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The Curious Case of Norma Fields (Anthony Lockwood x Lucy Carlyle)

Summary: The whole team is needed for a run-of-the-mill haunting at the glamorous London townhouse of retired supermodel Norma Fields.

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Chapter 4: A Ticking in the Dressing Room

“You were actually meant to wait for us, Lockwood,” George grumbled as he reached the top floor, panting a little with the exertion.

Lockwood was already distracted, rapier drawn as he swept each room.

“I heard something.”

“Even more reason to wait for us,” George retorted.

Behind him, Lucy drew her own blade.

“I swear you’re the last person to follow your own rules.”

At her words, Lockwood had the decency to look a little more scolded.

“Sorry guys. Where’s…”

“Death glow should be in the main dressing room,” George interrupted.

“Jesus,” Lucy grumbled, beating Lockwood to the door.

She kicked it open, rapier drawn. Lockwood recoiled at the brightness of the death glow, the outline of a man sprawled across the middle of the carpeted floor. Salt littered the room.

Lucy glanced back to see him sliding a pair of sunglasses on. Even George was squinting a little.

“Bright?” she threw back to them.

“Incredibly so.”

“Even George can see it,” Lockwood teased, and Lucy heard a shove behind her.

“Focus! It’s probably in here, right?”

“That’s where the DJ guy died, yeah.”

George was sandwiched between them, his own rapier sheathed. Lockwood guided him aside slowly, joining Lucy in the room. He was avoiding the death glow, wishing he’d remembered his usual sunglasses. The blinding light managed to bleed around the edge of the backup ones, making his eyes ache.

“If the ghost hasn’t manifested yet, we should start looking for a source,” he decided.

“Good idea.”

Lucy was already pulling wardrobe doors open, as Lockwood crossed the room to join her.

Norma’s clothes were gorgeous. Designer. Ironed and unstained and expensive. It took Lockwood’s hand raising to shield his eyes from the death glow to remind her that she was in a haunted house, despite the clean mirrors and cream carpets, spotlights turning on in each wardrobe she flung the doors open.

“Should we be looking for something new?” she called out, shoving aside furs and

“Usually sources are pretty grim,” George replied helpfully.

Lucy saw him open a draw, and quickly slam it shut at the sight of lace bras. She kept watching long enough to entertain herself, as he made the same mistake with the draw below – startling at the sight of dozens of pairs of designer underwear.

“It could be anything,” Lockwood supplied, “I guess something new since last time?”

She knew he was right, but Lucy sighed nonetheless. There were so many pieces in the dressing room, it was impossible to know what had changed. Lockwood looked equally baffled by his own search, pulling out draw after draw of stilettoes and sandals and boots, with no real idea what he was hunting for.

Nothing she touched called out to her. The room was huge. This would take forever. Lockwood was growing frustrated.

“I’m sure I heard something up here,” he grumbled, “can you listen, Luce?”

Anything Lockwood heard was probably a cat crossing the roof, or a seagull wandering around. Lucy said nothing, and stepped back to do her job. He boxed her in, rapier extended to the room, as Lucy steadied her breath and closed her eyes.

Nothing.

Silence.

Distantly, something.

It was a ticking, not like a watch. Something bigger. Grander. Deep.

It was too distant to tell, but Lucy thought of the grandfather clock in Norrie’s grandparents’ house. That deep, continuous ticking, a pendulum swinging side to side. Keeping her awake at night.

She kept listening, but it was so quiet. Like it was happening across the road.

She opened her eyes and caught Lockwood’s attention in the mirror, shaking her head.

“Nothing powerful, yet,” she told him, “ticking, like an old clock. Deep. But I don’t know… I can’t hear anything else.”

“It’s still early,” George pointed out, “but that sounds like something.”

“I agree,” Lockwood lowered his rapier, returning it to the sheath on his hip.

He turned back to the wardrobe, flinching and covering his eyes yet again. Lucy was getting a pretty good sense of where the death glow was, based on Lockwood’s aversion to looking at it.

“Christ, sorry guys. I’m gonna search the bedroom next door.”

His eyes were hurting him, Lucy could tell, and nodded her approval as George glanced after him. He wasn’t as sensitive as Lockwood, so she knew it must have been bad.

“It might be next door,” Lucy reassured him, and with an apologetic shrug, the researcher scurried from the room.

She was alone. She could still hear them, rummaging, mumbled speaking, but Lucy felt suddenly watched.

She liked this house less and less by the day.

Ticking. Would it be a clock? A watch?

There was a carriage clock on the mantle, and she reached out to touch it cautiously. Nothing. It had been there last time, at any rate. Lucy had to believe they were right – this was new.

“All okay, Luce?” Came Lockwood’s voice, almost making her startle.

She blinked herself from the trance of staring at the clock, glancing around the room before responding in the affirmative.

“Anything in there?” she called.

“Some rather scandalous magazines!” George returned.

She couldn’t hear what Lockwood said next, only that it sounded stern. And made George laugh.

She was pulled back into her search of the room. The wardrobes had seemed clear enough, though she wasn’t certain she knew what to look for. George had cleared the drawers. Lucy didn’t like this.

A bad feeling rose in her stomach, something she’d grown used to on these nights. Through the open door she could see the unlit office, the doorway foreboding. She was afraid to look away, convinced that Bailey’s begging spirit would reappear, playing with the edge of her vision, glistening and screaming. She could see the wall Lockwood had been trapped against. The threshold she’d dived across.

The darkness wasn’t absolute, not in a house as modern as this.

It made Lucy convinced she could see the shadows moving.

That dread was welling up in her stomach.

Then she pried it apart from her anxiety, from the fear she felt. It wasn’t losing George or Lockwood. It wasn’t fear for her own life.

It wasn’t her fear. Her mouth tasted of blood.

Shit.

She turned, recoiling against the mirrored wardrobe walls at the sight.

Shit.

It was a Limbless, a torso and head ripped from its limbs. Swollen. Grotesque.

She thought of the bodies she’d seen pulled from rivers, the way their flesh began to peel, the soft tissues bloated and peeling away.

Without eyes, it seemed to be tracking her, head tilting as it rounded the room. The height of it was terrifying, floating easily a head above her. Floating towards her.

She tried to back away further. To reach for a salt bomb. To call for the boys.

Shit.

She was ghost locked.

The Limbless was getting closer still. It was slow. Slower than she’d expected. Yet still able to manifest early in the evening, cruising across a carpet of salt. She tried to scream, finding her mouth trapped open.

It was all Lucy could do to move one arm, fighting the intensity of the spirit’s hold on her. Salt crunched beneath her feet, and yet the grotesque figure continued towards her.  

Lucy tried to throw it, she really did. Instead, her rapier missed by a mile, her muscles limited to chuck it barely three feet in front of her. The handle struck a wall, the blade where the ghost’s feet ought to have been as it bounced to the ground.

Shit. Now she was trapped and unarmed.

The closer the Limbless got, the less it made sense, a weaving tapestry of gore and sinew. There might have been a pair of twin caverns in its face, surrounded by peeling flesh, but Lucy struggled to make out where they might have been. The mouth was an open maw, and it seemed all-consuming as the ghost struggled closer still to Lucy.

She’d wasted her rapier, but the clatter was enough for George and Lockwood to come running.

Lucy had no idea whether the salt bomb or Lockwood’s rapier pierced the Limbless first, her body released as the ghost dissipated with a horrific groan of pain. She felt the explosion of salt on her face, stinging as it whipped past her. She saw Lockwood, arm covering his face as he rushed towards her.

“Lucy!”

She hadn’t reacted fast enough to protect herself from the salt bomb, but she was free now. She blinked,  and tasted salt. It was some small relief from the coppery, decaying taste still lingering on her tongue.

“I’m fine,” she muttered, blinking rapidly.

“Kitchen,” George insisted, already fleeing from the room.

Lockwood had no intention of arguing, and Lucy followed him as they rushed down the stairs, regrouping inside the iron chains.

“Do you have mints?” was the first question she asked, and Lockwood barely seemed surprised as he pulled gum from his jacket pocket.

Lucy took two pieces first, jamming them in her mouth before passing the packet to George.

When they were all chewing, she finally began to calm down. They all had their eyes fixed on the door. She hadn’t even noticed George grab her rapier during the retreat, until he subtly pushed it back into her hand.

“Thank you,” she exhaled, trying not to get caught up in the shame of making two rookie mistakes in a row.

Lockwood exhaled heavily, rubbing at his forehead.

“Sorry, Luce. We shouldn’t have left you in there on your own –”

Something in his tone made her suspect he was blaming George. Now wasn’t the time.

“It’s a Limbless. Powerful, if it’s manifesting above salt. And still ghost-locking immediately.”

The boys nodded.

“The source has to be in that room, then,” Lockwood concluded.

“Nothing in the bedroom?” Lucy asked.

They both looked a little sheepish. Lockwood shrugged.

“I don’t think so. Nothing that seemed… source-y.”

“There was plenty that seemed saucy,” George quipped proudly.

Lucy was a little horrified at herself for letting out a bark of laughter. Lockwood rolled out his wrist, rapier swinging in a neat figure eight in irritation.

“We need to find the source and get out of here. Before that thing returns,” he said.

“What do you think it is? We’re going in so blind!”

Lucy didn’t like this. Hated it.

She cursed the day she thought a posh, lived-in house would be easier. Modern houses were stupid, actually, she decided. They weren’t even allowed to smash things up in here.

“Guys,” George began, eyes fixed on the dimly lit staircase beyond the kitchen doorway, “I, uh…”

Lockwood’s attention snapped to him.

“What?”

“I sort of skimmed the drawers. Felt… inappropriate.”

Lucy rolled her eyes. Lockwood swore.

“We still don’t even know what we’re looking for!” George insisted, “I assumed it wasn’t thongs!”

“It might be something in those drawers… George…” Lucy whined, but Lockwood was quick to formulate a plan.

“I���ll draw it off, give you guys time to search. How many drawers were there, George?”

“Four.”

“Which ones did you skip?”

He glanced down at the floor, socks shuffling against the polished tile. Lucy’s gum had faded. The taste of blood was coming back.

“Bras. Underwear. And one with makeup stuff in.”

“So, three.”

“I’ll search the underwear ones.” Lucy piped up, “George, you take makeup.”

He nodded curtly, glancing nervously at the stairs.

Wordlessly, Lockwood used his free hand to pass the gum around again, rapier raised as his colleagues collected salt bombs. George tugged a silver net free from his pocket, making sure Lucy knew he had it.

Lockwood, then Lucy, then George ascended the stairs in silence. Blades at the ready.

The silence was almost worse.

The waiting.

For just a second, pausing on the landing, Lucy closed her eyes to listen.

Groaning. Despair without the vocal cords to express it. A recognition that she was listening. It was getting louder –

Lucy snapped her eyes open, regaining her balance and fixing her stare on the dressing room door.

“It knows we’re here. I can hear it.”

Lockwood nodded curtly.

He took one step forwards, cautious. Lucy noticed he was shifting his weight into a fencing stance.

With a scream of anger, the Limbless rushed from the room towards him, even more grotesque with this new loud fury, mouth agape as it barrelled towards them.

Both herself and George gasped, recoiling, as Lockwood took two clean swipes through the ghost. And a jab into the air for good measure.

It had been close. The taste of blood was making her nauseous, that fear sending her heart racing into overdrive.

“Go!”

They rushed into the room, feeling the salt sharp through their socks and the temperature dropping as George and Lucy approached the dresser.

Lockwood made circles of the room, rapier at head height, twirling it as though he might taunt the ghost to him.

Lucy found herself running on pure fear, and George didn’t seem to be doing much better. She ripped the first drawer from the set, pulling it clear and setting it onto the vanity. Perfumes and lotions scattered across the room, and she pulled bra after bra from their neatly folded settings.

George was beside her, rummaging through dozens of products Lucy couldn’t even name. Nothing seemed right.

What was it?

She could hear the Limbless, its odd screams even louder this time. Lucy wasn’t sure how, but she knew: it was homing in on her.

Both drawers were empty. There were two left in the set, and she could see the lace of underwear in the dark cavity of the dresser unit. Whisps of silver were beginning to gather above it.

She dragged George away by the collar, retreating to the door. Lockwood stepped in front of them, as George drew a flare from his pocket.

Lucy let go of him, one hand steadying his arm. Warning him not to light it yet.

“It has to be there, right?”

She didn’t know who she was asking. But she had to hope. The vague suggestion of a head was forming, then something wide enough to resemble drooping shoulders.

The noise was getting worse again.

Even across the salt, it would be fast. She withdrew her rapier from where it had been tucked under her arm, something Lockwood had told her a thousand times to stop doing. A foot behind him, she found her own stance, blade outstretched.

A badly timed blink could have caused her to miss it, as the Limbless screeched, the limp flesh of its contorting in shades of silver and green.

One parry from Lockwood sent it careening across the room, rolling its neck and straightening up to glare at him. It was higher now, phasing in and out of the ceiling. Glaring down at them.

It went against every instinct for Lucy to turn her back, but she knew they had no choice. She could feel its rage, surpassing even the grief and fear it forced into her chest.

They wouldn’t be fast enough, the next time around.

She launched herself to the dresser, plunging both hands into the mess of underwear. She could feel different fabrics, scraping them out of the way, hoping against hope. Lockwood grunted with effort as he parried yet another approach from the ghost, she could hear George’s footsteps as his attention split between the two of them.

The drawer was almost empty, fabric shoved out the back and thrown to the side. Her hands hit the back of the drawer, scrambling against the wood for anything.

Then, something hard. Something small. She lost it for a second, feeling the fabrics covering it, before pulling it out.

The ghost roared, so primal it shocked her to her core. She heard the heavy fall of Lockwood misplacing a foot and then correcting it as he circled, guarding against the Limbless.

A silk handkerchief. She threw it aside. Then, a flesh-coloured stocking wrapped something hard, metal, silver. She cursed as she tried to snake a hand inside it, before giving up and ripping, scrambling to get her nails through the low denier weave. It was a watch. And when it sat firmly in her palm, Lucy realised her mistake.

Lockwood cried out as the ghost approached again. Someone else’s sorrow washed into her, replacing her with something else. Someone else. It was nothing distinct, just an overwhelming sadness, grief, and desperation. It washed into her. Then it pulled her away like the tide.

George had wrapped the silver net around her clenched fist before she hit the floor.

*

Lucy woke up curled up on a bed, shivering from the sweat cooling on her skin. The room was fully lit, and she kept her eyes closed in protest.

It was like her heart had been ripped out of her chest, energy sapped away. Lucy was no stranger to that odd feeling that followed crying yourself to sleep, waking up confused and empty, and strangely cleansed. She felt that now.

“I swear that girl is always unconscious. She needs iron supplements or something.”

“She’s exhausted, George! She listened to the necklace earlier, it did that possession thing.”

“Yeah, thanks for telling me about that by the way!”

She could hear the silver net, moving as it was handled. The distant pang of fear she felt was alleviated by one of Lockwood’s deep sighs.

Her mouth tasted weird. Had she swallowed her gum?

The bed smelled fresh. Faintly like perfume, and like a stranger. The pure white sheets under her face were completely unfamiliar.

Her back ached like it was bruised. She could taste blood. Faint mind. Salt. From the salt bomb, she realised. She had tasted it earlier, when it had exploded.

The Limbless.

The watch.

Where was the watch?

She watched from her bleary cotton world, as George and Lockwood stood at the foot of the bed. It was Norma’s guest room, she realised. The one the boys had searched earlier. She was above the sheets, lying on top of the duvet, one pillow dragged down the bed to beneath her head.

Lucy had an experimental wiggle of her toes, then her shoulders. Finally, she shifted to prop herself up on her elbow.

Immediately Lockwood filled her vision, sideways as he crouched beside the bed.

“Hey,” he offered softly, “don’t move too quickly.”

She noticed her hand was wrapped in a jumper, something cashmere that certainly didn’t belong to any of them.

“A bit of freeze, from the source,” he followed her eyeline, “I think it’ll be fine, we just wanted to be sure.”

She nodded. As George moved to stand behind him, she suddenly felt pathetic. Ignoring her headrush Lucy forced herself to sit up in bed, brushing off Lockwood’s hands as he tried to help her brace her shoulders.

“I’m fine,” she murmured. “Though, has anyone got water?”

Lockwood murmured that they’d get her some in a minute, sounding so apologetic that she dropped this issue.

He was still wearing his sunglasses. Lucy absently thought that maybe he’d forgotten to take them off. Or maybe he was trying to be cool.

It was weird not seeing his wide, concerned eyes as she tried to tune in to the world of the living.

“The source was right, then?” she asked, not managing to project far beyond the end of her nose.

Lockwood was listening anyway.

“Must have been. Vanished the moment you guys wrapped it.”

George cleared his throat, the silver net still bundled in his hands in the corner.

“Thanks, George,” Lucy mumbled.

Hoping it might appease him.

“No worries, Luce. Well done finding it. Probably could have just wrapped the whole thing up though, rather than… that.”

She thought Lockwood might be silently chiding him, she couldn’t really tell. Her eyes kept closing.

“Why would it be hidden in a scarf and tights, unless she knew it was a source, and didn’t want to handle it?” Lockwood was asking.

“Someone could have planted it there?”

“Maybe. But at the back of an underwear drawer? It’s a bit of a weird one. That’s where you hide personal things you don’t want to be found.”

“Like your collection of Marissa Fittes posters?”

“George!”

Lucy smiled, eyes drifting closed.

When she next opened them, George was sneaking glances at the source, peeling away the net before replacing it. That was definitely not DEPRAC protocol.

“See anything interesting?” she murmured to him.

George crossed to sit on the bed, and Lucy felt the mattress dip.

“There’s ageing on the face of the watch, dust in the cracks in the glass,” George realised, “this was broken a long time ago.”

“It would be weird for a broken watch to become a source, once it’s already old and broken.”

Lockwood was pacing. Glancing between the window and the door. His rapier was still in-hand, hanging against his leg.

“Not impossible, though.”

“Yes, but weird,” Lockwood countered, “just like it’s weird for a house to have two brand new, completely unrelated type twos.”

George shrugged.

“Yeah, I’ll give you that.”

Lucy was tired, and not sure what the whole thing meant. She wasn’t sure she wanted to know. She stayed in place until Lockwood told her it was time to move.

*

She sat herself on the stairs as the boys prepared to leave, feeling slightly devoid of her pride but too exhausted to care. The source had been handed over to DEPRAC, a swift collection by an officer who had been far too late into his shift to give them more than a cursory thanks and promise it would be incinerated soon.

“You’re sure we’ve cleared the place?”

It was against the advice of that voice in the back of her head – the one which sounded suspiciously like George – that Lucy closed her eyes and listened.

Her head rolled forwards with exhaustion, chin resting on her knuckles.

All was blessedly silent.

“There’s nothing,” she murmured.

She didn’t look up to see the look of disapproval on the boys’ faces. She didn’t want to.

“Lucy, you really need to slow down,” Lockwood sighed.

She nodded. She wasn’t interested in a fight tonight.

“Just wanted to be sure.”

She thought he might have been thinking, as he stood still for a moment longer, watching her exhausted form on the stairs.

Whatever Lockwood had wanted to say, he seemed to think better of it. With a groan at the effort, he lugged a kit bag onto his shoulder, ushering Lucy and George from the house first before flipping off the lights, and locking the door.

He posted the keys through the post box once his colleagues had stumbled into a waiting night cab, determined it would be the last time they risked their lives for this ridiculous house.

When he got to the car, the adrenaline was long gone, making his muscles ache and his bones feel ten times heavier.

The door was open, and he could see Lucy in the middle seat, slumped against a limp Karim. He threw their last bag into the open boot and closed it, slipping in beside them. He leant forward to give the driver their address, his voice sotto, and refused to watch the windows of Norma’s house as they drove away.

He’d had enough of seeing that death glow. And he dreaded whatever might be backlight against the glass.

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wolff!reader x george russell // fc: lani pliopa

Being the eldest daughter, you kept pretty much everything to yourself in favor of your siblings getting the limelight. When you start soft-launching your boyfriend after years of being quiet about who he is, everyone scrambles to find the truth.

warnings/notes: nothing really? i do have george win silverstone in this (i wrote it forever ago ok?) so just pretend he did. just pretend guys. pls.

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ynwolff: hanging with the wolff pack (+ george) back home before our home race this weekend <3

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⤷ ynwolff: shut up shut up ur gonna summon alex shh

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user: imagine being rich enough to have huge flower bouquets in the back of your mercedes... i could cry

susiewolff: oh, this is where all the flowers came from?

⤷ ynwolff: 😀 yes ! they are mine !

⤷ susiewolff: ur father has extra vases in the downstairs bathroom

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susiewolff: more flowers?

⤷ ynwolff: what if i said i just really like flowers ?

⤷ susiewolff: i would say your father is suspicious

⤷ ynwolff: when is he not though..

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alexalbon: does george know mystery man??

⤷ ynwolff: he's sworn to secrecy, sorry !

lewishamilton: ah yes. the peak of subtly.

landonorris: aren't you both supposed to be sleeping?

⤷ ynwolff: says you, norris. ill tell jon on you >:)

⤷ landonorris: WOW.

susiewolff: your father says both of you need to sleep

⤷ ynwolff: why are you both awake 😭

⤷ susiewolff: you know toto has like a sixth sense for you, right? he heard you leave the room.

⤷ ynwolff: LMAO okay 👍🏻 we are coming back up

⤷ ynwolff: tell dad i beat george at pool

⤷ susiewolff: he says good job

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user: lewis in the shades og my GOD

user: another day another set of great george photos from yn

lewishamilton: did lowkey fear for my life with your father chasing me...

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logansargeant: what secrets his roscoe spill?

⤷ ynwolff: @ lewishamilton s secret to looking so good at his old age

⤷ lewishamilton: its called melanin and neither of you have it

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⤷ secretlifeofyn: have you ever noted the three of us always bet dinner? (george said he'd pay next time)

⤷ roscoesdad: yeah because food is the best currency, duh?

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⤷ secretlifeofyn: the watch gives it away, doesn't it?

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secretlifeofyn: everyone on this account is sworn to secrecy (because my father) but YES. WE ARE DATING. NOW SHUT UP !!!!

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⤷ secretlifeofyn: GEORGEYN??

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⤷ ls2.priv: he stands no chance im afriad.

ls2.priv: rip george you would've loved the flintstones 💔

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⤷ lando.jpg: @ mrsaturday how could u do this to me?

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⤷ lando.jpg: LOLLL HE LOST SO MANY BETS 😭

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⤷ lando.jpg: we bet george couldn't pull you

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⤷ secretlifeofyn: if you buy me more flowers my dad is going to actually be concerned.

maxverstappen: the extra bedroom offer still stands

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user: george looks so squishy in the last picture

user: not yn getting the cutest photo of george ever??

susiewolff: your father swore that sweater wasnt going to be too much

⤷ ynwolff: not to expose him but he took it off in five minutes

⤷susiewolff: and now its missing

⤷ ynwolff: I BOUGHT HIM THAT >:(!!!

alexalbon: i demand blackmail material

⤷ ynwolff: buy me snacks and then we'll talk

liked by f1, mercedesamg, georgerussell, and more...

ynwolff: OBLIGATORY GEORGE POST !!! (approved by @ lewishamilton ok no one get mad ! i love my boys equally !)

george!! we were joking about this moment last night but you pulled it off!! i could not be more proud of the work you put in today, you pulled it off last second and made me gnaw my nails off a few times but thats okay.

so so so proud, you get a drink or two on me tonight ! 🩵

tagged: georgerussell, mercedesamg

georgerussell: IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR NAILS ILL PAY FOR NEW ONES !! 😭

⤷ georgerussell: your support does mean the world yn thank you 🩵

⤷ ynwolff: you deserve every bit of it! 🩵

lewishamilton: amazing work as always for both of you!

user: YAYYY GEORGE POST!!!

user: finally a george post to match the iconic lewis post

susiewolff: great work today @ georgerussell !

⤷ georgerussell: thank you susie :)!

mickschumacher: great job george!

user: GEORGE RUSSELL!!!!

user: god the pictures yn gets of george are... fucking AMAZING.

landonorris: mr saturday did it

alexalbon: yabadababoo

⤷ logansargeant: yabadadabadoo

⤷ georgerussell: you both suck :(

⤷ ynwolff: no!!! its cute!!!

⤷ ynwolff: no!! leave them alone :(!

⤷ user: i see that deleted comment yn. ur not slick.

liked by 9823 others...

liked by mrsaturday, alobonoo, muninotlily, and more...

secretlifeofyn: i dont remember any of these photos after the first one. how much did i drink.

roscoesdad: enough for your father to think you DIED until i told him you and george were in my room and fell asleep (you are welcome. i expect free food for a month for this selfless act.)

⤷ secretlifeofyn: i will buy you literally anything lewis oh my fucking god i owe you my LIFE

⤷ lilgrit: the question should be how much didn't you drink because holy shit

alobonoo: u drank literally everyone under the table slay

muninotlily: oh so u stayed with george ? 👀

⤷ secretlifeofyn: hes like a big pillow

⤷ mrsaturday: she's not letting me out of bed :(

maxverstappen: hate to be the bearer of bad news but twitter did catch you ! have fun!

⤷ secretlifeofyn: MAX WHAT?

⤷ mrsaturday: MAX??

lando.jpg: LOL GOOD LUCK GUYS

liked by alexalbon, landonorris, susiewolff, and others...

ynwolff: good news! george and i are dating and my dad did NOT kill him when he found out! bad news! i now have to share my location.

tagged: georgerussell

susiewolff: i think continually sneaking out and then not answering your phone for almost fifteen hours is enough reason to track you

⤷ ynwolff: susie plsssss 🩵 convince him to get rid of it?

⤷ mercedesamg: toto says thats not happening anytime soon. and to tell george curfew is ten.

⤷ ynwolff: I DONT LIVE WITH HIM ANYMORE??

⤷ georgerussell: she's gonna be back by nine if she keeps biting my arm

⤷ ynwolff: stop putting it within biting range then, russell

⤷ georgerussell: you just walked across the room to bite me.

⤷ user: LMAAOOOO YN UR SO REAL FOR THIS

user: "you'd rather i didnt" YN PLSSSS

georgerussell: remind me to never try to sneak around your father again

⤷ alexalbon: buying like nine bouquets of flowers in two days is not exactly sneaking

⤷ georgerussell: she likes flowers and i was excited :(

user: kiss ya in 11! im gonna go lay on a highway in 12!

user: i too, would fall for yn when she threatened me

landonorris: my favorite new grid couple

⤷ georgerussell: we have been dating for like two years??

⤷ landonorris: WHAT?

⤷ alexalbon: HUH??

⤷ oscarpiastri: oh?

⤷ danielricciardo: well god damn

⤷ lewishamilton: how in the hell did we just now find out?

⤷ ynwolff: LMAOOO two years next week <3

⤷ susiewolff: yn you are going to give your father a heart attack

[the-s1lly-corner]

Attention creepypasta fans!

I'm opening halloween requests, more below the cut + short list of rules for reqs!

first of all woh! its been a while since ive really posted! apologies for being a lil.. wiokdmvlkrvm im kinda trying to get back into the flow of posting + this isnt proof read and im tossing this out at 6:30 am

so halloween season has officially begun! yahoo! so i decided, what better way to celebrate than to open requests (that have been open in general wink wink nudge nudge), for halloween themed ideas! obviously it doesnt have to be just spooky stuff, can just be basic fall activities or really just anything; im not going to stonewall non spooky stuff

basic rules, otherwise i will literally do anything really;

no nsfw im sorry :( this is a full sfw blog

general no "no-no topics"

characters who are minors in source will automatically be given platonic hcs since im personally not comfortable writing romantic stuff for said characters; this is nothing against the requester

no spamming please, obviously i cant easily enforce this since anon is a thing (i dont want to disable it since i know asking for reqs can be intimidating) but please be mindful !! same goes for trying to pressure me into writing faster, my brain is a cashew

will NOT write for off3nder or clockwork period, since they personally make admin uncomfortable

i think thats about it! just about everything else is fair game + if you somehow request something that makes me uncomfortable ill let you know!

you can write for singular characters or multiple; and my default is a list of loosely connected hcs ! though i do do short scenarios/imagines ! reader by default is GN and human so if you want a specific gender or type or what of it, let me know ("what of it" referring to specific traits for the reader, think things like. hobbies or passions or even speciies!)

with that said! let the silliness begin

extra extra note; the characters listed in the tags are not the only ones i do!! if i dont know a character youve requested ill let you know too!!

[ask-team-rfa]

I’ve got some pretty good pictures of Jumin as V!  I wonder how much they’ll sell for?  The butler costume is a favourite of mine along with the maid one.  I dressed up in it recently as I may have tricked Yoosung into eating the admin’s tea time cake.  But don’t worry, God Seven made it all better and got them new cakes! 

-707

[findingschmomo]

hey everyone, quick psa: commenting on a fic is a privilege not a right. comments can be turned off in a heartbeat. authors can delete comments as they please.

over a year ago, someone left a semi rude comment on a story of mine. it upset me so i deleted it (and didnt think to screenshot it lol). this anonymous user then decided to start harassing me throughout my stories. i kinda want to talk about it.

It started like this

to more aggressive:

I turn on comment moderation. and then, i get a notif from a DIFFERENT story of mine.

first of all: dont ever trauma dump on a random stranger on the internet. to think how this could have affected someone else other than me. also having a bad experience doesnt excuse bad behavior. I also dont really care? this comment reeks of entitlemtn that you are trying to couch with your sudden backstory.

also this is a really bad attempt at an apology. that finally 'im sorry' is laughable. i dont even want an apology??? because i dont care. honestly. just let it go.

anyway, i delete it and then i get this

i dont think this person understands what the word insecure means

i tag all my fics appropriately and extensively

i delete that one (and its quite fun tbh, since it seems to upset them so god damn much).

Now, this anon has decided to drop a coment on A THIRD story of mine:

i tagged this story with the 'chose not to use archival warnings' which i dont think this person comprehends. but also its a moot point, because their real anger is being silenced. i dont have to have a reason to delete comments on my own story. let alone THESE COMMENTS ON A DIFFERENT STORY COMPLETELY AND THEREFORE ARE JUST HARASSMENT/SPAM at this point.

After this they decide to use a different tactic: pretending ot be other people who have heard this salacious rumor about this rusame writer out there mass deleting shit. (i dont, but whatever, not the point)

this comment ^^ is again on a completely different story of mine. can we note the date on this one. I left the user because its just guest (ive been protecting this persons identity because they did use a name previously, although it isnt tied to any account) so that I could show the time stamp. 2021.

its Oct 20, 2022, and I got YET AGAIN another comment from definitely not this person.

again this is so sad. like, its been months my guy. what are you doing. no one gives a shit. there is no YT vid about me. also the 'didnt realize they were a hetalia author' bit is what really sends me. ALL of the stories mentioned in this debocle are hetalia. so how could this video takedown of me not mention that?

anyway. ive had worse commenters before (who've sent me repeated death threats, for example, and ive had to get AO3 admin involved to stop it). this person is no where near that level. i just find their persistence laughable and also really really sad.

but regardless, i want to make this clear: It's the author's story. They're in charge of comment moderation. you are not entitled to the space. enjoy your free content and leave people alone

[thewintersoldier]

Hey! I'm asking you because you're first in the list of members, sorry if you're not the right person but... You know what happened with cinematv? A few days ago it looked deactivated and then it showed up again just like that.

I was just really curious. Thanks in advance.

hey! so thankfully, I can (kinda) answer this cuz im an admin. They basically terminated us, no warning the other day and a few of us submitted appeal tickets because like, we had no idea why they did that. They got back to us a few days later saying "the issue was resolved" and the blog was back, but gave us zero explanation as to wtf happened.

Our best guess is that it had something to do with out queue, because as soon as tumblr announced they raised the queue limit to 1000 we put that many posts in the queue because we were like almost a month behind in our tag. So best guess is they thought we were spam and nuked us but we never really got an answer because none of our members were terminated, it was just ctv.

tl;dr this website is dumb as hell and terminates accounts based on the star alignment that day

[worldoftom]

Tumblr Friends Booth - The First Event

Hi everyone! Discord won the poll in the original post, so we've created a server for everybody to join and have fun.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN 😊 (link valid for 24h)

COME TALK THIS FRIDAY, APR 3!

It will be open the whole day, so you can join in and leave at any time. Feel free to chat by text, audio call or video call! We're all there to have some fun and distract ourselves from the news, the stress, the inner trouble, and of course our favorite men' thirst traps. (Maybe not from the latter. Sorry.)

Anyway, here are a few rules:

Your tumblr url should be your nickname in the server*

Be kind to everybody including yourself

Be mindful of language

No spamming please

Nsfw is okay but be mindful of other users

*If you don't know how to change your nickname, I can help!

If you have ideas for games, please suggest them. If not, general conversation is the way to go.

Text messages:

Slow mode is activated to prevent spamming.

Don't write in all caps, use them as highlights only.

You can use bold and italics, and there's even an option to hide your text momentarily (learn how).

Audio calls:

There will be a voice channel available for people who prefer to chat that way.

Video calls:

There is an option for video chat, but I'm still trying to understand it in full!

For now, @glowunderthemoon is helping me with settings and whatnot. Currently there are no other mods or admins, but that might change later. I'll keep you posted.

Do note that the server will be muted after this first event. You'll still be able to use discord, just not the Booth server.

Feel free to send me asks. I can help get you set up, too! It's already Friday here, so I'll be online for a little longer if you wanna join.

Have fun! 😊

Tagging people who reblogged the announcement post 💙

@hypnotized-so-mesmerized @aossi @clara-licht @unbelievableholland @legendsofwholock @tomsrebeleyebrow @hollandcreep @heyhihellowhatsup0 @caturdwy @hollandstom @fanficparker @technically-a-little-dragon @tommysparker @dahliaspidey @beiroviski @mehidksstuff @tomshufflepuff @itjustkindahappenedreally @kiwi-comics @hazmyheart @blissfulparker @rebekkah4766 @terrifictomholland @farfromparker @farfromhaz @angel-spidey @angelhaz11 @naturallytom @softbaby-tom @thirsttrapholland @lovelytholland @cherry-holland @tomhollandsgirlfriend @im-a-fucking-mess-jfc @plushparker @spideybrie @angelic-holland @keepingupwiththeparkers @a-bus-full-of-lizards

[atiny-piratequeen]

Also. Its like still in the planning phase and isnt coming anytime soon but when Kira and I do the Leaderonpa Au (working title), we're exclusively doing it here. Ive been eagerly and happily following the Neoronpa au on twt but the past few fucking days have been a mess. First it was the light by comparison but still disrespectful people straight up attacking admins bc they were frustrated and kept guessing wrong and falling trials which,,,,yall can voice concerns and give constructive criticisms, that wasnt the problem, but people were being outright fucking rude bc they wanna act like they didnt know how to read the rules on how the game would be conducted.

Then. The Syk accounts decided they wanted to show up.

⚠️⚠️⚠️TW FOR BRIEF MENTIONS OF GORE, SUICIDE BAITING, AND SELF HARM⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Out of fucking nOWHERE, towards the end of the game, suddenly the Syk accounts (who yall may remember people warning you about a few months ago, its a weird bunch of fucking freaks who like to splice really graphic images of self harm or gore into fancams and drop them under any and everything to set people up for trauma and panic attacks, the syk is backwards for kys and i think yall know where this is going. They're literally trying to trigger people because they're fucking monsters) started spamming replies (which people use to discuss cases and clues) with really graphic images and gifs. They literally stalked the neoronpa acc with over a dozen accounts to spam replies with this content and Im sorry but every single one of them deserve to have their fucking asses beat.

So. Without going into a full rant, i pride myself on creating a safe space to the best of my abilities and even with a murder mystery au, the appropriate tags and such are always going to be involved, but im not gonna risk our readers, our friends getting triggered by these nasty ass people. So bringing our interactive au to Twitter is out of the question.

Kira and I have no idea when we'll be bringing this au to you, but when we do, it'll exclusively be on tumblr, where we can at least curate things better and there's less of a chance of people running into that sick shit.

Thank you.

[supermsource]

hey! i don’t even know if super m has a fandom name yet but i mean we have a source blog now 🌠🌠

      what is this blog?

we’re a source blog for all things super m related. anything from edits to writing to art and just even support, we’re welcome to it!!

what do i get out of joining?

a community of people who share a passion and interest ( aka taemin ur beautiful voice we love u )

a discord chat ( not necessary to join )

a place for your super m creations and a tag as well!

virtual cookies 🍪

       how do i apply?

just reblog this post. this is to just help signal boost it!! and it would mean a lot!!

fill out this new typeform that you can find here !! if the link doesn’t work, feel free to spam me with messages.

what do i have to do?

well if you’re an admin, just some reblogging of content is fine

and for everyone, we’ll host an event once a month and if u could make one creation for it on ur own blog, it would be great!

that’s it lads.

under the cut, i’m tagging some of the creators in the super m fandom as in all of the people who i admire im sorry if this is annoying if y’all could signal boost i would love that!! u don’t have to join if that’s not ur thing ❤ like seriously no obligation to join, i just wanna get the word around 💞💞

@nakamotens @mrkslee @yongs @nctmark @jonginssoo @exo-stentialism @joshuas @sefuns @kaibility @nctaezen 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

also the original header on this post was made by @tywvin and the blog icon by @seoulicons check out their blogs, totally worth it 💖

[incorrect-marauders]

THE OWLS ARE IN! IT’S TIME FOR THE SURVEY RESULTS!

So, as many of our followers are probably aware, we recently did a survey to get a feel of what people thought of our blog. We got a total of 57 results and we are grateful to each and every one of you for taking the time to let us know your thoughts. Now, we’re here to share the general consensus of what people thought and how we will accommodate these opinions.

We’ll definitely have some changes to the blog, so read on to see what those changes are!

Before we begin, we have a few things to briefly mention.

The results are pretty scattered. We didn’t want to restrict anyone, so most were free response or included “Other”. In hindsight, there were a few questions that could have easily been multiple choice without really restricting anyone. (Side eyes the first question.) Therefore, most of these will just summarize the results we got. Occasionally drop the graph for the multiple choice questions.

Because of the large amount of responses we got, not every answer will be listed here. We highlighted the things that were either most commonly mentioned or had us thinking the most.

If anyone would like to see the full results for some reason (par the names, to keep anonymity), feel free to email us at incorrectmarauders.tumblr@gmail.com and we’ll send it over!

And yes, we are making changes to accommodate these results! That’s what this survey was all about!

We’ll be opening applications for new mods within the next couple days as well.

We’ll have a tiny hiatus as all of this is going on.

Now, we begin...

How long have you been following incorrect-marauders?

The most popular answer seemed to be around 2 months or 10 months. A lot of people filling out this survey seemed to either be relatively new or here since the beginning. Kudos to you incorrect-marauders veterans, and welcome newer followers!

How did you find incorrect-marauders?

Somewhat as we expected. Keep reblogging us, lovely people!

What do you love MOST about incorrect-marauders?

"It's funny.” (x50)

No really, we got 50 variations of “It’s funny,” “It’s hilarious,” “The humour,” “The funny text posts.”

Thanks, we appreciate it!

“How weirdly in character the quotes always are.”

(Similar variations include, “How actually accurate your post are,” “That not every post is as funny, imho, but that they do keep true to the characters,” “How much they fit the characters.”)

“They offer new content to the Marauders 'franchise' as it were because some stuff within the fandom is constantly being reused.”

“How correct it actually is if Joanne made it canon.”

“McGonagall with the marauders and that the sources are listed.”

“Accurate representation, variety of ships and relationships, isnt toxic.”

“Very funny and can be great art/writing prompts.”

“The taste.”

“EVERYTHING.”

These are all very nice, thank you all. Glad we hit where we were aiming.

What do you love LEAST about incorrect-marauders?

The most common response was, “Nothing,” or a variation thereof, but that’s no fun for this question, so here are some of the legitimate criticisms we received!

“Quote sources, I think, occasionally aren't there.”

Our original quotes often don’t have sources. But if there’s one where a mod forgot to credit a source, please just message us and one of the admins will fix that!

“There isn't a particularly nice aesthetic to the blog, e.g. a matching layout and profile picture or quote.”

Yeah, we’re working to fix that. I like pretty blogs too.

“Could be updated a little more.”

(”Not much posting in my opinion,” “Long time between posts.”)

Strangely enough, we got this a few times but our later poll about how often to post were contradicting this. So, unfortunately, we will not be adjusting this.

“I mean I would say that Peter is on it, but can’t really get rid of him...”

(Got a few of these, like, ”Peter being seen as a good person.”)

Sorry!

“Some are a bit too small.”

“I don’t like the long quotes.”

Well, then.

“Seeing my #notp but that isnt rly a minus?? Its called diversity so im not gonna hate or anything.”

Thank you for appreciating the diversity. We get occasional hate over it, but we also get hate over not posting some of the other ships. I suppose that’s what happens when you have lots of different followers of different opinions.

“If I send you a text post you credit the source in # but i'd like you to include a link to my tumblr in the post itself so people would actually find my tumblr. I doent send you text posts anymore, cause it doesn't really profit me and it feels like you get credit for my work.”

We’re sorry you feel that way. We always put it in the tags, just in front of the source. We are more of a mod-based blog rather than a submission-based blog. Anyone is welcome to submit, but about 98% of our posts are created by our mods.

“Sometimes I feel like the wrong characters were chosen or not well thought out.”

We can assure you our mods put a lot of thought into what characters to use, but you are welcome to message us with your own suggestion! (But please note that we are a Marauders blog; we got a few comments about how we don’t post enough Hinny or Romione, but that’s not what our blog is about.)

What makes incorrect-marauders stand out?

Once again, we got a lot about how funny we are, so we’ll skip over those and highlight the more unique answers!

"They don't use things from other people without credit.”

“The love and attention put in to everything.”

“Don't think there are any other blogs about marauders in this style.”

(We got this a few times. ”Like the type of blog and incorrect-marauders was the first one Harry potter themed I found,” also, “Its really funny and pretty much the only blog that just does this kind of post and i LOVE it.” But alternatively... “There are a lot of textpost blogs like it, but it is one of the only ones that I have found that consistently keeps characters in character in the posts and appeals to my sense of humor.”)

“I feel the quotes are in character and from multiple sources which Is cool.“

“How open it is.”

“The continuous content.”

“The posts arent so often that my dash is spammed like other blogs of the same nature.”

“Not sure but I like you.”

Not much to comment on these except we’re happy to see people think this about us!

How satisfied are you with the blog and the posts, in all?

So, you’re telling me, we opened a public, anonymous survey and not a single hater filled it out? Am I impressed or disappointed?

Please explain your response to the previous question.

“I just love the whole blog.”

“It's not my favourite blog ever ever which is why it's not a 10 but i still love it.”

“You guys are just so awesome! But it'd also be cool to have a little, meet the creator(s).”

“Its good but I don't have or want notifications on.”

“It’s the #qualitycontent i signed up for.”

"Always room for improvement, and also there's no 9 3/4 option.”

Awesome! We definitely agree that we can always improve, which is what this survey is for!

How often should we post?

We got a lot of variety here. Some say once a day (which is how often we currently post) was ideal. Others put stuff like...

“I wouldnt mind my entire blog just being filled with your posts.”

While Once A Day is the most voted for, the rest of the options put together, which we’ll name Two or More Times a Day, do win overall. Since we have one new post followed by a reblog, we’ll compromise by posting two times a day, but with one new post a day (the second being a reblog).

In UTC, what times do you prefer us posting?

As expected, not many people cared. But two people felt very strongly and voted for 12am, 1am, and 6pm UTC. So, we’ll consider that.

What characters, relationships, universes, etc. would you like to see more represented in our posts?

We got a lot of responses here, primarily being more Wolfstar, Jily, and BFFs James and Sirius. We also got a lot saying we should post about Hinny, Romione, next gen, FBAWTFT, etc. in which I remind you that this is a Marauders blog.

We also got the hilarious response that said we should maybe post about the “merauders”. Well, we can certainly promise you that.

We also got a lot of people saying more McGonagall. That’s something we can definitely do.

Would you like to see more original quotes from us?

For the longest time, the option 50/50 was at exactly 50%. Kind of disappointed that is no longer, but the 25% option is at 25%, so that’s something. Anyway, we’ll aim for 50/50.

What else would you like to see us post?

This was one of the results that will make the biggest change to the blog. People seem to really love these ideas. So expect...

Marauder Mondays! Every Monday we’ll have Marauder Monday, where we’ll answer asks, reblog posts, and have a party! Probably when we’ll post the “extra” posts, like our GIFs, graphics, aesthetics, videos, etc.

How would you feel if we did sponsored posts?

Combined, it seems like ~75% of those who took the survey are good with sponsored posts.

These results honestly surprised us. We’ve gotten a lot of offers of sponsorships in the past but have always denied them because we didn’t know how our followers would feel. We probably won’t do this in the near future, but it’s an option.

What kind of projects would you like to see us host?

We got so many people suggesting merch. Shirts, stickers, pins, other merch... So we’ll keep that in mind! We’d love some Marauders shirts ourselves.

“Projects that other blogs can get involved with to help other accounts grow.”

Noted!

“An art challenge maybe? like, 30 day challenge where you have to draw them as characters from movies/tv shows? like, friends, clueless, avengers, dc characters etc.“

Definitely interesting. Art challenges would be a lot of fun. Hopefully there’s an interest for this!

Which of our other accounts do you follow/would like to follow?

We’ll look into bringing on people to regularly post on other sites.

What device do you use to browse our blog most often (whether through Tumblr or our site)?

Why are we bothering with a redesign again? Oh, right. Personal vain.

How often do you visit the blogsite?

Those numbers are higher than expected...

What kind of things would you like to find on our blogsite?

“Character aesthetics.”

“Fanfiction links.”

“Marauders fan art would be cool.“

We’ll be working on this! Thank you for the suggestions!

More meet the creator(s) (if not comfortable with should, maybe just telling a funny story)

We got a lot of people saying they’d like to know more about us. We are anonymous, but this particular comment had us thinking. We’ll be implementing something in the near future. We will still remain anonymous, but we will have “blog identifies”, I suppose you could say. More info to come!

Other than show, character, and ship lists, what would you like to see in our navigation?

We didn’t get many new suggestions for this, except for fanart, aesthetics, etc. which we will add as more people join the blog!

Do you have any additional suggestions for us?

"Maybe find a blog that could do fan art, but only if you’re comfortable with it. Also, you’re blog is already so amazing, and any redesign would just make it more awesome!!! Don’t let anyone get you down espically if some one puts something negative on the survey because it is so so great already.”

We got no negative feedback (just constructive criticism), but thank you for your concern!

“um. keep doing this. i like it. it helps fill the gaping void in my soul“

Mood.

“Thanks for making the survey, caring about our feedback, and being awesome overall :)”

Of course! This is not just our blog, this is the Marauders fandom blog. Your feedback means everything to us and we hope you will like the changes we’ll make in response to it.

And that covers all of it! Cookies to anyone who read all of that! Keep an eye out for those new mod applications if you’re interested in joining our team!

We’ll be taking a tiny little hiatus as we’re figuring some stuff out.

[bangtanficrecs]

Lost & Found Batch #19

Can’t start up the blog again without posting the newest batch! As always, if you happen to know the fic the ask is looking for, reply to this post or send us an ask with the request number and title/author. If you happen to know any fics from Past Batches, those are more than welcome as well. Thank you!! ~ Admin P

1)  There are werewolves and hunters. Jungkook and his dad are hunters. The rest of BTS are like a pack. The people close to Kook and his dad Is VIXX 95% sure. Hunters have jobs like police and Kook started his job. Meet Jin who works in the morgue also meets v. Accidently finds out jin is a Wolf. Jin dosent come in for work. Meets V again eventually falls for him. Dad locks him in his room. Escapes from window to save the other BTS. His dad shoots him making VIXX distrust his dad. VKook/Ao3

I'm only human (after all) by Lalaithwen

2)  Hi! I want to ask if you know this fic. The members where assassins or something? And they were separated into groups with OCs or other idols. There were three people in a group with a person from rach classification. One of the classifications was named epsilon(?) Like I think the classifications were based on eyesight, accuracy, and intellect. I would really love if you find this!

3) Hello! I have lost a fic I was reading. It is a mafia au with supernatural elements where suga is the boss and rest is working for him and jimin was a succubus working in his brothel and then he was a witness suga was protecting him in his apartment so its mainly yoonmin and taekook was a side pairing. It was a long and chaptered fic and was soo good. had bunc of other kpop characters. Can you please help me find it thank you so much 😊 🙏🏻

浮世 U K I Y O by Sharleena

4) hi loves ♡ I'm hoping you could help me find a fic? it's basically namjoon/everyone but each chapter is a different storyline with a different pairing. in each story namjoon is homeless or really really poor and the member in that chapter helps him and they fall in love. and joon is always rlly bad at his jobs. one chap I remember was with hobi and he owned a dance studio that joon worked at and joon started sleeping in hobis office ^°^ hope you can help find it ~

Phosphenes by CynoDemure

5) Hi, I’ve been trying to find a fix where Taehyung isn’t a part of BTS, but suddenly they respond to his tweet and shit goes down and they offer him a ticket to tour and room with them. Tae is a YouTuber or has a channel and he lives in a really nice apartment and blasts BTS music to the point where someone comes up and yells at him? I think that happens, and BTS watch his videos. It’s on AO3. If you do find it then thank you so much.

Perfection by orphan_account

6) Hi hi! I was trying to find a fic. I think yoongi had gotten a tattoo and it was of a tiger?? And I think kookie was the artist??? That's all I remember sadly :<

watercolor by TheHalesNyx

7) Hi! I'm looking for a fic I lost track of a while ago. It was Namkook, & what I remember is that they didn't get along bc NJ makes JK feel inferior, but ot7 go on a trip & they end up rooming together. They all get drunk, & NJ ends up offering at some point to have sex with JK. It was ongoing, & the last part I remember is JK going off on NJ & walking onto the balcony & NJ follows. Super vague & probably unhelpful but does anyone know?? Any help is appreciated please & thank you!! ♡

8) Hi! Can you help me find a story?? I’m looking for a story where Jungkook moves into an apartment building where the rest of BTS lives after leaving a traditional family, might have been ABO. He meets taehyung and eventually lives with the rest of them, I remember that two of the members adopt two children and jungkook accidentally gives one of them food they’re allergic too. Thank you for the help!

dust by lotuschae (orphan_account)

9) Hi! I'm hoping you guys could help me find a fic? i'm looking for a taekook fic where they meet again at an event and taehyung didn't expect jungkook to present as an alpha. in the fic mates mark each others with scars and jungkook still has the scar that tae gave him when they were young (tae didn't have a scar cos they got scared from the blood). In the fic jimin is an alpha and the very start of the fic was vmin rushing to the event cos they fell asleep.  [cont] seokjin and namjoon are betas in the fic if i remember correctly. Also, i'm not sure if this is the same fic but jk set suga's contact image as yoonji and when he bumped into taehyung and jimin at the market yoongi called him to ask him to hurry and jimin saw the contact photo and was interested lol so he asked jk for yoongi's number thinking he was a girl. When tae and jm go to jk's dance studio he sees yoongi there with jk and thought they were twins lol. [cont] SORRY FOR SENDING SO MANY MESSAGES but i would be really grateful if you guys knew which fic (might be separate fics?) i'm looking for. I've tried searching tags and scrolling through my history but i couldn't find anything :( thank you so much in advance and sorry for spamming your inbox :')

10) Hello! I'm looking for a fic I read last year. It's a Namgi that I think is set in college. I don't remember much but it has a scene where Namjoon is getting beat up in a locker room/gym at high school and Yoongi finds him because he's going to basketball practice. Yoongi runs to get the principal and the bullies get expelled. Namjoon tells Yoongi/he figures out, that Namjoon planned it to get the bullies expelled. It's a how-they-met story. I think Yoongi was class president too. Thank you! :)

11) I looked through you tags and tried to find it on ao3 too but I can’t :( can you help,,,, it’s a junghope where (I think) Jungguk is having a hard time in college and Hoseok is like “hey make a bucket list of things you want to do” and so they do and then find feeling along the way. I very specifically remember two of the items on the list,, 1) riding a Segway 2) being fucked against a wall Thank you!!!❤️❤️

12)  Hi! I've been looking for a 1 (or 2) chapter jikook fic. Jimin recently broke up with an asshole. Jungkook works at some kind of gun range/shooting place. JM is convinced to take a class there, and JK asks him on a date. After the date, JM never calls JK, and it upsets JK because he feels like he was led on. Actually, JM's ex had been bugging him and emotionally abusing JM into thinking he wasn't good enough. In the end, JM explains it, and jikook get together. Thank you for your help!

13)  Hi, I'm looking for a age swap fic where the members wake up with their ages swapped. I remember the first one was Jimin and Jungkook waking up with their ages swapped, and then after that it was Yoongi and Taehyung, and then they would eventually forget that they weren't actually that age, and the other members were the only ones who knew that they weren't actually that age. Also there was Taekook (I think). Can anyone help me find this fic? Thanks

im not gonna call you hyung by aprofessorstale

14)  Hi! Could you please help me find a fic? I read this awhile ago and I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s a Yoonseok fic where Yoongi and Hobi got into a fight because I think Yoongi had a soft spot for Jimin and tried comforting him and Hobi was jealous or so. They decided to take a break from the relationship and all of the members urged them to talk it out but they were stubborn not to. Also Jimin and Yoongi were never dating. I’m sorry if it’s vague and not making any sense.

15)  Hey! Looking for this Jikook fic where they're both sons from rival companies but have been in a sexual relationship since boarding school? Can't remember the name. Thanks!

All Your Glory by eumorious

16)  Hi I'm not sure if you can help me find this since it's a smau and now a fic. Its jikook, hs. I think jm is rich and jk is a hockey player or something. But jm likes tae and asks jk to teach him how to do sexual stuff but also fake dates him and they end up real dating.

17) Hello, I've been searching for this one fic on AO3 where Jimin gets betrayed/stabbed? by Taehyung. Taehyung seemed to be really skittish and was freaking Jimin out. I also know Jungkook ends up marrying a detective? If you guys don't know it's okay!

18)  Hi! I’ve been looking for this one fic- I think it was Yoongi/Hoseok/Jungkook? And Yoongi was a tattoo artist along with another kpop singer (not BTS). I also remember at some point Yoongi gets a birthday cupcake that says “Hyung loves you” and he ends up attempting suicide too? Thanks for any help! 😭

Pati by signifying_nothing Note: The fic is locked and requires an AO3 account to view

19)  For the love of my sanity please please help me find this fic. Its taekook, bottom kook top Tae. Its either a two part chapter fic or two part serious. The first part I belive is a fic where taehyung does freaky ass shit to Jungkook so in the next part, jungkook gets revange on Tae. But more importantly, the second part features Taehyung being hand cuffed to the bed, and Jungkook is teasing him. Taehyung is very dom and frustrated at his sub. (A03) Thank you

Things To Do Before You Die by SevenSoulmates Note: The fic is locked and requires an AO3 account to view

20) I'm not sure if this account is still alive, but I'll give it a try. I'm looking for a bangtan fic where one of them lost his pregnant wife and after her funeral he went to the bar. He got drunk and got into one night stand and that person got pregnant. I don't remember the paring, but Jungkook might be one of them. I'm sorry for my English.

21)  hello! im looking for a series of one shots all in the same universe, its ot7 smut and was on ao3, with i believe 60+ parts? and it had hoseok as straight in the first few parts. ive been looking for ages but cant find it 😭

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Update on where I’ve been

I’ve been busy with writing, I’m trying to finish the draft for my novel in three months or so. I’ve also been drawing more, almost every day, and I’m trying to improve so I can put together a marketable portfolio for a few places. That’s basically taken up most of my time. Also my internet sucks, so most of the time tumblr won’t even load.

im addition to that, my surgery was cancelled. Because I cancelled it. The hospital was fucking with me, scheduling me for short notice appointments (like, the next day) without telling me and not answering calls, and half the departments don’t have voicemail set up, something even the receptionist wasn’t aware of. Seems pretty incompetent, so I’m not risking them fucking me up during surgery. I know admin staff and medical staff are different, but I’m not taking any chances. I have an appointment with a different surgeon late next month, he’s more local and will hopefully want to do my surgery at a hospital I’m familiar with. I cannot believe it’s taking me this long to get these fucking teeth out.

Oh and I want to maybe take language learning more seriously. Ed and I are both learning German and he is miles ahead of me, but I’m looking into more apps to supplement duolingo, might start listening to German music or podcasts or something. I would like to learn German, Russian, French and Japanese and so far German has been the easiest so I’m sticking with first, and also because Ed is learning it too.

And that’s what I’ve been up to lately! I will eventually spam reblog everything Ed has tagged for me, sorry not sorry

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Rules

The Host is a fictional character made up by @/markiplier 

“The host is speaking” is the tag which is for posts containing in character speech. (IC) “The other is speaking” is the tag where the admin, so me, is speaking. (OOC)

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DON’T REBLOG ANY ROLEPLAYS IF YOU’RE NOT A PART OF THEM,  YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

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The blog contains triggering content (tagged “trigger” cw) and nsfw (tagged ‘nsfw’).

Don’t start anything ‘nsfw’ if you aren't 18+ years old.

Be kind, respecting and understanding towards me, and I will be towards you!

~~

Name’s Cecil, hewwo He/Him please uwu

I’m German, have been roleplaying for 10 years now (since 2010), on tumblr since 2016.

I’m 21 years old as of 2020.

Please tag these blogs for me: doctordiscord123, discord-incarnate, bingiplierdaily, thomothysdoodles

I do not want to ever be spoken to about these blogs, nor be send things they posted.

Due to depression, I often have no ideas for roleplays. I want to roleplay!! Always!! With anyone and everyone!!

I just have no ideas

Never be afraid of sending me an ask or a message! I’m very nice, I promise! ;;

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Don’t spam. Ask in the IM/PM/DM if I haven’t gotten an ask -> I delete questions I don’t want to answer or have been in my inbox for too long

You can roleplay via asks as well, even on anon.

I don’t roleplay in the IM/PM/DMs, I might on Discord if you ask.

Don’t send in random starters in which my muse is abusive/an asshole without having asked me before hand.

Don’t send in random starters in which I am required to write someone abusive/an asshole even if it isn’t my muse without having asked me before hand.

Tell me which verse or au you want for the starter, otherwise I’ll assume it’s normal verse, or even pick one at random.

No godmodding, no power play, metagaming or retconning, without talking between the admins/muns!

Metagaming will happen on this blog, since the Host’s powers are exactly that and he cannot turn them off.

Powerplay may happen as well, since it is also the Host’s power.

Write more than just one or two lines. I need something to work with, otherwise I won’t continue our thread.

I may accidentally drop a thread without saying anything, sorry if that happens! Just ask about it nicely.

Remind me to reply to a thread after at least a full day. -> Do not reblog the thread and tag me in it constantly. -> Do send me an ask or ask in the IM/PM/DM if I forgot our thread

I’m semi-selective with roleplays -> Don’t be afraid to send in starters, or anything at all! -> I take ages to reply to starters, and I’m sorry if I never answer yours.

I’m somewhat picky with OCs -> I don't mind OCs, but I may have a hard time roleplaying with them, so the chances are that if we roleplay, I may drop our thread very quickly.  -> If you’re OC is well made, I won’t mind at all! Feel free to try another roleplay though!

The blog is multi-verse and multi-ship! -> Verses can be found [here] -> I love shipping!!!! So feel free to try! -> Host is on the Ace spectrum, but not sex repulsed!!!!!

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What are all those weird words?

Powerplay: When someone directly affects the other person’s character with their own writing.

Godmodding: When the character’s abilities/actions don’t allow them to get into disadvantage. Also used as umbrella term for all other terms listed here. Also known as overpower/OP.

Metagaming: Using OOC knowledge in roleplay, particularly the knowledge the character is not supposed to know.

Retconning: Disregarding the previous events as if they never happened.

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Rules

The Host is a fictional character made up by @markiplier 

“The host is speaking” is the tag which is for posts containing in character speech. (IC) “The other is speaking” is the tag where the admin, so me, is speaking. (OOC)

-

DON’T REBLOG ANY ROLEPLAYS IF YOU’RE NOT A PART OF THEM,  YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

-

The blog contains triggering content (tagged “trigger” cw) and nsfw (tagged ‘nsfw’).

Don’t start anything ‘nsfw’ if you aren't 18+ years old.

Be kind, respecting and understanding towards me, and I will be towards you!

~~

Name’s Cecil, hewwo He/Him please uwu

I’m German, have been roleplaying for 10 years now (since 2010), on tumblr since 2016.

I’m 21 years old as of 2020.

Please tag these blogs for me: doctordiscord123 (and all her rp blogs), bingiplierdaily, thomothysdoodles

I do not want to ever be spoken to about these blogs, nor be send things they posted.

Thanks!

Due to depression, I often have no ideas for roleplays. I want to roleplay!! Always!! With anyone and everyone!!

I just have no ideas

Never be afraid of sending me an ask or a message! I’m very nice, I promise! ;;

~~

Don’t spam. Ask in the IM/PM/DM if I haven’t gotten an ask -> I delete questions I don’t want to answer or have been in my inbox for too long

You can roleplay via asks as well, even on anon.

I don’t roleplay in the IM/PM/DMs, I might on Discord if you ask.

Don’t send in random starters in which my muse is abusive/an asshole without having asked me before hand.

Don’t send in random starters in which I am required to write someone abusive/an asshole even if it isn’t my muse without having asked me before hand.

Tell me which verse or au you want for the starter, otherwise I’ll assume it’s normal verse (or even pick one at random).

No godmodding, no power play, metagaming or retconning, without talking between the admins/muns!

Metagaming will happen on this blog, since the Host’s powers are exactly that and he cannot turn them off.

Powerplay may happen as well, since it is also the Host’s power.

Write more than just one or two lines. I need something to work with, otherwise I won’t continue our thread.

I may accidentally drop a thread without saying anything, sorry if that happens! Just ask about it nicely.

Remind me to reply to a thread after at least a full day. -> Do not reblog the thread and tag me in it constantly. -> Do send me an ask or ask in the IM/PM/DM if I forgot our thread

I’m not really selective with roleplays -> Don’t be afraid to send in starters, or anything at all! -> If I like your starter, it will be replied to as quickly as possible <3

I’m not really picky with OCs -> I really like most OCs! As long as your OC isn't overpowered, I'll likely love them to pieces <3 -> I also love talking about OCs! If you wanna talk about your OC, or talk about my OCs, I welcome all <3 If I ever drop a RP, feel free to start another!

The blog is multi-verse and multi-ship! -> Verses can be found [here] -> I love shipping! There's pretty much no one I don't ship with Host!     But Host doesn't fall in love easily, so there's gotta be some chemistry!     Or, y'know, tell me you want to ship c: -> Host is on the Ace spectrum, but not sex repulsed!!!!!

~~

What are all those weird words?

Powerplay: When someone directly affects the other person’s character with their own writing.

Godmodding: When the character’s abilities/actions don’t allow them to get into disadvantage. Also used as umbrella term for all other terms listed here. Also known as overpower/OP.

Metagaming: Using OOC knowledge in roleplay, particularly the knowledge the character is not supposed to know.

Retconning: Disregarding the previous events as if they never happened.

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Discord for whoever may want to talk to me outside of tumblr

I will roleplay there as well, if you really prefer that.

SEND ME AN ASK OF WHO YOU ARE HERE ON TUMBLR I won’t accept requests unless I know who you are >:C

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write short descriptions of your favourite mutuals/friends and then tag them (but not next to their descriptions) and try to make them guess which one is theirs!

SO BASICALLY IM SO HAPPY I GOT THIS CAUSE I CAN NEVER LIKE SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR ALL MY FRIENDS AND MUTUALS ANYWAYS IMMA GO FOR IT 

also some of y'all i don't talk like a lot to but i still love all of you soooo here i go

@perkwoojin @woojiniee @jeonjeonggukks @wannawrite @alliwannado-w1 @parkkwoojin @porkjeojang @defdaniksgf @wannabl @wanna-one @kanggdaniell @baeijns @starrywinters @wanna-17​ @jamlesswritings @woojinstinygf @kimjaehwanswife @parkji-hoons @wanna-one-scenarios @laignlin @ongsecngwoo

1. totally does not love her bias and completely in love with her bias wrecker. she’s hella sweet and terrible at guessing.

2. literally hates but is in love with her bias she’s also like so smart i can’t deal 

3. hilarious af best smile and has a better booty than her bias 

4. hoe hoe hoe doesn’t deserve her anons super relatable is not human does not sleep and eat but best to rant to bout petty shit and i weirdly love her

5. just started talking but i love talking to her already and like tf she says she doesn't reply well but she does and has one of the best blogs 

6. SAYS SHE’S ON HIATUS even tho she totally isn’t??? so easy to slander and roast cause perfect mix of sweetheart and bitchy

7. SUCH A GREAT PERSON TO TALK TO has the most fucked up sleeping schedule i can’t deal 

8. mothers me super sweet and amazing to fangirl w but also denies the existence of her bias wrecker even tho she’s in love w him smh

9. the sweetest also would choose another member over her bias to save?? like tf hella nice spams but i love it

10. the best gives good ass advice needs so much money for new music and albums constantly i could talk to her for hours on end 

11. loves angst sm (you already know who you are) super good to talk about everything to do AND WILL REFUSE TO REVEAL HER FACE SMH 

12. tags me in stuff SO APPRECIATE YOU SM FOR THAT great writer multi fandom asf and just super nice

13. i love to talk to her bout our bias and she’s so in love with him its crazy she’s so sweet and supportive of meee

14. is the best random stranger ever pick me up so we can go to kcon lmao always busy (it’s okay tho i still love talking to you) and is devoted to her bias

15. don’t talk a lot but when we do it is greattt but gave me hella good advice for a fic and like just great to rant bout fic ideas and writing in general

16. talk on and off cause she’s so busy BUT GREAT TO TALK TO i promise to go to prom w you in a hella nice red dress lol

17. relatable asf and so nice look up to her writing a lot moodboard twinsies and is a nerd (at least according to her)

18. SO SWEET just fangirl about her fics to her and she does it back which is an honour just rly nice and soft 

19. the ABSOLUTE SWEETEST probs can confess anything to her but is terrible at being online on tumblr like EVERYTHING is queue smh

20. super cute younger than me tf and is one of the admins on her blog just super cute and nice

21. BASICALLY SOULMATES multifandom all my biases are her biases (mostly) really great to talk to my future goals in life tbh

THIS WAS SO LONG IM SO SORRY TO THE PEOPLE AT THE END OF THE LIST LMAO AND LIKE IK SOME OF YALL DONT TALK TO ME REGULARLY BUT I WANTED TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU

i love you all so much ♡♡♡♡♡