#sorry for ranting about oats but this is my last straw

[m0llygunn]

everyday I wake up and pray that this cultural oat fad is over. it’s killing me (literally I have an anaphylactic allergy LMAO) and i’m sick of regular ingredients being replaced with oats lol like why on gods green earth am I being jump scared by oats on the ingredient list for CHIPS chips are meant to be potatoes???????

(also yes I realize an oat allergy is so dumb and it actually happened because of over exposure😭)

[neoandersons]

The Plan

So, after some encourage me from Shayna, I decided to post some of my imagines that were originally on Wattpad. I am really sorry if this sucks badly, but I tried. I might post more too! I apologize for any grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors of any kind. Anyway, thank you Shayna! @sunshine-and-chocolate-kisses​

"Dude, this is serious. My dad might really send me to Oats Military Academy this time!" Ted said in utter despair to his best friend, Bill Preston, who looked just as mortified.

"This is most heinous! How will we convince your old man not to send you to Alaska?" Bill replied, trying to think of ideas to save his best bud from military school.

"I have no idea. I'm sure he's looking for plane tickets already!" Ted said with forlorn expression, which should never happen. Ted should always be happy and ready to rock n' roll.

"Wait, dude! I think I just came up with the most excellent plan to save you." Bill jollity said, feeling a hypothetical light bulb appear above his curly blond locks.

"Well, what is it, dude?" Ted questioned hastily, eager to hear Bill's genius plan.

"Okay, well, you know [Name] [Last Name], right? The really smart honors babe?" Bill asked, referring to one of the most intelligent girls in their grade.

"Yeah, what about her?" Ted inquired, a bit confused at first. What did [Name] have to do with Oats?

"Okay well, here's the plan, my amigo. We ask [Name] to fake date you for awhile, just so your old man lays off." Bill revealed, feeling a bit proud. Man, who knew he was so good at this?

"Wait what? What if [Name] says no? That would be bogus!" Ted replied, feeling a bit more skeptical and reluctant to carry out this plan. But then again, when did Bill's plans ever fail them?

I mean, they did pass history! Even if they received help [note: Rufus was the help], but who cares? They passed!

"She'll say yes, dude. [Name] is nuts for you." Bill reassured with a knowing smile.

"How do you know?" Ted questions.

"Okay, well you know Misty—I mean—MOM? Well, she's friends with [Name]'s older sister, and sometimes they mention [Name]'s love life. I overhear stuff, y'know." Bill revealed, which left Ted surprised at the revelation.

"Oh, really?" Ted mumbled, still dazed in shock. He wasn't expecting such a pretty and smart girl to find interest in HIM. Ted knows he's a ditz, he hears people talk about him sometimes. And while sometimes it hurts to hear people's general opinion of him, he chooses not to care.

He's destined for great things—both him and Bill. So, who cares what others think?

"Trust me, Ted. It'll work!" Bill reassures one last time before they start practicing their songs. 

"What?" [Name] asks in surprise, still grasping her AP Chemistry books in her hands.

"Please [Name]..." Ted pleaded, unintentionally making a puppy face, which seemed totally lame of him but [Name] found it cute.

"Let me get this straight, Ted. You want to hire me as a fake girlfriend so your dad doesn't send you to Alaska for military school?" [Name] asked, repeating everything she heard to make sure she was right.

"Yup." Ted bluntly replied, a grin on his face, which [Name] thought was adorable. It wouldn't hurt to help the poor kid, right? Plus, [Name] doesn't think Ted could be states away from Bill. Those two were inseparable.

"How much pay is the job?" She asked, giving a smirk back in reply.

"Well, what did she say?" Bill asked, tuning his guitar to the best of his ability, which was not that great.

It was after school already, and the two boys were getting ready for band practice.

"She actually said yes, dude! I have a girlfriend, a fake one, but a girlfriend nevertheless!" Ted exclaimed in delight, now the hard part was actually convincing his dad.

"Excellent! I told you, dude!" Bill happily responded.

"Yeah, later tonight I'm going to tell my dad, so we'll see how that goes." Ted informed Bill. After that, the two rockers got into their regular routine as the Wyld Stallyns.

"Hey baabe!" Ted called out for [Name], who was walking with her Academic Decathlon friends.

"Who is he talking to?" [Name]'s friend, Trinity, asked with a scandalized tone.

"Me." [Name] replied, which shocks everyone in the friend group as Ted approaches her.

"Don't mind me, dudes. I need to borrow my girlfriend for a moment." Ted says without delay, gently taking [Name]'s hand and dragging her away.

"What's the big idea, Ted?" [Name] asks once they reach a more reclusive part of the campus.

"Okay, so I told my dad I had a girlfriend at dinner last night." Ted revealed, and he seemed a bit timid too.

"Oh, how did he respond?" [Name] queried, curious to hear the answer.

"Well, him and my brother laughed for about five minutes straight at the news. He almost choked from laughing too much." Ted replied, feeling a bit ashamed and embarrassed.

At the new information, [Name] felt determine to prove people wrong about Ted Logan. Sure, he was sometimes ditzy, but he was a very nice person. Not to mention, he's very cute. It sadden and irritated [Name] that Ted and his friend Bill had such a bad reputation.

[Name] let out a heavy sigh before looking up at her tall (fake) boyfriend with a determined look, "Look Ted, we're going to convince everyone in San Dimas we're a thing. Trust me, you'll never step foot on Alaskan soil if you don't want to."

Ted smiled, feeling a bit better, "Thanks [Name], you're pretty cool yourself."

"I know dude, I know. So, when am I meeting your old man?" [Name] asked, already thinking of possible outfits to wear. She needs to dress to impress.

"Saturday?" Ted suggested, and [Name] nodded.

"I'll see you at 7!"

After that, [Name] went through motions of her week. But it didn't come without repercussions of Ted announcing their relationship, and she was having trouble with her friends. It just angered [Name] so much, so what if Ted isn't good at math?

Or so what if he forgot his chemistry homework? He isn't a bad person at all, but her friends want to think otherwise.

"C'mon [Name], why are you with him? He's so beneath you." David, a so-called friend, stated. Murmurs of agreements could be heard from the hallway, and that was the final straw for her.

"Look, assholes. I don't know what stick is up your asses, but I'm not dealing with it. I'm dating Ted, so what? It isn't your business, and frankly, he's way above you. At least he isn't degrading people, and making them feel bad for who they. So you know what? Screw you guys, he's my boyfriend!" [Name] ranted out, feeling livid at her friends, which she wasn't sure if they were her friends anymore.

To put it bluntly, they were too shock to even say anything towards the angry girl. [Name] ran into Ted as soon as she left the classroom, seeing him outside the door.

"[Name]..." Ted mumbled, and it was so sad seeing him so dejected.

"You heard those idiots, huh? Well, don't listen to them, Ted. You're cool and I like you for you." [Name] reassured, giving him a smile, taking his hand into hers.

"You're the best, babe." Ted replied back, a huge grin growing on his face.

"I know. I can't help it, y'know." [Name] replied, and the two walked down the hallway, their hands intertwined with each other.

In the end, when Saturday evening came, it turned out that Ted's father absolutely adored her. He was happy to see his son date such a respectable and intelligent young lady, even claiming that [Name] would be a good influence.

If Mr. Logan had any plans of sending his son away, they were halted as Ted's (and even Bill's) grades ended up improving as [Name] tutored them.

Ted and [Name] decided to drop the "fake" part out of their relationship and ended up as an actual couple. Even Ted's younger brother thought [Name] was cool, and he was a hard-ass to impress.

Bill was thrilled that he was the best wingman ever, but he was also happy his best friend wasn't leaving.

After all, the Wyld Stallyns were going to change the world.