#sorry i can't lie. i don't mind being undeserving of my paycheck. i'm the most wanted time thief of the west | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ducksbuttocks · 2 months ago

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also i'm in my mid 20s now i'm old enough to have this figured out. i simply have to accept that my ideal job is either self employment or working in one of those public administration offices where they give you a thousand benefits and a single daily 10 minute task that you just have to pretend takes you from 9 to 5 to finish. or ideally both at the same time so that i can have a lot of money to buy a million books and also take the whole month of august off <3

#sorry i can't lie. i don't mind being undeserving of my paycheck. i'm the most wanted time thief of the west #i'm NOT career driven and i do NOT wanna make work friends and i do NOT wanna take orders from anyone #and most importantly i do NOT wanna wake up at 6am for 5 days a week for the next 40/50 years i do NOT wanna be a zombie for most of my life #imagine being on your death bed thinking oh no i should've gone for that promotion COULDN'T BE ME!!#i'll be thinking i should've had more free time to read that book or rewatch that mediocre tv show from the early 2000s one more time #also i should've taken more naps #i'm broke but i'm free!! this cell (my bank account) may hold my physical form but my mind is free to read hurt/comfort fanfics forever!!!#(...)

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