started to choke on his food with a red face. You couldn't tell if he was blushing or dying from choking. He stopped coughing after you slapped his back, trying to catch his breath.

"I- I thought you said it wasn't going to be that bad!" Atsushi whined

You smiled with a bit of a worried expression "I'm sorry my love it's just my doctor told me I have vitamin d deficiency, so I was wondering if you wanna go back to my place and help me out with that?"

This time he looked confused and concerned "r-really? What kind of foods have vitamin d in them? Maybe we should take walks so you can get more sun"

Ugh you love him so much. You laughed at his adorable innocence "Oh Atsushi.. bless your heart" you kissed his cheek

Now he was extremely confused. You smiled "I was trying to use another pick up line on you. When I said I had vitamin d deficiency I really meant.. well..." You then point at his crotch "get it?"

It took him awhile to figure it out. His face turned white and then became a red mess. You laughed at his cuteness and kissed his cheeks. He looked away with an embarrassed face and said

"Just wait until tonight, y/n"

🧡CHUUYA🧡

You and Chuuya just finished a mission and were on your way to your shared apartment. You were both walking on your way home, but you were trying to find a way to pass the time then suddenly you felt like messing with your boyfriend with some pick up lines.

"Hey, Chuuya" you called out to him

He turns his head towards you "hm? Yes, doll?"

You smirked "Are u a trampoline? Because I wanna jump up and down on you all the time"

He stopped walking which made you stop walking. You could see he had a blush painted on his cheeks while he looked at you with wide eyes.

You laughed at his reaction which made him embarrassed then slowly angry. He decided to get back at you. He grabbed you by the waist aggressively which made you stop laughing.

He smirks"Do you have a shovel? because I'm digging that ass" he then literally slaps your ass harshly making you yelp.

Thankfully not many people were on the streets, but it still made you embarrassed

"C-chuuya!" You yelled

He laughed at your embarrassment "what happened to your confidence, doll?" All you could do was pout and look away.

He then smiled at you "I was feeling very off today but then you turned me on, so take some responsibility will ya?"

[expia]

i want you in my mouth :( … | (rated.E)

taboos w my fav anime men ! toji , iwai, , eren , armin , reiner osamu.

there are tw right next to each person so pls do look at those b4 you read a section bc there are really triggering kinks ex cnc for reiner oki ily !!! (this is not proof read sorry!)

osamu: boss x employee , power imbalance

• osamu was a prev and he knew it and you should knew too

• so ofc when you walk yo happy ass up in his office asking if he could get a rise or extra hours he knew this was his opportunity

“there you go pretty girl , go head take it deeper for me ma” samu groans out your lips wrapped around his tip trying to take more but he’s so thick must be so hard for a princess like you :(

all types of “ fuckk” and “ shit, right there sweetheart” spill out his mouth as he has the back of your head bobbing you up n down pushing you all the way down to feel you gag around him before letting you go

but once you start going down to suck on his balls while jerking him off he can’t help it but to cum all over your pretty hands, a pathetic whimper falling from his lips, arching as he throbs in your hands .

“do that again, sweetheart you can get as much money you want outta me”

iwaizumi: consensual somno , control kink? , daddy kink, cubby reader!!

• zumi’s always told you how he has a really big thing for control

• he loves the feeling of being able to take you when ever he wanted how ever he want

• (with your consent ofc)

• so when you told him it was all go to do anything sexual to you in your sleep he was alll for it

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coming home from the gym to see you napping on the couch laying on your stomach your ass looking so fucking perfect i mean what else could he do but peal off your cute red undies and runt against your cubby cunt and my god the sleepie little “mhm daddy” gots his dick so hard you look so pretty like this , taking whatever he gives you

“yeah baby you like when daddy just uses your body like you’re his fuck toy , mm?”

eren: monster fuckin , painful sex , tummy bulge , cum overflow, oral (f! getting) , size kink

•erens been talking about this forever

•the second hange told him there’s a way for her to give titans genitalia but only for 30 minutes

•he’s been begggging for y’all to try it out

•and for his birthday you finally said yes

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so here you are in erens hand cunt leaking after he’s tongue fucked you till you had at least 4 orgasms even then you till don’t think your tiny count can take .. that

in titan form eren is 49’2 inches tall with a fat cock of 15 inches but ten doesn’t care you said you’d take it like a good girl so a good girl you’ll be

the hectic panting and broken moans that left your throat as the tip of its cock breached your sopping cunt the pain of the stretch bought all your focus, blocking out the strange noise from the titan in front of you.

"rennie, it hurts" Your whining made his cock twitch and only push in harder tears running down your face as the ‘man?’ bottoms out giving you the biggest bulge in your tummy you’ve ever seen “ren ‘m so full i can’t”

but some how the pain was balanced by a pleasure you had never experienced before. You felt so dizzy, so full it’s like you could feel your blood getting hot . The Titan was basically using you as a pocket pussy and you couldn't do anything but accept it. Each thrust felt like it flipped your insides, and one particularly strong thrust flipped a switch in your mind. Painful moans turned into pleasurable screams as the hard thick cock inside you pulled against the walls. The large arms around your waist tightened against you and your eyes rolled back into your head as you came with Eren.

so much cum running out of your pussy you feel like you can’t breathe with how packed you feel but with a quietest roar he could mutter you knew he was ready for round two

armin: identity porn/ dub con ( false consent) , daddy kink , pussy slapping, drunk reader , oral(f!getting)

•you’ve been armins best friend since you both were kids

•and he’s always had a crush on you but it’s like you never see him

•walking around dating all these guys knowing his the one for you

•but he can’t be to mad this time you decided to date a man with blonde hair and good things for him when your drunk you think everyone looks the same

armin walks into the room your laying in the fairest away from any other room at this house party “alex is that you?” you pop your head up from the bed you thought you were texting your boyfriend but you were texting him saying how much you missed and loved him, yeah armin knew this was wrong but it’s your fault you pressed the wrong a in your contacts.

“yeah baby it’s me” armin cooed leaning over your body kissing your neck “hey!” you giggle running your finger through his hair tugging it as he continues kissing down your body, past your tummy till he gets to the button of your shorts kissing your stomach one last time before slowing pulling them off

leaving no moment to waste he moves your panties to the side and instantly puts his mouth to your clit “fuck alex please i need your fingers” you babbled alex? armin thought , he can’t give you what ‘min can you’ve told him all about how your boyfriend can’t even find the clit let alone can make you cum

coming off you with a he rises his brows “no baby that’s not my name, what’s my name honey?

“noooo lex” bucking your hips up pouting from the lost of pleasure

“are you to much of a brain dead slut to comprehend i said that’s not my name” slapping your cunt till you scream out “daddy , daddy please i’m sorry”

likening the answer, buried nose-deep in your pussy, hands gripping your hips praying to god it leaves bruises ‘min didn’t stop until you release on his tongue. , the knot in your abdomen begins to coil , “Ah, daddy!” You sob as he watches you fall apart on his tongue. He is the only one who has ever made you feel this way- all for him. You feel your orgasm build and before long, gush all over his mouth. armin slides up your body and compliments you after pulling away from your pussy.

toji: barley legal / father’s friend , ngl predatory toji, daddy kink , choking, finger gagging

•tojis a odd man

•he knows it’s “against the law” to fine little ol’ 17 yr you attractive

•so that’s why he watched and waited

•till he favorite day of the year yet! your birthday

•toji knows for the fact you wanna fuck him and it’s ok cause he wants to do the exact same

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“how would your dad feel if he hears you calling me daddy, mhm?” he asks with three fingers gagging you while you bend over on all fours getting pounded into like tomorrow isn’t promised “ or how would megumi feel about this aww you know he’s had a crush on you for the longest” he fake pouts pulling out to flip you over so he can look you in the eye one thump on clit other hand gripping your neck “but here you are fucking his dad like dick drunk bitch you are”

reiner: cnc , roleplay, size kink , choking

•you and reiner have a very .. interesting sex life

•you both are into pretty extreme kinks bc of trauma in yalls past

•one the both of you particularly love is cnc

•you love the feeling of being helpless and losing all control to him

•you both have safe words you can say that anytime

•and after is almost instant after the scene

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hey, mister, i think you missed my turn , my house is the other way" the man driving the uber stares at you, “i’m sorry did you hear me we’re going the wrong way." the man shrugs. i know i quicker way

After a few, he takes a detour into an empty basically middle of nowhere soccer field parks the car and you both stare at each other till he breaks the silence

“aww you scared? dont be scared i know how to please whores like you!” he smiles climbing over the seat as you try to get out the car but oh no :(( he’s got child locks on

no one can even hear your screams begging him stop as he forces his cock in your tight little cunt

reiners so big n strong you feel like it hard to breathe the way he has his hands wrapped around your neck pounding into you oh so deeply you feel like your being ripped open

you can tell him “no stop!” or “you’re a monster!” but reiner can feel you the way you squeeze around him when he tells you this is your fault for being a slut but it’s ok! you’re just shy he think, as he rubs your clit and in no time you cream all over him.

ahhh , i hope y’all enjoyed! my first dark content post i wanna do a part 2 with more taboos so pls lmk if you want !!

[lou-struck]

Room For Two?

Eijirou Kirishima x reader

~Love is all about sacrifice, you learn this on a hot summer's day when your alone time is lovingly interrupted.

Prompt: Hammock

~This is one of the requested prompts for my Summertime Fun Event. Feel free to check it out. 

It is a picture-perfect afternoon in the height of summer. Although the sun is beating down, you are nestled comfortably in your beloved hammock in the shade, taking advantage of a glorious day off from work.

Your water bottle is nice and cold, and you have several good books tucked away in your tote bag. Needless to say, you are all ready to hunker down for the rest of the day. 

A slight summer breeze rustles the leaves of the two great trees you are tied to, sending the last of the season's blossoms fluttering harmlessly to the ground around you.

In complete bliss, you take a long sip of your water and turn the page.

'This is the life,' you think to yourself.

If only you had more days like this. Maybe you could actually complete your Goodreads challenge this year. Briefly, you wonder why you haven't been able to complete it these last two years when your work hours have been basically the same.

The thought harmlessly flutters away like a passing butterfly as you get engrossed in the novel you are reading, tearing through it with a hungry speed. 

"Hey there, beautiful. Whatcha doing?" a familiar deep voice calls, yanking your attention away from the scene and back to reality.

Oh, right, that's why…

Eijirou Kirishima, your sweet, chivalrous distraction and loving boyfriend stands above you. A big, loving smile on his face that you can't help but reciprocate. 

"Hi, Eiji," you grin, taking in his appearance; he has changed out of his hero costume and into some gray sweat shorts and a black Dynamite t-shirt. But you notice that his handsome face seems to have gotten quite an interesting tan line. "Looks like you got some sun today."

His bright red hair frames his now pink cheeks as he flashes you a shark-toothed grin. "No kidding, that face mask of mine is no joke," he brushes his crimson locks back to show you just how bad it is. You can see the pale outline of his chin where his black face guard sits, contrasting against his sun-slapped skin. 

Your eyes bug out of your head as your jaw drops with stunned amusement. Although you should at least pretend to be concerned, your urge to giggle overpowers your common sense. "Oh my god. Eiji. That's so bad."

"Could be worse," he shrugs, throwing his hands up and walking closer to your hammocked paradise. He runs his fingers along the taught strings that tether you to the trees and presses down on it lightly like he is testing its security. "You've got a nice little setup here Babe. Got room for one more?"

You blink… "On the Hammock?"

"Yeah, it looks cozy," he says, already kicking off his slides and trying to climb onto your little multicolored hammock. Although his quirk is not activated, his ridiculously hard muscles squeeze against you as he lowers his full weight on top of the hammock. 

On top of you…

The hammock rocks back and forth as you giggle and squirm under him. "Eiji, this hammock is small. There is no way we are both gonna fit."

"No way babe, you are not Titanicing me right now," he laughs, blowing you a raspberry. "There is more than enough room for us to have a serious cuddle session."

You are stunned into silence as you try to process him turning Titanic into a verb and pray that if the hammock snaps, you won't be flattened between the ground and Mt. Kirishima.

"This is nice, he hums, lying completely on top of you, although it is not at all cuddling weather.

"Is it?" you wheeze, feeling the spin of your hardcover book pressing into your gut. "I feel like I'm dying?"

He leans off of you slightly and looks at you caged under him. The flustered look on your cheeks brings a smirk to his lips as he presses an apologetic kiss to your sweaty temple. "Oh, Sorry. I guess I should be the one on the bottom." He flexes his bicep for show, "These muscles of mine make a better pillow than a weighted blanket.

"Please…" you rasp, your book still making it difficult for you to breathe.

"There we go," he murmurs, wedging himself between you and the bottom of the woven pattern beneath you until he ends up lying completely under you. Your limbs are pretzeled together cutely, and your book has fallen safely onto the dry grass with a thud. "All better?"

You look at his innocent expression and cannot bring yourself to roll off the hammock and create a new space bubble for yourself.  You relent and lay your head down on his chest and breathe in the subtle smell of his cologne. His arms wrap around you, and the whole odd situation feels awfully comforting. 

You close your eyes and think to yourself that although it's hot outside, maybe sharing a hammock with your favorite person isn't the worst thing in the world. 

"Much better."

[scaryspears]

Liu Kang x Bimbo Reader

Reader and Shang Tsung banter (slight friendship). I don't think Chaosrealm exists in the new timeline, or is at least inaccessible, so reader is descended from a Seido outcast. Their ancestor was a bit like Darrius, so that's the closest to Chaos she's gonna go.

This prompt is for @valyrra, hope you enjoy. Sorry if there's not enough Liu Kang.

You watched Liu Kang stand next to keeper Kitana. They were talking, smiling at each other with the utmost care in their eyes. You could pull any man you wanted, but you couldn't help the worry and jealousy you felt as you stared at them. This was Liu Kang's Kitana, one where he came from.

Your titan self was almost identical to you, and when you spotted her she was standing next to her partner from her timeline, something you always did when your partner was around. And that was Liu Kang, but it wasn't the appropriate time to get his attention.

There were multiple versions of you, and yet only two were titans. There was one with Kung Lao, the other with Johnny Cage. You loved Johnny, but seeing the difference in your love life sent a punch to your gut.

You tried to distract yourself by applying makeup, keeping your attention to your mini mirror. But a certain sorcerer had to have your attention.

"Isn't it a shame. It's always the ones you hold dear."

"Shut up." you rolled your eyes at Shang Tsung. "Didn't you get your crown snatched?"

Shang frowned but waved his hand dismissively, "It wasn't a pageant crown, it wasn't as important as it was made out to be." he spoke sarcastically.

"You still lost a crown." you waved your lipstick at him.

"I'm sure he doesn't mean it like that." said a different Shang, a Light variant of him. He had a gold circlet crown that proved your point. "I'm sure he's just..." he stared hard at his other self, who returned the stare with a tiny sneer, "A bit concerned."

"Very concerned." Shang crooned, "You aren't your usual lively self."

Light Shang blinked at you, "You feel upset, why?"

You looked at them both, then at where your Liu Kang was talking with his Kitana.

"Look at them." you hissed and then pouted.

Light Shang glanced at where you were glaring and a small smile went on his face. "Princess Kitana and Lord Liu Kang. They are always good allies."

You huffed, "Sure."

Light Shang held interest in his eyes, "Is this timeline's Liu Kang courting you? He looks at you with a lot of affection."

"We are intimate."

"I doubt he gets squeamish." said your Shang, inspecting his nails.

Light Shang had a slight blush on his cheeks and avoided eye contact. "You both enjoy each other."

"We don't just enjoy each other, he takes me out to places and listens to me when I talk. And I just love the way he talks to me, you know." you playfully slapped his arm. "His voice all deep and smart sounding." you purred.

Shang rolled his eyes in disgust while his good counterpart accepted the information in stride.

"But now he's seeing his ex-girlfriend." you continued, "What if he leaves me for her? I've never been in anything long term but I don't want it to end so soon."

Light Shang was sympathetic, "I am confident Liu Kang's feelings for you haven't changed."

"It's not often for a person to find another that's fluent in yapping." your Shang supplied unhelpfully. Light Shang shot him a look of disapproval. Shang looked up and his glee returned, "I guess I spoke too soon."

You all looked up. Liu Kang was standing in front of you, his expression stern enough to match his mood.

"Comrades." he addressed both Shangs, and then his attention went solely on you. "My flower, may I speak with you?"

"Fine." you got up, walking with him to somewhere private, but you refused to touch him.

"You were speaking with Shang Tsung."

His eyes were angry looking, but two could play that game.

"I was. Weren't you speaking to Kitana?" you crossed your arms at him, "You seem close with her."

It was then Liu Kang realised where your mind was going, "That was eons ago."

"You didn't seem to be acting like it. It looks to me that eons have turned into a day." you fixed him a stern look of your own, "And Shang Tsung is my rival, there's nothing going on between us."

"Flower," he started, taking your hand, "There is nothing I'm starting with Kitana. We are simply allies now."

He was expression was soft, and the rosy parts of your heart went all gushy. "You really mean that?"

He started kissing your hand, and then his kisses went up your arm, to your shoulder and then your cheek. You giggled, and Liu Kang was pleased to have a positive response from you.

"I would never do this to Kitana."

This time his lips were on yours and you gave in. You were able to push him away before anything got serious, "Not here, Darling. We will need secure privacy."

He chuckled, "Of course, only I can see your delicate parts." he was possessive, which wasn't usual of him.

And then you realised something. "You were jealous of Shang Tsung." your heart skipped a beat, "Aww, darling." you grabbed his face, and he flushed as you delivered a bunch of kisses on it.

He has marks on his face now, but he didn't wipe them away. Not that he ever did unlike your ex boyfriends. That's another thing you loved about Liu Kang.

You hugged him eagerly, "There's nothing to be jealous of."

"I am very relieved to hear that." he admitted, returning the hug. He didn't let go.

"Are you two going to be having alone time all day?" Shang Tsung, asked. His hand was raised sass-ily in contempt.

"An hour should suffice." you answered.

Shang's face screwed up, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that and just tell everyone that you're both very busy."

He wasn't wrong. You both were about to be very busy.

[jjkamochoso]

The Perfect Fit

Story Overview: Levi Ackerman begrudgingly finds himself falling in love with the Survey Corps’ seamstress. Will they be able to own up to their feelings for each other? Or is their love doomed to fail before they discover the truths of each other’s hearts? This slow burn reader insert story will be filled with angst, yearning, and a bit of mystery as we slowly unravel the truths behind Y/N’s past… and explore her and Levi’s future!

Chapter 1

Series Masterlist

Chapter 2 linked here

Levi Ackerman x female reader

Warnings: cussing

You grunted, lifting the last box into the cart and feeling relief that your sore arms could take a break for the short ride over to the Scout Regiment. You slipped your foot into the saddle of the horse, brought your other leg up and over, and started on your journey. You wanted to enjoy the feeling of wind in your hair and sunshine on your face this fine summer day, but frankly, you were too exhausted to give a damn. Your fingers were numb, your wrists cramped, your eyes dry. You were up all night mending the Survey Corps uniforms. As the resident seamstress, tailor, and only person skilled enough at embroidery, you were always busy, but no time were you more overwhelmed with work than after the group comes back from an expedition. Most, if not all, soldiers’ uniforms had holes of every size that needed to be patched. Pants, jackets, capes—each had to be in working order and acceptable in appearance as fast as possible. There was never enough money allotted to the Scouts to buy new uniforms as often as they should and sometimes you were even left working with clothes of the deceased to clean and repurpose for their living comrades. The whole situation was messed up, sure, but with severe lack of resources, especially with Titans taking up the valuable real estate needed to cultivate more, you understood that you had to make do. And so, you did. Just because something is a necessity doesn’t make it any easier to work with, though. You took to your face a handkerchief to dab away the accumulated sweat as your horse neighed and the cart slowly came to a halt in front of barracks. You were afraid that when you dismounted, your legs would give out in exhaustion, but you mentally slapped yourself. There was no way you would show an ounce of weakness in front of the people who give their lives just to keep you safe. Before you could give it any more thought, a voice called out to you.

“Y/n! Welcome! I trust everything is here?”

Commander Erwin walked toward you, halting his conversation with a shorter man who looked displeased at the interruption, but nevertheless made his way to you as well.

“Hello, Commander. Yes, all of the Scouts’ uniforms are in here, mended and ready to wear.” You slid off your horse and thankfully didn’t fall over. “Where should I unload the boxes?”

“Captain Levi will show you where they go. If you’ll excuse me, I have a meeting to get to.”

Your eyes went wide when you realized who the man in front of you was.

“Captain Levi,” you said, a smile gracing your face, “it’s an honor to finally meet you, sir. I rarely receive your articles of clothing to fix. You must truly be as good as they say if you can avoid snagging your cape in the tree branches.”

Levi had an unreadable look on his face as he let out a “tch.” You were about to say something else when Hange came running over.

“Y/n!” They screamed in excitement, dragging out the last syllable of your name. You were greeted with a big hug from your friend and you felt the tiredness slip away from your body for a brief moment.

“Hange! I haven’t see you in forever! I made sure to stitch up your shirt extra well and took great care to make sure it was straight as can be.”

“Aww, I am your favorite-”

“Isn’t that your job?” Levi interjected, looking annoyed as ever.

You were confused by what he meant. “I’m sorry?”

“Your job. Isn’t it your job to make sure the stitches are straight? Why are you bragging about doing your job the way it’s supposed to be done?”

You felt your face warm in embarrassment. You weren’t expecting to make a fool out of yourself, especially in front of someone as important as the captain, yet here you were. You should’ve heeded everyone’s advice to avoid talking to him or near him at all costs. Hange punched him in the arm, presumably for being so rude around their friend, but you answered him before a fight ensued.

“I don’t have a sewing machine,” you muttered.

Levi raised his hand to his ear, signaling you to speak up. You took a deep breath, frustrated at his attitude.

“I said, I don’t have a sewing machine. I mend everybody’s clothes by hand, by myself, with a turn around time of basically nothing.” You felt yourself getting heated and you knew it was because you were tired, but you kept going. “I fix undergarments, shirts, pants, jackets, and capes for 150 people at a time. I scrub blood from the dead’s clothes until my own fingers bleed because we don’t have enough material for me not to. I’m sorry my standards aren’t high enough for you, Captain, but sometimes I can only work extra hard on one person’s uniform. If I took the time to be that precise with everyone’s, your cadets would be fighting the titans just as naked as they are.” You felt your eyes start to water but you were determined to keep your cool. “Now, please show me where these boxes go. I have lots of work that needs to be done.”

No more words were exchanged as you, Levi, and Hange moved the boxes to an empty room inside barracks. When the work was done and Hange bid you farewell, it was just you and the moody captain alone again. Your horse could sense the tension between you two, stamping the ground in light distress, and you both reached out to soothe the animal. Well, him being an animal lover makes you like him the tiniest bit more. Alas, you knew you had to make verbal amends or else you’d risk getting reprimanded by whatever higher ups caught wind of the situation that you weren’t giving 110% on your work (that inevitably gets ruined the next time the cadets get too rough during training, but you digress).

“Look, Captain, I sincerely apologize for my behavior. I know I technically don’t work under you but you’re still an officer and deserve respect. Just know that I am trying my best to work under these rough conditions, as are you and your team. I hope I didn’t offend you or undermine the importance of your team’s uniforms.” You lowered your head in a slight bow to show your remorse.

“Raise your head, dumbass. It’s fine,” he said, monotone as usual, and he walked away. When he was out of earshot, you groaned. You were lucky that you and Erwin were close or else you figured you’d be fired immediately for your lack of tact toward a superior. Mounting your horse once more, you rode back to your workshop for some much needed rest. With your horse squared away in its stable, you locked your front door behind you and took off your shoes, feeling your pain creep up. You went upstairs to your living area and sleep overtook you as soon as your head hit your pillow.

The next morning, you awoke to a soft knock at your door. It was much too early for any tailoring appointments you had, so after you yawned, you called out, “just a minute!” to let the person know you were on the way. However, when you opened the door, you weren’t greeted with a human, but a sewing machine! You stood in shock for a few moments before sweeping it into your arms, cradling it like a baby. As much as you never wanted to let go of the machine, you put it on your work table to read the note that was attached.

“ALL my soldiers deserve to be fitted with the best uniforms from the best seamstress. Also, go to the damn medic. Your fingers are fucking disgusting.”

If it weren’t for the note, you would’ve thought Hange got you the gift, but no—it must have been Levi! You couldn’t help but giggle at what he wrote as you looked down at your hands. He was right, of course. Your fingers had blisters all over them from sewing too much. He must’ve noticed them when you were moving boxes, or maybe when you touched your horse? Either way, he has a hell of an eye for detail because you were never all that close to him yesterday. Rereading the note, you felt your heart skip a beat. He definitely cared deeply about people, much more than he let on, which was apparent in the way he sourced a literal sewing machine for you in under 24 hours, a feat that few could pull off in these times. But he was just being a concerned captain, that’s all. There was nothing more to his actions, no hidden feelings or anything cheesy like that.

Right?

Chapter 2

[mikasas-biggestwhore]

Attack on Titan characters and their butts: Part 2 ‼️‼️‼️

Once again like before this was just a random conversation with my friend and I just thought the world needed to know our thoughts! Side note: Merry Christmas guys <3

Characters: Levi, Erwin, Reiner, Annie and Bertholdt

This is probably the last part so y’all better enjoy 💜

Levi Ackerman

— Levi most definitely has a fatty from all that working out the scouts do. The thing is that his ass is very firm and there is no plush to it at all

— Like if you grabbed a handful it’s not leaking through you fingers. Your basically grabbing stiffened jello. (These descriptions keep getting weirder 😭)

— Sadly Levi does not have any jiggle. His booty is too firm for it to really have any movement at all.

— HOWEVER IF YOU SMACKED THAT SHIT??? GAHDAMN. THAT SHIT WOULD GIVE HELLA RECOIL

— See this all sounds good and dandy but there is a downside. While Levi has a very smackable ass his booty is shaped like a square :(

— So many men stay having square shaped booties and he’s a victim to this. Tsk tsk tsk

— He does know how to throw it back. He’s literally a Ackerman, of course he does. The only issue is you will never catch Levi shaking his ass sorry to disappoint you

— Ngl Levi is probably aware he has a fatty but it’s more of a inconvenience for him then anything. Like he’s got extra weight from the back of his body to worry about now.

— Side note: If you do try to slap his ass your gonna get your ass beat 🤕

Erwin Smith

— ERWIN TAKES NUMBER 1 FOR THE FATTEST BOOTY IN THE SERVEY CORPS ‼️

— Hear me out guys. Erwin’s butt is just hella fat, it’s plump, nice and rounded, AND DAMN DOES IT BOUNCE

— His ass gives a jiggle with every step he takes it’s actually insane. Like it’s practically a bouncy ball

— DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE RECOIL IF YOU SMACKED IT.

— There would be ripples like water and I mean ripples.

— Everyone is very aware that Erwin has a fatty except for Erwin himself. He’s not completely clueless but he just doesn’t think much about it yk

— “My butt is a lot bigger then everyone else. That’s odd” and then bro will move on with his day. Like it’s only a split thought he has had

— If you ever grabbed Erwin’s ass the fat would literally be leaking through your fingers. Good god

— I’m sorry y’all but even with all this ass Erwin definitely does not know how to shake it. I’m not even sure if he knows what throwing it back is-

— So this man is just walking around with a weapon basically. Erwin’s ass could take lives

— PUT YOUR HEARTS UP FOR DA ASS 🫡

Reiner Braun

— He’s not completely caked up like Erwin but he’s not flat. His ass is most definitely fat but in its own way

— Like Reiner has a very sculpted ass and it’s beautiful (making me tear up just thinking about it). It’s muscular and strong and big

— If you laid on it, it wouldn’t be pillow worthy but it would be a nice and a solid base for you to lay your head down on and have a good nap

— Like his ass is not soft at all but if you grabbed that shit. You would get the absolutely perfect hand full of his ass.

— It would absolutely amazing to squeeze BUT SLAPPING IT??? OH MY GOD.

— Because Reiner’s butt is so firm there isn’t any recoil but the sound it makes is absolutely delicious. Plus the feeling against your hand would have you die and rise to heaven

— Reiner has a very smackable ass. He’s the type of person where if he walks by your like “Damn I just wanna touch it”

— I would argue that Reiner has the best ass to smack out of the whole survey corps. LORD I WOULD LOVE TO SMACK HIS ASS

— Anyways Reiner doesn’t know how to throw it back but he makes up for it by putting himself in the most compromising positions and if there’s anyone near they go absolutely crazy.

— Reiner bent over to tie his shoe? WHAM! Reiner laying on his stomach some where? WHAM! Shit Reiner could just be standing minding his own business. WHAM!

— 10/10 would 100% recommend smacking Reiner’s ass

Annie Leonhart

— Annie does in fact have a fatty and it’s literally drop dead gorgeous. Like damn

— Her booty is nicely sculpted, it’s round, it’s hella fat, and it’s plush like a pillow. You could have yourself a nap on that thing

— Plus it jiggles. It jiggles.

— Shit be having recoil with every step she takes. She could kill a man with that bounce.

— The thing is her booty is small. Like it literally has all the qualities of a perfect booty it’s just not big enough to enjoy fully. So one person at a time (this is to the Annie fans)

—‼️‼️ITS ALL OKAY THOUGH BECAUSE WE APPRECIATE ALL BOOTY SIZES HERE ‼️‼️

— Truthfully Annie doesn’t know how to throw it back and she probably doesn’t fully know what it means

— However she won’t let anyone know that. She makes everyone believe she knows exactly what they are talking about

— Annie has such a remarkably smackable ass but sadly she’ll genuinely kill you and hide the body if anyone even laid a hand on her, especially her booty

—THIS IS A WARNING: Do not smack her ass if your wish to see another day and want the cops to be able to find your body.

— GUYS DONT TAKE MY WARNING LIGHTLY. IM OUT HERE TRYNA SAVE LIVES ✊🏽

Bertholdt Hoover

— Bertholdt is like on the very edge of fatty ground. Like brotha barely made it but he’s in there.

— He’s real close to nothing but bones but there is in fact fat there

— Like if you gave that thing a smack your hand is still gonna sting but the blow is slightly cushioned

— HOWEVER Bertholdt has a very odd shaped butt. It’s not rounded or inverted it’s just very square

— like I said before men already have usually square butts but his is on a whole nother level of being shaped like a square and it’s just boxy in general

— blud could put a cardboard box on his butt and it would just fit perfectly 💀

— Another thing is we all know Bertholdt is anxious most of the time and a habit he’s gained is clenching his buttcheeks from nerves-

— It’s not his fault. He just unconsciously does it and he’s done it so much it’s become an instinct at this point.

— He can’t help it guys :(

—Bertholdt most definitely does not even know what throwing it back is and doesn’t wanna find out

— He’s fine with living his life without ever trying to throw it back. If he did know he would probably be too shy to do it in front of people anyways

This is probably the last one of the butt posts I’m going to do because me and my friend didn’t really talk about any other characters

However if you wanna see what we believe a certain character from AOT’s butt looks like just put it in my requests

I’ll try my best to get to them all 🫡

Link to part 1

[scott-pilgrim-irl]

heres rhe fic guys

The hands of a villian.

2.somethingk words idk

first fic who dis?

*^♡^*

you were sitting in your cabin with your best friend, annabeth. she was talking about percy, whilst you were drawing a portrait of a tree. she then stopped talking and looked outside, worried about her you put down your pencil and paper and looked where she was looking, but you saw nothing. you started to draw again and she started talking again.

^~♡~^

later that day, you and annabeth went down to go to dinner, and you were shocked because sitting right across from you was luke castellan, which he wasn't supposed to be there. after everything he did, he was supposed to be dead. cause a titan war, become kronos, die while being kronos? how is he still here? you wondered to yourself, then you thought back to you and his relationship before he turned on the camp, you both were so loving to eachother. you dont really understand what happened.

^*~*^

after dinner, you went back to your cabin still in a state of constant confusion and shock. seeing your ex, who is supposed to be dead, still at the camp? after he betrayed the whole camp? after all of that? he wasn't even supposed to be alive. you went to your bed and settled down for the night, but of course. soon enough you heard a knock on your cabin door, you pretended to be asleep. but of course curiosity got the best of you. you decided to walk to the door and open it. and standing right in front of you, was luke castellan. still as handsome as before. maybe a little paler but still handsome.

^*✪*^

! smut!

you told him to come in, he spoke to you. "hey, y/n. im sorry about everything and what i did. i wanna continue what we had before this, please." you looked at him in a state of shock. you couldn't believe what he just said, but you took the pleading,wrongly you could say. a few minutes later, he was on his knees infront of you. choking on your cock and moaning around it. "good boy." you spoke loudly. thrusting your hips onto him. each time he tried to take his mouth off your cock or stop bobbing, you smacked his face. then with one final thrust in his mouth, you came down his throat. then you said "we're not done yet, slut."

;**;

!SMUT!

you pulled him over to your bed, signaling for him to be on his back, you took some lube out of your drawer. you took it and put it on your fingers, slowly to teased around his rim circling it, then slowly you pushed in. he let out a sharp moan and you took your other hand and put a slap to his ass. then he whimpered. then you slowly pulled your finger out and put two in. you started curling them and making him let out little pleads and moans, such as "please y/n,go faster." "nggh- please!" and others. you quickened the pace, as he was near his orgasm from just your fingers you pulled them out. you heard a slight whimper from the sudden loss then uncapped the lube and spread it on your growing cock. then you teased him again, you put only the tip in. waiting for him to plead and beg for it, he did, when you were satisfied, you pushed in. slowly, you inched yourself in, until you were fully in then quickly pulled back out then in again. till you were steadying a pace. making him moan loudly with little nghs and ahs here and there you quickly fastened your pace, making him eager. making him spit out little "oh!"s and "ngh!"s. you started getting sloppy with it while you were nearing your orgasm, you leaned down and put your hand on his cheek and started to kiss him, not politely but hungrily. you were touch starved, for his lips. you felt his hands find their way around your neck and you swallowed his moans. then with one final thrust you came, deep inside him, riding out your orgasm, he came right after, spurting out long streams of cum, knowing it was probably the hardest you made him cum. after, you pulled out and layed beside him.

+**+

you got up while still sore, you asked him if he wanted to shower and wanted to get cleaned, he said sure. after the shower, you both cuddled until you fell asleep, the next morning you both woke up, sore as ever. but still, went to breakfast, annabeth kept asking you questions about why you were limping, if you were hurt, if she should get will, and other things but you just told her it was just some pains from getting older. luke as well, got asked those questions. you both looked at eachother all day and giggled while being asked questions. after today, he was gone again. probably forever, but he did leave a note, "wanna do this again sometime?".

hmmm yeah the end

[justevelynnnn]

Armin if he was 🖤Goth🖤

Notes: Got this cool idea in my head abt a grown up version of asot armin 🤔 (it’s really cause i saw these pictures on pinterest tho) if u don’t know what asot is it stands for A slap on titan which is parody type series on youtube. 👍🏾👍🏾 but sorry if this isn’t quite accurate to what being goth is like i’m honestly still in my baby’s bat phase so i don’t know much 😭😭

Context: Modern Asot!Armin x Fem Goth!reader

Warnings: mention of ritual attempts but that’s it

- You first saw him in middle school on the first day of 8th grade. This new blond kid just transferred in and everyone was excited to meet him!

- Well that didn’t last long.

- While you weren’t present but apparently he started spewing crazy things and started talking to himself (or a cat, everyones stories was different) and while he did good in class teachers didn’t appreciate his out bursts.

- People were QUICKLY frightened and bothered by him. He had no friends.

- You were dipping your toes into the whole gothic subculture yourself at the time but you weren’t too interested. However it seemed this new kid was in love with the whole thing. He wore all black all the time, sometimes a bit of eyeliner. He had the whole vibe to him.

- So something about him interested you.

- However, before you got the chance to go up to him, he ended up getting expelled and put in a mental hospital for attempting to perform a ritual on a 6th grader? Yikes.

- He made the news and that’s when you learned his name. Armin…

- As the years went by you slowly forgot about him. But how could you fully? He was your craziest story to tell to friends. A funny and wacky memory to reflect on.

- Now you are in your 2nd year of college. You have decided while you aren’t fully goth(at least you thought) you liked the idea and did get into some of the music and fashion but you stuck to causal clothes most days. And you never got into the heavy makeup you see most goths wear. You learned it’s more about the music anyways which helped.

- You had a slight fascination with darker things and had to constantly tell people you aren’t depressed even if you looked the part.

- One day, while in the library looking for an Edgar Allen Poe book for your book report you accidentally bumped into a slightly taller boy.

- “Sorry! My bad-“

- You realized as you looked at his face…well, did you realize? Is this him?

- “It’s fine.” The boy quietly replied.

- Oh.

- He had blond hair…blue eyes… this could be any white boy honestly. Plus his hair was shorter? And he looked more….put together? He wore a plain brown suit get up with polished brown loafers.

- “Is something the matter?” He asked looking at you.

-“Sorry…i’m sorry you just look.. familiar?” You say squinting your eyes slightly but you realized you might be acting weird so you start to go around him after apologizing again.

- However, before you can…

- “Let me guess. You remembered the crazy, sadistic boy from your childhood and i look like him.” He says stopping you.

- You slowly nod.

- “Yeah, well, it was me.” He looked away for a second. Possibly embarrassed?

- “Armin? Well, you clean up..nice…” You say taking in his appearance once again.

- “Well, a few years of a mental hospital and therapy can do that….” He chuckled. “I see you’re looking for an Edgar allen book too?”

- “Yeah…we get to choose and author and analyze their writing style for my English 2020 class….” You say looking at the shelf.

- “Mhm…I did that last year.”

- “Can i ask what happened to you?” You say abruptly.

- “Y’know…I’d rather talk about that over some coffee.” Armin says laughing once again. “If you don’t mind?”

- This Armin was a now refined gentleman. He leads you to a small coffee shop on campus after helping you pick a book. He even holds the door open for you. From what you remember he used to spit at girls, asking them bizarre personal questions, now he’s holding open doors and pulling your chair out.

- After you two get coffee he tells you everything.

-“So after the therapy and being in a crazy house for years they finally broke me. I started talking about my feelings and whatever and how my when my parents died i lost it and my grandpa wasn’t paying attention to me and blah blah blah. And i guess it was just a phase…well not fully.”

- “How so?” You say sipping on the coffee you got.

- “Well, i may not look it, but i consider my self to be a bit…how do you say..gothic?” He smirks.

- “Yeah i never would’ve guessed. You look more dark academia like.”

- “I don’t dress in all black all the time, you know it’s more about- “

- “The music?” You interrupt.

- Armin smiles. “Yes. Exactly. How did you know? Unless…”

- You smile a bit while nodding your head. Well here’s finally someone you can be yourself around! Everyone else either thought you were weird or a poser. Most just ignored you.

- After that day you and Armin start hanging out. He shows you his room which had many gothic band posters on them like Sisters of mercy posters and Siouxsie and the banshees posters and other plain ones with just bats on them. His room was a bit dark also being mostly black and gray and brown.

- You two loves making goth like inside jokes or thrifting for new accessories or even weird things.

- Armin liked to collect really weird things like taxidermies bugs and mini skulls or halloween themed things.

- He was also a night owl but he had to be awake in the day too so he did end up having slight eyebags and a constant yawn.

- He was really serious about looking presentable though. So as a result he normally just drink a dark coffee everyday. You tried it once and immediately spit it out. “This is so BITTER!?” You say in disgust.

- “Like pure caffeine.” He says taking his cup back and smiling.

- Sometimes you’d two match outfits or at least tried to coordinate them.

- People started to think you two were dating at one point. You never thought of Armin like that but the idea didn’t hurt…

- Sometimes armin tells stories from his past. Explaining how he thought he was a “crimson king” for a while or how he’d sacrifice animals like squirrels. He seems horrified with his old self but not horrified to the point where he can’t laugh about it.

- He was your favorite gothic person now honestly🖤🖤

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Get to Know Me tag

Ultimate Addition

Been tagged with multiple versions of this. Will do this all in one.

And maybe this will be the definitive version.

Thanks to: @herrmannhalsteadproduction here, @sleepywriter00 here, @mk-writes-stuff here and here, @dyrewrites here, @infinnative here, @buffythevampirelover here, and @mysticstarlightduck here.

Tagging @illarian-rambling @gottestod-writes @cowboybrunch @blind-the-winds @uninspired-platypuss @little-peril-stories @loopyhoopywrites @its-on-site @aalinaaaaaa @randomlettrrsqqssfxwcvhxnqbwriro @thepeculiarbird + anyone else

(y'all don't have to do all of these - pick one. Honestly you can do all of them but like...only if you really want to)

Version 1

Last Song - Driving the Last Spike (Genesis)

Currently Watching - Star Trek Voyager in my trek marathon, still have a little bit of Phineas and Ferb to rewatch, MythBusters, Whose Line is it Anyway, The Bad Batch as it comes out, and I keep forgetting the last bit of Hamster and Gretel is on D+ rip

Three Ships - uhhh the least controversial I feel will be Robin/Starfire (Teen Titans), Kirk/Spock (Star Trek), and Dakota/Cavendish (Milo Murphy's Law)

Favorite color - T E A L 🩵💚 it slaps. Btw this: 🩵 is not teal but it's the emoji that pops up when I type teal wtf teal is GREENER that's like cyan which also has the same emoji I'm sick of people calling light blue teal

Currently reading - beta reading Whispers by @magic-is-something-we-create and making my way through Purple Hyacinth on Webtoon

Currently consuming - uh just woke up will have my coffee in a bit

Place of birth - Earth

Currently location - pretty sure it's Earth

Last movie - True Lies (first time watching)

Version 2

Are you named after anyone? No my mom was sick of the family name she was given so revolted against peer pressure.

When was the last time you cried? Uhh couple days ago got caught in traffic due to an accident and went a separate way only to find myself on the feeder road with more traffic from another accident so I had to pull into a Jaguar parking lot before I got full a panic attack

Do you have kids? No please dear God. Future students are my kids.

What sport do you/have you played? Soccer when I was like in kindergarten.

Do you sarcasm? See next answer

What's the first thing you notice about someone? That they exist

Eye color? Brown

Scary movie or happy ending? These aren't opposites?? Scary movies have happy endings! So happy endings.

Any talents? Uh, writing, I guess. Media analysis. I can read fast. I'm Gen Z and can write in cursive. I kick ass at the puzzle match mini game on Wii Party.

Where were you born? *Double checks* yeah still Earth

Hobbies? Writing, reading, watching TV, scrolling through Tumblr, media analysis, watching YouTube, daydreaming, listening to music, useless data analysis

Any pets? Two cats

Height? 5'4

Favorite subject? ELAR (reading/writing) that's why I want to teach it

Dream job? See above

Version 3

Currently reading - answered this above

Last song - I'm doing this on a different day (sorry) and now it's Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Queen)

Currently watching - said above

Current fic - uh I'm just reading the stuff I already said

Current hyperfixation - brain recently has been toggling between Phineas and Ferb, Teen Titans (2003), Avatar The Last Airbender, Megamind, and my WIP The Secret Portal so uh pick one

Favorite color - T E A L

Sweet/spicy/savory - I guess savory but yeah depends on mood

Relationship status - happily dating ❤️

Last thing I Googled - Ming-Na Wen (wanted to know her age. She's 60)

Song stuck in my head - currently Somebody To Love (Queen - was listening to the greatest hits)

Favorite food - my dad's food, specifically his Cincinnati chili and his cake

Dream trip - New Zealand or Tokyo

Version 4

(highlight what describes you)

APPEARANCE

Dark hair* // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don't often smile// I am pleased with how I look // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

*up for debate

ACTIVITIES/INTERESTS

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami* // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with friends // I travel during work or school breaks // I can do a handstand

*with instructions and not well

RELATIONSHIPS

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year// I have a crush* // I have a friend I've known for ten years // my parents are together // I have dated my best friend+ // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long distance relationship^ // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

*does my gf count as a crush? I still act like it lol

+am dating

^i think this is referring to romance but I do have other friends in other states

SEASONS

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise* // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

*I think once could be making that up

Take your bets if I'm an outdoorsy person (nope)

MISCELLANEOUS

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote // I like the smell of Sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower* // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed+ // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least 3 dogs

*quietly

+used to

EDIT: I've decided to add onto this post whenever I get a new get to know me tag, so from here on out this was not in the original post

Version 5

I'm over 5'5 / I wear glasses or contacts (glasses) / I have blonde hair / I often wear sweatshirts (I think some of them count?) / I prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / I have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports (was in soccer in kindergarten haha) / I play an instrument (used to, violin) / i know more than one language (I know some ASL but I've forgotten most of it... ) / I can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / I have never dated anyone / I have a best friend that I have known for over five years (Cado, how has it been seven years almost????) / I am an only child

Version 6

Last song: as of answering this, technically I watched Psych so the theme song!

Favorite color: you should know this at this point in the post

Currently watching: Psych like I said, also Star Trek Voyager and a few on the side still (see above)

Sweet/spicy/savory: see Version 3

Current obsession: ...Psych but also my WIPs :)

Last thing I googled: thesaurus because I was doing the @sipofsnips and didn't have the word this morning

Favorite season: they all suck but I'll go with fall

Skill I'd like to learn: I want to draw good

Best advice: "thinking about it counts as working on it" because it's changed my outlook on how much I get done in a day, "progress is progress" for similar reasons but more general, and generally that if you burn yourself out trying to do everything nothing gets done

Woo! This was a LOT holy shit. Hope you know more about me!

Version 7

A scent you love: ooh cookies baking smells wonderful

Something you're looking forward to this week: finals finished yesterday which means more free time for me! I get to catch up on reading and writing!!

Currently reading: beta for Whispers by @magic-is-something-we-create WHICH I CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO WOOOO

Currently playing: not a video game person sorry - but I've been occasionally picking at mobile games like Animal Restaurant

Most recent movie: uh... When did I last watch a movie?? I think it was True Lies?? First time watching. Wasn't expecting it to be as chaotic as it was.

Current show: Star Trek Voyager and Psych! Partially rewatch/first time watching every episode and total rewatch respectively! I've not seen either since middle school so this is super exciting

Favorite season: autumn because it's starting to get cooler and pollen isn't everywhere

Recently learned: took a life in the universe class this semester and learned a lot about life in the universe (obviously) and while I have mixed feelings about the class MAN the content was fascinating

Water intake: currently drinking water like always :) । have to pee

[tiktokonaclock]

The Siren and The Demon Chapter 10

Zenet was feeling guilty about everything. She was, truly. She was feeling like she had used him, exploited his trust, betrayed him. But that was before.

Under all the rage and sorrow, she was relieved. Because everything she had done, and everything she would do in the future was now justified.

From now on, she would do whatever she needed to do.

The seats were all occupted. She needed to push someone out to get a seat for herself among titans.

And she was not afraid of pushing the others out anymore. She had the necessary driving force now. Something had snapped inside of her, to the point of no return. And she was glad. She was ready.

"Zenet you are scaring me.”

“Why?”

“You are looking at me weird.”

"I am thinking.”

“Thinking about what? Murder?"

A small smile appeared on her lips.

“No, Contestir. I am not thinking about murder. At least not yet.”

Her phone's ringtone made her flinch. She took it out of her jacket's pocket.

"How did it go?" Barodius’ voice was full of curiosity. She would never Imagine the Emperor of Gundalia being so interested in petty drama.

“It went spectacular." She answered with a sarcastic tone, "I called him a son of a bitch and he slapped me across the face. A loving and doting relationship, y' know.”

There was silence Then a slow “What?"

“A total heart- to-heart. It was so wholesome.”

“Are you making fon of me, Zenet?”

"No, I am 100% real with you right now.”

“He beat you? Really?"

“Yeah. You could tell his fortune by looking at my face right now."

“Hey I-" He hesitated. “I am really sorry. I put you in that situation. I shouldn't have.”

“Am I hallucinating or is the Emperor of Gundalia apologizing to me right now?” She puffed. “Was the brain concussion that bad?"

Barodius laughed slowly. “Don’t worry, you are not.”

Zenet heard the footsteps first. And the breathing next.

“Okay dude. Let's… let's meet up. ls coffee good? Yes we have a lot to catch up on don't we?”

“Gill walked in? You can't talk?”

“Yes. Yeah, totally.”

“Okay, got it. Talk to you soon.”

“Alright, see you there. Bye!” She hung up and put the phone back in her pocket. She didn't furn to look at Gill when he asked: "Who was that ?"

“You gotta stop being so nosey.”

He sighed and walked towards her. Then he sat down next to her on the stairs.

"It was my friend. She said after he settled in his Seat, "From the Orphanage.”

“Okay.” Gill answered. His Voice was unsure and low as a whisper.

Zenet needed to get into his house if she wanted to collect any cues for Barodius. And she needed to make peace with Gill if she wanted to be re- invited.

“I am sorry.” She said and turned to him. "I- I shouldn't have said those things.”

Gill was shocked to see his hot headed daughter be so mature to apologize first, but he didn't get suspicious.

“It's alright. " He Said. "You are still very young. It is normal for you to make such mistakes.”

Seriously? She thought, You will play the wise and noble father instead of apologizing for slapping me across the face? You son of a-

“Can I still come over to your house tonight?"

Gill smiled, "Of course you can.” He slowly got on his feet. "Come on. We are about to land,”

"Uh- dad? Zenet asked, lowering her tone. “Yes?"

“I didn't do anything to make the empenor look out for me.”

“Then why did he do it?"

“I don't know. But if I had to guess I would say he thought my shapeshifting ability could be useful for him.”

Gill paused and looked away. “Makes sense." He took a small breath and turned to her. “What do you want for dinner?"

Zenet smiled. " Can you make the chicken soup we had last time?”

“Sure.”

“What is this place?"

Kazarina asked curiously as the door slided down behind her.

“This is a top secret lair I had built." Nurzak tilted his head, “Back in the day.”

Kazarina arched her eyebrows. “Without anyone poticing? That's pretty impressive.”

Nurak let aut a small laugh. “You know how us sharks are. We want it, we get it.”Kazarina put her palms on the counter and pulled her body up, sitting on it. She crossed her legs as she Watched Nurzak light up fire place.

“It got romantic in here."She smiled. “Have you ever brought a girl here? Be honest.”

He started to laugh as she said “Yes you did! Oh my god!"

“No didn’t!”

“Then why are you laughing?!”

“Because you are laughing!”

“Because it is funny!”

"Okay, stop it.” He put his hands up in a surrendering manner. “We are here for business. Not for giggles.”

“Oh come on. As long as they don't hear us from outside, it is fine.”

“About that, you don't have to worry.” Nurzak pointed at her. "This room has 100% sound insulation.

“Wow." Kazarina looked around and turned her head to the ceiling on which the warm light of the fireplace was dancing. "You really tor thought of everything.” She gulped. "Anyway. Speaking of business. I plan on hypnotizing more than half of the emperor's soldiers.”

“Why not all?"

"If would be an overload.”

@Okay then, Let me rephrase the question.” He Said as He pulled his chair closer to Kazarina and looked up at her. “Why don't you Just hypnotize Barodius and Gill and get on with it?"

She locked eyes with him. "Because I want both of them to be completely aware of the fact that they lost everything to me. I want to see those face expressions." She smirked. “An easy Victory? Where is the fun in that?"

Nurzak arched his eyebrows. “I like your enthusiasm. "

“Are you reassured of my layalty now?” She shrugged. "Maybe you had some doubts about me before.”

He smiled, "I am reassured, my little witch.”

Meeting, Throne room.

Barodius was as Just as scepticle as he was in real life while texting.

Kazarina walked into the throne room to only find Gill and Barodius. So she supposed this to be a short discussion.

She made an appropriate bow. “Sire.” “Welcome, Kazarina. Get into your spot so we can begin.”

She climbed upstairs as she held her skirts above her ankles to Keep her from tripping. The emperor Could not See the Mischievous look a She sent Gill. Gill however, had to keep a straight Face. He knew the emperor would realize even the Smallest chance in his expression.

“We need to finalize our strategy on destroying the restored second shield.”Barodius brought up the topic directly.

"I could do it with the upgraded Exocor. How much longer untill it's ready, Kazarina ?”

" 3 days. 2 if we hurry.

“It was 3 days the last time we spoke, was it not, Kazarina?"

Gill Smirked. "Well, maybe it is because I was Kept busy with unrelated tasks.” Kazarina answered with a Sarcastic tone.

“So you do accept that it is your fault that we hove not progressed at all?”

“Maybe if I had co-workers sufficent enough to take my place on the expedition duty we would be launching the attack right now."

“Well, it is entirely your fault that the second Shield is restored in the first place, so…”

“Is there a way to reverse time and change the past? No. We have no other choice but to fix the Sitation and instead of working on that you are busy with…”

“You can't put the blame on me-“

“You are as Immature and petty as a fire year old-"

“You two seemed So happy last night.” Barodius' thick voice cut right in. "I had thought you would leave this bickering behind you.”

Kazarina's long fingers pointed at him as if she was asking a question. “He started it.” "I do not care who started it Kazarina. You will need to continue fighting like a married couple elsewhere.

Kazarina made a disappraving sound upon hearing the words Married couple. “If he was my husband I would put arsenic in his coffee, sire.”

Gill smiled, way too brightly. “If she was My wife I would drink it, sire.”

Barodius turned his head to the ceiling like he is asking god to grant him patience. “Kazarina. Can you draw your design for Exocor in a few sketches so I can see? I can’t visualize it with only the descriptions.”

“Of course Sire.”

Kazarina could draw? Gill hadn’t known that before, Or perhaps he simply did not care. Selective perception.

"Gill?"

It was her voice that brought his attention bock to the throne room. She looked deep into his eyes as she Spoke.

“We need to examine your battle gear as well. Can you bring it to The lab after the meeting?" She tilted her head as if she was inviting him to her side. So I can... have a look at it?”

He nodded with a completely poker face.

Kazarina checked the time on her watch. "It is almost 2 pm so can you meet me there at 2.30 ?”

“Works for me.”

Half an hour. It should be enough to Freshen up a bit.

She thanked herself for having a stock of all the essentials in the bathroom of her lab.

She brushed her teeth, used mouth wash and re-applied her make -up. Then she put on her perfume and took off her hair tie, letting her hair flow through her shoulders. She put her fingers through it to give Some volume.

She heard the door of the lab sliding up and back down. Her heart was racing in her chest. She looked at herself in the mirror One last time before leaving the bathroom.

Gill Smirked as their eyes locked at each other.

"Arsenic, huh? He said, taking slow steps towards her direction. She nodded. "And what would your approach be?”

Gill leaned closer to her ear. “Something more direct.” His right hand found its place on her neck once again. His fingers wrapped around her throat. "Because you look so prety like this.”

Kazarina's hand held the fingers on her neck, "Come with me.”

She turned around and started to pull him deeper into the laboratory. Finally, she took him in a room and closed the door behind them.

The room was extremely plain; with only the cabinets filled with chemicals and a long table, which Gill assumed was for examination. The room smelled like a hospital and it was mostly dark, the only source of light being the window.

Gill lifted her by the armpits and put her on the table easily.

She perched on the table with a smile on her face, swinging her feet.

Gill stood in front of her. She looked into his eyes to see the burning desire come back to life again. He put his palms on the table and leaned closer, capturing her lips in a hungry kiss.

Kaxarina s hands glided over his chest for a while before curling behind his neck. She pulled him ever closer as her nails scratched the area. Gill gasped slightly to the sensation. Then he put his hands on her thighs with a firm, yet gentle touch. He broke the kiss and leaned down to capture the long skirts of her dress. Then he lifted it up, revealing her legs completely. He kissed her once again as he stroked her thighs without any Coverage this time. He held her knees and wrapped her legs around his waist.

Kazarina Pulled him closer to her with her legs as his fingers moved to the upper side of her body, pulling the dress down to reveal the lacy lingerie she wore. He let out a low growl as she smirked. She held his chin to pull him into another Kiss as his fingers hooked under the thin straps, slawly sliding them down to her shoulders. As his lips moved to her collarbone, he pulled her even closer, until there was no space left between them. Kazarina’s head fell back, a moan escaping her lips. Her hands tugged the fabric of his pants, trembling as she shed the last barriers between them.

“Gill.” She gasped with desperation. "I need you.”

“I am here.” He murmured against her lips. “I am not goin anywhere.”

She gasped when she finally felt the sudden penetration. “Perfect.” she whispered, She pulled her head back for a Split Second to look at his face. He closed the gap between their lips shortly.

“Why do you always have to make things So difficult?" Gill gasped between kisses, his hands gripping her waist.

“Maybe I just like seeing you lose Control.” Kazarina whispered.

Another gasp escaped her lips when he pulled her hair down to reveal her long neck to him. “You think have the upper hand dont you?" Kazarina asked, her voice breathy.

“Always-“

His mischievous smirk froze on his face as he heard the Footsteps echo on the marbel Floor of the lab, "Did you hear that?” He whispered in panic.

“Kazarina?”

They heard Nurzak’s voice calling her. Loud, clear and from a quite short distance.

[melishade]

Elita-1 and Megatron are gonna have to talk at some point and I imagine it going one of three ways:

-Elita giving Megatron an earful of why he's the shittiest person to ever exist and should just die already.

-Elita strikes Megatron at least once, like a slap or a punch, and says a sick burn that has everyone's jaw on the floor.

-Elita beating Megatron within an inch of his life, but only because Optimus stopped her from killing him.

Either way, Megatron's not getting out of this unscathed, and the Survey Corp will get a good show out of it.

Previous Episode of the Beloved Timeline

That one ask I did about Elita and Optimus

...Oh @justawannabearchaeologist! @echoblaze5! I'm bringing up the conversation we had! I was laughing so much over this topic with them when I brought it up and their comments were golden!

So we are going to pick up right where we left off where Elita decides to introduce herself to the Survey Corps. And while Optimus is fond of humans and Megatron hates them, Elita is definitely...in between those two options. Sure she gets that Optimus cares for them and wants to protect them, but they have tried to kill her in the past, and they look eerily similar to the titans that were outside the walls. She is also aware that Eren was the titan she tried to kill the night she found Optimus, and she doesn't really no about how helpful that's supposed to be? And on top of the fact that it's been 20 years since she's actually talked to a sentient being...

It's hard for her to make a good first impression on the Survey Corps, initially. They noticed that she is actively tense when introducing herself while trying to be as polite as possible. Some of the Survey Corps don't notice this, especially Hanji, as they are just asking her questions and are just so excited to meet this elusive Cybertronian. Levi picks up the fact that something is off because he has to know how to read people. Eren knows because she has a similar expression the night they first met: kind of tired but getting ready to defend herself.

But Hanji and a few others are asking her so many questions: What did she do on Cybertron before the war? How did she meet Optimus? What can she transform into? What's with the sword on her back? Elita is a little overwhelmed, but ends up talking about her role in overthrowing the Quintessons.

"What are the Quintessons?" Armin asked her.

"A giant, fused form of five helms, with tendrils, and they could fly," Elita explained as best as she could.

"Flying heads?!" Jean nearly gagged.

"Were they back to back or something?" Hanji asked in confusion.

"Actually, they were," Elita answered, "And they rotated to indicate which head was talking first...I'm sorry, is this too much?"

"No. No. Keep going. I am intrigued," Hanji smiled.

So now with Elita talking about her time overthrowing a tyrant allows for a little more bonding and puts Elita at ease and makes the Survey Corps think she's really cool. Levi doesn't know if he should feel relieved or annoyed that Optimus kind of looks like a love struck idiot. Well...considering what he had to deal with before their coup, it was probably better to have him happier for once. He needed it.

...And then Megatron makes the unfortunate miscalculation of showing the hell up. Because Megatron thought that Optimus might be alone at this moment to talk to him, but he underestimated that Elita would be willing to introduce herself to the Survey Corps today because she had been understandably standoffish. Now, Megatron is here. Elita is here. The Survey Corps is noticing that there's some tension in the air and Optimus is ready to jump in and intervene.

"Elita," Optimus warned her.

But Elita's sights are dead set on Megatron. And Eren is recognizing that look of murderous intent and also recognizing that look of fear on Megatron. No words are said in this moment, but the Survey Corps are surprised when Megatron's, the gladiator that fears nothing, takes a step back.

And it's enough for Elita to fucking rush him, pull out her sword, and tackle him to the ground! And the Survey Corps get front row seats to Elita's battle prowess and fury as she's throwing curse words in Cybertronian while giving Megatron a run for his money. Megatron is able to defend himself, but the Survey Corps sees that he's panicking. Optimus is trying so hard to break it up but he cannot get in the middle of this.

"Holy fucking shit!" Connie is laughing in disbelief.

"Should we...stop this?" Armin wasn't sure how to respond in this situation.

Levi placed a hand in front of Armin. "Fuck. No. Hanji, get my favorite wine."

"Ooo~. This must be a very special occasion," Hanji smiled with delight.

A few minutes later, Levi is just sipping wine with an amused smile while watching this shit go down. Hanji is furiously taking notes. Some of the Survey Corps are cheering Elita on with the others are making bets at how long Megatron can outlast Elita before Optimus can somehow break this up. Because Elita's been on her own for a while and has manifested that feral energy. On top of that, she literally went through hell because of Megatron. She despises him. With every fiber in her being!

Optimus has to beg Eren to help break up this fight because he can't do it on his own and Eren can regenerate! And Eren is just yelling 'Hell, no!' Eren is absolutely terrified of her. Eren is demanding Optimus just do it himself because he's that scared and Optimus is giving a look of 'Well how do you think I feel?!'

Eren does ultimately get involved and tackles Megatron out of the way of a killing blow while Optimus managed to physically restrain Elita. The Survey Corps do get a good look at Megatron's injuries and some do look fucking fatal, but Elita is still fighting against Optimus and is actually dragging Optimus with her as she tries to get to Megatron. Optimus tells Megatron to run, and Megatron has no choice but to fly away.

This is the best day of Levi's life. Nothing can top this.

Optimus lets go of Elita and forces her to look at now the air is tense, because the two are now arguing over something in their native tongue, no doubt about Megatron. The Survey Corps definitely do feel awkward about looking at this go down. They both seem to let it go for now, but it's still rather tense. And then Elita remembers the humans, and oh no they are probably scared of her now. She's ready to apologize but-!

"No," Levi spoke, holding up a hand in response, "Don't apologize for jack shit."

"You weren't-"

"Anyone who wants to kill Megatron like that is an ally in my book," Levi declared.

And the Survey Corps just like her even more now, which only confuses Elita even more, but she does give a rather subtle look to Optimus that clearly states they are going to talk later.

Later, Hanji can’t help but be so excited at all the new information that she’s learning today and won’t shut up about it. Money is being passed around in regards to the bet and Eren…can’t help but think back to the arguing and Elita’s hatred of Megatron. How big of a problem was that going to be?

And Optimus and Elita are having a heated discussion over it. Because Elita still cannot fathom the idea of working with him. Maybe when Megatron still held his ideals during his revolution, but not now. Not after poisoning the planet, messing with dark energon, and every single person that died because of him! Optimus has to reason with her about the few options that the island has for survival, but Elita retorts, knowing that even if Optimus has the resources, he still would’ve tried to appeal to Megatron. It does say a lot about Megatron’s character when the humans here are rooting for her to kick his ass!

And Elita is begging Optimus to not try this. Don’t try to appeal to Megatron because he’s rejected that hand in the past! He always has rejected peace! Why would Optimus even try? And Optimus tells her about Megatron saving Eren’s life. About how he chose to save the life of a human when he didn’t have to. And Optimus treasures Eren and it eats him up that he missed how distressed Eren was at all. And it’s a new revelation of Elita. Megatron saving the life of a species he thought was inferior.

Optimus solemnly asks her if she intends to leave because of this arrangement, and Elita is now angry at Optimus and grabs his face to force him to look her in the optics. She will not leave Optimus’ side. They are doing this together. But she is not going to be playing fair in any of this. She is not going to be nice to Megatron. She wasn’t going to forgive him. She will not be kind. He doesn’t deserve it. And Optimus needs to respect that because she needs a chance to process this. And Optimus does completely and apologizes about the circumstance.

Now Elita is extremely passive aggressive whenever Megatron was in the room. Her love for Optimus outweighs her hatred of Megatron. She doesn’t kill him, doesn’t injure him, but she does insult him and make threats. Levi and Elita have mutually beneficial hatred for Megatron and exchange insults to throw at him together.

(Thank you Justa and Echo for the commentary! Really helped when writing this!)

Also the vibe with Elita in this episode:

[isabelldrabbles]

Natasha Romanoff x Reader

Imagine: the couple watches Titanic and Natasha gets upset.

warnings: kinda sad at the end

———

You huffed and rolled your eyes at the scene that was currently playing on tv. Somehow, your girlfriend Natasha made you watch ‘Titanic’ on your movie night - she has never seen it before and insisted on learning about the popular film. You have regretted it since minute one, but you kept silent to not ruin the experience for her.

At least you kept silent until now. But the ship just sank and Rose was laying on the door, Jack drifting beside her in the cold water, and you couldn’t hold back your annoyed comments anymore.

‘I love you, Jack.’ Rose confesses on screen.

‘Really?! They know each other for like two days and-’ you sigh, ’she just could move on the door and make space for him. What the-’

Natasha slapped you lightly on the back of your head and urged you to be quit with calling out your name determinedly. ‘Fine.’ You mumbled and snuggled into the redhead’s embrace.

Only a couple minutes later the iconic promise scene played and you were fighting your tiredness to not fall asleep when you noticed Nat’s irregular breathing and heard a sniffle. You moved your head and searched Natasha’s eyes.

‘Awww, Tasha…’ You put your hands on her cheeks and tenderly wiped her tears away. She turned her head embarrassed and tried to hide her crying, but you couldn’t stay away when you heard her sobs. ‘Come here, Nat,’ you held your arms wide open, ‘please.’

Natasha rushed into the embrace and clutched onto you. She hid her face in her neck and started crying hard, covering your shoulder in warm tears. After you rubbed her back and prepped kisses on her hair, your girlfriend finally seemed to calm down. You sat through the end of the movie and later you were getting ready for bed.

‘Leonardo Di Caprio made the Black Widow cry. You surprise me over and over.’ You teased her while putting on your pajamas. Natasha just watched you through the mirror and rolled her eyes.

‘Listen, Rose, you're gonna get outta here, you're gonna go on and you're gonna make lots of babies and you're gonna watch 'em grow.’ You quoted the movie exaggerated and made mocking moves while speaking your words. You changed your voice to imitate the other character. ‘I love you, Jack, but my body is co-’

‘Stop.’ You smiled at Natasha’s comment and motioned to get to her and hug her from behind - it was just then when you noticed Nat’s sad expression. ‘Please stop it.’

‘Oh Nat come on, i didn‘t mean to upset you, i was just joking.’

The redhead toweled her face down and scurried to the bed, not even looking at you. You sighed and turned around defeated. Natasha finished lotioning her hands and had already turned off her bedside lamp by the time you slipped under the covers.

You faced her in the dark and barely could make out her side profile before you searched for her hand on the blanket. When she didn’t pull away, you sighed in relief.

‘I’m sorry.’ You absently drew little circles on the back of her hand with your thumb, but she still stared at the ceiling. ‘What’s the matter with my girl?’

Finally, Nat turned to you and you could see her watery eyes.

‘Promise m-’

‘Nat, you can’t be serious.’ You laughed incredulously, but when Natasha stayed serious, your expression faltered. ‘Nat…’

‘Promise me that if something happens to me, you’ll survive. You won’t give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, and never let go of that promise.’

‘Natasha I-.. that’s a joke, right?.’

She just whispered your name and looked at you with pleading eyes.

You cursed yourself for the words you were about to say, but you knew Natasha wouldn’t let go if you didn’t do it. ‘I promise.’ You sighed and kissed her hand.

‘Thank you.’

-------

‘Am I supposed to say ‘Never let go’ now?’ You laughed ironically while stepping forward.

You laid her favorite flowers on the ground and raised your hand to run it over the letters that were engraved in the cold stone.

‘I love you, Nat.’

Hot tears streamed down your face, and you wished nothing more than to be able to hold her again.

That was the day you swore to yourself to never give a promise again.

[uglierdaikon]

I've decided this is going to be a tradition now so here's

My favorite books I read in 2023

(in no particular order)

"Siren Queen" by Nghi Vo

this book is so fucking cool. I said this list is in no particular order but this is without a doubt my favorite book I read this year. This book takes place in a fantasy version of Hollywood in roughly the 1920s-1940s. It has everything: deals with shady nonhuman creatures, fantasy violence, old Hollywood glamour, lesbians. What else do you need? Genuinely the most unique worldbuilding for a fantasy story I've ever seen. Please, if you only take one recommendation from me ever, take this one. The audiobook SLAPS also.

"The Empress of Salt and Fortune" by Nghi Vo

Shoutout to Nghi Vo because I genuinely didn't even realize both of these books were by the same author. Queen. Anyways. So you know how the movie Titanic is told through the lens of people hearing the story from Rose as an old woman? Similar set up but also not similar at all. A sort of nun/monk person on a mission of historical and anthropological chronicling comes to the long abandoned residence where a recently deceased empress once lived in exile. There, they meet the empress' personal maid. As the main character (I can't remember the name off the top of my head, sorry) goes through and archives artifacts from the home, they get to hear stories of the empress' early life in their kingdom as well as her time in exile leading up to her rise to power. I'm not selling this well but it's REALLY good and a very quick read.

"And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie

She's the queen of mystery for a fucking reason!!! This was apparently the year of Nghi Vo and Agatha Christie because Queen Agatha was the other author that just dominated my reading list. Anyways, the set up of this is that 10 people are lured to a mansion on a remote island and start getting killed off. I had a lot of fun trying to figure out who among them was The Killer (even though I ultimately failed to get it right).

"I'm Glad My Mom Died" by Jennette McCurdy

Look. Reading and loving this book in the year 2023 is not a unique experience. This book is a tough read in that a lot of really terrible things have happened to her, but I (like everyone else who's read it) need to give her a lot of props for her skill, frankness, and humor about writing this book, as well as just her strength for getting through all that. Go Jennette!

"Demon Copperhead" by Barbara Kingsolver

Reading and loving Demon Copperhead in 2023 is ALSO not a unique experience. It won awards for a reason. But I liked it so it goes on the list This is a modern take on David Copperfield that follows a boy from the Appalachians as he grows up in the foster system (and through the opioid crisis). I know that sounds bleak, but he's a character that you really wanna follow and root for, even at his lowest. It's a LONG book, but well worth every page in my opinion.

"The Monster of Florence" by Douglas Preston and Mario Spezi

One of the authors got kicked out of Italy for writing this book! Doesn't that already catch your interest???

Anyways, this is a nonfiction book. Half of it chronicles the twists and turns in the investigation of the still-unsolved Monster of Florence serial killer case (which is. Horrifying. To give fair warning). But it also delves into the corruption and mismanagement of the Florence police department, culminating in a frame job intended to make the authors keep their mouths shut about this case. It's definitely a creepy case, so if you don't have much of a stomach for true crime I'd skip this one, but I could not put this book down (figuratively - I listened to the audiobook, lol). I went on runs solely so that I would have more time to listen to it some days.

That concludes this list of 2023 book recommendations. Hope y'all enjoyed! See you again this time next year.

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My Captain

Star Trek Picard one-shot

Captain Liam Shaw x Reader (gender natural)

I wrote this rough draft over the span of two days, so hopefully it all makes sense.

You ran through the halls of the ship. Your feet slapping against the metal floor, and your heart beat hard as you pushed yourself as hard as you could to beat your previous time. The music from your earbuds blares into your skull in an attempt to drown out the sounds of everyone around you.

The promotion was yours. You had worked so hard the last year to move towards your future dream of one day becoming a Starfleet Captain. The only thing standing in your way was your current captain, Captain Liam Shaw.

It seemed as though he was doing everything in his power to keep you from moving out of your current assignment as bridge Science Officer for the U.S.S. Titan. All you wanted was to follow in your family's footsteps. Your last name was Archer after all.

As you rounded a curve in the hall, you noticed a shadow coming up from behind you. Turning your head slightly, you saw your Captain coming into stride beside you. "Seriously." You muttered and began to run faster. You had wanted to beat your old time and now he was going to mess that up for you, too.

Your increase of speed did not seem to deter him and he only seemed to increase his stride to match hers. This only made you run faster.

Seeing your end point in front of you, you pushed your legs out in wider strides and as you passed the finish line; you saw the wall console light up in green with your best time yet.

Quickly, you pulled out your earbuds and slammed your palms against the wall as you worked on steadying your breathing and bringing your heart rate back down.

"Good job Commander, that's a record for the ship." Captain Shaw said with a smile.

"Thank you, Captain." You responded. "Was there something you needed me for, Captain Shaw?"

"No. I just saw you running ahead and figured I would see if I could catch up." Your Captain said with a smile on his lips.

"Well, if that is all, Sir I'm going to go wash up." You stated as you stared at your Captain. "I'm l dismissed?"

"You were never at attention, Archer." He spoke with a light chuckle.

This was new, since when did the Captain crack jokes with you."Sorry Sir. I just assumed you required me for something."

"No. Although I had been wanting to speak to you about your application for the captain's program, and your request for transfer." Shaw stated as he folded his hands behind his back.

Crap, you had been caught. You had hoped that he wouldn't have been notified so quickly about her request for transfer. "Captain, I can explain."

"And ward love to hear it, perhaps over dinner tonight?"

"Of course Captain Shaw." You responded, slightly taken aback by his request.

"Good. My quarters say, nineteen hundred hours?" Without waiting for a response, he began to back away from her, a smile still on his face. "Don't be late and please dress casual."

You were at a loss for words, so you nod your head in response, and watch as he disappears around the corner and out of sight. You needed to talk to Seven.

Still in your running gear, you head for Commander Sevens room.

"Enter." Spoke Seven through the comm. The door to her room slid open, and you found your friend sitting on her couch looking at a data pad. "Archer?"

"He wants to have dinner with me!" You spoke as you entered the room and began to pace the empty space in front of seven. " He found out about the transfer, and now he wants to have dinner! Casual dress for dinner. You would think if he was going to court marshal me, he wouldn't care about a dress code."

Seven let out a laugh and placed the data pad down. "He is not going to court marshal you."

"He hates me, Seven. Captain Shaw has done everything in nis power to keep me from getting into the Captain's program. "

"Well, would have to agree with the Captain, because if you are really this blind you don't deserve your own ship."

You stop pacing the room and look at your friend. "What?"

"Captain Shaw likes you. "

"No, I'm pretty sure it is the opposite of that. He must think me incompetent."

"No Archer, he likes you. Like in the romantic sense."

"What?"

"The Captain doesn't want you to advance into the program because that would mean you would have to leave the Titan. Which would make it very hard to court you."

"No, Captain Shaw does not like me." You felt your heart give a lurch at the thought of your Captain liking you in a romantic sense.

"Oh hunny, that man has been in love with you from the moment you came on board."

"No." You sat yourself down on the couch. "No. He is to, to Captainy, to like someone like me."

"You pushed against all the rules, and that was just what he needed."

"Seven, what am going to wear?"

You stood outside the Captain's door. The nerves were taking hold of you and you were beginning to wonder why you let her talk you into wearing this. You had not worn anything this fancy in years. Pressing your hand to the console, you heard the bing and within seconds the 'whoosh' of the door opening.

Captain Liam Shaw came into view and he looked you up and dawn. "Archer, you look . . . " He paused and looked you over again this time slower. "You look amazing."

"You don't look so bad yourself, Captain." He was dressed like you had never seen before, dark blue jeans and tight fitted grey button down shirt. "Please, call me Liam. We are off duty." He motioned with arm for you to enter his quarters.

Stepping into the room, your heart began to pound against your chest as you for the first time realizing how attractive your Captain was. As you came to rest in the middle of the room, you took in your surroundings. The room was simple, filled with basic furniture and muted colours. There was a kitchen in his quarters, something that he must have requested as it was not something that was issued normally. Then there was the smell, a pleasant smell of something distinctly Liam, a spice and warmth that you knew from being around him on the bridge. There was something else too, like bacon and cream. That must be dinner.

"I'm glad you came." Said Liam as he made his way past her and into the kitchen. "I honestly wasn't sure you would say yes."

"Why would you think that?" You knew why though, while you were always civil and professional, you never mingled with your Captain like you did with many others on the ship in the year and a half you had been onboard.

Liam moved to stir the contents of a pan that was on the stove. "I'm not naïve to the fact that I can be prickly at times. At one point, I promise you I was charming."

You moved to follow the smells. Entering the kitchen space, you let a smile reach your lip. "Pricky is not the word they use in the mess hall."

"I bet it gets quite colourful." Laughed Liam. "So tell me, what words do you use?"

"Sir..."

"Liam." He spoke with a smile as he pointed the spatula at you.

"Liam, if you have heard something, I would like to apologize... "

"Sit."

You did as you were told and sat yourself down across from him at the small kitchen island.

"You requested for a transfer, why?" Liam moved about plating up food as your mind began to race, trying to formulate the right answer.

"I want to be a Captain."

"And you can't do that here?"

"Can I be Frank?" His response was that of a wave of his hand as he dished up their plates. "I didn't think you really liked me, and that would make it difficult to continue on the path of command."

"You called me a dick with a chair."

Your eyes grew wide, but as Liam placed a plate down in front of you, you relaxed. The smile on his face told you he found it amusing.

"I am a dick, with a chair that would like you to stay here, on my ship, so that I can prove to you that this is the place you want to be, that this is the family you want to learn with."

"Liam, Seven implied that perhaps this might be a date."

Liam held out a fork towards you. "And if it was?"

"Then I think I may have a good reason to stay."