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I am sorry but i always think its fucking hilarious when americans freak out about Mett
Which a lot of yall do aparently, eventhough its perfectly safe to eat, many people are wierded out by it. I mean fair but you are missing out, im telling you.
#dca fnaf#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#daycare attendant#fnaf sb#my art#look guys i know this is a shitpost but i mean it#Mettbrötchen are good stuff#wanna fucking eat one rn#also they are making vegan mett here so noone has to be left out which is kinda dumb because the point of it is that its raw meat#but if its tasty its tasty good for the vegans who wanna eat mett#sorry for german specific shitposts
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pronouncing the necron 'sz': personal rating list*
broke: /s/ only ('seras')
woke: /z/ only ('zeras')
provoke: /s/ and /z/ pronounced separately ('s-ze-ras')
bespoke: /ʂ/ or /ʃ/ ('scheras')
invoke: tensed fricative /s͈/ ('sseras')
misspoke: /s/ but evil ('ßeras')
(* Further notes in tags.)
#warhammer 40k#wh40k#necrons#illuminor szeras#necron#shitpost#german speakers i am so sorry you had to read that with your eyes 😂 i also speak german i do know eszetts can't start words#originally this was just for fun but it seems there are quite a lot of ways wh40k fans pronounce this#native english speaking fans usually seem to stick to 's'#whereas in languages that actually use this digraph it would be s/ʂ/ʃ#but in korean translations 'sz' defaults to 'z' so it's definitely 'zeras (제라스)' and 'zarekh (자렉)'#and sometimes the 's' and 'z' are both present and pronounced like in japanese ('s-za-rekh';スザーレク)#(i personally use ʃ because it seems the logical compromise)#in lore terms i think all or most of those pronunciations were used among the necrontyr and there is not one 'canon' version#variety is the spice of life it's fine they're all good. well maybe not the last one but still 😂#according to TDK the necrontyr didn't have a united language until szarekh came along so they must've had different dialects#i reckon that's why the silent king made his universal language. so people could pronounce his name how HE specifically wanted it#it's all becoming so clear now!!!! 😬
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Intr0duct!on
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please do not send me asks for donations, here’s why. my nsfw blog: @justagirlwithanoralfixation my rp blogs: @thorns-and-rosier @your-chchcherry-bomb
song stuck on repeat:
• Hello, you can call me Luca, Penelope (any nicknames welcome) or Skye (but feel free to call me nicknames based on my url, let me be one of those people)
• I’m genderfluid, so my pronouns change a lot (card). Please check here what they currently are before referring to me.
• pronouns: she/her + fem terms, last updated February 15th
• also important: I am offline every day from midnight till 7 am, CET. Everything posted in that time frame is queued/scheduled.
• I am happily married to @sotiredimbored & @aidens-ocean-galaxy & @calypso10191
• my gender is whatever coked up Bowie had going on.
• I’m bi-lesbian (the term existing literally saved me from another crisis) and somewhere on the ace spectrum, but too lazy to find a label
• and a minor
• I am a hellenic polytheist, but I don’t post about it much (you can ask me about it though)
• I speak German and English (fluently), know the basics in Italian, Spanish and French, and can insult you in Korean.
• My fandoms are: PJO, The Marauders/Harry Potter (fuck jkr), The Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Sherlock Holmes (BBC, the books, Sherlock & Co.), Dead Boy Detectives, Derry Girls, Stranger Things
• Twitter is the only thing we deadname in this house
• me living in Germany is cause for multiple mental breakdowns a week over fucking Deutsche Bahn, don’t be put off.
• I am kind of fucked in the head, don’t expect me to be normal. Ever. • As in I have depression and am probably autistic, but testing isn’t available to me so self diagnosing will have to do, (maybe also bpd? fuck therapy tho)
• on that note: major swear warning, not even my intro is clean
• other TWs include: suicidal thoughts, depression, smoking, SH and ED
• here’s my Pinterest if you’re interested
• my blog is a safe space for you unless you find yourself in my DNI.
• DNI: transphobes, homophobes, racists, sexists, zionists, MDNI blogs, if you wanna convert me or smth, etc.
• If you don’t like my stuff, the door is right there, don’t be rude about it.
• please don’t hesitate to send me your thoughts and questions about literally anything. Inbox and DMs are always wide open. • I’m sorry if you followed me for something specific and now have a bunch of shit I reblog on your dash
• and also please send music recs, I love discovering new music.
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Tags I use regularly:
#skye’s silly thoughts ➾ shower thoughts, lyrics I relate to, and shitposting #der die deine mom ➾ yeah sometimes I speak German (lyrics, vents, politics) #tin can vents ➾ vents I suppose, I don’t always put TWs so beware
#my fucked up family ➾ self explanatory
#my poor poetry attempts ➾ my poetry/writing
#cal <3 ➾ my beloved, he is half my soul, as the poets say
#my silly bug boys ➾ about The Beatles, my commentary on Get Back, etc. #love letters ➾ submissions
#luca’s fanfic ➾ my fan fiction
#penny sings sometimes ➾ my guitar covers and maybe original songs in the future
#skye’s asks ➾ my asks
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moodboards by my beloved (cal <3):
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by aiden my love:
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My Taste In Music. About Requests. Microfic Navigation. My Cover Of Landslide.
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#skye’s silly thoughts#luca’s fanfic#penny sings sometimes#skye’s asks#fic recs <3#cal <3#my fucked up family#my silly bug boys#my poor poetry attempts#tin can vents#der die deine mom#Spotify
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Doodle requests are open‼️
The series characters I can draw the best(In order) are:
South Park, Eddsworld, Creepypasta, n' SMG4
Just a some things about me(changes/updates so much)
Fictionkin of:
Tweek Tweak
Craig Tucker
Kyle Broflovski
Kenny McCormick
Stan Marsh (South Park)
Mickey (Bobs Burgers)
Carl Grimes
Daryl Dixon (TWD) (I'm 99% sure I am a Fictionkin of him👍)
Gregory House (House M.D.)
Lucifer
Vox
Husk
Angel Dust (Hazbin hotel)
Sniper
Medic {Pls, istg I'm not insane anymore, I swear😭} (TF2)
Tord (Eddsworld)
Shadow ( Sonic, but not sure which specific Sonic yet)
Questioning 2
+ I have also found out I am a fictionflicker, so if there's some kins I have that aren't on the list above that's why👍 I do have a few recurring fictionflickers though, Such as:
Hunter (TOH)
Michael Afton (FNAF)
Crying Child/BV/Evan Afton (FNAF 4)
Tom (Eddsworld)
Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
SMG3 + Mr Puzzles (SMG4)
Ticci Toby
BEN Drowned + Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)
Scout/Jeremy(TF2)
Louise (Bobs Burgers)
Therian but not completely comfortable to reveal some of my Theriotypes, but the ones I'm fine with revealing are a Border Collie, Island Fox, Clouded leopard, Red Panda, Some kind of Shark, Bi Color german shepherd, and an Opossum.
Current Shifts/Kinfeels:
Tweek Tweak
Craig Tucker
Scout/Jeremy
Ticci Toby
He/Him (Trans FTM/Masc)
Minor !! (I'm changing it to minor cause I only want the people close to me/my mutuals to know my age, sorry if its weird or smthn!!!)
Christan (but excepts any religion)
Favorite Animal is Guinea pigs
2nd favorite drink is coffee (My #1 favorite drink is water cause I need it to survive)
Top 5 Favorite songs:
1st: Runs in the family - Amanda Palmer
2nd: Life - Mother Mother
3rd: Animals - STOMACH BOOK
4th: Bad Habit - Steve Lacy
5th: Cupid's Chokehold / Breakfast In America - Gym Class Heros
(it was top 10 before, but I'm to lazy for that crap)
A few last random shit facts 'bout me + some random things
I am very scared of alarms(Like, fire alarms)
I have Trypophobia aka fear of holes(it's very bad)
I have a love hate relationship with insects
I'm AroAce but I still want a romantic relationship and Bi
Wolverine is my all-time favorite hero(I don't care that he's technically an anti-hero/also an X-Men, he's the best)
Black and Red are my favorite colors
HTTYD is my favorite movie series
I love Scooby Doo(Especially Mystery Incorporated)
I am a mix of Introverted and Extroverted
I swear I wanna cry when stuff I've been waiting for is altered(Don't ask, I have no idea why)
I have anxiety
I freak out VERY easily
Salamanders are so cool istg
I have sensitive ears so I hate loud noises(I think I'm just a wimp)
I was in a car crash when I was 8(Luckily me and my dad were fine)
I like Diary of a wimpy kid
I have an older brother that I fight with(Imagine Rodrick and Greg's rivalry)
Some noises also make me want to bawl my eyes out(Also don't ask why, I seriously don't know)
I will 'kill' you if you look in my sketchbook(I swear you do not wanna see it, like really, you do NOT)
I have social anxiety👍
I'm seriously fucked up in the brain
I have asthma
I have OCD and BPD
And also i've decided to make tags because it is so annoying trying to find certain posts. So: the art tag is #Tw33k Draws the ask tag is #Tw33ks asks and I also use #Tw33k Rambles when I'm just talking and then as well theres just the #Shitpost tag on the posts I post that have words or images that isn't art, I also #Tw33k Rants, I think that name is pretty self explanatory, I also don't add tags to like any of the stuff I reblog unless I'm talking in the tags
I'm horrible at spelling
And yeah, that's all I'm willing to tell
Also please don't hate me, I can't control who I am
Thanks for reading
Random Icons :D
Okay! One last thing, sense I have started the Zombie Park series, you can ask them questions about litterly ANYTHING some stuff they might not be allowed to answer at the moment like some stuff that'll happen in the future, but if you have any questions about the AU feel free to ask
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Introduction
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Hi and welcome to my blog. My name is Lili, I'm kind of new here so I'm still learning how to use Tumblr. I created this account mostly to make moodboards I enjoy (I'm amateur so bear with me) but now I reblog stuff too from fandoms I love. But I'm mostly just lurking and watching fandoms silently.
Moodboard masterlist Favourite AMVs/Fan videos Moodboard taglist
Open for requests!
If you want to use the moodboards I posted, just tell me and credit me please.
Divider made by @firefly-graphics from this post
The links to the picrews: (1) (2)* - for the second one I used some filter settings with the Gallery app.
*the link to the second picrew doesn't work, it might got deleted.
About myself:
I'm a 24 year old woman
I have hazel eyes and dark blonde wavy hair with blonde highlights
I'm Hungarian so English is not my native language; if you see typos this is the reason for that 😅
Besides Hungarian I speak German and English
I'm an introvert
The worst at socialising
I'm not the best with words; I tend to be quiet
Afraid of screwing up things
I constantly say sorry for everything even if it's not my fault (I'm trying to stop it I swear)
Moody (Blues)
I like space aesthetic.
I like to look up to the stars (if the light pollution allows to) and to the moon.
Always reading something
I mostly wear simple clothes (T-shirt + jeans combo) with darker colours (blue, black) and white because of my workplace
Night owl - hence always tired
I suck at keeping something alive - I killed so many plants lol
Music interests:
I like various genres, but I'm leaning to modern rock, pop rock and videogame soundtracks - especially the OST of Persona 3-4 and Xenoblade Chronicles X.
My favourite band is Starset, I like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Bring me the Horizon, Bastille, Melanie Martinez and many other artists
I'm listening to a lot of mashups. Some of them are bangers, some of them are for memes/shitposts, or can be both
My youtube recap summarizes some of it
I listen to some ambience too.
Fandom interests: (no specific order)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Harry Potter - I would be Hufflepuff
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
The Irish Lads (all five of them)
Agent Carter
I hope we get along! 💛
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intro and important info
url change: localgreekmythologywh0re -> pelideswhore
index:
intro to blog content
intro to me
find me on ...
dni if ...
trigger warnings/tags
WRITING REQUESTS
intro to blog content:
as my url says, i love greek mythology and that's the point of the blog. i post anything from memes to incorrect quotes to long analyses of myths. i also love answering asks! the ask box is always open and anon is enabled. PM's are also open for everyone, so never fear to approach me, whether you wanna talk about greek mythology or anything else. if you want to play a part in what posts i make, take this survey.
intro to me:
to the person behind the blog now! i go by eden (she/they) and i'm bisexual. i’m not a historian and all research done is personal, so take all my posts with a pinch of salt. i was born in germany, but i've lived in london for a long time, so i speak german and english fluently. i’m also 17, so a minor (in case you’re mdni). personally i don’t care if you’re 18+, you can still interact with me, just don’t be a creep.
find me on ...:
@edenwritessomething — writing blog
@stingrayizzy — technically my sister, but i manage the tags and somtimes the account, so do follow (cool art! sexy gals!)
@eden-dum — personal blog, shitposts and tag games/picrews will all land there
spotify — ... my music. don't judge or i will slay you.
pinterest — titles should be self-explanatory, if not then it's probably a wip
dni if ...:
racist
homophobic
transphobic
anti semitic
zionist
islamophobic
ableist
fatphobic
pedophile
pro-life
trigger warnings/tags:
notice: i've decided that i won't be tagging swear words anymore, since greek mythology is much more mature than the f-word. that said, i personally don't swear much (at least not seriously), so you'll probably only encounter reblogs with swears, if at all.
all my trigger warnings follow the same pattern namely '_____ tw'. i try to tag both general and specific triggers, so if a post mentions murder, i'd tag 'death tw' and 'murder tw'. if i forget to tag something, don't hesitate to tell me. if you have triggers you'd like me to know about, i'll note and tag them. it doesn't matter how niche your trigger is, i'd tag anything without questioning. oh and one last thing, i use british spelling, so keep that in mind when you block a tag.
not greek mythology
important — mostly education about hate crimes and ways to help people through gofundme etc. you can always PM me if you'd like me to boost your gofundme.
long post — this can include both mythology and not-mythology long posts. my opinion on whether a post is long or not varies from day to day, sorry bout that.
reblog — i only use this tag when i reblog stuff from my own blog or reblog smth repeatedly, so you can block threads. it's usually used together with 'long post'
nsfw — my blog is generally sfw, but like said above, the nature of greek mythology is ... smexy, so i can't guarantee anything. also the nsfw tag is only for sex-related things, if you wanna block alcohol/drugs block 'alcohol tw' or 'drugs tw' etc.
tw eden — usually goes hand-in-hand with ‘not greek mythology’. basically anything relating to more to me than mythology that i for some reason decided should be on this blog instead of my personal blog.
#everything here is subject to change! keep checking back for updates!#if i'm missing anything do tell me :)#pinned post#greek mythology#greek myth#blog intro#10-07-2023#07-10-2023
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𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙻𝚅𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙴 𝙸'𝙳 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁
tagged by: @jaegeriin
tagging: once again i am late to the party and the entire dash has already done this
ONE ( ALIAS / NAME ): haley / i used to go by hera but then my dumbass decided to make an oc with the same name so here i am
TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): july 25th
THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): leo baby you wish you were me 🥴
FOUR ( HEIGHT ): im 6 foot in heels that’s all im willing to give up
FIVE ( HOBBIES ): video games, cooking, writing, sleeping zzzzzzzz
where is number 6
SEVEN ( FAVOURITE BOOKS ): you think i read? i say as i hastily close the 49 tabs of fanfiction from my private browser. i don’t have seven favorite books but i do have the entire percy jackson series under my belt so obviously im doing okay for myself
EIGHT ( LAST SONG LISTENED TO ): ......i don’t love you by mcr but i only did it as a shitpost to spite emily so technically its her fault
NINE ( LAST SHOW / MOVIE WATCHED ): it deadass probably was last weeks ep i don’t watch shit i absorb media solely through video games and poor retellings of my friends’ experiences
TEN ( INSPIRATION FOR MUSE ): i grasp what canon material i have in my grubby little hands and run with it. i draw from what we have and add my own flair to things. a lot of my portrayal is based off of my own headcanons and world building that i created specifically for her, her hometown, her family, her childhood (etc). mythology figures like hestia, persephone and freya come into play as well. couldn’t tell you why but they got that good Vibe yaknow
ELEVEN ( MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): mar resident french person said it means to take cover / to protect and who am i to doubt her wisdom. uhm but yes anyway backtracking to the previous prompt i draw a lot of muse and inspo from petra’s need to protect, esp after the loss of her own squad and dogpiles it onto eren and co. so i just slapped it into french because german for protect is fucking schutzen and im sorry that’s just too ugly for me i have standards
#me: has so many idea#me the second i am questioned about them: elevator music on a ten hour loop#dash memes.#dont look at my typo
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Things I like RP partners to know
Copied from @sundered-souls and @scholarlostintime :p
I like to be called: Nova ( with any pronouns ) or A'vett since I feel very close to him x'D
Several things you should know about me:
I always like to say that english isn't my native language first. Which makes it had for me to get FF specific things right sometimes ^^; I hate to admit it but it took me months after I created this blog to find out about the "Scions of the seventh dawn" :'D
I dunno if this is a thing but I honestly only finished one (1) RP so far ^^; With finished I mean like...where both sides say "this is the end" and they may meet again one time. I would love to finish more T.T So please forgive me if I'm sorta hyped in it to keep on going. ( Maybe this is what dooms me always and ppl leave :'D )
One thing you should know about my muse(s):
His fear about the tailless thing? I mean this is nothing he likes to show but I think it should be mentioned x'D I mean there are a few things but those are mostly like a normal interaction so I won't mention them here ^^; I really like to keep every RP sorta unique. Means I normally don't effect other chars interactions ( ok expect Fennie as teacher cause this is way too perfect X'D )
One thing might be something....I have young and adult A'vett if you don't know XD I normally RP with adult A'vett who studied and works at his fathers bakery and his hobbies are magic,alchemy and stuff. Young A'vett ( as he looks in the picture at the header) is deeply in love with Haurchefant and is normally part of my story only XD I don't mind going as him but there we have a timeline where Haurchi lives and still leads camp dragonhead :3
First language: German
Age range: under 13 | 14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 70+
Am I okay with NSFW? yes | no | some nsfw ( some f things are ok but nothing bloody)
My favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | slice of life | performances ( Ok for all of these things I have some HC about A'vett. Happy, dark and akward :'D )
Canon character friendly: yes | no | depends
Yes please~ I mean Ishgardians are always welcome hehe Other Miqo'te too ( * coughs Kee-Satt ) Well, A'vett is really friendly to mostly everyone. So I normally forget the bad taste I have personally against the NPC and play it as A'vetts feels about them :'D ( yh I won't burn G'raha or Estinien lol )
RP blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc
Well sometimes yes. But even there I try to keep it A'vett related XD My mainblog is @thedangerv and there goes mostl of my OOC shitposts :'D
Tagged by: None but will count the two mentioned above for it XD
Tagging: @confusedtia @nyarumi-nyan @roguestly @hiraethwyl @mathemagiks @istolin @ynuloh-nunh @tavard-ffxiv @ffxivvalentinnoix @micaryn-tia @talitiaskauffxiv @ayoaibori @lady-isedaire
yeah sorry XD Went through my following list and found all these awesome ppl here haha
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The Smallest Outlaw Chapter 4- The Point of Snow Return
I’ve really got to progress to the Horseshoe Overlook chapter. I’m running out of snow puns. A bit of a boring chapter, but there is Ollie’s origins and a small (lol) physical description...that’s kind of it really. Also...I really stink at trying to write accents because of stupid hearing
I’m still trying to figure out if this story will follow the plotline exactly or make it in to a fix-it fic. Oh the choices...help...
As usual, feel free to submit ideas you would like to see. Also, acknowledgments and thank yous to @yeenybeanies (Devin is awesome), @lilnoodlegal (Outlaws and Winglings is a much better story than my brain barf shitposting), and @tiny-james (for fuelling the fire of my madness regarding RDR2 G/t).
Feel free to let me know if you want to be tagged for updates to this story. Let’s get this started.
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I don’t know when I fell asleep. I’m no longer on a wooden surface in front of the fire. Judging from the feeling, I’m still wrapped up in Hosea’s scarf…and it’s dark. One surface I’m resting against is moving steadily. Occasionally I can hear a deep thump.
I try to adjust my position to get more information. I hear a questioning hum reverberate above me. A sliver of light above me widens. As my eyes adjust to the light, I see the towering figure of Hosea. I unconsciously attempt to retreat.
“Mornin’ Ollie,” he smiles as he looks down at me.
I look around. As well as being wrapped up in his scarf, he also had me under his coat. That explains the movement and the thumping.
“Morning,” I mumble in return.
I cover my eyes and hide back into the scarf, whining about bright light. Hosea’s chuckle rumbles through his chest as I feel the woollen material close around me. I brace myself as I feel my confines move.
“You have an explanation due,” I hear Hosea’s voice almost directly outside.
I emit a grumpy ‘no’ sound and burrow further into the scarf.
“Are you going to continue this stubbornness?”
“Yah huh.”
“Just my luck,” he mutters with a sigh.
Honestly, now I kind of feel sorry for him. I scrabble my way to the open part of the bundle, only to pull part of the scarf over my head like a hood due to the cold air nearly freezing my ears off.
“I can’t tell you what’s going on, because I don’t rightly know,” I admit with a shrug.
“How is that possible?” Hosea raises an eyebrow.
I think about this. Should I tell this giant stranger about myself? He did admit that he and his friends were outlaws. Outside, there’s wolves, bears, and a blizzard. Inside, a whole lot of giant outlaws. My question is, which is more dangerous? Well, if these guys wanted to kill me, I’d be dead already.
“Because two days ago, I was human.”
A brief look of disbelief crosses Hosea’s features.
“Why is that so hard to believe?”
“Your pointed ears were off putting.”
“My what?!” I exclaim.
Hosea looks confused, then smiles.
“You obviously haven’t seen yourself in a mirror, have you?”
“Uhhh, no. I woke up with my hotel bed the size of a barn and lit a shuck anywhere else. No time to preen,” I admit, hesitantly moving my working arm to one of my ears.
They’re pointed, as Hosea said, but much longer and stick out. At my surprised realization, they twitch upward.
Hosea chuckles softly and my ears flick at feeling the exhalation of his breath.
“At least you’re entertained,” I grumble.
“If you don’t mind me asking, how did you end up in Colter?”
“I stowed away in someone’s satchel. Turned out he was an O’Driscoll. Not my best decision.”
“An O’Driscoll? Do you remember which way they were heading?”
I try to recall what direction the horseman was going.
“Uh, North East, I think.”
“Ah, we’ve already run into them,” a dark look passes briefly over Hosea’s face.
“What about your arm?” any sour attitude regarding the O’Driscoll’s has gone.
“Oh, the horse bucked. I landed badly, then staggered over here for shelter.”
“How are you still unconvinced that I was human?” I ask on seeing Hosea’s dubious expression.
“It sounds too simple.”
I shrug off my makeshift hood and go to search my bag, but I don’t have it.
“Where’s my satchel?”
I’m sure I had it with me.
Hosea shifts me to one hand then rummages through his pocket and pulls out my bag. It’s positively dwarfed in his palm. I move one hand to take it from him, then reconsider. I just spill out the contents.
“If I wasn’t human, all that would be too much of a coincidence,” I gesture to the two food tins, my journal, and a small amount of coins.
Hosea raises his hand closer to his face to inspect the items.
“Awake already, old friend?” Dutch enters the room with a booming greeting.
“Just talkin’ to little Ollie here,” I feel my ears flick in irritation at the nickname Hosea just referred to me as.
“What have you found out about our latest acquisition?”
“Used to be human. Ended up in Colter by accident,” Hosea answers, passing Dutch the stuff I had poured into his hand.
He inspects the items before placing them back into the bag.
“And how is Ollie feeling?” Dutch hands me my satchel.
“I’m a tiny human with a broken arm and a thin coat in a blizzard. I’ve had better days.” I grumble.
I recoil as Hosea brings his other hand up, but he only rearranges his scarf to cover my shoulders.
“At least you’re no longer stuck outside alone,” he smiles.
With that in mind, this isn’t one of my worst days.
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Hosea had left the cabin to discuss something with the other gang members, something about another missing member. I kept myself busy by reading…trying to at any rate, the book Hosea always has.
When you had no-one to teach you as a child, it’s a hard thing to teach yourself. I’m no exception. I understand enough to know it’s a crime story. It doesn’t take long for me to focus all my attention on reading.
My ears flick as I feel a short gust of warm air from behind me and a familiar chuckle.
“Sorry, probably should have asked you first,” I mutter, grabbing the cover of the book to close it.
I’m stopped by Hosea’s massive hand over mine. I track my eyes up his arm to look up at his face. He’s kneeling next to the small table.
“I would never have taken you for a reader,” he says with a smile.
“Uhh, I can’t read…not very well anyway,” I admit.
He takes the book, marking the page with his finger and puts his other hand out in front of me.
“C’mon Ollie,” he urges.
“Why?” I ask cautiously, slowly backing away.
“Because you’ll freeze to death like that.”
I look down at myself. I hadn’t realized the scarf was no longer over me.
“Oh,” is all I can say as I shiver.
I give a squeak of fright as Hosea wraps his massive hand around me. I struggle to escape his grasp as he lifts me off the table.
“If you keep squirming, I might drop you,” he warns softly.
“I’m trying not to hurt you.”
That’s kind of true. I notice that his grip isn’t actually tight. More of a secure hold trying to avoid my splinted arm.
My stomach drops as Hosea stands up and I grab onto his finger with one arm, holding on for dear life. He takes a step to sit down in a chair in front of the fireplace. He leans back slightly as he settles into his seat. His fingers loosen and I drop the short distance, landing on the fur lapel of his jacket. I barely have time to get my bearings before his hand pins me down. I try to wriggle out from under his hand.
“Shh, just relax. You need rest with your injured arm, and you are going to freeze without intervention,” his voice rumbles through his chest.
My next sentence is interrupted as the cabin door opens. It’s not Dutch or Arthur, but an older man with glasses. Hosea quickly places his other hand over me, concealing me from the new arrival, though I can just see through the slight gap in his fingers.
“Ah, good evening Herr Matthews,” the new man greets in a thick accent.
I’m guessing German maybe. As he turns to close the door, Hosea closes both hands around me. I register upward movement then I’m dropped onto his shoulder. Specifically, between his shirt and coat collar. He wraps his scarf carefully around, then stands up. I grab his coat in fright.
“Evenin’ Herr Strauss,” Hosea’s booming voice echoes in my ears.
“I’m vondering vhen we are getting off zis mountain. I’m sure zhe others are curious about zhis also,” Herr Strauss says as he attempts to rub some warmth back into his arms and hands.
“We have to be extremely careful, Strauss. Pinkertons are still crawling all over the state.”
Pinkertons?! What did this gang of outlaws do? And what have I landed myself into?
“I know. I’m just anxious, is all,” Strauss replies.
I don’t register the pounding of hoofbeats until Strauss is already at the window.
“Zhere back. Wit John. Mein Gott, he looks awful,” he exclaims.
Hosea took the opportunity while Strauss was distracted to take me off his shoulder and put me into the small drawer of the end table, then gesturing ‘shush’, before following German outside.
That was…weird.
#rdr2#Red Dead Redemption 2#G/t#RDR2 G/t#Giant/tiny#The Smallest Outlaw#Hosea Matthews#Leopold Strauss#I don't know what I'm doing with my life#Ollie's ears mirror emotions and facial expressions#it was funny when I thought of it
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20/20 tag game - Get to know me!
Big thanks to chiara ( @made-by-a-student , sorry for doing this like two months after you tagged me in this akdhsadkfhdf) and @mysticalarthistory <3
The rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 followers you would like to get to know better
Name: Iona
Nickname: Io, Iosik, Ian, Ionizer, Ionina
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius uwu
Height: 172 cm uwu
Age: 19, almost 20 eh
Languages spoken: Russian, italian, french,english, german and a lil bit of korean
Nationality: Russian naturalized italian
Favourite fruit: ah too many, persimmons, raspberries and peaches are my top 3
Favorite season: Fall and winter, I can’t choose
Favourite scent: roasted marshmallows and pumpkin spice
Favourite colour: purple!!
Favourite animal: Doggos, but i also want a black cat, a bunny and a toad
Coffee, tea, hot chocolate: it depends, hot chocolate is a treat for when it’s cold outside and you’re watching cute romcoms in a cozy blanket, coffees are for cold mornings and socializing with friends and roommates, while teas are more of a self-care drink because there are so many types of teas, with different correspondences and properties. Hot cocoa is the onI drink the least bc it’s for a specific mood, while coffees and teas are an everyday thing, so I’m gonna say coffee AND tea.
Average hours of sleep: i either sleep 3 hours a night or 12 hours a day, there’s literally no in between, so the average is 7.5 h/night
Favourite fictional characters: Kim Shin from Goblin, Ambrose from the Chillign Adventures of Sabrina, every strong female lead in every anime/tv show/movie along with all the hardworking and studious cuties
Dream trip: ahhhh south korea, definitely
Blog created: Eh somewhere during 2012, it started as a fandom blog, then it became a shitpost thingy and since all my attempts at managing a studyblr sideblog failed I decided to turn my main blog into a studyblr, so my feed would always be filled with studyspo and i would have no excuses to ignore my duties
Favourite subject: Genetics and molecular biology
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw obvi
Favourite artists: Music: BTS, BMTH Art: Anwar Jang, Schiele Writers: Dostoievskij, Jane Austen
i’m tagging: @iama-potato @iridescentidea @foxwhostudies @nikey-no-likey @starvingneopet @cottencandymochi @studycutea @sammaystudays @mumbled0re @theoverlordspeech @chemistry-and-cupcakes @cosmosstudies @ackerman-on-ice @taurusstudies @jikook-love @steampuncake @klaudiastudies @lucystea @ahin
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I was tagged by: @chaoticgood-anon
✏Nicknames✏: Blue, Liz, Lizzy, Lizabeth, ect.
🎵Gender🎵: Female
⭐Star Sign⭐: Cancer ♋
📏Height:📏 5’
🕑Time🕑: 1:32 PM
🎊Birthday🎊: July 2nd ((sorry I didn’t tell you guys on my birthday, I didn’t want to make it seem like I was bragging or anything…
🎸Favourite Bands🎸: I don’t know if I have a “favorite band” although Queen’s music is fantastic
🎤Favourite soloists🎤: Melanie Martinez, classic Taylor swift, idk I can’t answer off the top of my head
🎶Song stuck in my head🎶: Two birdsss on a wiiiii~IIIII~iiiiiireee, one says come on and the other sAYS I’M TIREEED
🎬Last movie watched🎬: Spiderman: Homecoming
📺Last show watched📺: Star vs. The forces of evil
✨Blog birthday✨: I can’t remember
🎨What I post🎨: Roleplay stuff, shitposts, relatablenes, memes, art either mine or stuff I love, fandom stuff, fanfiction mine or other, pick-me-ups, anything that tickles my fancy really
📱Other blogs📱: 2 extra blogs I discovered I’d had while trying to figure out which email I used for this account, one pure roleplay account
🔉Do you get asks🔉: Not oftenly…
🔮Why did you choose URL🔮: I’m tiny, I’m a dork, my favorite color was Blue at the time I made the account
🔭Following🔭: 122
🔬Followers🔬: 72
💜💙Favourite colours💙💜: Purple and blue!
💤Average hours sleep💤: 3-6, some days 13 if I actually get to sleep in
🔢Lucky number🔢: 5
🎹Instruments🎹: piano and a little Ukulele
🎀What Im wearing🎀: Tanktop, I’m in my sleepwear….
😂How many blankets I sleep with😂: 3, guys like seriously, my bed has turned into a nest of pillows, blankets and stuffies
💭Dream job💭: perfect world- Vocalist Realistic- Preschool teacher
🍝Favourite food🍝: PASTA
🏠Nationality🏠: Mostly German, lots of native American heritage
🎵Fave song right now🎵: uhhhhhhhh, sigular?? Nope, Song of the sea, lullaby for a stormy night, two birds, dollhouse, crybaby, Melanie Martinez in general, partners in crime, wait for you, basically anything Lizz robinette has covered.. Shall I go on? Oh! And don’t forget Pierrot- Ashe’s cover specifically
🐞Tagging to do this🐞: Anyone who wants to!!!!
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